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JessSaysStuff

@jessinprogress.bsky.social

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Knower of food safety facts. Lover of food animal production.🐂🐄🐑🐐🐖🐓First gen lawyer. RT ≠ endorsement. Opinions my own. Maryland by way of the Wild West.

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JessSaysStuff @jessinprogress.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

Good evening from Bar Prep Hell where my purrlegals are throughly examining the backs of their eyelids and the bottoms of their feet.

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JessSaysStuff @jessinprogress.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

Somehow a 25lb beagle can take up the entire bed. This was my view at 3:30AM. I guess she was cold but wanted her feet out? Oh, Blair. I wish I was you.

Two small paws and part of a peanut-butter-freckle arm poke out from under a nice set of sheets and a quilt. This is a beagle and she does not care how nice your bedding is. She wants to make herself a beagle-burrito with it. Breathing is not important to her. Only stinking up your clean bed.

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JessSaysStuff @jessinprogress.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

Good morning, I’m Libby. If I fits, I sits. Even if my corpulent floof overfloweth. Mommy said I’m not fat, I’m a Rubens. Purrfection in every way.

A clinically obese tiger cat with a white ruff and green eyes sitting in an Amazon box positioned in a sunbeam. Her chonk is extending on to the flaps of the box lid. She has perfect little pink lips and no thoughts at all.

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JessSaysStuff @jessinprogress.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

I like how this animal thinks he’s a wild jungle cat sleeping in a tree. In reality he’s a rotten gremlin who likes to scratch my furniture and instead of being deterred by the sticky tape, he licks it, apparently (?) to fuel his two brain cells.

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JessSaysStuff @jessinprogress.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

We started the day with a car ride and a pup cup. Whipped cream for breakfast is the move!

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JessSaysStuff @jessinprogress.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

Libby is having a Monday. She never naps here but I guess she figured it’s as good a place as any.

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JessSaysStuff @jessinprogress.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

I made two king cakes this weekend and gave one to my neighbor who wasn’t familiar with the tradition. Her husband found the baby and held it over the rest of the household all weekend. 😂 Laissez les bons temps rouler, yall. 💛💚💜

A roughly donut shaped cake that represents a crown, with white icing and yellow, green, and purple sprinkles.

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JessSaysStuff @jessinprogress.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

Everything is terrible so here’s JW protecting me from hot shower water and whatever monsters live in the downstairs bathroom. A girl with a cat can never go to the bathroom alone.

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JessSaysStuff @jessinprogress.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

Everything is on fire and I don’t know if I’ll have a job in the future, so I’m making tortillas about it. They aren’t as good as HEB, but they are pretty damn close.

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JessSaysStuff @jessinprogress.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

It’s all put together and ready to run. BIG BLOCK BABYYYY!!

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JessSaysStuff @jessinprogress.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Regarding the Sunday Scaries, I submit this antidote. Libby working on her tan on the sunny porch while it’s 30F and blowing 30 outside.

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JessSaysStuff @jessinprogress.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Just a wholesome reminder that beagle heaven is being sandwiched between a heated blanket and a comforter while wearing a comfy hoodie.

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JessSaysStuff @jessinprogress.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

I hope your meds let you rest as peacefully as JW does. He truly has two brain cells, zero thoughts, and he’s crosseyed, but he’s a delightful little furball nonetheless.

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JessSaysStuff @jessinprogress.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Real ones know.

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JessSaysStuff @jessinprogress.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Texts with other science majors:

A photo of the ear and partial head of a beagle named Blair, who is hiding in a huge blanket burrito. The sender said they found a new burrowing species of dog, Blairus blanketus. The other person texted back “sub species burritous.”

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JessSaysStuff @jessinprogress.bsky.social · 27/09/2023

Look at this handsome boy I saw this evening. He’s not a shooter, but remember that hunting is 99% watching just for the hell of it.

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JessSaysStuff @jessinprogress.bsky.social · 22/09/2023

What is happening? Is it 1998 again!!??

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