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JessnotJessie

@jessnotjessie90.bsky.social
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35 NB, Audhd, parent of Heathens, occasional writer, current student. Here for my Good Omens crew.

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JessnotJessie @jessnotjessie90.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I have thrown myself so wholly into my academics (because the alternative has been the pits of despair) that I haven't crocheted or written or even watched a movie in MONTHS. I have a 4.0 but I'm grateful for this break between classes to just...exist for awhile
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JessnotJessie @jessnotjessie90.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Why oh WHY is the song in my head "Oh ye cannae shove yer granny of the bus..."
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adèle 🖤 @adeeledev.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
NO FUCKING WAY
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JessnotJessie @jessnotjessie90.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I vote every day
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hear me out: The John F. Kennedy and Dolly Parton Memorial Center for the Performing Arts
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JessnotJessie @jessnotjessie90.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I need a weekend off... PLEASE, just 2 days, maybe 3 with no commitments where I can do absolutely fuck all. Between work and school and home I'm quickly reaching burn out levels.
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JessnotJessie @jessnotjessie90.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My nonverbal comms class wants me to make 4 videos (already hate that idea) FILMING PEOPLE IN PUBLIC WITHOUT THEIR PERMISSION while I 1. Judge their customer service based on my appearance 2. Stare at 5 strangers 3. Invade someone's personal space & 4. Show them a private place of my own in detail.
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Oh Fuck Aziraphale
ALT: Oh Fuck Aziraphale
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JessnotJessie @jessnotjessie90.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Nvm fuck this. Another professor has 2 assignments and a quiz due THIS WEDNESDAY and I have to start a video assignment that takes a week+ to complete.
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JessnotJessie @jessnotjessie90.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Classes for early fall start up today so like a good student I was reading the syllabus and found a picture of a very furry cat. If I mention the cat in an email to the prof on Aug 17th I get 5 points added to my final cumulative grade...God I love university.
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JessnotJessie @jessnotjessie90.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
RIP Boabie Woods...may you Rise again.
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Lush Green Tree on White Background
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JessnotJessie @jessnotjessie90.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Having the car scrapped because we can't do anything with it and scheduled a pick up for it. Just got a text that "The Junkies" are coming for our car shortly 😂
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JessnotJessie @jessnotjessie90.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
It will cost more than my car is worth to repair it, which leaves us without a vehicle. I don't know what to do, or how we can afford another, but I can't work without one... it's all so circular and maddening!
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JessnotJessie @jessnotjessie90.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
5 hours later I am home from the ER with bruises, bine bruising, and sprains, but NOTHING IS BROKEN! And I can finally get rid of that awful C collar. Now for lots of drugs so I can try to sleep.
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JessnotJessie @jessnotjessie90.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
So I was leaning forward putting the sun screen in the window with one hand and turning off the ignition with the other when the airbag spontaneously deployed. My car is undrivable and I'm stuck in the hospital waiting on imaging to see if/what is broken. Fucking great.
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JessnotJessie @jessnotjessie90.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Even if it never looks like this again, for this semester at least I have it. I'm doing this, like it's actually happening 😭🤯
Degree progress 4.000 GOA
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JessnotJessie @jessnotjessie90.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Beaker Muppet Says Meep!
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JessnotJessie @jessnotjessie90.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Had to come sit at my moms with her animals because maintenance is here fixing her bathroom wall. The cat HATES this man. Scrambled to hide, ears back, low to the ground, hissed when he went past, and now has been standing watch here for about 3 hours...
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JessnotJessie @jessnotjessie90.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Just remembered that I still own a 1996 Hunchback of Notre Dame lunchbox with matching thermos, so if nothing else I've got that going for me.
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Disney's Esmeralda Winks from Hunchback
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JessnotJessie @jessnotjessie90.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Taking a moment for a pity party because god I miss hiking and biking and leg day at the gym and rollerblading and...and it sucks. That's all.
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The Outpost: Wallowing in Self Pity
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JessnotJessie @jessnotjessie90.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
In a surprise to absolutely NO ONE it was amazing and I cried more than once. Fantastic show
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JessnotJessie @jessnotjessie90.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
5 minutes to Hades Town!
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Woman's Hilarious Oh My God Freak Out
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iKE PASTEL @ikexpastel.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
This is taking me OUT!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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JessnotJessie @jessnotjessie90.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Idk why this is such an aziracrow song on my head open.spotify.com/track/409yTh...
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History Hates Lovers
Oublaire · History Hates Lovers · Song · 2021
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JessnotJessie @jessnotjessie90.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I switched most of my kids to an online curriculum for Homeschool and they actually love it, and I can keep up with their diagnostic stuff, they work at their own pace, and it's all grades through highschool but I feel guilty now, like I'm being lazy about their education 😞
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JessnotJessie @jessnotjessie90.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Talked to my dad last night about the pros/cons of students loans now that the pell grant isn't covering what it used to, because I'm terrified of debt and he said "What's the worst that could happen if you can't pay it back? You've already got nothing." Thanks Dad.😅
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JessnotJessie @jessnotjessie90.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I believe in my heart of hearts that Aziraphale loves K Dramas. Anything with a scheming other woman or a white moonlight and he is invested!
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JessnotJessie @jessnotjessie90.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
YES! I just got the final grade on a paper I was super worried about (final for the semester) and I got a 95! Points off for my APA formatting but that was it!
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JessnotJessie @jessnotjessie90.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I die every time I see this one
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FunkyEarthChild/EyesOnHisThighs @funkyearthchild.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
And write it. Double the gay.
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JessnotJessie @jessnotjessie90.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Just submitted my final project for my last class of the summer semester 🙌🏼 Fall semester coming soon, and I'm hoping no more financial aid shenanigans. I just want to get my degree as quickly/painless as possible so I can get my family OUTA HERE!
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JessnotJessie @jessnotjessie90.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
If this isn't Slorch... www.tiktok.com/t/ZTSEv6bGq/
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JessnotJessie @jessnotjessie90.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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why the screen so blurryyy 🏷️- #thesimpsons #mrburns #abesimpson #montyburns #burnsabe edit crackship oldmanyaoi doomedyaoi mrburnsxabesimpson cmontgomeryburns grampasimpson grandpasimpson
TikTok video by GEEKBAIT • blocked
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JessnotJessie @jessnotjessie90.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Of all the results expected today, falling into an Abe Simpson x Mr. Burns doomed Yaoi fandom was not one of them.
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JessnotJessie @jessnotjessie90.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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JessnotJessie @jessnotjessie90.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
At the doctor for lab results. Do I want it to be high cortisol? Sorta. It would be such a relief to finally have an answer after all these years of trying different things, but would also mean I have tumors that need removed so...🤷🏼
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JessnotJessie @jessnotjessie90.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
5000 projects going on but got distracted by a side quest #Slorch #GoodOmens
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JessnotJessie @jessnotjessie90.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Trying to get the holidays sorted because I know we all have multiple families/events and the siblings are giving me push back, but they aren't the ones always trying to put the damn things together
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Ghoulish Gerwyn 👻 @gerwyn.uk · 10/07/2026
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JessnotJessie @jessnotjessie90.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
My mom waited weeks to buy these really tacky pineapple lamps from the thrift because she couldn't justify $40 on used table lamps, so they went half off and she snatched them up for $20....These are the lamps.😶 ($300 each)
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tweedfeather @tweedfeather.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
#go3 #goodomens
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Not a fandom. A FAMdom. My thoughts on the GO movie and how I will make you remember the best part of why we’re even here, together, in our little corner of the internet. Spoiler: It’s Mr. Brown’s incredible ass.

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Okay, listen.
I'm keeping Asa and Anthony. I mean, look at them. All sweet and OLD. With their little sweaters and matching lawn chairs.
Subtle frangrance of Earl Grey and Bengay wafting after them wherever they go.
They're CUTE.
And Slorch is a winner I don't care what anyone says. Gimme that goth queen with his Muriel Deetz sidekick.
The Ice Cream Bentley has a permitted spot in my heart's garage, next to Dean's Baby.
Jesus, sorry you didn't get enough screen time, kid. You seemed nice. I liked you WAY better than Mel "That Fucking Psycho" Gibson's version.
That being said, I am not going to be trading in the OLD universe either. I like this universe. It's cosy, dependable and talk about ROOMY! You can fit all kinds of stuff in here. The eldritch horrors learning how to be human, the biblical lore but FUNNY and the oh so juicy religious trauma! Mr. Brown with his disturbingly toned glutes alone is worth keeping it around. (Oh, that's not canon? That's just me being a weirdo? Huh.)
Plus Aziraphale is PEAK. He's Aura. He's SKIBIDIokay I don't know cool kid lingo.
He's MY GUY (shoves Castiel out of the way.)
I'm not giving up on MY GUY(avoids eye contact with Samwise Gamgee.)
You don't Thanos MY GUYYYY (steps over drunken wet cat Spike) and expect me to be cool with it. I'm VERY not cool with it.
*insert Elmo surrounded by flames meme here*
Just like a vampire who had a cup of rice thrown at their feet, I am sat down and focused on picking up those little angel atoms. I got my Elmer's glue and a mighty need to avoid reading anymore Breaking News these days. Have you SEEN what's happening out in the wild? NOT GREAT, BOB.
I got the time, is what I'm saying.
So don't be surprised when (when NOT if) you see a post of mine and it's the NEW universe and the OLD universe together doing really weird things with their tongues.Hash tag tomfoolery. Not even worth the copy and paste except for we are a FAMDOM.

Now hug.
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Hineko 🍁🎃🍄‍🟫🌙🍂 @hinekosama.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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David Tennant Updates @davidtupdates.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Voting for the 2026 Gold Derby TV Awards is now open. David Tennant has been nominated for Best Limited/Movie Actor for his performance in Good Omens. Voting closes on July 31, 2026, at 9:00 PM, and the winners will be announced on August 17, 2026.
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Just Pris 📚📖 - Back to school! @priswaldorf.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Happiest of birthdays, @bushybritches.bsky.social!!! All hail the emperor of memes and sheen GIFs!!! 💜💜💜🎂🎂🎂
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Michael Sheen as Robbie Applauds
Alt: Michael Sheen celebrating your birthday, wahoo!
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delf @naitruc.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Soni 🐦‍⬛✨️ | TO THE UNIVERSES 🖤🤍 @sunnythecrow.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Same picture
Crowley from the Good Omens intro
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Mimi -🖤🤍-✨📚🥂😇😈 #For Terry 🎶 @mimisempai.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Rachel Talalay @racheltalalay.com · 02/07/2026
reminder thursday. get your boots on! riotheatre.ca/movie/tank-g...
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Tank Girl 4K Restoration (Director Rachel Talalay in Attendance for Q&A!) - Rio Theatre
Based on Britons’ Jamie Hewlett and Alan Martin‘s wildly subversive comic-strip, Lori Petty stars in director Rachel Talalay‘s futuristic feminist sci-fi vult action-fantasy about a tank-riding anti-h...
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Asa is THAT cinnamon roll. #goodomens you took my toys so IMMA PLAY WITH YOURS
Asa and Anthony enjoying the day and a smoothie. Gabe the EX shows up and tries to humiliate Anthony. Asa throat punch’s him while steadily sucking on his smoothie.
Because he’s THAT bitchClose up of the throat punch
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