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Jess Charlton

@jesscharlton.bsky.social
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🪩 Musical omnivore 📟 Classical streaming editor⚡️PNW 🫧 she/her “Fix your hearts or die.” -David Lynch fieldworkpnw.com

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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 05/08/2026
I am going to be spending the rest of my day and possibly my week thinking about "Werner the Herzog" and quite frankly it's the last thing I needed
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Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Does the big company know that the Bowie song in their pro-ai commercial is about a world where the apocalypse is predicted to occur in just five years?
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Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Tired: “MF” = “motherfucker” Wired: “MF” = iconic Canadian trumpeter Maynard Ferguson
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Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Pretty crazy that it’s 2026 and Earth Wind and Fire is still the only band
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Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Act now while supplies last!
An ad I got on a dumb little phone game that has only three components: a photo of a man with glasses and a mustache, the word “Seth” underneath, and then a button below both that simply says “order yours today”
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Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The sponsored ad algo on Pinterest is serving me the buck wildest things from Amazon
Sponsored Amazon ad featuring just the undercarriage view of a fuzzy toilet seat cushionSponsored Amazon ad featuring a very large person sitting very casually on the top of a curved glass awning.Sponsored Amazon ad featuring a published study of types and quantities of bats found at the Gettysburg and Eisenhower US National ParksSponsored Amazon ad featuring a pre-owned cuff bracelet made of cardboard and staples.
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Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Asked my cat if there would still be HIPPAA in space He did not know
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The Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Yes
old post of mine that reads "My kingdom for a left-leaning presidential candidate who runs on restarting the WPA"
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Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Fuck it, let’s watch Space Precinct
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Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I’m rewatching SNW and it’s buck wild how they created 100% serious species development and story arc just to START to explain this motherfucker
A Star Trek original series Gorn: a totally jacked humanoid with green scaly reptilian skin, wearing a gold lamé onesie and maroon falconer gloves. His eyes are a cluster of rhinestones. He’s wearing a type of fanny pack.
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Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Have tickets and a plan to drive 90 mins to see this bad boy tonight
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Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
In 100 years school children will have to read our posts in Social Studies class and learn about how we coped with the compounding abject horrors by tweeting stupid shit like “Hamburglar-in-law”
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Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Yes, and ALSO…Khan Noonien Singh.
Ricardo Montalban as Khan Noonien Singh in ‘Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan’ - an older man with longish gray hair, a big ol medallion necklace, and a beat up sweater-turned sexy ripped shirt that shows off his rockin pecs.
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Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Post a banger not in English
youtu.be
Camille - Ta Douleur (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Camille
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Anna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
for anyone unfamiliar with the town of Seattle it's sort of an American Vancouver
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Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
A new thing about me is that I care about women’s hockey
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Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Good news: my cat
Cat curled up on an enormous fuzzy donut-shaped dog bed. Cat is gray/brown on top, white on bottom, and sooooo so sleepy.
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Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
“Sorry it took me so long to reply, I have been curled up in a ball like a frightened armadillo for 6 straight weeks.”
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Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Hah still works
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Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Everything is terrible except for this song I heard for the first time today that kinda sounds like 80s David Bowie made a 2020s r&b record music.apple.com/us/album/too...
music.apple.com
Too Far Gone by Devin Morrison on Apple Music
Song · 2023 · Duration 4:58
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Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Staying up to make sure 2025 truly keels all the way over, and let me tell you something: fireworks are dumb as hell and scary as shit, and my neighbors do not appreciate or respect how many people heat their homes with propane out here the gd woods.
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Jeff Reguilon @coolguy.party · 24/12/2025
🎵 Here comes the hotstepper Here comes the hotstepper Right down hotstepper lane🎵
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Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
If I disappear for a few weeks and only come back tweeting about nice things, it’s just bc I feel like putting forth content which registers between Anodyne and Positive on the vibe spectrum is the only means through which I can hold onto my sanity for dear fucking life 💕 🌈 ✨
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Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Bake Off is on again so I’m inspired to bake again. Today is a Swiss roll cake made from banana sponge, with guava preserve and cooked cream cheese fillings.
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Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
28 Years Later is fucking beautiful yes I said beautiful and I’ll probably watch it twice more this week
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Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Had a truly horrific nightmare about G^za and I guess my city is on someone’s little hit list and the only thing that kinda helps is giving tips to quens & aid to randos, in what small amounts I can manage right now. ☮️ Joy and kindness are acts of r3bellion, kiss each other, stay human idfk
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
This turned me into TWO The Jokers
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Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
It’s not a “trend” - it’s a prayer
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Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
le vibe du jour
A little boy who is wearing pajamas and exclaiming “we’re too excited to sleep!”
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Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Hell yeah I’m a coastal elite: Considerate Observant A real Sweetie Totally Appreciative of the Little things, Even-keeled Loving Invested Truthful Everywhere else is landlocked
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Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
DJ Rian Souleles aka the Traveling Discotheque: former roommate, forever great dude
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Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
The ALT is true, I am a bitch
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 17/08/2025
Team LOWER DECKS COMICS won a Hugo last night for WARP YOUR OWN WAY! I was very happy to accept it - and to wear the appropriate cufflinks for the occasion :0 Thank you so much to everyone at Worldcon, all the voters, and everyone involved in making the ceremony happen!!
me holding the Hugo backstage.  I wore my T-Rex pin because YOU NEVER FORGET YOUR ROOTS (clipart webcomic where the pictures never change, it's better than it sounds)Starfleet Command cufflinks.  i wondered if i should get them and i decided to... make it so
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Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Scriabin sounds like the name of a teacher at a wizard academy (complimentary)
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Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
21st Century Scherzo Man
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Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
I am back at home and my cats are still adorable, thank u
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Greatest Trek and The Greatest Generation @greatesttrek.com · 08/08/2025
A Natural Yeager at #STLV! #startrek #greatesttrek #fods #friendsofdesoto
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Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
“UGH wtf tune your instrument before recording” vs “an out-of-tune instrument can be evidence the track is human-man rather than ai” vs “that’s exactly what the robits want you to think”
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Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Devastated by the lack of Never Mind The Buzzcocks bits about Mick Hucknall supercuts on YouTube
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Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
The only things I like about summer are the way the sun glints off the Puget Sound, and the way every bite of watermelon absolutely whips
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Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
The age of Dustins truly has passed, hasn’t it?
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
You always have and always will.
Leela from futurama looks at a candy heart that says You matter even if you aren't making money
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Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
At least there are tone poems
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Baby otter doing baby otter stuff!
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Jess Charlton @jesscharlton.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Some days it’s only chaos and podcasts which keep me from unraveling
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It’s That Kev @acanticleforkev.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Vince McMahon: who’s there? show yourself! Hulk Hogan’s ghost: *carrying many chains* IN LIFE I WAS YOUR PARTNER DUDE, THESE ARE THE 24 INCH PYTHONS I FORGED IN LIFE BROTHER
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