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jessica!!

@jesshateschess.bsky.social
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loser tomboy from australia, i like the ps3 and games from the 2000s! really into matt johnson films things i say on here are often exaggerated

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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I think I'm way funnier when I'm depressed because I've been reading all my old posts on here and I was genuinely hilarious like what the fuck happened
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Just created a new website. archiveofourown.org check it out👀👀👀👀👀
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
hooooly performative
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Sorry i haven't been posting on here i'm on twitter posting about a show about two gay canadian men
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
kinda sad that gta 6 is gonna be the first mainline gta to not be playable on the ps3
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
gotta repeat the year if i don't lock in by the end of this week and finish this work that i can't do cause i'm physically incapable of doing math. Give me a reason to live
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Nirvana The Band Matt Johnson
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
McDonalds made the right choice. Next time don't even think about pulling this shit again. #WelcomeBackMcSmartMeal
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
oh
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Max @maxwellimillion.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I've had an THE pithany. I was walking along the road to work when my son stopped me, homeless, still addicted. He said "Dad... I think I'm ready to come home." I said... "Son. I love you. But you're not ready." He's now fighting his battles on the streets. I'm so proud. But this got me thinking.
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Dingbat @ak47real1.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
it’s like how in the horror movies there’s always the “final girl” character who manages to live and in this case it’s me 😭😭😭😭 dawggg they done shot and killed all my friends
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
is there any nirvanna the band fans on bluesky...
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
my twitter been suspended it's so joever
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Got 1k likes and like 150 retweets i was doing too good so they had to knock me down a peg
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
the world is a cruel place
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
jay mccarrol looks his absolute best in the dirties and he's only in it for a 1 minute scene. i'm so fucking angry PLEASE JAY HAVE UR HAIR LIKE THAT AGAIN IDC WHAT IT TAKES!!!!
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
My house smells like a gas leak bruh i might die
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
trying lon start time ajw jawkemjwkrkeiiw
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
"if you kiss yourself inthe mirror, you can only kiss your lips.? did you know" -neil "the grass" tyson
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Global warming? I hardly know 'er!
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Hey guys sorry i havent posted in forever i ran out of jokes the joke machine is empty i checked it and it ran out it used to be chuggin every single day but i broke it accidentally i punctured the joke storage it all leaked out now everyone in my town is laughing nonstop im really scvared somenhelp
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Depop more like da poop #Roast
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
DAMNNNNNN THAT MOVIE WAS FUCKING GOOD!!! matt johnson knows what he's up to. i recommend you all watch it, genuinely great
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
next up on watching every matt johnson film is blackberry. So far i like this guy, i watched the dirties (2013) and that movie was fucking horrifying but very good, and ofc nirvanna the band the show the movie is S TIER.
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Ok so i love when the google overview thing just straight up lies to you. Really cool guys. I wonder how many people have been hurt from this stupid ass thing
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Sharing funny moments from Family Guy and American Dad.
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Videogames are inherently a gay medium this one time I was Watching my friend play call of Duty and he just Rnadomly started gettin on the floor staqrted Sucking some guys dick like slobvbering everywhere he was cumming and stuff like and People say woke brainwashing isnt real i Saw it
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
always keep ur real ones on speed dial 💯
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
This room smells like an airplane cabin it's a fucking fight or flight response
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Oh btw guys just letting you know trump is gonna die on the 12th of june
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Sorry guys. I lied, this screenshot is edited and I just wanted engagement, here's the original scene.
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I NEVER NOTICED THIS WHEN I WATCHED THIS EPISODE FOR THE FIRST TIME WHY IS HE BRICKED TF UP😭
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
have to go and do nothing at tafe for 4 hours again tomorrow
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a blurred image of a sign that says " learn how to work " on it
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
no cause jay mccarrol is literally me like i'm not even joking whenever i'm hungry at school i just search up photos of food and go to fast food websites and like fantasize about eating the food we have the same braincell
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
charlie kirk as a rapper: yo it's lil kirky on the mic
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
???
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
my friend said that jay mccarrol looks like a mix between markiplier and bbno$ and i've been thinking about that the entire fucking day
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
This show fucking sucks 0/10
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Please actually kiss i beg please please kiss Don't yaoibait me
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Don't mess with Chicago. We'll kidnap your dog and fuck your wife.
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
this country needs a hero
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
mcdonalds is getting rid of the mcsmart meal god is dead
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
The internet is highkey turning me into a narcissist cause holy shit every time I go on social media I feel like the smartest motherfucker alive like how are so many people THIS fucking braindead
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Did y'all hear get on the wii news channel
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
straight up I'm done letting people have opinions and personal taste if you genuinely think the second image looks better do not talk to me like you have the same value as me
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
how is blinding lights the most played song on Spotify i listened to it and it's the most just generic ass song I've ever heard
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
hot take of the day is that i hate rgb pc cases with the glass sides n shit that show all the insides. Give me a black metal box bruh I don't care about being able to look at my fucking graphics card Why do i give a shit bro just play trackmania and shut the fuck up you narcissist "ooooh look at me"
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jessica!! @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
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