jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Seemingly used to be much hornier too. Interesting how that works. Maybe asexuality is some sort of nirvana-like state where when you're fully satisfied with life you no longer crave sex 010
jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I think I'm way funnier when I'm depressed because I've been reading all my old posts on here and I was genuinely hilarious like what the fuck happened 110
jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Just created a new website. archiveofourown.org check it out👀👀👀👀👀 140
jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Sorry i haven't been posting on here i'm on twitter posting about a show about two gay canadian men 030
jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 23/06/2026kinda sad that gta 6 is gonna be the first mainline gta to not be playable on the ps3 020
jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 22/06/2026gotta repeat the year if i don't lock in by the end of this week and finish this work that i can't do cause i'm physically incapable of doing math. Give me a reason to livestatic.klipy.comNirvana The Band Matt JohnsonALT: Nirvana The Band Matt Johnson 121
jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 17/06/2026McDonalds made the right choice. Next time don't even think about pulling this shit again. #WelcomeBackMcSmartMeal 130
Reposted by jessica!!Max @maxwellimillion.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I've had an THE pithany. I was walking along the road to work when my son stopped me, homeless, still addicted. He said "Dad... I think I'm ready to come home." I said... "Son. I love you. But you're not ready." He's now fighting his battles on the streets. I'm so proud. But this got me thinking. 041
jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 04/06/2026im so mad i actually had such a good circle on there... they cut me off from all my nirvanna the band oomfs :( 130
Reposted by jessica!!Dingbat @ak47real1.bsky.social · 03/06/2026it’s like how in the horror movies there’s always the “final girl” character who manages to live and in this case it’s me 😭😭😭😭 dawggg they done shot and killed all my friends 263
jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 31/05/2026is there any nirvanna the band fans on bluesky... 230
jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Got 1k likes and like 150 retweets i was doing too good so they had to knock me down a peg 030
jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 17/05/2026jay mccarrol looks his absolute best in the dirties and he's only in it for a 1 minute scene. i'm so fucking angry PLEASE JAY HAVE UR HAIR LIKE THAT AGAIN IDC WHAT IT TAKES!!!! 000
jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 15/05/2026My house smells like a gas leak bruh i might die 230
jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 12/05/2026"if you kiss yourself inthe mirror, you can only kiss your lips.? did you know" -neil "the grass" tyson 020
jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Hey guys sorry i havent posted in forever i ran out of jokes the joke machine is empty i checked it and it ran out it used to be chuggin every single day but i broke it accidentally i punctured the joke storage it all leaked out now everyone in my town is laughing nonstop im really scvared somenhelp 341
jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I don't know how to continue this I'm honestly just #EvilAndGay 120
jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Planet epxlodes because it went over baby limit and we all Die 120
jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Sorry I was hungry Wait ohhhh whats goingon *Sudennly gets pregnant with 5 billion babjes* Ohhhhhh my god 120
jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Mmmm i like ribs Bbq ribs yummy Eats your ribs to death with Barbecue Sauce 110
jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Wait you're getting rid of period cramps that's like good Actually and not evil and gay maybe i judged you too harshly You're not evil and gay afterall 120
jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Hey gues what i just called jay mccarrol and he said Get owned cause were getting a really Big magnet and throwing your car into the sun because you're #EvilAndGay so like What you gonna do about that 110
jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Part the red sea more like Fart the red pee #Owned #HowToRoastPeopleWhoAreEvilAndGay 110
jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 08/05/2026No this person is evil and gay btw Don't listen totthem #ThisPersonIsEvilAndGay Spread the word 110
jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Blah blah blah blah Im Evil and gay. #EvilAndGay Blah blah blah. SAD! wAlways trying to one up the big jessica but Guess what it doesn't happen cause im Cool and also amazon more like amazoff. You wouldn't get it though probably because you're Evil and gay and you just wouldn't get it Wow 120
jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Can you stop harassing me you always do this like that one time i called ebay egay and uou were like Not funny and i was like Okay What the fuck So your e just evil and Gay actually Like wow okay #EvilAndGay like #OkayThenEvilAndGay what the Heck not cool i put So many effort into my Jokes 120
jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 07/05/2026DAMNNNNNN THAT MOVIE WAS FUCKING GOOD!!! matt johnson knows what he's up to. i recommend you all watch it, genuinely great 000
jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 07/05/2026next up on watching every matt johnson film is blackberry. So far i like this guy, i watched the dirties (2013) and that movie was fucking horrifying but very good, and ofc nirvanna the band the show the movie is S TIER. 000
jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Ok so i love when the google overview thing just straight up lies to you. Really cool guys. I wonder how many people have been hurt from this stupid ass thing 120
jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Sharing funny moments from Family Guy and American Dad. 021
jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Videogames are inherently a gay medium this one time I was Watching my friend play call of Duty and he just Rnadomly started gettin on the floor staqrted Sucking some guys dick like slobvbering everywhere he was cumming and stuff like and People say woke brainwashing isnt real i Saw it 051
jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 06/05/2026This room smells like an airplane cabin it's a fucking fight or flight response 010
jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Oh btw guys just letting you know trump is gonna die on the 12th of june 120
jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Sorry guys. I lied, this screenshot is edited and I just wanted engagement, here's the original scene. 130