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jess haleyween @jessdistressed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

went all in at the tarot card table but lost to a guy holding the two of cups

jess haleyween @jessdistressed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

designed a tarot slot machine capable of shooting you if your fortune was bad enough, but i guess ensuring that level of integrity is frowned upon by the nanny state. also, it turns out slot machines are highly addictive

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jess haleyween @jessdistressed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

it's simple: you have a quora plus account and the world needs to know about the song

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jess haleyween @jessdistressed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

you may think you havent heard the country/white pride 'caucasian texas' song, but it's played 24/7 (at least subliminally) in all right wing venues: public schools churches sporting events hospitals nursing homes jails prisons car dealers chickenfila the dmv post office military bases hobbylobby

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jess haleyween @jessdistressed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

frankly, the failure to bring a drink to an interview demonstrates a lack of foresight and planning, while on the flip side, management's fury at the presence of a drink in the interview suggests an environment so petty and controlling that who the fuck would want to work there

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jess haleyween @jessdistressed.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

yeah i'm ok with that britmonkey.com/2020s-politi...

another pointless political quiz, my results show
100 woke 0 chud
30 tech 70 luddite
44 hope 56 doom
86 davos 14 dubai
match greta thunberg

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jess haleyween @jessdistressed.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

i pronounced knicks 'kennicks' once as a child and was perma-banned from nyc by proclamation but congrats or whatever

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jess haleyween @jessdistressed.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

was gonna name them hoppus delonge and barker

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jess haleyween @jessdistressed.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

to me the thing about twitter is it makes its users complicit. the site is owned and monetized by a nazi fascist pedo and been optimized to disseminate and promote his agenda, so it might as well explicitly state in the twitter tos that users agree to support white supremacy and childporn

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jess haleyween @jessdistressed.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

accidentally stepped on a stuffed animal called a "grogu" today. made a 50 something man cry

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jess haleyween @jessdistressed.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

i dont know anything about how the bluesky label stuff works but all the 'journalist' corespondents dinner 2026 attendees who use bluesky should get some sort of badge attached to their account that says Fascist Shill Who Courageously Survived The WHCD2026

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jess haleyween @jessdistressed.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

love it when the guilt hounds start baying, late at night when remorse settles heavy upon the chests of the deserving

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jess haleyween @jessdistressed.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

now that he's dead as doornails there should be a push to replace or modify the old chuck norris jokes with steven segal jokes, but maybe with a little (a lot) less reverential obsequiousness and a little (a lot) more slander and scornfulness

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jess haleyween @jessdistressed.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

you gave me a horrible idea, sorry

its an image of the old bbc '80s tv show the young ones but it has young sheldon included in a bow tie in front of the four british blokes and it now says the young sheldones in a crudely cut and pasted 3 minutes to make way

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jess haleyween @jessdistressed.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

7 but idk. in the end a generation who believed themselves special and "cool" was clearly not anything but reactionary shit conformists who love fascism and while the speculation over why may be interesting, all that matters is that gen x is undeniably the worst of all time (so far)

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jess haleyween @jessdistressed.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

6c helping create another massive division against younger generations, with many in gen x having at least gotten one desperate foot inside the door of job/financial stability before the floor fell in, probably further shaping a mindset of capitalist conservatism that contributed to voting rightwing

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jess haleyween @jessdistressed.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

6b plunging interest rates from at one point double digit returns down to numbers incapable of building nest eggs, shifting a lot of people into an endless cycle of predatory debt, which has obviously only increased with gouging student loans and skyrocketing house and healthcare costs

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jess haleyween @jessdistressed.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

6a even before the 08 bush economy crash that permanently destroyed pensions jobs and economic security, the endless S&L scandals of the 80s and 90s had ruined the efficacy of saving accounts,

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jess haleyween @jessdistressed.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

5 reagan was a pestilence. thatcher was a pestilence. and i do feel like opposition to their existential blight was guided culturally into slacker/don't care mindset. not trying to imply it was some psyop thing, but it might have been preferentially filtered thru mass media post 60s 'counterculture'

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jess haleyween @jessdistressed.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

4 it's potentially relevant how a culturally significant amount of queer gen xers died young of HIV, drugs, and etc; and never got to help inform the generation's mindset over time

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jess haleyween @jessdistressed.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

3 if you were a queer gen x youth you were at high risk of peer/classmate violence. homophobia and other forms of conformity enforcement were rampant and super normalized, enthusiastically encouraged by the media and culture

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jess haleyween @jessdistressed.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

2 the observance and analysis of gen x's abhorrent conservative trending is very american-centric, does make me wonder about the politics and attitudes of the rest of the world's now post-middle aged clowns, as well as studies on global exposure to lead in paint and gasoline

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jess haleyween @jessdistressed.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

more stupid musings on gen x, as the discourse will never cease until they justifiably shoot us all 1 i find it a little inaccurate how the age range of 'gen x' in polling these days seems to typically include everyone from like 40-65. 20+ years is a wild range for a 'generation'

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jess haleyween @jessdistressed.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

huge for you to no longer suffer an innate inferiority complex to people named buzz

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jess haleyween @jessdistressed.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

us govt: look, we're both megalomaniacal extortionist abusers bent on bigotry, pedophilia, and accruing ungodly wealth vatican 😊 oh my yes usg: but trump calls the shots see, so you just clap and praise us from yer fancy kidfuckin pulpit if ya know what's good for ya vatican: you wanna avignon us!?

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jess haleyween @jessdistressed.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

if you're in DC and you're not immediately taking up smoking to flick lit cigs at the white house until it 🔥 what are you doing

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jess haleyween @jessdistressed.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

even the brits should have their withered trembling finger on the button muttering "stiff upper lip old chap, tho' it was once our wee lad, our rebellious rabid rapacious chip off the proverbial block, grown the very embodiment of our historical gluttony and intolerance, cor blimey how predictable"

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jess haleyween @jessdistressed.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

every nuke in the rest of the world should be getting hand cranked into position to aim at the usa to ensure on the behalf of an innocent unarmed country that the conceptual deterrence of mutually assured destruction is still in play

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jess haleyween @jessdistressed.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

everybody saying oh ho ho we gonna set up nuremberg 2.0 in philly or whatever... ain't no we. while trials and executions of the people formerly known as us citizens should take place in the occupied demilitarized zone once colloquially called 'america' they must be run by NOT us (the bad guys)

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jess haleyween @jessdistressed.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

people mock but there was once another based large adult son who also wanted cheeseburger.

image of that happy grey cat from that internet meme whut likes to has cheezburger

and elon's son probably grew up hearing the meme quoted (or misquoted) in a weird accent any time he saw his addled father

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jess haleyween @jessdistressed.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

making a new type of eating utensils based on lawn gardening tools. all the classics. the shovel, the rake, the hoe, the sprinkler. the chain saw even.

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jess haleyween @jessdistressed.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

it is visually impressive. and in fairness it might be impossible to speak herbert's dialogue 'naturally' but it comes out annoyingly jarring imo. so much gruff flat hush talking that i just don't resonate with. probably a nostalgia hot take but at least david lynch's dune was a fun time. toto ftw

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jess haleyween @jessdistressed.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

admittedly i like to read scifi not watch it, but thus far (halfway) dune 2021 kinda ass. dc zack snyder grade ass. melodramatic stiff af wooden acting*, obnoxious BWAAAH music/sound effects, really belabors the white savior motif. *good exceptions: harkonens, mentats, reverend mother

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jess haleyween @jessdistressed.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

the only cooking times i ever use to microwave something are, in descending order of use: 66 seconds 99 seconds 33 seconds 3 min 33 sec and finally the ultimate move: 6 min 66 sec, though you gotta stop it early if things are getting dicey in there need i say more? i am unwell perhaps

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jess haleyween @jessdistressed.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

if you can't get that tall maybe you can go 7 feet wide

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jess haleyween @jessdistressed.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

mayor quimby probably has the most, unsure how talented he is

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jess haleyween @jessdistressed.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

still have the poster which is like 100 years old now

album cover for the EP Today Forever by the band Ride
a picture upclose of a shark probably and its toothy jaws mouth open in the water, angled and about to chomp

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jess haleyween @jessdistressed.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

there should be a fun investment site where anyone can put money in together and it collects interest as a massive singular fund and then when the pres*dent croaks it pays out and everybody gets their money back plus a little bonus, just a nice way to brighten the day, like a cherry on top.

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jess haleyween @jessdistressed.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

the lawless washington square park snowball fight will allow trump to declare martial law in new york city tonight

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jess haleyween @jessdistressed.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

if george rr martin wanted to publish the rest of his books, that would be okay, but he did already end the story, so i could watch the tv show if i really wanted closure (apparently it's bad). tbh if i got to choose i'd much rather david gerrold finished the war against the cthorr series.

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jess haleyween @jessdistressed.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

apologies, ultralibbing out for a second

mock generic "daily news" newspaper image
headline:
fugitive fascist finks finally found
milei junior and vancequez nabbed in buenos aires
(implying that miller had been adopted by the argentine dictator javier milei and vance changed his name to vancequez)
picture of miller and vance looking creepy evil filled with pestilence and bile
pic subheadline:
alarming rise in suspicious animal deaths narrowed search

sidebar photo: a human skull (from wikipedia)
side headline:
over 9 billion served! trump skull urinal global tour continues

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jess haleyween @jessdistressed.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

bandits of the acoustic revolution - "they provide the paint for the picture perfect masterpiece that you will paint on the inside of your eyelids" www.youtube.com/watch?v=76Vu...

youtube.com

Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution - They Provide the Paint[...] (synced lyrics)

YouTube video by Ozpl18

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jess haleyween @jessdistressed.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

one obama era hire, one trump 1st term hire, both served thru biden's run. fully trained for years. kind of a massive flaw in the argument that dems can restrain and retrain the gestapo and reform it.

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jess haleyween @jessdistressed.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

guessing that the passive/aggressive political pressure on the Academy of Motion Pictures to give this slop an Oscar nomination is going to rival what Trump did to the Nobel Peace Prize committee, and if any other film wins best documentary, they will hear from his people

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jess haleyween @jessdistressed.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

"Ladies and Gentlemen, The Democrats" (every time the democrats weaken or obfuscate an issue, or spinelessly cave in and cravenly defer to the rightwing at every negotiation/decision point, i mutter this to myself; it's become like a daily punchline to a constantly recurring unfunny joke)

just a google news screenshot with various headlines about how senate democrats want to 'rein in ice" (but only very very slightly of course) as their opening bargaining position at the negotiating table to prevent a shutdown of a psychotically evil openly fascist murdering kidnapping federal government

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jess haleyween @jessdistressed.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

healthcare for all? thats a pony renewable energy? thats a pony student loan forgiveness? thats a pony prosecuting trump crimes? thats a pony demilitarize the cops? thats a pony abolish ice? thats a pony free palestine no genocide? oh you better believe thats a pony - wil wheaton 2026

old man jasper from the simpsons threatening a paddlin'
male, aged and wrinkled, bald, white beard, simpson yellow, green shirt, grey vest
looking cranky
in a springfield elementary classroom
holding a paddlin' paddle

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jess haleyween @jessdistressed.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

bleeding kansas -> john brown -> civil war frozen minnesota -> ??? -> ???

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