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@jesibeans.bsky.social
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paints, writes, yells about stupid shit. Work-in-progress. 30s 🎨 jesibeans.weebly.com 🛒 jesibeans.storenvy.com ☕️ ko-fi.com/jesibeans

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saag🔞 @saagelius.bsky.social · 12h
Josh Homme?? What the fuck
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WaywardF0x @waywardf0x.bsky.social · 15h
Stolas already stated he thinks he doesn’t deserve happiness right now. He wants to be punished and hurt, even if its consenting. Bdsm can be an amazing and liberating thing, but if you week it out for the wrong reasons it could be harmful. Salem is right. Stolas may be consenting to everything
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The Bike Seat Inhaling Chazzy’s Sweaty Bootycheeks 🏍️🦈💦🍑 @lexipop398.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I forgot who said it, but Dirty Bird is incredibly Nine Inch Nails coded
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J @jesibeans.bsky.social · 19h
Probably elementary when I'd imitate animals or Pikachu. There's others I'm not comfortable disclosing.
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J @jesibeans.bsky.social · 19h
God i knew you two would come in clutch. Also I need a longer version of Dirty Bird
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J @jesibeans.bsky.social · 19h
Like I normally ignore fandom shit because I am employed with a house and pets but goddamn. Someone once said "you don't have to give a reaction/opinion to everything." Should apply to us all, even me.
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J @jesibeans.bsky.social · 19h
I cannot tell you how much of my 20s involved being with people both because I didn't want to be alone/liked the attention but felt I deserved getting hurt (usually emotionally) in some way because I deserved it/it's the best I'd get. I still have to fight those fucking thoughts.
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J @jesibeans.bsky.social · 19h
Me: listening to Dirty Bird for the nth time Dipshits out the woodwork: oh no I cannot support Stolas, he is awful for Blitz. You people have never engaged in sex/emotional intimacy as a form of self harm and it fucking shows, sit down.
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J @jesibeans.bsky.social · 20h
Listen. Ankle bones A lovingly rendered wrist. An expertly detailed collarbone. I go feral.
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🎃nick🦇 | Comms Open📝 @monroeknox.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
bluesky screenshot of the previous post with text erased so it now says "let's all suspend our disbelief and pretend"
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J @jesibeans.bsky.social · 20h
I feel extremely seen by this how dare you
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J @jesibeans.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Never have I seen her run like a bat out of hell, launch her whole body in the backseat and slam the car doors shut. When she explained, I absolutely cackled at her expense.
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J @jesibeans.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
So one summer, my mom and I were staying at my grandparents' timeshare (yes) with two of my friends over a weekend. My BFF was walking around the lake and proceeded to play with and chase some ducklings. ...they were not ducklings.
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J @jesibeans.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Zaunvi Caitvitwt: Spongebob Holding Box
Alt: Spongebob holding a box, looking around suspiciously.
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𝗠𝗶𝗲𝗹👑🐝💕⋆*。 @mimi-rosemiel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
#helluvaboss #Vassago Happy fluffy onigiriiiii🥹💖💕🦜🍙
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J @jesibeans.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
As a slutty bottom who identifies with this sequence so much: it hurts Being Known, swear to god
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J @jesibeans.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Also Dirty Bird not being a longer song is a crime against me, specifically (this is a joke, thanks Medrano).
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J @jesibeans.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
If Angel Dust is reminding me of my own beloved original character (similar background, including sex work), then Stolas is the show holding a mirror up to me and going "You know how this will play out for you."
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Peace
comic about a puppy scrolling on a phone and saying; "I don't like this ship/character/art/post/comment etc" and blocking + muting words before putting the phone down and enjoying nature
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J @jesibeans.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Love this bad terrible man so much
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D.D. @thedragonsden.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Oh hey look it’s #portfolio day! I’m a fantasy artist who also loves to dabble in the occasional bookish fan art. Would love to take on a character commission or two!
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 13/10/2026
To "revel in the death of those who truly deserve it...is normal, good, and aligned with our natural and national order," Anduril co-founder Palmer Luckey wrote on X.
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Pete Hegseth's firing squad livestream has fans in the defense industry
Co-founders of Palantir and defense tech firm Anduril are defending "public and brutal" executions.
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J @jesibeans.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
...oh my actual non-existent god, why is applying for assistance more extensive than being the fucking president.
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J @jesibeans.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Oh man I remember being scared of Greenspoint thanks to my anxious aunt (for what it's worth: she was in Sugarland). Always a bummer to hear about old malls getting demolished (still hurts going to Corpus and Sunrise isn't there anymore).
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.space · 12/10/2026
qp but change the lower back tattoo ✨ DOUCHED & ✨ ✨ DANGEROUS ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨✨✨ ✨✨✨
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J @jesibeans.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This whole quote thread game left me in stitches
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J @jesibeans.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Thank you i love it
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K. M. Claude @kmclaude.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
✝️💀 [digital test for ero-horror comic idea feat. a ....young fr. tiefer and his former victim fr. jehan]
watercolor style comic panel
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J @jesibeans.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Oh my love grows for him...
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張念 °˖✧ 🔞 ✧˖° Nen Chang @retromortis.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Bedazzled hedonists tonight. And a fancy Elric LOL Outré is extravagant, improper, exaggerated. I was thinking fancy, rich, out of touch vampires and stuff, so that’s where we’re headed Prelims attached. One slot available. Let’s go let’s go ❤️ twitch.tv/killernen
Slutty devinElricVespertine
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Camo Hellhound 🔞 @camohellhound.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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J @jesibeans.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Don't tempt fate like that (my mom developed cat allergies later in life but she wanted to keep our cats and just upped antihistamines instead.)
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J @jesibeans.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
No it does, it does.
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J @jesibeans.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Its so fun i love this
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J @jesibeans.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nevermind other shit that's like "can i do things and not be limited by my brain/body, this sucks."
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J @jesibeans.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
No it's perfectly reasonable to be upset at circumstances just...ripping your metaphorical wings off. Like you know I take heavy meds. It interferes with social aspects but it's either that or psychosis.
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J @jesibeans.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Also, hilariously innappropriate: the time I completed Mortal Kombat SNES on medium difficulty with Sonia. I was eight or thereabouts.
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J @jesibeans.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Mario is also one of those mainstays, namely World for SNES. I remember my mom staying up late and her situationship (not that I knew at the time) guiding her over the phone through the levels.
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J @jesibeans.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Lifelong Pokémon fan, started with Blue (favorite color at the time), made it official with Crystal. Tetris has always held a special place in my heart. Original NES. American McGee's Alice (original PC) was what made me love art direction/style. X-2, cheesecake.
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J @jesibeans.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I live for his ear and his blep
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J @jesibeans.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ngl I wanna hang with you on my baggy skeleton onesie and watch bad movies with yall
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J @jesibeans.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I cringed, only because I felt embarrassingly Seen by it (me too Stolas, ilu ♡♡♡♡) It is indeed so very 80s, I love it truly i do
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J @jesibeans.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Titi nooo
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
(Reading I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SCREAM) i'm going to do this on purpose
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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J @jesibeans.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Part of me wants to say no but then I do find it oddly serendipitous whenever I meet someone from Pittsburgh.
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xrafstar @porpentine.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Money for Girls: Amortized is now available. 💸 👠 🪙 🩸 horror / romance stickers / fashion / many endings
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vich @vichblen.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Money For Girls passed the steam trials and is gonna be officialy released on the 24th of august,,,! wishlist while you still can,,,
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J @jesibeans.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Honestly would work on me
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J @jesibeans.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I just imagine Pop Goes The Weasel playing
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