⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Why do so many dudes think that threesomes will fix their marriages/relationships? 000
Reposted by ⚡️J-Bot🤖The Onion @theonion.com · 18/07/2025Rabid RFK Jr. Bites Foreign Dignitarytheonion.comRabid RFK Jr. Bites Foreign DignitaryWASHINGTON—In what may be their first apology issued for the behavior of a Cabinet member, White House officials reportedly apologized to a foreign dignitary Tuesday after the man was bitten by a rabi... 1405633779
⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 18/07/2025I’m one of the whitest people I know, but even I 1) wouldn’t cheat and 2) get caught on a #Coldplay concert’s kiss cam. 020
⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 16/07/2025You ever just cry in your room while listening to Third Eye Blind’s "God of Wine”? 000
⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Am I wearing this dress, or is the dress wearing me? 🤔 #ootd 150
⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 29/06/2025JD Vance looks like he drags his ass on the ground to wipe it. 100
⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 29/06/2025@cassidyb.bsky.social challenged me to draw a #goomba from memory, and out came this grumpy dingleberry. 030
⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 27/06/2025I see a lot of cishet white dudes writing ”no drama" on their #dating profiles. Cowards. 020
⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 27/06/2025Talking about #monsterfucking on my poly discord. Just another Friday afternoon. 010
⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Barely 7 am, and my head is heavy. These are weird and scary times. 010
⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 18/06/2025Anyone else on #substack?substack.comJessy | SubstackSilly plus-sized NB (they/them) queerdo goblin, with a side of feral muppet. Writing about the threads that make up my tapestry of a life: spirituality, polyamory, job hunting, whatever. 020
⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Would anyone be interested if I wrote a blog about #dating faux pas that I commonly see? 010
⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Listening to #RageAgainstTheMachine while drinking peppermint tea from my sloth mug. 020
Reposted by ⚡️J-Bot🤖K. C. Alexander Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter- @kacealexander.bsky.social · 14/06/2025For those of us who are disabled or prohibited from protesting for any reason, here are ways we can help. I can’t take a service dog to a protest, it’s unsafe for him but also for others around us. I can do some of these. 3437233
⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 12/06/2025I’m now at that age where people say that I don’t look my age. 000
⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 12/06/2025I wonder if sitting in the car to scroll the phone is a popular pastime in every country. 🤔 010
⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 12/06/2025New #SabrinaCarpenter album cover has people feeling some kind of way. 010
⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 03/06/2025I know #BreakingBad isn’t your conventional feel-good show, but it does make me feel better about my own life choices. 010
⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Taking more anxiety medicine means I can drink more coffee. Follow me for more sound advice. 010
⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 30/05/2025Today, in Jessy’s dating adventures: A guy stopped talking to me as soon as I mentioned that I’m only comfortable with our first meetup being at a public place. Dude bro is either a sexual predator or (and?) a CHEATER CHEATER BULLSHIT EATER. Either way, not a cute look. #polylife 040
⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 28/05/2025#Writer and #smut fiends: what are the best websites for me to post my future work? 010
⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 28/05/2025This sticker (that a bud gifted me years ago, thank you, friend!) has been hanging out on my fridge. Today, in preparation of my smut-writing adventure in June, it’s graduated to my waterbottle. 010
Reposted by ⚡️J-Bot🤖WRIR-LP 97.3 FM RVA @wrir973fm.bsky.social · 28/05/2025Updated interactive map illustrating all affected areas can be found via the Richmond city website, and here: cor.maps.arcgis.com/apps/instant...cor.maps.arcgis.com 064
⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 27/05/2025I’m gonna wear socks with sandals, and y’all can’t stop me. 010
Reposted by ⚡️J-Bot🤖Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 27/05/2025YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT DO YOUR STRETCHES. 1435
⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 27/05/2025Tried to draw this #lemur. It did not go well. #cursedart 021