jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 2hflyers want me to side with a coach instead of one of my large adult sons. please it’s not happening 000
jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 8hit’s funny because during last playoffs i was like wow i’ve never seen the flyers play with this much tenacity but it turns out no, they ARE just like every other flyers team i’ve ever watched 020
jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 22hnick nurse i am only okay with you bc i suffered through doc rivers 020
jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 23hfire siriani fire tocchet. nick nurse you’re on some thin fucking ice 100
jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 23hthe thing about wanting a coach to be fired is that you’re always proven right eventually. almost all coaches will be fired 120
jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 23hkudos to the ghost for having better writing skills than chat gpt 010
jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 23hif you get accused of ai just have your “cousin” post an update to your ao3 that you killed yourself so then the most gullible people alive will accuse the ai witch hunters of murder. but if you do this don’t start editing ai tells out of your writing after your death because people will notice 110
jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 23hit’s SO wild and i didn’t even include the person who faked her own death 110
jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 23hthis is the google doc docs.google.com/document/d/1...docs.google.comOpalApparition is a PlagiaristOpalApparition is a Plagiarist Published: 9 October 2026 | Last Update: 11 October 2026Collated By: Tulipathy, Sandetiger, RiotHag, PsykerGirl, CrittaDownUnder, Anonymous Content Warning PSA: There... 000
jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 11/10/2026wrong on multiple accounts i have medium sized boobs and i would rather die than wear underwire ever again 000
jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 11/10/2026does EVERYONE keep getting ads for that bra brand made specifically for small busts or does the algorithm just think of have small boobs 110
jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 10/10/2026every year the flyers need to go on a 10 game losing streak so why not get it out of the way early 000
jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 10/10/2026i WILL get back to you when i have more time i need to make sure i do all the drama justice 110
jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 10/10/2026hell hath no fury like a writing discord that helped you edit your serial filed manuscript for publishing until they found out you were secretly using ai so they go investigate your old fic and publish a long google doc about how you plagiarized your early fics in addition to using ai scorned 130
jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 10/10/2026explaining wnba Facts™️ to my dad while completely wine drunk 130
jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 09/10/2026flyers looking like room temperature garbage instead of hot garbage 000
Reposted by jessArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Tavern Brawl, after Gillis Van Tilborgh, 17th c, 📸 by @HagyPhoto 71074190
jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 07/10/2026me unplugging them all before i fully figured it out going am i a dumb ass??? am i going to die of carbon monoxide poisoning?? i don’t THINK i have carbon monoxide poisoning??? is that the carbon monoxide talking???? 110
jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 07/10/2026very cool how three fire alarms right next to your bedroom can start going off all bc the fire alarm in your utility room that you have to go outside to access has some dust on it also they won’t silence until you figure out which one is messed up 130
jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 07/10/2026guillermo AND banana boy safe what is wrong with america 011
jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 07/10/2026no one on this website to argue oklahoma city vs tulsa with me 😤 130
jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 07/10/2026thunder are shooting lights out bc they are in the best city in oklahoma 130
jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 06/10/2026so weird to see amy fadool interviewing lebron wow can you believe it 100
jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 05/10/2026so because one person alone isn’t singlehandedly controlling beauty standards, no one can be criticized? i don’t agree with that. sorry but i think getting plastic surgery and filler is bad in most cases (there exceptions of course but sophie is not one of them) 000
jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 05/10/2026my boss quit and now everyone wants ME to be the boss but i don’t wanna 030
jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 05/10/2026fire nick i’ve been saying this every year including when they won the super bowl 010
jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 05/10/2026everyone talking about unstmost but it’s the meatball sub guy for me 120
jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 05/10/2026lebron changed his number to 9 but all the bootleg jerseys on the wildwood boardwalk had number 23 030
jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 04/10/2026saw someone make vegan ricotta with cashews and i was almost offended honey vegan ricotta has already been solved and you use tofu 060
jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 04/10/2026clearly shot before he was traded….LU COME BACK. I WAS WRONG 000