Reposted by Jess CharltonMarie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 05/08/2026I am going to be spending the rest of my day and possibly my week thinking about "Werner the Herzog" and quite frankly it's the last thing I needed 21573118
Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Does the big company know that the Bowie song in their pro-ai commercial is about a world where the apocalypse is predicted to occur in just five years? 031
Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Tired: “MF” = “motherfucker” Wired: “MF” = iconic Canadian trumpeter Maynard Ferguson 240
Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Pretty crazy that it’s 2026 and Earth Wind and Fire is still the only band 051
Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 11/06/2026The sponsored ad algo on Pinterest is serving me the buck wildest things from Amazon 120
Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Asked my cat if there would still be HIPPAA in space He did not know 020
Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 24/02/2026I’m rewatching SNW and it’s buck wild how they created 100% serious species development and story arc just to START to explain this motherfucker 040
Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Have tickets and a plan to drive 90 mins to see this bad boy tonight 180
Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 12/02/2026In 100 years school children will have to read our posts in Social Studies class and learn about how we coped with the compounding abject horrors by tweeting stupid shit like “Hamburglar-in-law” 0172
Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Post a banger not in Englishyoutu.beCamille - Ta Douleur (Official Music Video)YouTube video by Camille 000
Reposted by Jess CharltonAnna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 09/02/2026for anyone unfamiliar with the town of Seattle it's sort of an American Vancouver 1537436
Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 08/02/2026A new thing about me is that I care about women’s hockey 030
Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 06/02/2026“Sorry it took me so long to reply, I have been curled up in a ball like a frightened armadillo for 6 straight weeks.” 030
Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Everything is terrible except for this song I heard for the first time today that kinda sounds like 80s David Bowie made a 2020s r&b record music.apple.com/us/album/too...music.apple.comToo Far Gone by Devin Morrison on Apple MusicSong · 2023 · Duration 4:58 000
Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Staying up to make sure 2025 truly keels all the way over, and let me tell you something: fireworks are dumb as hell and scary as shit, and my neighbors do not appreciate or respect how many people heat their homes with propane out here the gd woods. 020
Reposted by Jess CharltonJeff Reguilon @coolguy.party · 24/12/2025🎵 Here comes the hotstepper Here comes the hotstepper Right down hotstepper lane🎵 152
Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 20/09/2025If I disappear for a few weeks and only come back tweeting about nice things, it’s just bc I feel like putting forth content which registers between Anodyne and Positive on the vibe spectrum is the only means through which I can hold onto my sanity for dear fucking life 💕 🌈 ✨ 040
Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 20/09/2025Bake Off is on again so I’m inspired to bake again. Today is a Swiss roll cake made from banana sponge, with guava preserve and cooked cream cheese fillings. 140
Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 07/09/202528 Years Later is fucking beautiful yes I said beautiful and I’ll probably watch it twice more this week 010
Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 07/09/2025Had a truly horrific nightmare about G^za and I guess my city is on someone’s little hit list and the only thing that kinda helps is giving tips to quens & aid to randos, in what small amounts I can manage right now. ☮️ Joy and kindness are acts of r3bellion, kiss each other, stay human idfk 020
Reposted by Jess CharltonPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 02/09/2025This turned me into TWO The Jokers 291992
Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 27/08/2025Hell yeah I’m a coastal elite: Considerate Observant A real Sweetie Totally Appreciative of the Little things, Even-keeled Loving Invested Truthful Everywhere else is landlocked 040
Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 22/08/2025DJ Rian Souleles aka the Traveling Discotheque: former roommate, forever great dude 020
Reposted by Jess CharltonRyan North @ryannorth.ca · 17/08/2025Team LOWER DECKS COMICS won a Hugo last night for WARP YOUR OWN WAY! I was very happy to accept it - and to wear the appropriate cufflinks for the occasion :0 Thank you so much to everyone at Worldcon, all the voters, and everyone involved in making the ceremony happen!! 4566458
Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Scriabin sounds like the name of a teacher at a wizard academy (complimentary) 000
Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 12/08/2025I am back at home and my cats are still adorable, thank u 130
Reposted by Jess CharltonGreatest Trek and The Greatest Generation @greatesttrek.com · 08/08/2025A Natural Yeager at #STLV! #startrek #greatesttrek #fods #friendsofdesoto 112711
Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 04/08/2025“UGH wtf tune your instrument before recording” vs “an out-of-tune instrument can be evidence the track is human-man rather than ai” vs “that’s exactly what the robits want you to think” 120
Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 03/08/2025Devastated by the lack of Never Mind The Buzzcocks bits about Mick Hucknall supercuts on YouTube 000
Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 30/07/2025The only things I like about summer are the way the sun glints off the Puget Sound, and the way every bite of watermelon absolutely whips 030
Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 29/07/2025The age of Dustins truly has passed, hasn’t it? 010
Reposted by Jess CharltonMar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 28/07/2025You always have and always will. 13891240
Reposted by Jess CharltonIn Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 27/07/2025Baby otter doing baby otter stuff! 224161202148
Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 27/07/2025Some days it’s only chaos and podcasts which keep me from unraveling 050
Reposted by Jess CharltonIt’s That Kev @acanticleforkev.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Vince McMahon: who’s there? show yourself! Hulk Hogan’s ghost: *carrying many chains* IN LIFE I WAS YOUR PARTNER DUDE, THESE ARE THE 24 INCH PYTHONS I FORGED IN LIFE BROTHER 252539862