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Jessica Sachs

@jess.sh
8.6K followers 522 following 509 posts

FOSS Necromancer at @herodevs. @faker_js, @cypress_io alum, @vuejs ecosystem.

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Jessica Sachs @jess.sh · 01/07/2025
Sorry but are you advocating for Jordan not to patch a critical vulnerability on something that hashes passwords? Feel free to bitch about dep sizes and his weird Node version "isms", but he doesn't get paid for downloads or CVEs found. Stop trying to find something that isn't there.
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Jessica Sachs @jess.sh · 27/02/2025
Casually biblical sky right by my apartment
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Jessica Sachs @jess.sh · 07/02/2025
The checkmark asset includes a squiggle in the bottom right corner so it looks “off”
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Jessica Sachs @jess.sh · 06/02/2025
Another banger push notification summary from iOS
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Jessica Sachs @jess.sh · 05/02/2025
Is @tej.as secretly @jhey.dev?
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Jessica Sachs @jess.sh · 02/02/2025
One of the annoying things with Apple genmoji though is that you can’t make them frown. You can describe your Genmoji as angry and it will just be creepily smiling at you. Here’s a Genmoji I tried to make about a developer, angry and painting his nails pink (because he hates the prettier formatter)
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Jessica Sachs @jess.sh · 02/02/2025
I’m just gonna disable the AI features. My genmoji are ugly anyways
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Jessica Sachs @jess.sh · 31/01/2025
Like look at this stuff. Can you imagine how future digital archeologists will look at TikTok comment threads?
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Jessica Sachs @jess.sh · 26/01/2025
Apple Intelligence summaries are kinda hilarious
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Jessica Sachs @jess.sh · 16/01/2025
I don’t know why putting “and non-perishable items” on this sticker fills me with a sense of Wat
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Jessica Sachs @jess.sh · 15/01/2025
honestly I believe this
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Jessica Sachs @jess.sh · 14/01/2025
Apple intelligence really gets right to the point
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Jessica Sachs @jess.sh · 13/01/2025
If you don’t describe your bad parking jobs in CSS what are you even doing?
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Jessica Sachs @jess.sh · 12/01/2025
@tej.as tonic available at my nail salon 👀
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Jessica Sachs @jess.sh · 04/01/2025
1. The muscles on some of these girl's thighs is crazy 2. They can walk in the ocean in heels
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Jessica Sachs @jess.sh · 03/01/2025
Hotels and car rides. He does 8-9 hours with no complaints. I let him stretch every few stops. He doesn’t like getting out of the car during the trip or the smell of gasoline really. He meows when the car door is open. I’ve traveled with dogs my whole life and this is such a different experience.
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Jessica Sachs @jess.sh · 03/01/2025
My cat puts himself into his bubble backpack after a week of travel. I feel like the coolest pet mom. He loved traveling so much with me that he gets excited like a dog when I pull his harness out. He stopped biting out of boredom or meowing for attention.
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Jessica Sachs @jess.sh · 01/01/2025
Watching some kids across the marsh explode things. “HAYDEN YOURE GONNA KILL US” *group laughs*
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Jessica Sachs @jess.sh · 31/12/2024
My dad (who passed away in Sept) would always talk about “the software store” he opened from 1995-2000. It was literally called “The Software Store” ☠️
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Jessica Sachs @jess.sh · 28/12/2024
She’s come a long way from that double wide. She’s 9 years remarried and is healthier and happier than she’s ever been. Her walls at home are covered in awards and trophies of dog sports she’s won over the years. She’s having a blast and I’m so very proud of her.
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Jessica Sachs @jess.sh · 28/12/2024
Here’s the back yard. The barn was done entirely by her when I was 9-12 years old. She’d borrowed tools from my almost stepdad, but solo’d the build. She was a single mom. The chickens and emus were to the right of the barn. The porch attached to the double wide was frequently spider-filled ☠️☠️☠️
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Jessica Sachs @jess.sh · 28/12/2024
This training area used to be completely empty. I used to do gymnastics up and down the entire yard by myself. She’s done so much work to the space. It’s remarkable.
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Jessica Sachs @jess.sh · 28/12/2024
I brought my cat to the front training yard today to explore. She gave him a bath after. When I was growing up, there was no dock diving pool - only dog agility. I’d run around barefoot for hours in the section of yard (now fenced in) while she’d teach class late into the night.
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Jessica Sachs @jess.sh · 28/12/2024
It’s hard to describe what it felt like to visit my childhood home. I was born here. Not in a hospital, but right behind that front window. When she was 33, my mom started a dog training and boarding business on this 5 acre plot of swamp. Here’s a photo dump after 25 years of her hard work.
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Jessica Sachs @jess.sh · 27/12/2024
Ugh my mom won’t let me wear this to the Pink Pony Club
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Jessica Sachs @jess.sh · 18/12/2024
I think @zachleat.com posted a snarky "how about ELI4" and immediately deleted it. But NOT BEFORE IT NERD SNIPED ME
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Jessica Sachs @jess.sh · 18/12/2024
Apparently just feeding Claude the HTML of news articles and asking to ELI5 with pictures is a relatively low effort way to stay somewhat informed
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Jessica Sachs @jess.sh · 18/12/2024
epic username
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Jessica Sachs @jess.sh · 18/12/2024
I prefer the alt left
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Jessica Sachs @jess.sh · 17/12/2024
LLMs were made to bridge generational gaps.
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Jessica Sachs @jess.sh · 16/12/2024
Just me spending tokens trying to get Claude's UI to work
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Jessica Sachs @jess.sh · 03/12/2024
Btw it’s trying to save as a file on my iPhone instead of to my camera roll. Maybe it’s worth rendering a PNG that people can tap to save
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Jessica Sachs @jess.sh · 03/12/2024
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Jessica Sachs @jess.sh · 03/12/2024
Once the AI overlords create personal profiles about us*, I won't have to remember to type "programming" or "javascript" after every search query.
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Jessica Sachs @jess.sh · 02/12/2024
Not my prompt. A reel I stumbled into is how I found out about the feature and it censors on any other descriptor of black language! Isn’t Ebonics also a reclaimed word and legitimate dialect we’re celebrating?
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Jessica Sachs @jess.sh · 02/12/2024
TikTok brain rot prompt. The closest I could get to Skibidi.
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Jessica Sachs @jess.sh · 02/12/2024
Crypto bro
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Jessica Sachs @jess.sh · 02/12/2024
Exasperated Parisian complaining about American stuff
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Jessica Sachs @jess.sh · 02/12/2024
Apple pie grandmother chat
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Jessica Sachs @jess.sh · 02/12/2024
Also fixes typos
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Jessica Sachs @jess.sh · 02/12/2024
Using AI to fix typos
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Jessica Sachs @jess.sh · 29/11/2024
TFW the Call to Action button hits a little too deep
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Jessica Sachs @jess.sh · 29/11/2024
I kid tested some voice AI experiences today. The “Call Arc” browser UX far surpassed ChatGPT (prompted to talk to a 5 year old) because of the emoji face and the colors. Kid was fixated on Arc for 45 minutes. Very into it. Asked for it all day BUT when we used ChatGPT she got SUPER scared 😳
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Jessica Sachs @jess.sh · 28/11/2024
Lmfao this @mewtru.com reel sent me when we hit import { isEven } from ‘is-even-ai’ www.instagram.com/reel/DCzxZDL...
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Jessica Sachs @jess.sh · 27/11/2024
A friend of mine is building a canvas-heavy component library. It's a tricky thing to do. Even harder is testing it. I'm making a little rig on top of @vitest.dev browser mode, which lets me leverage Playwright for screenshotting. About 30-40 mins in. If I can get it stable, it can go in.
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Jessica Sachs @jess.sh · 26/11/2024
The one thing it couldn't do? Cute looking OpenGraph Images. It struggles to visually lay things out. Don't worry though, Claude got me. There's 16 of these little guys. I made them in bed. From my phone. When I got fed up because v0 and Cursor failed.
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Jessica Sachs @jess.sh · 26/11/2024
AdSense could you not?
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Jessica Sachs @jess.sh · 22/11/2024
Can I add my custom instructions to Google yet? I'd like to append "javascript" to literally everything i do
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Jessica Sachs @jess.sh · 22/11/2024
@mhartington.io dis u?
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Jessica Sachs @jess.sh · 19/11/2024
Grok is going to win
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