jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 21hflyers stinking it up so bad it’s giving me new hope for the phils game tomorrow 000
jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 22hidk why i expected the flyers to play well today. the phils won 120
jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 30/09/2026can’t watch bc i’m at work but i take it the phils are philsing 000
jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 30/09/2026they don’t tell you that when you get older every morning you will wake up feeling like the tin man in that scene where they have to grease his joints before he can move 151
jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i want to experience the high amy klobuchar experienced today saying “could it then be the university of iowa’s the hawkeyes?? could that be it??” 140
jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 30/09/2026do the liberty know that we need a lynx win tonight. as a society 021
jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i think you should eject fans simply for being embarrassing 120
jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 30/09/2026why is mr beast on shark tank. why do WE as adults with fully developed frontal cortexes need to acknowledge his content 010
jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 30/09/2026lynx not winning a playoff game when the [redacted] did would hurt me emotionally 000
jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 30/09/2026y’all rpfed too close to the sun and now the nhl is trying to make money off of fan fiction 121
jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 30/09/2026praying that is the last indiana home game of the season 031
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jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 29/09/2026king princess is not a lesbian and candace owens is a lesbian discourse combining to delete the entire universe like matter mixing with anti-matter 010
jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i never said anything bad about saquon barkley he can scam all the christians with fake real estate courses that he wants 140
jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 29/09/2026what happened to my beautiful philadelphia eagles defense 020
jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 28/09/2026lebron said i didn’t leave my family to lose in the second round but who wouldn’t want to live in the beautiful city of philadelphia. 010
jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 28/09/2026lindsay ellis the reason your cruise room smelled like shit is because the water in your p-trap evaporated or the p-trap was never installed. probably all you had to do was dump water in the drain 110
jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 26/09/2026saquon barkley and nick siriani involved in a shady christian organization forks found in kitchen 000
jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 26/09/2026reinforcing my cats bad behavior by giving her kisses every time she jumps up on the piano keys when i’m playing 030
jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 26/09/2026imagine ai generating pictures of your wife because she’s in prison. it happened to my good enemy elizabeth holmes’ husband 120
jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 26/09/2026icing my hands after I play piano like i’m lebron james 000
jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i actually don’t care if one instrumental line from a taylor swift song sounds like hadestown but it’s wild to see some of her fans trying to say it’s not the same 000
jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i love that philly is getting a wnba team but i wish they waited to announce it bc now im sitting in basketball purgatory 110
jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 25/09/2026rooting for the teams in THIS order for the 2026 playoffs 1. lynx 2. valkyries 3. mystics 4. dream 5. aces 6. wings 7. liberty 8. fever 000
jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 25/09/2026valkyries-fever series would cause unprecedented amounts of discourse 020
jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 25/09/2026my true talent in life isn’t math it isn’t music it’s thrifting 000
jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 24/09/2026every time i see a love hypothesis clip i feel like im losing my mind. that man cannot act. and he’s supposed to be adam driver??? excuse me 011
jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 24/09/2026you mean to tell me that an AI company once again overstated the importance of their findings bc they don’t fully understand the fields they are working in 130
jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 23/09/2026pangram probably works for very long pieces of text but it’s clearly garbage for short ones. i wish they would put in a word minimum because it’s making people either falsely accuse writer OR act as if any type of ai detection will never work because their two sentence except flagged as AI once 110
jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 22/09/2026beyond is tired of having their ass kicked in the vegan ground beef market so they decided to also get their ass kicked in the vegan protein powder market 140
jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 22/09/2026extremely invested in washington bumping indiana out of the 4/5 matchup 010
jess @jessichords.bsky.social · 22/09/2026i remember reading the original nhj piece and thinking i’m glad i’m not having kids so i’ll never have to make a decision like that 100
