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jessebrukman.bsky.social @jessebrukman.bsky.social · 14h
"The american-backed petro monarchy" should be how Saudi Arabia is referred to in the NYTs style guide.
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jessebrukman.bsky.social @jessebrukman.bsky.social · 16h
"Anime admiral" is quite the look
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jessebrukman.bsky.social @jessebrukman.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Dipshit libs living in the permanent hotdog costume.
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jessebrukman.bsky.social @jessebrukman.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Shook a 20-year retired backup tightend's hand and thought i had to go to the hospital
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jessebrukman.bsky.social @jessebrukman.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Semper fi 🫡
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jessebrukman.bsky.social @jessebrukman.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Lol this is going to play in my brain before I die
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jessebrukman.bsky.social @jessebrukman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What if all the things that made us uncomfortable and complicit with her treatment weren't there? Wouldn't that be something? 😏
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jessebrukman.bsky.social @jessebrukman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This guy freakin' stinks!
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jessebrukman.bsky.social @jessebrukman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Genocidal bug says what
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jessebrukman.bsky.social @jessebrukman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Interesting about the owned and operated stores losing money... I always thought they were supposed to be loss leaders to get people into the games and also backdoor baby sitting for weird kids lol. But I guess for a publicly traded company everything has to make money.
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Having long been aware of those tech bros who read my work as utopian porn, where they’ve taken that doesn’t exactly surprise me.
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jessebrukman.bsky.social @jessebrukman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hard to overstate just how bad the creative taste is of the average person. Never mind that the extent algorithms already personalizing to our preferences in media consumption have turned a significant percentage of the population into slavering lunatics.
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jessebrukman.bsky.social @jessebrukman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm an easy mark for frozen pizza. Give me all the processing I can handle. But man Mama Celeste was the lowest of the low
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jessebrukman.bsky.social @jessebrukman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not sure what an accurate description of a mayoral policy has to do with "parasocial relationships" but good luck with that.
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jessebrukman.bsky.social @jessebrukman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why would I do that
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jessebrukman.bsky.social @jessebrukman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ok
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jessebrukman.bsky.social @jessebrukman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They and many others are mad he's diverting city funds to zionist organizations dedicated to promoting israel and conflating antisemitism with antizionism and little else.
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jessebrukman.bsky.social @jessebrukman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lol
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jessebrukman.bsky.social @jessebrukman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Who paid for your degree in what
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jessebrukman.bsky.social @jessebrukman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No lie, a lawyer friend represented a guy who had his dick n balls destroyed by an exploding toilet. It happens!
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jessebrukman.bsky.social @jessebrukman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Doing the "nearly" and "just about to" and "strongly considering" defenses at Nuremberg
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jessebrukman.bsky.social @jessebrukman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nuremberg trials but replace "following orders" with "the app told me so" perfect summation of everything always being dumber
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jessebrukman.bsky.social @jessebrukman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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jessebrukman.bsky.social @jessebrukman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A political platform of sending this media class Down to the Country would put up Reagan electoral college numbers.
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jessebrukman.bsky.social @jessebrukman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Don't get them started on how that's Egypt and North Africa which doesn't count 🙄
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 01/10/2026
polling data has shifted and as such the Democrat Trust Me Bro Industrial Complex is spinning back up
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jessebrukman.bsky.social @jessebrukman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hard to square the need to be massively corrupt and make sure markets are functioning with doing the One Thing Markets Would Hate More Than Anything. Guess you can just bet on the dip if you're some inbred Trump grand step nephew
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jessebrukman.bsky.social @jessebrukman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is so fucking embarrassing. How can you pretend not to be humiliated by this if you're a MAGA imperialist.
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jessebrukman.bsky.social @jessebrukman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The amount of perverse incentive to keep the current power structure in place, no matter how incompetent or destructive, to prevent an inevitable and brutal reckoning is piling up.
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jessebrukman.bsky.social @jessebrukman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Don't forget Taylor Lorenz and the "abandoned by the left" style! We've never found anyone! Only abandonment!
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jessebrukman.bsky.social @jessebrukman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Great pepper seasoning
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ha ha that’s gross and should make everyone uncomfortable, anyway, Rahm presided over a Chicago police black site, lied about what it was and then I sued the Chicago police for its records that proved it:
theguardian.com
Homan Square revealed: how Chicago police 'disappeared' 7,000 people
Exclusive: Lawsuit exposes scale of detention at off-the-books interrogation warehouse while attorneys describe find-your-client chase ‘from a Bond movie’
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jessebrukman.bsky.social @jessebrukman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The rule for BBQ i was given... Ok restaurant -- one animal on the sign. Good restaurant -- two animals on the sign Great restaurant -- one animal eating another animal on the sign
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jessebrukman.bsky.social @jessebrukman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You can always tell when someone never has but desperately needs to be punched in the face
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jessebrukman.bsky.social @jessebrukman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hard to think of a less talented person in human history.
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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jessebrukman.bsky.social @jessebrukman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Can't wait for little Braighlynns throughout the country to learn the Labor Theory of Value.
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jessebrukman.bsky.social @jessebrukman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In curious ways, Charlie Brown had hoes 🤔
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jessebrukman.bsky.social @jessebrukman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
She explains in the story how she was deliberately not given her child's work. She was told her child WAS at grade level. This is all in the story.
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jessebrukman.bsky.social @jessebrukman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
She showed up to lunch, met with principles repeatedly, her husband was on the PTA. She was more involved than 99.99% of NYC public school parents.
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jessebrukman.bsky.social @jessebrukman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That guy's posts are so bad and make me so mad
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 22/09/2026
[dracula voice]
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jessebrukman.bsky.social @jessebrukman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sending your kid to public school in NYC means wildly, wildly different things. She could have chosen public schools better than private schools in most parts of the country.
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jessebrukman.bsky.social @jessebrukman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Auswitch
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 20/09/2026
ProPublica’s analysis of CDC data found that the rate of deaths involving ectopic pregnancies has nearly doubled. The spike alarmed many experts. One said it should “be a never event.”
propublica.org
Ectopic Pregnancy Deaths Have Nearly Doubled. It’s Worse in States With Abortion Bans.
With prompt and appropriate medical care, experts say, people shouldn’t die from an ectopic pregnancy. Women in Texas and Oklahoma have sued over delays in care, which, coupled with our new analysis, ...
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jessebrukman.bsky.social @jessebrukman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Is that what energy analysts are saying, Google?
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jessebrukman.bsky.social @jessebrukman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Needless to say, Bruni is also extremely wrong. Brett's friends are not informed and live outside any normal human reality.
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jessebrukman.bsky.social @jessebrukman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Brett Stephens is a witless worm.
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jessebrukman.bsky.social @jessebrukman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Begging for any kind of Kalshi, polymarket, betursoul dot biz whatever market where I can do this very thing.
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jessebrukman.bsky.social @jessebrukman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm enlisting Disney for a platform that monitors scoliosis in teenagers. Amazing how stupid people have to be to believe these guys offer any value
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