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Jesse Hammer

@jessehammertime.bsky.social
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Radical Left Scum. Movie & Music Encyclopedia. Horror Fiend. Vinyl Hoarder. Absurdist. Struggling Creative Type. Media Skeptic. Star Wars Apologist. Long-Suffering Detroit Sports Fan. Collegiate Late-Bloomer. Jack Of All Trades. Master Of None.

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Jesse Hammer @jessehammertime.bsky.social · 1h
Proper Sunday fun.
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Jesse Hammer @jessehammertime.bsky.social · 4h
Insanely good book.
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Jesse Hammer @jessehammertime.bsky.social · 4h
You got to wash your ass.
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Jesse Hammer @jessehammertime.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I said I liked it. I didn't say it was good. Student Bodies - 1987 #filmsky
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Jesse Hammer @jessehammertime.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What is the movie that came our before you were born that you've watched the most times?
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Theyre coming to get you Barbara
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Jesse Hammer @jessehammertime.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Water is wet.
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Jesse Hammer @jessehammertime.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Love the respect for Savages. That album was a revelation.
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Jesse Hammer @jessehammertime.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And from carrying the rest of the defense on his back.
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Jesse Hammer @jessehammertime.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fucking bullshit. If you like that, I got a nice bridge over here. Cheap.
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Jesse Hammer @jessehammertime.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It is, by far, the best word in the English language. If I'm going to Hell, I'm singing "Fuck Fuckity Fuck Fuck" all the way.
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Jesse Hammer @jessehammertime.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Don't do Freddy like that.
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Jesse Hammer @jessehammertime.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's definitely in a class all its' own in that series. Fun, though!
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Jesse Hammer @jessehammertime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
'Daddy Drank' or any Chicken Lady sketch. "Goodnight, son. Sleep tight. And remember, I can murder you while you sleep."
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Jesse Hammer @jessehammertime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hard Boiled; hospital.
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Man Gives Thumbs Up and Chews
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Jesse Hammer @jessehammertime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This stupid app doesn't seem to recognize 'The Velvet Underground & Nico', but the rest are accurate. #my9albums
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Jesse Hammer @jessehammertime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nah. It's fun. Nice work.
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Jesse Hammer @jessehammertime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I saw it. It ain't winning bupkus.
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Jesse Hammer @jessehammertime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Welp. I knew it was only a matter of time, but #enshittification has come for IMDb. Pop-up and banner ads galore. Corporate synergy. Trackers. All of the shit. Not rottentomatoes.com level, but it's annoying and disheartening nonetheless. *sigh* It was a long, good run.
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Jesse Hammer @jessehammertime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They also forget it's about kink. It's a kinky-ass story. It's about freaky sex, not monsters with CDs stuck in their grills. If that's your thing, tho. Not shaming.
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Jesse Hammer @jessehammertime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I rented Golgo 13 when I was like 13 because I loved the NES game. Had no idea what I was in for. Mind blown.
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Jesse Hammer @jessehammertime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Rule #34 of Captialism clearly states; under no circumstances should public facing employees be allowed to be sitting and comfortable, even if the job, in no way, requires standing up or other movement to perform it. Basic shit, really.
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Jesse Hammer @jessehammertime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Welcome to Splitsville.
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Jesse Hammer @jessehammertime.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Still have the shirt.
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Jesse Hammer @jessehammertime.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every crew seemingly had that one person they inexplicably trusted to drive, no matter what. Misplaced trust, I'm sure, but Hey! I'm alive!
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Jesse Hammer @jessehammertime.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Because it's a brilliant movie that not enough people talk about.
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Jesse Hammer @jessehammertime.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Congrats!!!
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Jesse Hammer @jessehammertime.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Nicolas Cage Woo! Reaction
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Jesse Hammer @jessehammertime.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Will do!
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Jesse Hammer @jessehammertime.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My all-time favorite book and I just got my girlfriend to read it. Can't wait for the review.
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Jesse Hammer @jessehammertime.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One of my favorite forgotten films. I've held on to the VHS for decades.
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Jesse Hammer @jessehammertime.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
😔
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Jesse Hammer @jessehammertime.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hahaha!
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Jesse Hammer @jessehammertime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I was just explaining my vinyl obsession to a group of strangers the other day and it was basically "I started when I was 3 and never stopped. I like to hold a thing in my hand." It's certainly not convenient. Or cheap. Or portable. But, I need the object. But, yeah. The music was better, too.
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Jesse Hammer @jessehammertime.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just found out about them. Great band.
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Jesse Hammer @jessehammertime.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Or this.
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Jesse Hammer @jessehammertime.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Right. And keep the biters from clocking your tunes. However, it made it impossible, in the age before Shazam, to know who and what you were playing.
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Jesse Hammer @jessehammertime.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Good Lord, what a lineup.
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Jesse Hammer @jessehammertime.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Love that. Who knew all those white labels would backfire some day?
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Jesse Hammer @jessehammertime.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social To the inspiration behind my profile picture. Happy Birthday, Mr. Hamill!!! You were my childhood idol and you continue to to be a Force well into adulthood. All the best, Sir.
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Jesse Hammer @jessehammertime.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
But they didn't! Go Valks!!!!
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Jesse Hammer @jessehammertime.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I agree, but I also think the Snyder Superman was too dark and cynical. It's a real tightrope you have to walk with Supes in the modern era. I haven't read a lot of the comics in recent years, but the Spiderman crossover hit the spot just right.
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Jesse Hammer @jessehammertime.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Top 5 albums released when I was 18 Beastie Boys - Ill Communication Green Day - Dookie Portishead- Dummy Ween - Chocolate & Cheese Slayer - Divine Intervention
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Jesse Hammer @jessehammertime.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm gonna watch Kruk's last game and then, hopefully, next year, after the lockout, maybe, I'll give a crap again. And maybe Buster gets kicked in the head by a mule and wake the hell up. Maybe.
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Jesse Hammer @jessehammertime.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Go get 'em.
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Jesse Hammer @jessehammertime.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm intrigued
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Jesse Hammer @jessehammertime.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Man, I miss that place. I looked forward to that end of the year school trip down there like nothing else. Every year a new ride to excited about. Top-notch park.
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Jesse Hammer @jessehammertime.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
As a Michigan transplant to California, I will definitely notice a 4.0 if it's 3:30 in the morning and I'm peeing in the dark. I will also not be going back to sleep.
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Jesse Hammer @jessehammertime.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Same, dude. Gotta love it.
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Jesse Hammer @jessehammertime.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Perfect. No notes. 👌
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Jesse Hammer @jessehammertime.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In a catalog filled to the brim with absolute bangers that make you want to dance til you puke whilst burning the world down to the ground, this might be my favorite. #musicsky #theprodigy youtu.be/k2grpRFT-ok?...
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The Prodigy - Roadblox (Live at Alexandra Palace)
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