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Jessica

@jessicawoodard.bsky.social
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I feel like you're trying to nail me down, here, and that's not going to work well for either of us.

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Jessica @jessicawoodard.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
What's astonishing to me is that people are still walking around believing Trump is an amazing negotiator. It's like if Wile E Coyote told everyone he was a mighty hunter, and people just... believed him.
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Jessica @jessicawoodard.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
It's like the man saw the entire point of the Nation's ideals come towards him, and then watched it sail directly over his head.
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Jessica @jessicawoodard.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Ah Jesus it was Joe Rogan. Podcasters texting our president. That's how shit's getting done now.
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Jessica @jessicawoodard.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I'm genuinely happy that Trump is fast tracking FDA approval for psychedelics. There have been promising studies with using them to treat depression and PTSD (not to mention the traditional medical uses). 1/2
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Jessica @jessicawoodard.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Trump just said we don't need the oil from the middle east at all. Guess that's why the gas prices have stayed so stable... 🙄
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Jessica @jessicawoodard.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Why are we starving Cuba? I mean, aside from our ridiculous love of the Monroe Doctrine and our long held ire to any country in the Western hemisphere that didn't want to join our imperialist Scooby Gang... What exactly has Cuba done? Why are we illegally starving an entire island?
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
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Jessica @jessicawoodard.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
We shouldn't be at war. But, unfortunately, the checks and balances in our constitution aren't functioning properly, because the GOP has their tongue so firmly attached to the president's butthole that they can't manage to vote to limit his bombing. Y'all are cowards.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 01/03/2026
Now more than ever, you don't have to be cutting and pasting batshit posts that you have seen over on That Other Site and also, for fuck's sake, get off That Other Site, again, now more than ever
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Jessica @jessicawoodard.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I actually really appreciate that people local to an event can give insight into what is happening on the ground and allow direct access to information globally. (1/3)
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Jessica @jessicawoodard.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
If you start a war under false pretenses, to solidify your power domestically, does every death that war causes count as a murder you committed? Asking for a friend.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Cover of The Lancet: @thelancet.com www.thelancet.com/journals/lan...
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Jessica @jessicawoodard.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I HAVE A QUESTION FOR KANSAS. Do y'all have some sort of weird genitals based rules of the road? Because I'm not sure how the GENDER MARKER on someone's license impacts their ability to drive. Spoiler alert: it's the #transphobia
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Jessica @jessicawoodard.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Look, I dunno about y'all but I simply do not have time for an hour and 47 minutes of masterbatory self congratulations from the sitting president. I support his sexual journey (with other adults) but I do not need to hear about the steel worker he wants to kiss. What would I like to hear? (1/6)
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Jessica @jessicawoodard.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Y'all, I'm not a conspiracy theorist by nature. I tend to assume people actually do their evil shit pretty openly, and we choose to ignore it. But I've been working on a sewing project for the past two days, which means I've spent about twelve hours on YouTube. (1/5)
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Jessica @jessicawoodard.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Hey, @massgovernor.bsky.social do we have this? If not, can we get it?
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Jessica @jessicawoodard.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
A friend posted a graphic that said "It's crucial to remember this horror never happened in *real* America, only in Trump's America." And folks... If you believe that, I have a bridge to sell you. 1/8
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 02/02/2026
Reporting in from rural America: This piece of shit can fuck right off, give us actual fucking doctors and nurses
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Jessica @jessicawoodard.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
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Jessica @jessicawoodard.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
We do not own the world. We do not have the right to control other sovereign nations. When our government says we are going to take LATAM for our own, it is up to us, the people of America, to tell them no. No blood for oil. No wars of dominion. No imperialist madness. America must say no.
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From the UnderReportedNews community on Reddit: Rick Scott Just Admitted That The Venezuela Invasion Was Only The Beginning And That The US Plans To Do The Same To Cuba And Nicaragua And Columbia
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Jessica @jessicawoodard.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Y'all are funny, but also, you gonna give a bitch a heart attack.
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
we're on the precipice of a universal antiviral medication, mRNA technology is out here curing cancers every other month, HIV is cureable AND preventable, renewables generate more energy now than fossil fuels worldwide and and more cost-effective, coral reefs are growing back all over the world rn
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Jessica @jessicawoodard.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
I was possessed by this idea, and now I long to see the Jolenes that live in other people's heads.
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Jessica @jessicawoodard.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Elon showing up to be the poster boy for hypocrisy
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Jessica @jessicawoodard.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Folks... This is horrifying. This bill makes it a felony for public officials to vote their conscience. That is a terrifying precedent to set. Donate to the ACLU, if you can.
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Jessica @jessicawoodard.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
It was the #fuckaround est of times. It was the #findout est of times. Legitimately worried about low income families. Legitimately furious about the #lies #trump #eggs #economy
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Jessica @jessicawoodard.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Anyone else find themselves waiting in a boutique store with a curated 90’s ballad playlist, helpless to resist the lure of singing along? No? Just me? Alright then. #theaterkidissues
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Jessica @jessicawoodard.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
#Compassion isn't pie. Just because I express concern for one group of people doesn't mean I DON'T care about another group.
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Jessica @jessicawoodard.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I'm just saying, maybe he could prioritize actually helping some Americans, in the midst of his reign of terror. #californiawildfires #priorities #president
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Micah @rincewind.run · 23/01/2025
could not possibly agree more, make them work for every single thing that they do in congress employ roughly 18000 lawyers ready to challenge everything the executive does in court over and over and over again to delay as much as possible find your own Reed O'Connor to help with that
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Jessica @jessicawoodard.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I am so tired of #thoughtsandprayers being our only reaction to violence against our children. #anotherschoolshooting
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Jessica @jessicawoodard.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
#immigration is a complex issue, but we're never gonna solve it like this. Of course, solutions require both compassion and intelligence, which is not something our current #potus is known for.
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Jessica @jessicawoodard.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Maybe someone should remind them Nick Offerman exists.
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Jessica @jessicawoodard.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
This is much better than doom scrolling
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Jessica @jessicawoodard.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I appear to be going full online.
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Jessica @jessicawoodard.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I feel like I'm tied to a railroad track, and I'm watching the train coming. #donaldtrump #inauguration #goodbye #civilliberty
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Jessica @jessicawoodard.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Anyone else thinking about the slippery slope of #fascism this morning? 1/?
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Jessica @jessicawoodard.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I used to get my heart broken when my heroes turned out to be horrible people. Now I think it just makes me even more numb.
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Jessica @jessicawoodard.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Well this is unacceptable and also very funny
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Jessica @jessicawoodard.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
From those of us here at Terrible Posture, to our entire community, near and far, we wish you #HAPPYHOLIDAYS and a 2025 full of joy. And trains.
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Jessica @jessicawoodard.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Buckle up, Buttercup. Let's talk about how people who violate boundaries and do not actively work to understand how and why they were in the wrong will do it over and over again; and how we, as a collective whole, allow this to happen. This has been your content warning. #consent
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Jessica @jessicawoodard.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
It's really telling that Kamala has said, several times, that we need leaders that will uplift, instead of tearing down, and Trump's closing statement starts with a truck load of negativity. #debate2024
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Jessica @jessicawoodard.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
That's right. Look him directly in the face and tell him to stop lying. He's pathologically incapable of stopping, but I respect the attempt anyway. #debate2024
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Jessica @jessicawoodard.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
Let's turn to policy... Trump "BUT WHAT IF I SCREAM LIES INSTEAD" #debate2024
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Jessica @jessicawoodard.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
Seriously, are y'all okay?
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Jessica @jessicawoodard.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
Ooooo... She brought up his overt racism. Let's watch him be overtly racist about it #debate2024
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Jessica @jessicawoodard.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
I like that she keeps saying "let's understand how we got here" because the context always matter. And I appreciate that. #debate2024
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Jessica @jessicawoodard.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
You adore strong men, instead of taking care of our allies in democracy. Thank you, Madame VP #debate2024
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