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Rev Jesmalestiel

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Jess | 30 | they/them | @jesmalestiel on ao3 I write things about fictional characters. I hope you enjoy it. If you don't there's lots of other stuff to read so... go read that instead?

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Ida B Wells' Winchester Rifle @dytsras.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I really enjoyed that K-Pop Demon Hunters movie this year. I've watched it three times The music was great, and k-pop music is an undeniable phenomenon. But also this....
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Rev Jesmalestiel @jesmalestiel.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I hope that you get to go be somewhere peaceful and have a lil treat
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Rev Jesmalestiel @jesmalestiel.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Not me being in my #winterhawk era, this ship snuck up on me and all of a sudden it’s my whole personality 🤣
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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 19/08/2025
Boston Mayor Michelle Wu: “Silence in the face of oppression is not an option. The U.S. Attorney General asked for a response by today. So here it is…Stop attacking our cities to hide your administration's failures.”
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Rev Jesmalestiel @jesmalestiel.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Still can’t get over how much I loved Superman and I have never been a DC girlie (/gn) but like now I kinda be like 👀👀👀
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Rev Jesmalestiel @jesmalestiel.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
No spoilers but fantastic four is, for lack of a better term, fantastic 😍
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Rev Jesmalestiel @jesmalestiel.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Just saw the new Jurassic World movie and ngl it lowkey slaps. And I’m not even a Jurassic girlie like that 😂
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rednoonsun @rednoonsun.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Uncensored, it's very vanilla 🍦
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Good Omens Astronomy @astroomens.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
#GoodOmensAstro 😍🤩 Many Kudos to all the fanfic writers!!!
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Rev Jesmalestiel @jesmalestiel.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Samesies!! Only my 3 AM is about five hours after yours. 🤣
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Mimi -🖤🤍-✨📚🥂😇😈 #For Terry 🎶 @mimisempai.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Crowley just wants the touching 😌
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Rev Jesmalestiel @jesmalestiel.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
New lock screen background just dropped. Happy birthday to meeeeee
Lock Screen background of six rubber ducks in the image of Aziraphale, Crowley, Angel Dust, Husk, Deadpool, and Wolverine in a bubble bath
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Rev Jesmalestiel @jesmalestiel.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Me: why am I so tired? Also me: has barely eaten and not drank enough water Me: truly a mystery
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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
“i was born in the wrong era” not me. i love reading 100k words of fanfiction on my phone and talking to gay people online.
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Rev Jesmalestiel @jesmalestiel.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Still feeling kinda shy about sharing my art, but I think this is fairly decent? I used a photo of myself as a reference.
A digital illustration of a version of the Good Omens character Crowley with long red hair and sunglasses, looking over their shoulder under an umbrella.
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Mimi -🖤🤍-✨📚🥂😇😈 #For Terry 🎶 @mimisempai.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Oh yes Crowley wants that one angel 😌
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Rev Jesmalestiel @jesmalestiel.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I’ve been terrible about remembering to post about it on here, but I participated in the GOetry Pillow Fight event last month, end collaborated on five really great poems, as well as created this art! You can read all the poems in this series: archiveofourown.org/series/4563940
Illustration of Angel Crowley laughing joyfully
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Rev Jesmalestiel @jesmalestiel.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.
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a man in a bow tie is drinking a cup of coffee
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Bob Pastorella @bobpastorella.com · 24/01/2025
The reason A.I. is being shoved down our throats is shareholders want a return on their investment. Every company that integrates this crappy tech into their products knows you don't want it, but they've sunk too much money into it and don't care. Turn it off, don't use it, don't look back.
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Mimi -🖤🤍-✨📚🥂😇😈 #For Terry 🎶 @mimisempai.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
They are both right 😌 #GoodOmens
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Jade Rose @bluefolf.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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Rev Jesmalestiel @jesmalestiel.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Get in loser, we’re posting lock screens (Art made by @sososomebody.bsky.social for my #PrincessBride and #GoodOmens fusion fanfic: archiveofourown.org/works/606929...)
Screenshot of a phone Lock Screen with an illustration of Aziraphale and Crowley in the iconic outfits and embrace from the 1987 film "The Princess Bride.”
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Mimi -🖤🤍-✨📚🥂😇😈 #For Terry 🎶 @mimisempai.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
They deserve such a big hug 🥹
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Rev Jesmalestiel @jesmalestiel.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I know that I’m late to the party but I feel like the fact that #KAOS was cancelled is probably a crime
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Rev Jesmalestiel @jesmalestiel.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
YALL the way I posted the penultimate chapter of AS YOU WISH, my #GoodOmens and #PrincessBride fusion fanfic but then got so eager for everyone else to read the rest that I didn’t last half an hour before posting the final chapter 😍 archiveofourown.org/works/606929...
Chapter 9: The Wedding

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“What are our liabilities?”

“There is but one working castle gate, and it is guarded by one hundred brutes.” Nina replied, gently pulling Crowley up so that they could peek over the wall. Frowning, Crowley allowed them to sit her back down behind the wall.

“And our assets?” Crowley asked, now flexing his feet.

“Your brains, Maggie’s strength, and my steel.” Nina replied confidently.

Crowley stared at her in shock before shaking his head. “That’s it? Impossible. If I had a month to plan, maybe I could come up with something. But this…”
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Yerrrr @35mmpapi.com · 06/01/2025
In 2025, I want people to learn the difference between "I personally didn't listen to/enjoy this artist" and "they had no bops".
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Rev Jesmalestiel @jesmalestiel.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
When you’re so in love but your partner is far away so sleep is employing evasive maneuvers
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a cat laying on a couch with a remote control
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Sara👻 @skullfragments.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
who tf is spreading aziraphale hate. reminder that if you openly hate aziraphale, crowley would curse you with the MOST inconvenient shit in the world. say goodbye to matching socks and perfectly temperatured showers. may you never again put on an old coat and find money in the pockets.
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
WHERE MY LOKI FANS AT??? Brothers be brothering. #loki
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Sara👻 @skullfragments.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
this ineffable wives sketch is brought to you by a discussion about how we could add even more ~tension~ to the pub scene (i drew this months ago btw. the first art of 2025 has yet to come to fruition🙃)
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Rev Jesmalestiel @jesmalestiel.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Chapter eight of AS YOU WISH, my #GoodOmens and #ThePrincessBride fanfic is up 🥰🥰🥰 this chapter was a really fun one to write so I hope y’all enjoy! archiveofourown.org/works/606929...
Chapter 8: A Time of Miracles

Summary:

"Jesus Nana! What did you read me this thing for?” Warlock all but shouted.

“You know, you’ve been very sick, and you’re taking this story very seriously.” Agnes shook her head. “I think we had better stop now.” She closed the book and began to stand.

Warlock shook his head frantically and reached forward, grabbing the edge of Agnes’ dress and pulling her back towards the chair. “No! I’m okay, I’m okay. Sit down, all right?” Warlock asked, hope at the edge of his voice.

“Okay.” Agnes sighed, sitting down and opening the book again. “All right, now, let’s see. Where were we? Oh yes. In the Pit of Despair.”
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Kyle Gaddo @kylegaddo.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
it's that time
text: turning the page to a new year

image: a two-panel black and white comic drawn on grid paper

a white rabbit furiously slams open a door, a stressed look on their face
"MESSAGE TO ALL BITCHES" the first speech bubble reads

a second, closer image of the same rabbit, eyebrows furrowed, sweat beading, mouth screaming "PLEASE SURVIVE"
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Rev Jesmalestiel @jesmalestiel.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Happy new year!! 🥰
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Ependa @ependa.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Art has no expiration date unless you give it one. keep sharing older pieces you like! Gotta be your own hype man! (pls, I rather see genuine art reposts than horseshit ai gen and need a break from doom scrolling. I'm sure other ppl do too! 🥲)
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cassieoh @cassieoh.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Held close (I promise I still exist! I've been travelling a LOT to see family these last few weeks, I'll be back around soon!) #goodomensfanart #ineffablehusbands #goodomensnsfw #aziracrow
Crowley and aziraphale embracing naked in bed
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Tricksy Spirit 👻🤍🖤 @tricksyspirit.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Bringing back this hit tweet since it’s almost that time of the year 😂
Screenshot of a tweet with a gif of Angel Crowley with an excited smile on their face:
“If you start watching Good Omens 2 episode 1 at 23:58:26, you will have fireworks in the form of nebulas to celebrate the new year ✨
(Meant to post this earlier 😅)”
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Mom Friend S. Pumpkins @momfriend64.northsky.social · 27/12/2024
Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie because of the setting. It's a Christmas movie because it has The Christmas Plot: A man who is neglecting his family to focus on work learns What Really Matters through an improbable crisis around the holidays and rededicates himself to his wife and kids
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
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Rev Jesmalestiel @jesmalestiel.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Chapter seven of AS YOU WISH, my #GoodOmens and #PrincessBride fusion fanfic is up! 😍 Please take not of the content warnings in this chapter— details with spoilers are in the endnotes 💜 archiveofourown.org/works/606929...
Chapter 7: I Would Not Say Such Things
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Maggie helped Nina stand, which she did with no small amount of difficulty. “You don’t look so good,” Maggie told Nina as she gently supported them. Nina blew a raspberry in Maggie’s face, and she wrinkled her nose. “You don’t smell so good either.”

“Perhaps not.” Nina shrugged, pulling away from Maggie. “I feel fine.”

“Yeah?” Maggie asked, stepping back to let Nina stand on her own. She darted forward again almost immediately as Nina fell into a dead faint.
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angel💀 @sabattons.com · 26/12/2024
if you made art this year, you did well. a sketch, even if it was scrapped ; a poem, even if it was deleted — mattered. you put thought to paper, you engaged with the creative alchemy of turning feeling to something tangible. doesn't matter if you weren't productive "enough." or good "enough."
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Sara👻 @skullfragments.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
i have new art to share!✨✨ i got to illustrate a scene from Heretic1103's GO/Jurassic Park fic as part of @ourownsidefund.bsky.social charity commissions (still open!) and tbh i had too much fun🤭 here is Dr. Anthony Crowley, chaotician, modeling the iconic Jeff Goldblum Pose! #goodomens
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Mimi -🖤🤍-✨📚🥂😇😈 #For Terry 🎶 @mimisempai.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
À 6000 years old game… #GoodOmens
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Rev Jesmalestiel @jesmalestiel.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Ao3 is down again 😭
Butterfly meme, in which a naive person labeled “ao3 users” gestures at a screenshot of the sad version of the ao3 logo and asks “is this the end?”
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Rev Jesmalestiel @jesmalestiel.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Chapter Six of AS YOU WISH, my #GoodOmens and #PrincessBride fusion fanfic is up! Ngl, I'm a bit nervous for this chapter— it's the one where I throw the established canon of The Princess Bride COMPLETELY out the window. I hope y’all still like it! archiveofourown.org/works/606929...
Chapter 6: Before the Beginning

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“Gabriel wasn’t supposed to be King? What does that mean?” Warlock asked curiously, and got visibly more upset. “And why is Aziraphale still going along with the wedding? Why hasn’t the wedding planning stopped? She can’t marry Gabriel. She has to marry Crowley, I’m sure of it. After everything that they’ve done for each other it wouldn’t be fair!”

“Well, who says life is fair? Where is that written? Life isn’t always fair. It’s ineffable.”

“I’m telling you, you’re messing up the story, now get it right!” Warlock cried out passionately, his hands balled into fists.

“Do you want me to go on with this?” Agnes asked with a raised eyebrow.

“Yes.” Warlock replied moodily.

“Alright then. No more interruptions. I think you’ll like this part actually, it takes place some years earlier…”
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Rev Jesmalestiel @jesmalestiel.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
My laptop battery croaked and won’t be fixed until Sunday 😭 let the fic writing on my phone commence 😂
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I don’t know why I’m still so pissed off that the answers to “what, where, and when” are “that, there, and then.”
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Rev Jesmalestiel @jesmalestiel.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Chapter five of AS YOU WISH, my #GoodOmens and #PrincessBride fusion fanfic is up! 💃🏽 Please take care when reviewing the content warnings on this chapter in particular. 💜 archiveofourown.org/works/606929...
Chapter 5: The Pit of Despair
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“This whole situation is a bit of a mess I’m afraid,” Aziraphale admitted with a brittle smile. “I have encountered a truth that brings both hope and despair as I wonder at the best path forward. They say that the course of true love never did run smooth, but I never expected things to be so complicated.”

“I’m afraid I don’t follow.” Muriel admitted as they stared worryingly at Aziraphale.

“Crowley lives, Muriel.” Aziraphale stated simply. “My true love lives, and yet I am slated to marry another. True love let us save each other in the fire swamp, and here I am, having thrown it away, treating it like garbage. I can only hope one day to apologize, to beg forgiveness, to right all of these wrongs.” Aziraphale whispered, wringing her hands together.
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Rev Jesmalestiel @jesmalestiel.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Y’all… I just saw Wicked. I already had too many WIPs but I am now itching to explore a new fandom, can’t decide whether to run to Ao3 or open a new google doc. What have I got myself into 😅
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Mimi -🖤🤍-✨📚🥂😇😈 #For Terry 🎶 @mimisempai.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Naughty angel... #GoodOmens
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