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Jess Zafarris

@jesszafarris.com
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Author of USELESS ETYMOLOGY, WORDS FROM HELL, ONCE UPON A WORD, INTO THE WORDS. Podcaster, Words Unravelled. Adjunct prof at Emerson and UFL. Speaker, content director, social pro, ad world wordsmith. linktr.ee/JessZafarris

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Jess Zafarris @jesszafarris.com · 11h
My Chambers etymology books are the Powerpuff Girls
the powerpuff girls positioned above three corresponding book covers
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Jess Zafarris @jesszafarris.com · 04/10/2026
I’ve had to evict about a dozen rolly pollies from the branches
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Jess Zafarris @jesszafarris.com · 04/10/2026
Good day for foraging!
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Jess Zafarris @jesszafarris.com · 02/10/2026
Look at this asshole Chased a squirrel and ended up running two miles away through the woods Thank god he had a GPS collar on
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Jess Zafarris @jesszafarris.com · 01/10/2026
One podcast was simply not enough! My coauthor Shannon Miller and I started a casual little pod called Ms. Miscellany. For our first episode it's just us, but in the following episodes we'll interview interesting people about their career twists and the fun facts they've learned along the way.
a social card about a podcast called Ms Miscellany with Shannon Miller & Jess Zafarris
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Jess Zafarris @jesszafarris.com · 01/10/2026
Yes there is a reason I did not try this on my Brittany first. (Also, pics!)
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Jess Zafarris @jesszafarris.com · 30/09/2026
Tried to make Fable a ghost costume and found it’s a bit harder than it looks Will update with attempt no. 2
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Jess Zafarris @jesszafarris.com · 30/09/2026
The girlies all together 🥹
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Jess Zafarris @jesszafarris.com · 30/09/2026
Gaahhh my publisher has copies in London but I don’t have mine yet! Gimmegimmegimme
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Jess Zafarris @jesszafarris.com · 28/09/2026
I have three dogs, a cat, and a turtle because law, convention, and safety prevent me from living my true dreams
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Jess Zafarris @jesszafarris.com · 26/09/2026
Eleven years ago today, I married this guy!
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Jess Zafarris @jesszafarris.com · 25/09/2026
Weirdest thing I’ve seen at the Big E today
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Jess Zafarris @jesszafarris.com · 23/09/2026
It's here! @robwords.com and I discuss idioms and saying from around the world in our latest episode of Words Unravelled: www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBIX...
a social card for an episode of the words unravelled podcast that reads funny idioms around the world and has images of a shrimp sandwich, blue almonds, and a hedgehog above two smiling people.
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Jess Zafarris @jesszafarris.com · 22/09/2026
The wee ones have lost their spots!
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Jess Zafarris @jesszafarris.com · 18/09/2026
The thing I'm most excited about for the release of my next book (Into the Words: An Etymologist's Field Guide to Plants, Animals, and Nature) is the clever illustrations that my sister, Melissa Farris, created for the book. Each one captures multiple facets of the species' etymology stories.
A cougar on a book with a map, a conquistador's helmet, and piece of a mesoamerican monumentA skeleton holding daffodils and asphodelA monkey gambling onlineA raccoon wearing a ruff
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Jess Zafarris @jesszafarris.com · 16/09/2026
BIG congrats to @robwords.com on 1 mil YouTube subscribers!
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Jess Zafarris @jesszafarris.com · 16/09/2026
Words Unravelled hit 100 episodes! 🥳🎉 @robwords.com and I are celebrating with 100 of our favorite rapid-fire word facts from the past 50 episodes. Catch the latest episode here (or wherever you get your podcasts!): www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PM_...
Two people on a dictionary-style background with the words 100 word facts and words unravelled.
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Jess Zafarris @jesszafarris.com · 15/09/2026
hey past Jess: fuck you (Today I recorded this passage for the audiobook of Useless Etymology)
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Jess Zafarris @jesszafarris.com · 12/09/2026
Get you a brew dog (or two) for Oktoberfest
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Jess Zafarris @jesszafarris.com · 10/09/2026
The unhelpful canines in question
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Jess Zafarris @jesszafarris.com · 10/09/2026
Oh I have one of those. He didn’t help either These assholes would all just leave me to my fate in the event of an intruder
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Jess Zafarris @jesszafarris.com · 10/09/2026
I was just looking at NFL logos, and I noticed that every (this isn't the right word but) "directional" logo—that is, every logo that features an animal or gives you the sense that the logo is going or looking somewhere is headed to the right, except for the Eagles, whose logo is headed to the left.
All NFL logos
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Jess Zafarris @jesszafarris.com · 06/09/2026
Happiest birthday to @soundoftheforest.bsky.social, the entomology to my etymology ❤️ Here’s a lovely fresh cicada I found recently.
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Jess Zafarris @jesszafarris.com · 06/09/2026
As a terrible singer, my favorite karaoke experience (pictured) is getting a woman who wants to sing but doesn’t want to do it by herself to do “Ironic” with me. Done it thrice. We sell the fuck out of it. Bonus points if someone there knows I’ve done explainers on the actual meaning of “ironic.”
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Jess Zafarris @jesszafarris.com · 31/08/2026
mfw I get to talk about words!
A grinning lady on a stageA person in a jumpsuit on a stage in front of a crowd of peopleA smiling person on a stage in front of the words "talk about words" that are displayed on a screen behind herA person speaking on a stage about the word antidisestablishmentarianism
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Jess Zafarris @jesszafarris.com · 27/08/2026
Yeah but joeys are little shitheads 😄
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Jess Zafarris @jesszafarris.com · 27/08/2026
I might ask this kangaroo to kick me instead
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Jess Zafarris @jesszafarris.com · 27/08/2026
I added a last minute slide for Dolly, talking about the fact that she’s mentioned in the Oxford English Dictionary eight times in the example sentences for a glorious array of terms. I had to put it at the end because I knew I’d tear up. My fellow Tennessean, my queen of music and literacy. 🩵
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Jess Zafarris @jesszafarris.com · 27/08/2026
I delivered the closing keynote at the State of Social conference in Perth, Australia. The organizers told me they wouldn’t mind if I swore a bit, so I dropped a few amid a heap of etymology facts and encouragement not to let the chatbots dull our words and wit. Lovely feedback so far. 🩵
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Jess Zafarris @jesszafarris.com · 25/08/2026
Uh, just to make this MORE unsettling
A screenshot of text from Wikipedia:

Suicide
On 28 February 1929 Clemens von Pirquet and his wife committed suicide with potassium cyanide.[2]
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Jess Zafarris @jesszafarris.com · 24/08/2026
This is such a lovely city
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Jess Zafarris @jesszafarris.com · 24/08/2026
The parks have indigenous language and history facts everywhere
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Jess Zafarris @jesszafarris.com · 24/08/2026
Etymology! The origin of Matagarup, the name of that cool black and white bridge.
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Jess Zafarris @jesszafarris.com · 24/08/2026
The black swan, state bird of Western Australia
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Jess Zafarris @jesszafarris.com · 23/08/2026
Yum!
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Jess Zafarris @jesszafarris.com · 23/08/2026
Interesting and somewhat ominous alternative to “not an exit” that I haven’t seen elsewhere
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Jess Zafarris @jesszafarris.com · 23/08/2026
They make great bridges around here
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Jess Zafarris @jesszafarris.com · 23/08/2026
Someone gave him a teddy graham (or whatever Australians call teddy graham-like products)
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Jess Zafarris @jesszafarris.com · 23/08/2026
I am heavily invested in this drama
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Jess Zafarris @jesszafarris.com · 23/08/2026
This is an Australian ibis
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Jess Zafarris @jesszafarris.com · 23/08/2026
That bridge is beautiful!
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Jess Zafarris @jesszafarris.com · 23/08/2026
Good morning from Perth
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Jess Zafarris @jesszafarris.com · 21/08/2026
I had an especially good time with this one! In the latest episode of Words Unravelled, @robwords.com and I discuss Latin words and influence in English. www.youtube.com/watch?v=52Gt...
Two people on a red background with the words "Latin Words in English" and "Words Unravelled" in the corner.
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Jess Zafarris @jesszafarris.com · 17/08/2026
Took me a moment to realize that these are decapitated ant heads. Seems there’s a formic Reign of Terror happening on my patio. Liberté, egalité, myrmexié!
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Jess Zafarris @jesszafarris.com · 17/08/2026
Fable fills up the space I didn’t know I had in my heart 💜
A happy dog and a happy lady A happy dog and a happy lady A happy dog and a happy lady
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Jess Zafarris @jesszafarris.com · 15/08/2026
Jackpotttttt
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Jess Zafarris @jesszafarris.com · 15/08/2026
Look at this spooky dude Greek strobilos = pine cone
A mushroom with a scaly or fuzzy black top and an oozing step that’s black on top and white on the bottom like a reptile’s bellyAn entry describing strobilomyces strobilaceus, also called the old man of the woods
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Jess Zafarris @jesszafarris.com · 14/08/2026
Straight from the depths of the uncanny valley
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Jess Zafarris @jesszafarris.com · 08/08/2026
I figured out why this dog park has a hose and bucket next to the entrance
An orange and white dog laying in muddy waterAn orange and white dog laying in muddy water
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Jess Zafarris @jesszafarris.com · 08/08/2026
Happy international caturday from Wolfgang Amadeus Meowzart!
A fluffy white and tabby patterned cat with goatee like markings on his mouth and nose
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