Jesse Alston @jessealston.bsky.social · 19hChesney was my recruiting contact at Johns Hopkins when he was DC there and he very clearly Had It even then—we had a 2-minute conversation at a football camp that dramatically improved my tackling ability senior year of high school 030
Jesse Alston @jessealston.bsky.social · 12/10/2026He is the most fun QB to watch in the league, so I am very glad GB is figuring out the OL 000
Jesse Alston @jessealston.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Omega Protein is a convenient boogie man (huge corporation, monopoly, turns fish into industrial commodities) but is actually way better than the bait fishery—super easy to manage 000
Jesse Alston @jessealston.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I did my undergrad thesis on menhaden after reading the H Bruce Franklin book and after researching it in-depth basically came to the conclusion that Omega Protein is not the problem. Striped bass rebound and loss of spawning habitat have much bigger influence 100
Jesse Alston @jessealston.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I have found that one thing LLMs are good at is making RShiny apps from existing R code. Could be useful for teaching—haven’t yet really thought about that application 010
Jesse Alston @jessealston.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Packers have the best dropback EPA/play in the league on defense on 1st/2nd down and worst on 3rd/4th down. Is that scheme, personnel, or luck? 000
Reposted by Jesse AlstonBenjamin Freeman @benjaminfreeman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Come join the bio dept at Georgia Tech - we are hiring an ecologist! tinyurl.com/GT-eco-coasts 0912
Jesse Alston @jessealston.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Not just this year—his calling card is his speed and explosion, and this is the injury that affects those the most. Hope this doesn’t take away his best trait over the long term 000
Jesse Alston @jessealston.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This one simple trick* will help you make a million dollars per year *if you weigh 230 lbs and run a 4.7 40 010
Jesse Alston @jessealston.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Because normies can only intuit costs, tradeoffs are unfathomable 000
Jesse Alston @jessealston.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My 3yo is going to be so excited when I tell him about this… 000
Reposted by Jesse AlstonEthan Linck @elinck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I'm hiring a postdoc to help build tools for inferring complex speciation histories with genomic data. strong computational skills are a must, but this is a training opportunity. 60K$+ salary, 2 years, details flexible. please reach out! (and repost) ad here: jobs.montana.edu/postings/53150jobs.montana.eduPostdoctoral ResearcherThe Department of Ecology at Montana State University is seeking a Postdoctoral Research Scholar as part of NSF-funded research on speciation under alternating cycles of gene flow and isolation (fundi... 16078
Jesse Alston @jessealston.bsky.social · 29/09/2026MLF is still one of the best play callers and game planners in the league, it turns out 000
Reposted by Jesse AlstonAnita Devineni @anitadevineni.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The Emory Biology department is hiring a tenure-track ecologist at any rank. Deadline is Nov 1, link below! As I've said many times before, I couldn't ask for a more supportive department. Our faculty colleagues, dept chair, and admin staff are truly awesome ❤️ apply.interfolio.com/191783 2115145
Jesse Alston @jessealston.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Highly recommend Ron Moeller’s The Team House interviews to your followers who want to know more—pretty sure this helicopter and its use was detailed extensively in one of those 010
Jesse Alston @jessealston.bsky.social · 29/09/2026People forget because he’s lost his fastball. The “I’ll keep drinking that garbage” tweet is an all-timer 010
Jesse Alston @jessealston.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Have you read Escape Velocity? I like his nonfiction better than his fiction 110
Jesse Alston @jessealston.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Few people realize the ideal opening gambit is saying “Let’s talk salary” as you put a perspiring iced coffee on the stack of important-looking documents on your interviewer’s desk 110
Jesse Alston @jessealston.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It would lower diesel prices in the US at least temporarily but almost certainly cause retaliatory export bans of other stuff into the US 090
Jesse Alston @jessealston.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I’m giving a seminar Saturday that will contain zero (0) results. Two different puns in the title though so I think it’ll be OK 010
Jesse Alston @jessealston.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I saw someone this morning write that Matt LaFleur’s best position in the NFL is non-playcalling OC, you can type anything on the internet and the submit button will still post it 000
Jesse Alston @jessealston.bsky.social · 21/09/2026They doubted Brian Flores. Said he couldn’t do it again 010
Jesse Alston @jessealston.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Packers did this with Javon Bullard last week, think it’s a college thing trickling up to NFL. @jumosq.bsky.social explained it on @andyhermannfl.bsky.social’s podcast but I can’t remember the rationale 010
Jesse Alston @jessealston.bsky.social · 18/09/2026He played so well on Sunday. If we can just get the line to averageish, I think he could have a special season 000
Jesse Alston @jessealston.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It’s not even hypocritical, it’s aspirational—stay off insta now so one day when you are older you can slack off at work and still make a living 000
Jesse Alston @jessealston.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Must be nice to just show up to a game having done no work and collect a check an order of magnitude larger than my salary 010
Jesse Alston @jessealston.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Someone should do a 2025 Stanford football film review if this still looks OK after Week 4 020
Jesse Alston @jessealston.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I can’t remember which podcast I heard it on (I think TAFS or Football 301), but the Packers this week had 3 or fewer receivers out on routes more than any other team in any game in years 100
Reposted by Jesse AlstonAdam Siepielski @adamsiepielski.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The Department of Biological Sciences at the University of Arkansas is hiring a TT Assistant Professor Position in Ecology. We have a wonderful group of colleagues. Join us! Apply here: tinyurl.com/yxk5marb 14032
Jesse Alston @jessealston.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Silverstein saying this was a called run that Jordan ad-libbed a throw on was the straw that broke the camel’s back that led me to unfollow him Sunday 000
Reposted by Jesse AlstonMeade Krosby @meadekrosby.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Great job opening for Habitat Connectivity Biologist at WA Dept of Fish & Wildlife. The position will "identify priority areas for connectivity conservation and translate that science into practical tools...to help protect and restore wildlife movement and build climate-resilient habitat networks."governmentjobs.com 14023
Jesse Alston @jessealston.bsky.social · 15/09/2026On the one hand, I think it’s pretty reasonable to not play when you couldn’t throw 10 yards five years ago. On the other hand, it would have been extremely funny to unretire while people are literally in the process of deciding whether you should be in the Hall of Fame 000
Jesse Alston @jessealston.bsky.social · 14/09/2026In college I tore some of the muscles that line the spine while doing heavy back squats. Spotter saw it pop through my shirt, and we both thought I tore my lat. Only got it correctly diagnosed after an MRI months later. Torso muscles are weird… 100
Jesse Alston @jessealston.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Do you think we’ll see more quick game the next couple of weeks as we sort the line out? 000
Jesse Alston @jessealston.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Dusty, it’s going to be another one of those seasons, isn’t it? 000
Jesse Alston @jessealston.bsky.social · 14/09/2026People cannot understand that positive expected value does not equal you always win 001
Jesse Alston @jessealston.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Gutey somehow signed Kraft for only $4.5M per year more than Michael Mayer, with fewer guarantees and an extra year of team control 001
Jesse Alston @jessealston.bsky.social · 12/09/2026There are like 5 people on podcasts I can listen to, would be fine with banishing the rest of them to Pyongyang 010
Jesse Alston @jessealston.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It really is the gold standard imo. Their production team must be awesome, too—never any editing issues despite the volume 010
Jesse Alston @jessealston.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Last year the review system changed so that reviewers do not provide written feedback, only scores. I don’t know if those scores will be made available 021
Jesse Alston @jessealston.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Longer writeup. Can’t listen to solo or short-form podcasts—just don’t find them compelling 011
Reposted by Jesse AlstonAmerican Society of Mammalogists @mammalogists.bsky.social · 08/09/2026A reminder that the Black and Indigenous Scholars Award in Mammalogy is now accepting applications for awards of up to $1500 to support the further development of mammalogy by Black/African American, African, and Indigenous individuals. www.mammalsociety.org/form/black-i...mammalsociety.orgBlack and Indigenous Scholars Award in Mammalogy | American Society of Mammalogists 148
Jesse Alston @jessealston.bsky.social · 04/09/2026If I were the richest man in history, I would simply enjoy my life so much more than Elon does 120
Jesse Alston @jessealston.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Between this and DK’s diet, makes me think Schneider has realized terrible diet is a competitive advantage while drafting, just don’t hold on into second contract 010
Jesse Alston @jessealston.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Two biggest things I got from new Oil Ground Up were (1) Wright/Bessent numbers are usually slightly exaggerated but close to true and (2) commercial ship tracking numbers are pretty good after 3-4 days. (2) suggests we’ll know if (1) holds true soon 000
Jesse Alston @jessealston.bsky.social · 02/09/2026At the time, I thought Jan 6 was the final nail in Trump’s coffin, but subsequent events have proven it just separated the wheat from the chaff and ensured Trump 2.0 was staffed entirely by the chaff 000