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what if we could have the things we liked, minus the things we didn't like

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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 1h
why is Tubbs dressed like he works in Chicago in January
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 2h
I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees, they yearn to be consumed
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 5h
November 1, 2026: Disney announces Wreck It Ralph is trans
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 5h
My six year old discovered his life's calling last night: hibachi chef
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 5h
Today, I honor Christopher Columbus by finding a McDonald's, claiming I discovered hamburgers, then getting everyone in the store sick and enslaving whoever survives
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 5h
QB for the Sharters
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Better idea
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 18h
I give her until the Friday after the midterms
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 20h
In America, we MARRY our DECADES YOUNGER assistants
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 20h
all my friends from online are gone due to Ukraine???
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 20h
Your hands are your voice 🥹
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 20h
Washington/NYG was the Spider-Man pointing meme, except both Spider-Men drunk drove to get to the alley and had just vomited in their masks
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 21h
Interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume? The most annoying kid in your freshman class: can you explain why we really fought the Civil War?
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 23h
I was zero when I was born
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 23h
AI will make you a perfect sign for sports, restaurants, and community events, and by "perfect," I mean "the exact same"
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word: Chaperoning The Bonfire Of The Vanities
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
reading a fantasy novel and exclaiming "that's an antitrust violation!"
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Chip Kelly will be the first coach to put a dog in at wide receiver
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ever wonder how people know to show up on a movie's opening weekend? The truth will shock you
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The big new releases this week: the prestige sequel to a well-known director's movie makes 1/6 the money of "Other Mommy," a horror movie about another mommy
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
sexually transmitted lettuce, exclusively at Whole Foods
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Asses just don't want to werk these days
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We're getting sports in the national breakup
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
invite me into your group chat so I can theorize that the game Uno is cultural appropriation
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Inspector Gadget's polycule had a power imbalance
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Huh, surely this is an organizational need and not a way of steering a contract to a Trump supporter who helped throw his birthday cage fight
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Saw someone die on live television last night...but enough about Jimmy Kimmel, folks
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Gotta give him credit for campaigning with someone from Ohio, at least
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Transformers: Revenge of the Olympus Has Fallen
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Trinidad *and* Tobago? What's the catch???
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Grok rewrite the Foundation Trilogy so it's about my fantasy football league that you're also running
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
even ignoring the screaming cry for help, the technical issues with this idea make you realize he has no idea what work goes in to making a playable video game
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Computer? Make Dad love me
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ossoff out here like
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Naoya Zenin Punching
Alt: Naoya Zenin Punching
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
how was Raising Hope not on for a million seasons
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Paramount: A Skydance Corporation is a beautiful name for a baby girl
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
good dinner, better flossing
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
why do so many people think polls had Harris with a huge lead over Trump?
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
hard disagree: every time I finish a video game, I wish that I could play it again, but all the NPCs looked like people whose likenesses it would be illegal to use without compensation
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
maybe i'm old fashion but the coolest thing about video games is being taken to new worlds that i hadn't thought up and experiencing something exciting that the artists behind the game want to show me
Paul Ifeanyichukwu Gabriel @ @...•2h
Can you explain to me like a 5 yrs old ?

Nikita Bier
@nikitabier • 2h

Every video game -- and every piece of software -- will be personalized exactly to your preferences.
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Zack Snyder's movie didn't get a warm reception from filmgoers" yes, welcome to the last decade of his career
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
putting all my money down on "who gets the incurable sex diarrhea first"
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
pumpkin spice chicken, baby
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i don't think we're prepared for the fact that after the midterms, regardless of the result, trump will accelerate the right-wing authoritarianism
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
WHIRLPOOL RANGE MODEL NUMBER WOES3030LS SLOP???
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the final stage of youtube will be videos that consist of calling every other video on youtube "slop"
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I was under the impression that guys in dusters hung out near the fences at every playground offering free drugs every time a ball rolled too close to them
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
he's just a journalist, folks
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Legitimately bonkers
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So racist you skip past economics solely to a miasma theory of racial invasion where the mere presence of foreigners sucks money away from white men
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