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Jessie Blue @jessieblueaz.bsky.social · 20h

I’m sure Trump and roadkill enthusiast, raw milk advocate US HHS Sec RFK Jr. (who’s had zero hours of actual medical training) have a plan to keep Americans safe. That plan might involve chugging a pig testicle smoothie in a tanning booth and canceling the midterms…but I’m sure it’s fine.

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Jessie Blue @jessieblueaz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The only TV commercial I want to see is one advertising a TV plugin device that detects commercials and replaces them with cute animal videos during the commercial break. An “As Seen on TV” device for $9.99 with free shipping. “Order NOW and get a second one FREE”.

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Jessie Blue @jessieblueaz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

If Dems are going to win over Rep and Ind voters, 90% of the messaging needs to be about affordability, healthcare, etc. Does Trump and company need to be held accountable…yes. But, people are tired of the political civil war. They want to hear about solutions, not just retribution.

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Jessie Blue @jessieblueaz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Maybe state governments shouldn’t be in the business of killing people. If someone’s actions determine they are too dangerous to be free in society…remove them from society. Let them spend the rest of their days cooking food for the homeless or something. This shit is unnecessary.

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 01/10/2026

Fellas, we have to talk to our sons while they’re still young. This foundation👇🏽 is the way…

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 27/09/2026

Punxsutawney Jill is sticking her head out a little early this cycle.

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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My goodness, what an incredible moment. After Justin Verlander secured the final out of his career, Tigers manager A.J. Hinch came out of the dugout...to summon Verlander's daughter out to embrace her dad on the mound.

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Jessie Blue @jessieblueaz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

It’s just downright petty and inconsiderate to take issue with someone bringing in an ice coffee or any other beverage to quench their thirst during a stressful job interview. My personal choice.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/09/2026

So this story is WAY wilder than I thought The Trump post I flagged this morning because it includes Natalie Harp is actually based on the Getty photo you can see below. But there is one key difference -- MONICA CROWLEY'S FACE HAS BEEN EDITED TO LOOK LIKE NATALIE HARP'S WTF is going on here?

Trump TS post featuring the mentioned edit of Monica Crowley's face

Trump TS post which shows Natalie's face where Monica's is on the original. very weird

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Niall Harbison @niallharbison.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

When I found her like this she could no longer move. She had 1000s of fleas on her and her life was about to end. Just look at her now. She has everything a dog could ever want! Beautiful little Skye

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Jessie Blue @jessieblueaz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

FFS…get this woman and her spoiled bratty teenage girl voice off my TV!

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Jessie Blue @jessieblueaz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Guys, please stop with the “please clap” when you cook for yourself, get out of bed on time, do your laundry… If your personal bar is that low, find some fucking hustle. I work my ass off. I’m not giving high fives for your bare minimum.

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Jessie Blue @jessieblueaz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Trump’s curse remains unbroken.

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Jessie Blue @jessieblueaz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I wonder… These are for-profit, profit driven corporations. They’ve all capitulated in recent years. But Fox News, for example, has seen their viewership decline with Trump’s approval ratings. IDK, but these MSM corporations may just be looking for an off-ramp from the sinking ship.

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Jessie Blue @jessieblueaz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I hate it when people call Trump “Trumpy”. There’s nothing cutesy about Trump. I’m gonna call him by the name on his indictments and convictions.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 21/09/2026

“You didn’t tell me these were the same Persians who beat the Romans!”

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

👇👇👇👇

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Jessie Blue @jessieblueaz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

What if Trump decided to destroy the Washington Monument? What of he decided to destroy the Statue of Liberty?

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Jessie Blue @jessieblueaz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Cause of death: Cardiac Arrest Me: Isn’t a heart that’s no longer beating literally the cause of every death?

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

👇👇👇👇

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Jessie Blue @jessieblueaz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Guys…it may not be heathy to use SOAP now. The fucking SOAP contains bacteria now.

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Jessie Blue @jessieblueaz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Why are people calling Trump “Trumpy”? It’s not like calling your little brother William “Billy” or your mom “mommy”. There’s nothing cute about him. He’s horrible. Please stop making his name into some cutesy bs.

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Jessie Blue @jessieblueaz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

There’s nothing that puts me in the Christmas spirit less than seeing Christmas shit already on the shelves at the grocery store before the middle of fucking SEPTEMBER.

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Morg @thorpa.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Hey male reporters, why don't YOU ask Trump tough questions?

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Jessie Blue @jessieblueaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

@atrupar.com John Quincy Adams also died of a stroke at 80 yrs old. Maybe our current president would do that.

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Monica @softtail65.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Name a song with the word "Fire" in the title or lyrics...🎶

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Jessie Blue @jessieblueaz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

If Dems don’t take the House and Senate in the midterms 2027/2028 is gonna turn into the real live fucking Hunger Games. “May the odds be ever in your favor “.

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Jessie Blue @jessieblueaz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

An 80 yr old man whose natural hair is totally silver is gonna need root color every four weeks now. ALPHA! 😂

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Jessie Blue @jessieblueaz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Guys I’m pretty sure 1600 Pennsylvania Ave is directly above the Hellmouth. #Buffy

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Jessie Blue @jessieblueaz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Unpopular opinion: Runny egg yolks are disgusting. Liquid baby chicken. 🤮

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Jessie Blue @jessieblueaz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

It’s NFL football season again. I’m especially dreading every other person on Bluesky ranting endlessly about all of the sports betting ads on TV. I mean, I’m really sick of the little blue pill commercials, but I’m not going to make it my life’s mission to get rid of them. Please just chill.

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Jessie Blue @jessieblueaz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

No YouTubeTV…Fox News is NOT a “top pick” for me since I have NEVER once selected that channel to watch.

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Jessie Blue @jessieblueaz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

What kinda gangsta bacteria lives IN bleach? Seems bad.

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Jessie Blue @jessieblueaz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I have a fantasy.😈 It’s 3am and there’s a skinny 23 yr old super genius in his dark and dusty lair (grandma’s basement). He’s sitting there in his ketchup stained Atari T-shirt and tighty whiteys with a Twizzler hanging from his mouth. The only light in the room is a glowing computer screen…(cont)

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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

The real news here is Maria Bartiromo’s pronouns.

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Jessie Blue @jessieblueaz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Fox “News” needs to be moved to the Comedy Channel.

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Jessie Blue @jessieblueaz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Every time Trump attacks a female journalist she should respond, “Mr. President, I’m going to assume by your response that you don’t have access to a mirror or a scale”.

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Jessie Blue @jessieblueaz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

🚨 IMPORTANT 🚨 If you are an able bodied American citizen eligible to vote, know where your nearest ballot drop box is. The US Postal Service is up to some shady fuckery. Drop your midterm ballot into an official drop box! Don’t trust mailing it back if you can avoid it. Plan ahead.

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Jessie Blue @jessieblueaz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Is paintball still a thing? Because it seems like there could be an interesting intersection between a well aimed paintball and a poorly placed Flock camera. Just sayin’.

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Jessie Blue @jessieblueaz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Wasn’t Tillis the final go ahead vote for Hegseth’s confirmation? Spare us your buyer’s remorse? Hegseth wasn’t remotely qualified to be DefSec and now he’s just LARPing away our national security. Tillis owns this disaster.

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