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jessica!!

@jesshateschess.bsky.social
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loser tomboy from australia, i like the ps3 and games from the 2000s! really into matt johnson films things i say on here are often exaggerated

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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Seemingly used to be much hornier too. Interesting how that works. Maybe asexuality is some sort of nirvana-like state where when you're fully satisfied with life you no longer crave sex
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I think I'm way funnier when I'm depressed because I've been reading all my old posts on here and I was genuinely hilarious like what the fuck happened
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Just created a new website. archiveofourown.org check it out👀👀👀👀👀
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
hooooly performative
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Sorry i haven't been posting on here i'm on twitter posting about a show about two gay canadian men
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
kinda sad that gta 6 is gonna be the first mainline gta to not be playable on the ps3
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
gotta repeat the year if i don't lock in by the end of this week and finish this work that i can't do cause i'm physically incapable of doing math. Give me a reason to live
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Nirvana The Band Matt Johnson
ALT: Nirvana The Band Matt Johnson
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
McDonalds made the right choice. Next time don't even think about pulling this shit again. #WelcomeBackMcSmartMeal
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
oh
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Max @maxwellimillion.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I've had an THE pithany. I was walking along the road to work when my son stopped me, homeless, still addicted. He said "Dad... I think I'm ready to come home." I said... "Son. I love you. But you're not ready." He's now fighting his battles on the streets. I'm so proud. But this got me thinking.
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
you best believe i'll still try
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
im so mad i actually had such a good circle on there... they cut me off from all my nirvanna the band oomfs :(
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Dingbat @ak47real1.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
it’s like how in the horror movies there’s always the “final girl” character who manages to live and in this case it’s me 😭😭😭😭 dawggg they done shot and killed all my friends
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Kills you to death
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
is there any nirvanna the band fans on bluesky...
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
my twitter been suspended it's so joever
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Got 1k likes and like 150 retweets i was doing too good so they had to knock me down a peg
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
the world is a cruel place
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
jay mccarrol looks his absolute best in the dirties and he's only in it for a 1 minute scene. i'm so fucking angry PLEASE JAY HAVE UR HAIR LIKE THAT AGAIN IDC WHAT IT TAKES!!!!
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
My house smells like a gas leak bruh i might die
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
tganks twin i poured my heart and soul into it
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
trying lon start time ajw jawkemjwkrkeiiw
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
"if you kiss yourself inthe mirror, you can only kiss your lips.? did you know" -neil "the grass" tyson
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Global warming? I hardly know 'er!
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Hey guys sorry i havent posted in forever i ran out of jokes the joke machine is empty i checked it and it ran out it used to be chuggin every single day but i broke it accidentally i punctured the joke storage it all leaked out now everyone in my town is laughing nonstop im really scvared somenhelp
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Apology dropping soon stay tuned jessicaheads
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I don't know how to continue this I'm honestly just #EvilAndGay
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Planet epxlodes because it went over baby limit and we all Die
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Sorry I was hungry Wait ohhhh whats goingon *Sudennly gets pregnant with 5 billion babjes* Ohhhhhh my god
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Mmmm i like ribs Bbq ribs yummy Eats your ribs to death with Barbecue Sauce
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
We need more people Yeah
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
We need more people in the world
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Wait you're getting rid of period cramps that's like good Actually and not evil and gay maybe i judged you too harshly You're not evil and gay afterall
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Hey gues what i just called jay mccarrol and he said Get owned cause were getting a really Big magnet and throwing your car into the sun because you're #EvilAndGay so like What you gonna do about that
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Part the red sea more like Fart the red pee #Owned #HowToRoastPeopleWhoAreEvilAndGay
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
No this person is evil and gay btw Don't listen totthem #ThisPersonIsEvilAndGay Spread the word
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Blah blah blah blah Im Evil and gay. #EvilAndGay Blah blah blah. SAD! wAlways trying to one up the big jessica but Guess what it doesn't happen cause im Cool and also amazon more like amazoff. You wouldn't get it though probably because you're Evil and gay and you just wouldn't get it Wow
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Can you stop harassing me you always do this like that one time i called ebay egay and uou were like Not funny and i was like Okay What the fuck So your e just evil and Gay actually Like wow okay #EvilAndGay like #OkayThenEvilAndGay what the Heck not cool i put So many effort into my Jokes
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Depop more like da poop #Roast
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
DAMNNNNNN THAT MOVIE WAS FUCKING GOOD!!! matt johnson knows what he's up to. i recommend you all watch it, genuinely great
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
next up on watching every matt johnson film is blackberry. So far i like this guy, i watched the dirties (2013) and that movie was fucking horrifying but very good, and ofc nirvanna the band the show the movie is S TIER.
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Ok so i love when the google overview thing just straight up lies to you. Really cool guys. I wonder how many people have been hurt from this stupid ass thing
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Sharing funny moments from Family Guy and American Dad.
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Videogames are inherently a gay medium this one time I was Watching my friend play call of Duty and he just Rnadomly started gettin on the floor staqrted Sucking some guys dick like slobvbering everywhere he was cumming and stuff like and People say woke brainwashing isnt real i Saw it
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
always keep ur real ones on speed dial 💯
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
This room smells like an airplane cabin it's a fucking fight or flight response
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Oh btw guys just letting you know trump is gonna die on the 12th of june
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Sorry guys. I lied, this screenshot is edited and I just wanted engagement, here's the original scene.
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