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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

Enough men that they literally call it an “epidemic”:

Simpsons meme featuring principal Skinner saying “am I out of touch?” And a new image with him looking up saying “no, it’s the women who are wrong.”

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

You guys. Pete Hegseth uploaded a headshot as his secret treason account profile pic 😭

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

lol Killmonger would have hated Indiana Jones

Killmonger from the Black Panther film saying “how do you think your ancestors got these?” to a museum curator he is about to unalive

Indiana Jones saying “this belongs in a museum”

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

My toxic trait is that every night at bedtime I am actually both of these people

Classic XKCD comic one person is sitting at a computer. Off frame someone says: are you coming to bed?

Computer person replies: I can’t this is importany

Off frame: what?

Computer person: someone is wrong on the internet

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Preparing to check my work email after being out on vacation for a full week…

Jon Snow drawing his sword before a sea of men riding towards him in battle

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

Sometimes I wonder how my child’s autism evaluator and basically every administrator and professional we’ve worked with manages to keeps a straight face when I roll up to meetings like this:

Leslie Knope pulling out a binder saying “one that involves a color-coded binder”

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

Currently experiencing firsthand how a person who is accustomed to manipulating everyone around them gets big mad when you cut them off at “can we just have a conversation?” 😌

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

Roses are red Those guys make me queasy What if the answer rhymes with

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

We aren’t very big into gifts and everything is burning to the ground but I did make my husband these little cuties for Valentine’s Day 🥰

Conversation heart that says “eat the rich”

Conversation heart that says “punch Nazis”

Conversation heart that says “fuck fascism”

Conversation heart that says “say Drake”

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

“The Super Bowl halftime show was just so boring”

Incredibly white, plain unseasoned cooked chicken

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Anyone else catch Greek Chorus vibes while watching the Kendrick performance?

A Greek chorus around a main actor in a Greek play

Back up singers gathered around Kendrick during his Super Bowl halftime performance

Google search result summarizing a Greek Chorus: A Greek chorus is a theatrical device from ancient Greek theater where a small group of actors comment on the play's central action. The chorus, usually separate from the main story, speaks directly to the audience to highlight the play's moral themes, character development, and messages. The chorus's role was to guide the audience, offering wisdom and opinions to help them understand the plot, character motivations, and the play's tragic elements.

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

The opening credits for Severance look like if Ben finally ever finished Requiem for a Tuesday.

Ben Wyatt from Parks and Recreation holding out a claymation doll saying “do you think a depressed person could make this? No.”

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

It’s heeeeeeerrre - Game Day ready ✅

OP is wearing a sweatshirt that says The Kansas City Swifts

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Every once in a while Threads likes to hit me over the head with how iron-fisted they are around allowing certain content. Their robots decided to throttle the post in the second image, presumably because I had the audacity to allude to a link in my bio 🙃

Reply to previous image post that goes:

Kelsey: Amazing!!!

Jesse: I have my orders on the way now - hoping they get here before Sunday. (Btw random but are you getting notifications around this post? I’m not and I’m wondering if it’s a glitch just on my end 🤔)

Kelsey: No- I’m not

Jesse: Hahah I guess their robots figured out my highly sophisticated “rhyming” secret code 😅

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Admittedly I’m not the most make-up savvy person but I am loyal as hell to the brands that work for me. Fortunately I just discovered all my favorite products, which I usually buy at #Target, are also available at #Ulta - conveniently located in the same shopping center 💅

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Oh dang Happy New Year! 🐍 brb gonna go listen to reputation and defrost the bánh chưng I’ve been saving for today 🎊

Apple Music player set to play Taylor Swift’s song New Years Day off the album reputation, her snakiest album which happens to coincide with the fact that this is the year of the snake 🐍

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Just #Target doing everything in their power to toss all the Progressive brand equity they’ve built up over the last decade…

Guy looking at new girl meme. New girl is Kirkland, guy is Suburban Moms, upset girl is A New Day

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

For all the moms looking to divert funds from Target to Costco, don’t sleep on this men’s shacket. I got it a few weeks back for $20. It’s crazy warm, lightweight, gives Evermore vibes and because it’s for men it has a mother-effin’ LAPEL POCKET. I basically live in this thing right now.

Poster wearing a grey and white men’s shacket from Costco

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

One of my small joys as a mom since moving to the North Carolina suburbs from walkable Brooklyn, has been taking leisurely strolls up and down the aisles of #target. Cutting DEI at your company means your company is no longer a welcome place for people like me. This one especially hurts.

Screenshot of a target app being deleted from a phone

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

The egg case at my local supermarket this afternoon. I guess ✨technically✨ you’ll spend less money on eggs if the store is completely out of stock 🙃

Supermarket egg case that is completely empty except for one random opened egg container and one lone egg rolling around near the back of a shelf.

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

What makes you so sure you’re neurodivergent?

Marisa Tomei from My Cousin Vinnie talking about why she knows about cars but instead of mechanics, talking about being neurodivergent. So the caption reads “well my father was neurodivergent. His father was neurodivergent. My mother’s father was neurodivergent. My three brothers are neurodivergent. Four uncles on my father’s side are neurodivergent.”

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

if you see this post, quote with a bridge from your gallery

The bridge lyrics from “How Did It End?” By Taylor Swift

Say it once again with feeling
How the death rattle breathing
Silenced as the soul was leaving
The deflation of our dreaming
Leaving me bereft and reeling
My beloved ghost and me
Sitting in a tree
D-Y-I-N-G

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Oh my bad, I just thought I was sending all my love. Did I do it wrong?

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Meanwhile over on Instagram, they’re actively blocking the hashtag “democrat” Building community over here just became that much more important.

Screenshot of the Instagram search returns for “hashtag democrats” showing no images and a message that says “we’ve hidden these results - results for the term you searched for may contain sensitive content”

Screenshot of Instagram search screen results for “hashtag republicans” working completely as expected.

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Melania is known for making statements with her clothing, for instance, this hat is saying “I have to spend the next four years with that clown who worked at McDonald’s”

The Hamburgler in a similarly silly flat hat

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

Maybe my all time favorite Christmas gift: an app-connected, indoor garden 🪴 The app gave all the plants names 🥹

Indoor garden with adorable little baby plants

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

I will never not get choked up at Maui performing the haka during the darkest moment of the final battle in Moana 😭

Maui performing the haka at the end of Moana

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

My period tracker allows you to set your own notification messages so I decided to go with “Ominous AF”

Period app notification with three blood emojis followed by the word “soon”

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

Anyone else’s brain do this?

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

“Name an acceptable beverage for washing down a plate of spaghetti” should be the lead question in every Turing test.

Screenshot of an AI generated video of Will Smith eating a plate of spaghetti and washing it down by chugging a giant glass of orange juice.

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

I’m just a girl, standing in front of an audiobook app, asking it to please pleeeease stop recommending this man’s book to me.

Screenshot of Audible app interface with a book recommendation for “Man Enough” by Justin Baldoni because the user previously listened to the book “For the Love of Men”

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

My mom is in town which means better pho than any restaurant 🍜 🙌🏼

A bowl of home cooked pho topped with herbs, bean sprouts and sriracha

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Y’all, I’m so excited to give this to my almost 7 year old Swiftie🥹 We tried to find music that is age appropriate and classic. I think he’s going to love having his “own” music. When I was his age I only had a few cassettes and I wore them out.

A cassette player and several cassettes all still in their packaging. Cassettes include Guardians of the Galaxy Soundtrack, 1989 Taylor’s Version, Fearless Taylor’s Version, a Charlie Brown Christmas, and the Dirty Dancing soundtrack.

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Please take a moment to look at this wine stopper I bought six months ago for $3 for exactly this one day of the year when we host our family Christmas party and don’t just drink our wine from boxes. I’m so tickled at how absolutely ridiculous and perfect it is.

Metallic bronze turkey carcass shaped wine stopper in a wine bottle

Metallic bronze turkey carcass shaped wine stopper on a counter

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Suzanne Collins really called it…

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Anyways, maybe someone should ask the Senate Minority Leader what he thinks about getting rid of the polio vaccine.

Snippet of Mitch McConnell’s Wikipedia article that discusses how his leg was paralyzed as a child due to polio.

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Too 60% - not too shabby ☺️ (I chose three of the five surprise songs but only one in the right place 🤷🏻‍♀️)

Mastermind score recap. User chose all outfits correct and all bonus questions except two.

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

😂😂😂😂 The woman is planning something for sure

Taylor holding up three fingers during a countdown in the song Midnight rain at the part where she sings “TV”

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Reppin’ my team on the day of the big game, obviously 💅

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Healthcare CEOs playing Monopoly

Meme of two girls sitting in an audience of a play with the obviously altered caption “wait is this fucking game about us?”

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Hey babe, while you’re out could you pick up the seasonal decorative noose?

A store display of holiday decor featuring holly and oversized pinecones strung up in a noose

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Crime Stoppers really wants us to believe that Joe Jonas is the CEO Assassin

Incredibly handsome man smiling in a hoodie

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

This will forever be the Thanksgiving that someone offered to pick up groceries for me and my kids so I requested frozen vegetarian corndogs and when the person couldn’t find them in the store they returned with these items. (No, dear reader they did not also buy buns)