iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

I (79M) bombed a country because nobody came to my birthday party and then I told everyone we should make peace. AITA?

Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

Personal growth is throwing away the removable cup liner right when you take the tags off the brand new bra and not giving it a home in the back of your sock drawer for the next seven years.

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

Every single time I see a video of Britney having fun and doing whatever she wants while not harming a soul no I didn’t.

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

Enough men that they literally call it an “epidemic”:

Simpsons meme featuring principal Skinner saying “am I out of touch?” And a new image with him looking up saying “no, it’s the women who are wrong.”

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

Boy that’s twice now that god whiffed it by a matter of inches.

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

A You’ve Got Mail 2025 reboot but it’s just Shopgirl receiving all of Pete Hegseth’s secret war plans.

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

RFJK Rowling because we need to start consolidating our villains.

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

“Why are there suddenly so many autistic people??” My dude. Autism has always been here except instead of identifying and providing supports we bullied for being different or locked away in institutions.

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

Men will literally build an entire app instead of just going to therapy.

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

I’m at the market crash. I’m at the tariff war. I’m at the combination market crash and tariff war.

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

Girls will be like “I needed this” and it’s just watching the stock portfolio of every republican member of congress simultaneously plummeting the furthest in one day since that time we entered a global pandemic.

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

The seven year old just complained about the out-of-order down escalator at museum being roped off because “it’s just stairs now!” and I really can’t wait to introduce this kid to Mitch Hedberg one day.

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

Using three consecutive question marks in a work email is basically the equivalent of walking up to me and smacking the can of La Croix out of my millennial hand. Please expect a proportional response.

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

Gonna have a real stern talking to with the annoying person* who taught my 3 year old that when he isn’t going to comply with a request it’s appropriate to respond by singing “you can’t always get what you wannnnnt.” *Me

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

You guys. Pete Hegseth uploaded a headshot as his secret treason account profile pic 😭

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

Pete Hegseth just texted our group chat that Bruce Willis was actually a ghost the whole time.

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Lonely Males: OMG ITS AN EPIDEMIC OF LONLINESS WHAT CAN WE DO?? Women: what if you just tried respecting us? Lonely Males: naahhhh that can’t be it. Gonna hate you even harder now.

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

lol Killmonger would have hated Indiana Jones

Killmonger from the Black Panther film saying “how do you think your ancestors got these?” to a museum curator he is about to unalive

Indiana Jones saying “this belongs in a museum”

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

I don’t doom scroll. I doom refresh. I need the illusion of controling the doom.

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

Gwen Stefani, Jewel, and Katy Perry are really doing the absolute most to dismantle the “cool alternative white lady ally” brand.

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

Occasionally you see people wondering “what will it take for m*g* people to stop supporting him?” and it’s worth remembering the phrase “drink the Kool-Aid” exists because a bunch of folks famously never found a line they wouldn’t let be crossed.

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

Turns out the bass player from No Doubt made some good points.

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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

My favorite film genres 5. This time, the sports are different 4. Somebody catch that guy! 3. Pretty drawings that move. Oh no they are about humanity 😕 2. A person is FED UP 1. Robots. What’s up with them?

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

Saw an instagram Easter post about how to dye little potatoes this year instead of eggs and that feels like a pretty accurate summary of a second Tr*mp term so far.

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

Spring Daylight Savings is the Ted Cruz of calendar days.

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

I just need Target to know that once when I was 13 a Radio Shack employee was rude to me and almost made me cry and I didn’t step foot inside one of their stores for the next 21 years and cackled the day they declared bankruptcy and had to shutter their doors. I will absolutely hold this grudge.

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

BREAKING: DOGE team to shut down all Taco Bells nation wide amid claims Americans have been living too mas.

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

You know what’s funny? I never feel the urge to chime in with “not all Americans” because A. it is unproductive to the conversation and B. I know I’m never one of the ones they’re talking about.

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

To be quite honest at this point I’m boycotting Target because I’m so enraged by everything and I need to see a big, spineless corporation buckle and come groveling to the suburban women of America begging on their hands and knees for us to take them back.

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

My toxic trait is that every night at bedtime I am actually both of these people

Classic XKCD comic one person is sitting at a computer. Off frame someone says: are you coming to bed?

Computer person replies: I can’t this is importany

Off frame: what?

Computer person: someone is wrong on the internet

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Preparing to check my work email after being out on vacation for a full week…

Jon Snow drawing his sword before a sea of men riding towards him in battle

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Oh those? Those are just my emotional support classified documents…

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Imagine being so busy salivating over taking away women’s rights and hurting trans kids that you accidentally find yourself rooting for Russia.

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

Can’t wait for all the historically accurate “Celebrating the Monarchy” fireworks folks will be setting off this 4th of July.

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

This morning my husband and I found ourselves in the middle of a high pressure sales pitch. They bought us a meal. Offered us drinks. Laid out all the things that were great about their offer. Brought us to a secluded room where they laid it on extra thick. 1/x

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

Think I’ll try disengagment farming for a while and see how that goes.

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

The same folks who are so upset over Cynthia Erivo playing Jesus because of “historical accuracy” had no problem with him being played by a white guy for the past 2000 years 🐸☕️

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

The more I learn about Freud, the less I respect Frasier Crane.

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

It is appropriate for Cynthia Erivo to play Jesus Christ because that is already what I mutter to myself every time I hear her sing.

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

I’m old enough to remember when this country would actually overthrow its “kings” (Ok I’m not but it does feel that way after the past month)

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

Overheard the fourth grader who lives next door to me in my very suburban NC neighborhood quietly singing “they not like us…they not like us…” while playing in the snow. Imagine also being roasted by Gen Alpha for being a p3d0. I actually don’t know how you come back from this.

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Boy, nature sure knew what it was doing when it designed kids to be exactly as cute as they are unhinged.

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

If you’re alarmed that a bunch of unqualified, non-medical professionals possessing only a tenuous relationship with fact are allowed to dictate what treatments are or are not appropriate for treating ADHD and depression then just wait until you find out what’s been happening with uteruses.

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

Sometimes I wonder how my child’s autism evaluator and basically every administrator and professional we’ve worked with manages to keeps a straight face when I roll up to meetings like this:

Leslie Knope pulling out a binder saying “one that involves a color-coded binder”

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

Look, I don’t like to peddle in conspiracy theories and this might be controversial to say but…I do believe a handful of famous people have discovered a way to game the system on Hot Ones.

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

Currently experiencing firsthand how a person who is accustomed to manipulating everyone around them gets big mad when you cut them off at “can we just have a conversation?” 😌

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

Roses are red Those guys make me queasy What if the answer rhymes with

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

Did you ever watch Dexter and see how clean and well-organized his life was, and how well-stocked he kept all his favorite things and think “man this guy really has it figured out.” Me neither.

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Jesse @jesseconner.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Raising kids using respectful parenting means they become extra perceptive to encounters with grown ups who are disrespectful to kids. Demanding kids do what you say and keep their mouths shut because you can punish them isn’t “respect” — it’s coercion. Respect is earned.

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