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Leftist poly cyborg queerdo with a side of feral muppet. Fashion, makeup, Polaroids, anarchy. They/them.

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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Why do so many dudes think that threesomes will fix their marriages/relationships?
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
#TedLasso is the wholesomeness I need right now.
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Felt good today. 💛
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/07/2025
Rabid RFK Jr. Bites Foreign Dignitary
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Rabid RFK Jr. Bites Foreign Dignitary
WASHINGTON—In what may be their first apology issued for the behavior of a Cabinet member, White House officials reportedly apologized to a foreign dignitary Tuesday after the man was bitten by a rabi...
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I’m one of the whitest people I know, but even I 1) wouldn’t cheat and 2) get caught on a #Coldplay concert’s kiss cam.
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
You ever just cry in your room while listening to Third Eye Blind’s "God of Wine”?
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
I’m still here, lol.
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Am I wearing this dress, or is the dress wearing me? 🤔 #ootd
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Y’all know Venom is a freak.
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
JD Vance looks like he drags his ass on the ground to wipe it.
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
@cassidyb.bsky.social challenged me to draw a #goomba from memory, and out came this grumpy dingleberry.
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
I see a lot of cishet white dudes writing ”no drama" on their #dating profiles. Cowards.
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Talking about #monsterfucking on my poly discord. Just another Friday afternoon.
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Happy Friday!
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
You’re pretty extra…EXTRAORDINARY. 💘
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
🍓 #OOTD
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
People’s actions matter.
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Got in my head, and it’s hard to get out.
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Barely 7 am, and my head is heavy. These are weird and scary times.
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Happy Pride 🏳️‍🌈 #ootd #truckercore
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Anyone else on #substack?
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Jessy | Substack
Silly plus-sized NB (they/them) queerdo goblin, with a side of feral muppet. Writing about the threads that make up my tapestry of a life: spirituality, polyamory, job hunting, whatever.
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
A girl just flirted with me, help. #gaypanic
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Would anyone be interested if I wrote a blog about #dating faux pas that I commonly see?
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Listening to #RageAgainstTheMachine while drinking peppermint tea from my sloth mug.
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K. C. Alexander Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter- @kacealexander.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
For those of us who are disabled or prohibited from protesting for any reason, here are ways we can help. I can’t take a service dog to a protest, it’s unsafe for him but also for others around us. I can do some of these.
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Interview today. #ootd
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I’m now at that age where people say that I don’t look my age.
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I wonder if sitting in the car to scroll the phone is a popular pastime in every country. 🤔
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
New #SabrinaCarpenter album cover has people feeling some kind of way.
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Early mornings.
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I’ve been up since 5am. #ootd
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
I know #BreakingBad isn’t your conventional feel-good show, but it does make me feel better about my own life choices.
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
#ootd
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
😺🎧
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Taking more anxiety medicine means I can drink more coffee. Follow me for more sound advice.
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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
asunder
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Today, in Jessy’s dating adventures: A guy stopped talking to me as soon as I mentioned that I’m only comfortable with our first meetup being at a public place. Dude bro is either a sexual predator or (and?) a CHEATER CHEATER BULLSHIT EATER. Either way, not a cute look. #polylife
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Already on my bullshit this morning.
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
#nerdshit #dnd
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
#Writer and #smut fiends: what are the best websites for me to post my future work?
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Hello! It is I, Hyperawareness Goblin.
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
This sticker (that a bud gifted me years ago, thank you, friend!) has been hanging out on my fridge. Today, in preparation of my smut-writing adventure in June, it’s graduated to my waterbottle.
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Zeppelinmoon @zeppelinmoonreal.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
I miss having a dishwasher.
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WRIR-LP 97.3 FM RVA @wrir973fm.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Updated interactive map illustrating all affected areas can be found via the Richmond city website, and here: cor.maps.arcgis.com/apps/instant...
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I’m gonna wear socks with sandals, and y’all can’t stop me.
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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT DO YOUR STRETCHES.
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Tried to draw this #lemur. It did not go well. #cursedart
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I’m a vain little thing.
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