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Jessica Morris 🇨🇦

@jessicatye.bsky.social
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Here for the #abpoli 🇨🇦 and 🐈‍⬛ memes. ✨🌈 YEG ✨ she/her 📚 Education student at UofA 👩🏼‍🏫 —it’s cool to care about other people and advocate for equity/equality— Alberta could use more of that. 🫶🤟🏽✌🏻💕🌈🦋 Looking for other skeeters who match the good vibes 😎

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Popshow @dubsaxtheboard.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Soft eugenics requires that the severely handicapped suffer. It's the governing model the UCP follows, kill the poor and sick and destroy the middle class.
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Jessica Morris 🇨🇦 @jessicatye.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Can anyone verify this?! #abpoli #ableg #alberta
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Jessica Morris 🇨🇦 @jessicatye.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
#globalpolitics #nyc
"Don't post about politics on your page. You'll lose followers."
Me:
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal,
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4RESTKC @coldcollective.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
You may not care because you're healthy and young but roughly 1/3 of Canadians will eventually experience a long term disability. By then it'll be too late. So start caring now. #cdnpoli #abpoli #ableg
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Jessica Morris 🇨🇦 @jessicatye.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Gov of Ab is shorting disabled Albertans across the province. According to the social media groups people are being shorted $200-1200 on #adap #aish It appears that they did not plan for how to handle this. The news should be looking into this. Ppl will die #ableg #abpoli @thebreakdownab.bsky.social
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Jessica Morris 🇨🇦 @jessicatye.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Sharing this here because it’s one of my fave videos by #henrysir #ableg #abpoli #ucp #alberta
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Jessica Morris 🇨🇦 @jessicatye.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I would just like to take a moment to complain. Idk how tf I’m going to survive summer. I get lightheaded and nauseous when I get warm. This week is already too much and summer is just starting. 😮‍💨 I blame #carney #smith and every oil company/data centre past, present & future. Any tips to cool off?
MATTHEW
INKED
It's hot as
fuck outside because y'all keep asking chatGPT to make those
ugly ass flyers
@matthew inked
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Jessica Morris 🇨🇦 @jessicatye.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
My favourite pic on insta this week. The simplicity is *chefs kiss* 🧑‍🍳 🥞 #ableg #abpoli #cdnpoli #fyfp
Picture of pancakes. Reads “definitely fascist”
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Jessica Morris 🇨🇦 @jessicatye.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
🌈 🍞
i love
ABORTIONS
i love
THE GAYS
i love
IMMIGRANTS
i love
GARLIC BREAD
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Jessica Morris 🇨🇦 @jessicatye.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Period. 💅🏼
I'VE HEARD ENOUGH FROM OLD
WHITE MEN
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The Breakdown AB @thebreakdownab.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
BREAKING! Smith says that while she will ensure the public system doesn't decrease the amount of surgeries under her two tiered private system... She's not going to require any growth. This is how you create a private market with a growing population. #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli
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Jared Wesley @jaredwesley.ca · 06/02/2026
Business leaders are speaking out against the UCP's separatist drift. Lawyers & judges are rising up against Premier Smith's threats to judicial independence. Real conservatives are realizing what we've been saying for years. open.substack.com/pub/theline/...
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Jared Wesley and Ken Boessenkool: Danielle Smith is not a conservative
Her politics amount to libertarian-laced populism, directly opposed to the sort of principled, incrementalist politics Albertans have had before.
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Jessica Morris 🇨🇦 @jessicatye.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
#cdnpoli #politics #newgirl

I've unironically become nick miller in my 30s
Picture of Nick Miller winking that reads 
“
Don't trust your government, kids.”
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Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody) @abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Not only am I a member of the group to help annex Greenland, I’m also a member of a group in charge of annexing Canada! Read: www.desmog.com/2026/01/14/d... #abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg #RecallThemAll #albertarecall
desmog.com
Danielle Smith Working With Trump Official Who Wants to Annex Greenland
The Alberta premier belongs to a U.S. group called the Governors Coalition for Energy Security that’s led by Jeff Landry, Trump’s envoy to Greenland.
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Jessica Morris 🇨🇦 @jessicatye.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I wanna hate him. He’s just another conservative, but I’ll be damned, he sure is relatable/likable. —Especially compared to Poilievre. #cdnpoli #markcarney #liberals #canada #ableg
Carney and Denmark PM with LegoCarney with cat on shoulderCarney in casual attireCarney reveals Spotify age is 44
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maidmerry.bsky.social @maidmerry.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
In light of what has been going on south of the border, I think Albertans should be VERY concerned about a premier who wants to have a provincial police force (i.e. one that answers to her) AND has legislated that our drivers licenses display our citizenship. #ableg #abpolitics #UCP=MAGA
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Joe McFarland @joemcfarland.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
It's 7:30 in the morning and wait times at two Edmonton hospitals are over 7 hours long (University of Alberta Hospital is reporting 8 hours and 45 minutes as I type this). This is all unacceptable on so many levels. #ABleg #Alberta www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/artic...
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Edmonton doctors call on Alberta government to declare state of emergency as hospitals overflow
Physicians are raising alarms weeks after a man died at a local hospital after waiting hours for treatment
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Jessica Morris 🇨🇦 @jessicatye.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
#usa #oil #politics #cdnpoli
“I just put oil in my pan and this happened” image of frying pan with soldiers and American flag in it
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Jessica Morris 🇨🇦 @jessicatye.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Yup. #usa #bomb #politics #ww3 #trump
Any country: *has oil*
USA:
Congratulations, you are being rescued.
Please do not resist.
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Jessica Morris 🇨🇦 @jessicatye.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Yup. #usa #bomb #politics #ww3 #trump
Any country: *has oil*
USA:
Congratulations, you are being rescued.
Please do not resist.
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igm1200.bsky.social @igm1200.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
So, will it be the U.S. or it’s ally Russia that makes the first moves on Canada? I’d inquire at the Premier’s Office, but the Governor is occupied with planning a peaceful transfer of AB ownership. Let the culling of the 51st State Weaklings/Losers/Morons begin now. #abpoli #ableg #app
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Jessica Morris 🇨🇦 @jessicatye.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
#newyear
Liz lemon says “what a year, huh?” And her boss replies “Lemon, it’s January 3rd”
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Jessica Morris 🇨🇦 @jessicatye.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Calgary mayoral candidate Jaeger Gustafson has been using his social media to send MAID application forms to residents he disagrees with. This is sick. He’s also vouching for residential schools to reopen #abpoli #ableg #calgary #yyc #alberta @disorderedyyc.bsky.social @thebreakdownab.bsky.social
Commenter swears at Gustafson who replies “this is for you” and attaches a MAID formJaeger Gustafson
• Follow
All-star contributor 11h • 

FUND RESIDENTIAL SCHOOLS AGAIN
I SUPPORT PUBLIC
EDUCATION
- INCLUDING
RESIDENTIAL SCHOOLS
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Jessica Morris 🇨🇦 @jessicatye.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Friendly reminder of what the APP wants for us. #abpoli #ableg #alberta
he year is 2025, Alberta has successfully separated from Canada by buying all the crown land in the province from the Feds for $1 trillion dollars, we are already in massive debt... but it's ok because no equalization payments.
The provincial income tax rate triples to accommodate all the lost federal services and transfers; yet corporate tax rates continue to drop.
Our official currency is the "Klein" as all bills and coins depict King Ralph. A Klein is worth about $0,10 CAD.
We have no military, just a militia of hunters and farmers with guns. They wear yellow vests, this strategy has yet to be tested in battle.
You must eat oil for at least one meal a day; not just because the War room demands it, but because we have no way to ship it because we are land locked and never invested in refining a finished product. The US has their own oil and Canada is importing from anywhere else.
Imported goods are incredibly expensive because we have no official trade agreements with Canada since we told them all to "F off".
The minimum wage is back to $5/hr, unions are outlawed.
Everything has been privatized yet still receives tax funding.
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Jessica Morris 🇨🇦 @jessicatye.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
#cdnpoli #politics #newgirl

I've unironically become nick miller in my 30s
Picture of Nick Miller winking that reads 
“
Don't trust your government, kids.”
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Forward Canada @forwardcanada.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
NEW: This week on 'Whatever This Is', we break down Danielle Smith’s Alberta Next report that pushes big changes nobody asked for. We explain the strategy, why it signals weakness, and why scapegoating immigrants for Alberta's problems shows they are out of ideas.

#ableg #abpoli #canpoli #cdnpoli
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Jessica Morris 🇨🇦 @jessicatye.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Merry belated and a happy always. 🎄 🧮 #math
A math formula rearranged to read merry Xmas
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Jessica Morris 🇨🇦 @jessicatye.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Falalalala Fk Danielle Smith 🎶 #abpoli #alberta
PEACE, LOVE
& FUCK
DANIELLE SMITH

@radicalbuttons
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Jessica Morris 🇨🇦 @jessicatye.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Dear Liberals/NDP, Quit bending right trying to grab “right leaning centrists”. Learn from Kamala. #cdnpoli #abpoli @liberalca.bsky.social @albertandp.ca
Dear Liberals, you are the celery of politics. Be Leftists or be nothing, zero stars.
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Jessica Morris 🇨🇦 @jessicatye.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Falalalala Fk Danielle Smith 🎶 #abpoli #alberta
PEACE, LOVE
& FUCK
DANIELLE SMITH

@radicalbuttons
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Jessica Morris 🇨🇦 @jessicatye.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Dear Liberals/NDP, Quit bending right trying to grab “right leaning centrists”. Learn from Kamala. #cdnpoli #abpoli @liberalca.bsky.social @albertandp.ca
Dear Liberals, you are the celery of politics. Be Leftists or be nothing, zero stars.
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Jessica Morris 🇨🇦 @jessicatye.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
🧵 Vibes:
media.tenor.com
michael scott is sitting in front of a window with his eyes closed and his hand on his chin .
Alt: michael scott is sitting in front of a window with his eyes closed and his hand on his chin .
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Jessica Morris 🇨🇦 @jessicatye.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I have often said Albertans would vote for a potato if it was blue, but it’s worse than that. It’s a point of pride to wear your political party like a sports jersey. It’s weird to worship politicians. UCP/NDP who cares? How about we judge efficacy—And learn what is provincial responsibility #abpoli
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Chad :mstdn: @chad.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 10/12/2025
The UCP is laughing as MLA Arcand-Paul reads constituent emails regarding Bill 9 in third reading. This is the darkest day of our times. It's 2am. #ableg #TransRightsAreHumanRights
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Jessica Morris 🇨🇦 @jessicatye.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
“Paul Gooch wonders how the ministry could accredit the Peterson Academy, which apparently has no infrastructure in Alberta and no formalized governance policies” 🤦‍♀️
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Jessica Morris 🇨🇦 @jessicatye.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
#abpoli #alberta #daniellesmith #notwithstanding
Cat with fist that says. “Every day in Berta” “how ducking dare you Smith”
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Jessica Morris 🇨🇦 @jessicatye.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
#ableg #abpoli #cdnpoli #smith
Picture of Danielle smith pointing at Canada and then asking “why would the liberals do this?”
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Jessica Morris 🇨🇦 @jessicatye.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Smith and gang are copying Mango Mussolini’s homework—but somehow even worse. #ableg #abpoli #alberta
The worst idiots in the USA and ALBERTA copying their work
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The Breakdown AB @thebreakdownab.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
“An RCMP probe is continuing. Mr. Wylie is still labouring to finish his report before next April, when his term expires, since the government has rebuffed his request for an extension.” #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli www.theglobeandmail.com/opinion/edit...
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Globe editorial: The questions unanswered in Alberta’s health care procurement controversy
The province has called off negotiations for two private surgical facilities, but the mystery surrounding the government’s actions remains
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Jessica Morris 🇨🇦 @jessicatye.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Come in Alberta government: #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli
A bunny with a walkie talkie saying “wtf over”
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Jessica Morris 🇨🇦 @jessicatye.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
““The United Conservative Party is holding its General Meeting on Nov 28-30 in Edmonton. They will be voting on a resolution to stop public funding for third-trimester abortions except in cases where the physical health of the mother is at serious risk.” If this is true, imma F*kn lose it! #ableg 😡
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Jessica Morris 🇨🇦 @jessicatye.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
A haunted house, but it’s just Danielle Smith’s voice. #ableg #abpoli #cdnpoli 👻 🎃 🧟‍♂️ 🦹‍♀️
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Jessica Morris 🇨🇦 @jessicatye.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
A haunted house, but it’s just Danielle Smith’s voice. #ableg #abpoli #cdnpoli 👻 🎃 🧟‍♂️ 🦹‍♀️
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steve-o @freerangesteve.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
10/10, no notes “Danielle Smith’s a swamp mutant” #abpoli #ableg #standwithteachers www.instagram.com/reel/DQaSrRh...
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Current events chirped by a Canadian. Oct. 29, 2025. Stand up dates11/6 - 8 Montreal12/1 - Columbus, OH12/2 - ChicagoTickets in bio. #canada🇨🇦 #canadian #usa #america #alberta #ata #teachers #strike #maga #ucp #daniellesmith #pierrepoilievre #rondesantis #kristinoem #currentevents #news #worldnews #politics #political #sketchcomedy #comedy #comedian #jokes #jokes #funnyreelView all 1,151 comments
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Jessica Morris 🇨🇦 @jessicatye.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Ready for change, Alberta? Get involved. Time to start recalls on the MLAs who are so willing to strip our constitutional rights away. #ableg #abpoli #cdnpoli operationtotalrecall.ca
operationtotalrecall.ca
Operation Total Recall — Organize Local Recall Campaigns
Grassroots hub to organize riding-by-riding recall efforts for the 44 Alberta MLAs who supported using the Notwithstanding Clause against not just teachers, but all Alberta workers. Find your MLA, joi...
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Jessica Morris 🇨🇦 @jessicatye.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Come in Alberta government: #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli
A bunny with a walkie talkie saying “wtf over”
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The Breakdown AB @thebreakdownab.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Time to suit up Alberta! #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli #abed afl.org/action-pages...
afl.org
Ready to Resist
Danielle Smith and her UCP government have stripped teachers of their constitutionally protected right to strike and bargain collectively. This is a government that is: This is NOT what Albertans…
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Jessica Morris 🇨🇦 @jessicatye.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
👑 << Vassy, you dropped this. #ableg #abpoli #redfored #cdnpoli
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Jessica Morris 🇨🇦 @jessicatye.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
👏🏼 Vassy DRAGS Nicolaides. No notes. #ableg #abpoli #cdnpoli youtu.be/AaqGi6D3xKU
youtu.be
'Prolonged outages affect students academically': Alta. minister on ending teachers strike
YouTube video by CTV News
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