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Jerry Levine

@jerrylevine.com
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Really Awesome Lawyer. Head Law-Talkin' Guy and Chief Evangelist at a really neat technology company. Law, Tech, LegalTech, Privacy, Democracy, Opinions, Food, Miscellany. Cheerfully irreverent, usually hungry, but fundamentally kind. Ⓥ

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Jerry Levine @jerrylevine.com · 20/09/2026
@cheekface.bsky.social Racket, NYC, 19 September 2026
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Jerry Levine @jerrylevine.com · 31/08/2026
A colorful, hand-drawn street-art mural in Mexico City. Dense black-outlined cartoon creatures, faces, hearts, speech bubbles, and abstract shapes fill a rectangular wall, with loose strokes of yellow, pink, blue, green, and red woven between them. At the center, a large bright-red heart sits below a white banner reading “TODOVAESTARBIEN” (“Everything is going to be okay”). The artwork is signed “Yesterman ❤️ 26’” in the lower-left corner.
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Jerry Levine @jerrylevine.com · 04/08/2026
There's something about the tones. Anyway, I've been playing around with recreating that lately. (These are examples from Kyoto in 2001/2.)
A Kyoto police officer in uniform and white helmet stands beside a white Honda police motorcycle on a city street, with crowds, cars, and bare trees lining the road in the background.The vermilion gate of Yasaka Shrine in Kyoto, framed by tall green trees, with a white kei-van driving past on the street in the foreground and warm sun flare in the sky.
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Jerry Levine @jerrylevine.com · 28/07/2026
Sometimes, this is how I spend my day.
Closeup of cat
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Jerry Levine @jerrylevine.com · 23/06/2026
Me during regular sports: whatever, where's the food? Me during world cup:
Images of the futbol/soccer/football games in progress on ESPN, with 2 games at once going on.
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Jerry Levine @jerrylevine.com · 15/06/2026
New Jersey overperforming here, as usual!
bar chart showing illustrating the table in the post below. NJ is mentioned 8 times, followed by Florida (7), and then other states.
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Jerry Levine @jerrylevine.com · 09/06/2026
Me, to Nintendo: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
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Jerry Levine @jerrylevine.com · 08/05/2026
Here they are live, right now, at Mercury Lounge in NYC. 😀
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Jerry Levine @jerrylevine.com · 25/04/2026
Look at this LOAF


This is a gray and white cat in a "loaf" position.
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Jerry Levine @jerrylevine.com · 16/04/2026
And I hate to say it, but probably too vague (so the due process issue) from "Affects the Commonwealth's interests" (a very broad line). Probably something like this would survive, though?
Nothing in the laws of the Commonwealth shall be construed to bar prosecution under Virginia law for conduct that independently constitutes a criminal offense under the Code of Virginia, regardless of whether such conduct was the subject of federal prosecution, acquittal, conviction, or executive clemency. The Commonwealth's Attorney may initiate such prosecution where the conduct occurred in whole or in part within the Commonwealth, or caused direct harm to persons or property within the Commonwealth.
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Jerry Levine @jerrylevine.com · 17/02/2026
I like this image of a Fire Horse and now you have to see it too.
A dramatic digital illustration of a fiery horse galloping dynamically across a dark black background, its entire body composed of vivid orange and red flames with trails of fire, smoke, and sparks extending from the mane, tail, and legs, creating a sense of intense motion and energy. The horse is in mid-stride with one front leg extended forward and the other raised, reflected symmetrically in a subtle glossy surface below.
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Jerry Levine @jerrylevine.com · 10/02/2026
nearly there for that new pedestrian bridge from Jersey City to NYC
Picture from Jersey City of the Hudson River frozen over, NYC is nearly walking distance. SOURCE: https://www.reddit.com/r/jerseycity/comments/1r1awzi/getting_closer_to_that_pedestrian_bridge/
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Jerry Levine @jerrylevine.com · 10/02/2026
Congrats to @analiliafornj.bsky.social (BIG WINNER for @njwfp.bsky.social) and much respect to @tommalinowski.bsky.social (grace!) in NJ-11. The biggest loser? AIPAC, who torpedoed Malinowski for moderate Israel/Palestine views (their candidate, former Lt. Gov. Way, was a distant third place).
Unfortunately, the outcome of our race cannot be understood without also taking into account the massive flood of dark money that AIPAC spent on dishonest ads, which falsely accused me of supporting Trump’s immigration crackdown, during the last three weeks. I wanted so much to be able to tell you today that this effort, which was meant to intimidate Democrats across the country, failed in NJ-11.

But the huge difference between the early vote, which we were winning comfortably, and the Election Day vote, suggests that it had a major effect. I met several voters in the final days of the campaign who had seen the ads and asked me, sincerely: “Are you MAGA? Are you for ICE?”

I come away from this experience believing even more strongly that unlimited dark money poses a threat to our democracy — whether it’s being spent by AIPAC or by special interests like the cryptocurrency and artificial intelligence lobbies. These groups demand that members of Congress pledge 100% fealty to their unpopular positions or risk being destroyed by a massively funded deluge of personal attacks. Our Democratic Party must have the courage to stand up to these groups. We must remember that they need us — so that they can pretend to be bipartisan — much more than we need them. The American people will be with us if we do.
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Jerry Levine @jerrylevine.com · 09/02/2026
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Jerry Levine @jerrylevine.com · 07/02/2026
Okay, I have to say, I love my Samsung Family Hub fridge. It's actually perhaps the best fridge we've ever owned, and the display can be ignored. 90% of the time the display is just either other Samsung device status, since I love my smart home devices, and displaying art
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Jerry Levine @jerrylevine.com · 07/02/2026
Astronaut meme about it being greed, lust, and racism all along?"
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Jerry Levine @jerrylevine.com · 30/01/2026
Really excited to read through this. Takahashi has always been my favorite manga artist (and my favorite series has always been Ranma 1/2).
The photograph displays an art book titled The Art of Rumiko Takahashi COLORS 1978–2024 resting on a dark textured fabric surface adjacent to wooden flooring. The book cover features a holographic silver background with the artist’s name in large translucent letters across the top. Illustrated characters from Takahashi’s manga and anime works — including figures from Inuyasha, Ranma ½, and Urusei Yatsura — appear across the cover in various poses. The title text appears in bold black and red lettering in the center. A white paper band wraps around the lower portion of the book, displaying additional character artwork and the text: “Explore the iconic works of acclaimed manga artist Rumiko Takahashi!”
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Jerry Levine @jerrylevine.com · 27/01/2026
Extremely off topic, but I'm amused that Bluesky keeps telling me that your English posts are written in Japanese, and then asking me if I want to respond in Japanese.
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Jerry Levine @jerrylevine.com · 04/12/2025
This list of the results from Jersey City (and Hoboken) elections on Tuesday is awesome (from @katiebrennan.bsky.social). Mayor-Elect Solomon has a nearly completely aligned city council (or maybe completely aligned, with @eleanalittle.bsky.social and Gilmore already on-board).
Every single one of our endorsed candidates won. Progressive candidates swept Jersey City and Hoboken, beating machine-backed opponents across the board:

James Solomon for Mayor, Jersey City
Emily Jabbour for Mayor, Hoboken
Joel Brooks for City Council, Jersey City Ward B
Tom Zuppa for City Council, Jersey City Ward C
Jake Ephros for City Council, Jersey City Ward D
Rolando Lavarro for City Council, Jersey City At-Large
Mamta Singh for City Council, Jersey City At-Large
Michael Griffin for City Council, Jersey City At-Large
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Jerry Levine @jerrylevine.com · 01/12/2025
This is horrifying, right? Like, I'm not the only one who is sitting here thinking "WTF," right?
Picture of sad old man with headline: "Trump says he'll release MRI results and that he doesn't know what part of his body was scanned"
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Jerry Levine @jerrylevine.com · 18/11/2025
Good morning, from Kelly Kapowski the Dog.
A small, scruffy terrier-type dog wearing a blue and floral winter vest, sitting on a wooden floor with its tongue sticking out.
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Jerry Levine @jerrylevine.com · 17/11/2025
1 year stock price of Target down 41.84%
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Jerry Levine @jerrylevine.com · 16/11/2025
Obviously not scientific, but lol
An image of a quick poll titled "How do you think JD Vance would compare to Donald Trump as a president?". The poll results are displayed as: Better 16% (14,697 votes), Worse 31% (29,173 votes), and About the same 52% (47,692 votes). The poll dates are November 14, 2025, to November 17, 2025.
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Jerry Levine @jerrylevine.com · 03/11/2025
They're not going to leave this. I want more of this.
Brooklyn Bridge from DUMBO
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Jerry Levine @jerrylevine.com · 03/11/2025
Sherrill and Spanberger have been consistently over 50% in polls this past week. Yes On 50 has a big lead in California. Dems now lead in most polls on the economy and inflation, a seismic shift in our politics. Also, people hate him - since Friday, -26 CNN -18 CBS -15 Strength In Numbers
CNN Screaming Headline "Democrats are more enthusiastic about the midterms as Trump's approval hits a second-term low, CNN poll finds"
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Jerry Levine @jerrylevine.com · 01/11/2025
Eye wish y'all a good night, and be good to each other. Happy Halloween.
A person stands on a city sidewalk wearing a striking costume: their head is covered by a large, detailed, and realistic-looking papier-mâché eyeball mask with a blue iris and red veins, surrounded by red streamers. They are dressed in a velvet maroon jacket with ornate gold embroidery, a patterned vest, a white shirt, jeans, and black shoes. The background features a metal bench, a street with parked cars, and a red-brick building with several windows, along with autumn trees displaying yellow leaves.
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Jerry Levine @jerrylevine.com · 27/10/2025
I feel like you can use this all the time, @vituperativeerb.bsky.social
fill-in-the-blank version of useful post format from @vituperativeerb.bsky.social
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Jerry Levine @jerrylevine.com · 18/10/2025
Top sign: James Solomon for Jersey City Mayor
Bottom: Trump equals NPC energy
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Jerry Levine @jerrylevine.com · 10/10/2025
SpongeBob SquarePants meme featuring Squidward and a blue fish in what appears to be the Krusty Krab restaurant. In the first panel, the fish asks, "what virtue is your pursuit;" Squidward looks tired and unimpressed. In the second panel, the fish confidently answers, "Hope." In the third panel, Squidward, looking downcast, asks, "When your plans crumble and death awaits, what good is hope then?" The fish, resolute, responds in the fourth panel, "It is everything. The only loss is giving up, all else is a draw with life." In the fifth panel, Squidward questions, "And for those who have? Those who are lost and without a path back?" In the sixth panel, the fish reassures, "There is always a path back, if only you hope."
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Jerry Levine @jerrylevine.com · 09/10/2025
sample documents, this could be useful. And clearly (see picture) there is a difference between the template and the AI-created documents.
I've drafted Draft of Liability Waiver. This document was generated using AI and may not meet the same quality or reliability standards as our verified templates.
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Jerry Levine @jerrylevine.com · 24/09/2025
Fresh Mixed Blood Bouquet
Flowers with a sign that says fresh mixed blood bouquet
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Jerry Levine @jerrylevine.com · 16/09/2025
I am dead, I have burned over 165,000 calories walking to work this morning
Report from a Samsung Health that shows the poster burned over 165,000 calories in a 11 and 1/2 minute walking session
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Jerry Levine @jerrylevine.com · 15/09/2025
I think that we're in for a week of continuously stupider things happening. Anyway, here's a chonker of a cat:
Fat cat, gray and white, sitting on the top of a tower
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Jerry Levine @jerrylevine.com · 12/09/2025
Okay, Chicago, this fake moon at the Adler Planetarium is really cool
Moon (sample) at the Adler planetarium
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Jerry Levine @jerrylevine.com · 10/09/2025
A prospective convert asked Hillel to teach him the entire Torah while standing on to one foot. Hillel replied, "What is hateful to yourself, do not do to your fellow man. That is the whole of Torah and the remainder is but commentary. Go and study it." (Hillel: Shab. 31; emphasis added)

Zigong Fasked: "Is there a single word that can serve as a guide to conduct throughout one's life?" Confucius said: "Perhaps the word 'shu', 'reciprocity': Do not do to others what you would not want others to do to you'." (Analecds. 15.24; see also Analects. 12 and Zhongyong. 13.3; emphasis added)
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Jerry Levine @jerrylevine.com · 04/09/2025
We went on a long trip to visit family. We were gone for a few weeks. We came back to a cat that clearly did not do anything but eat and sleep. Look at this chonk, who is now on a diet.
Front view of cat, doesn't look overly fat...Rear view of cat. Large behind. Chonky gray cat.
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Jerry Levine @jerrylevine.com · 01/09/2025
Kate McKinnon as Hilary Clinton, with sign that says "he will kill us all"
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Jerry Levine @jerrylevine.com · 12/08/2025
Imagine the magic of James Solomon in Jersey City and @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social for NYC. It will be magic. Also, the PATH might finally work.
The New York Post just reported that James Solomon gained ten points in the polls in the last year to make the race with Jim McGreevey tied.
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Jerry Levine @jerrylevine.com · 09/08/2025
Here's a video of me singing to my cat. Please like and share, or else she's threatened to scratch and claw me.
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Jerry Levine @jerrylevine.com · 03/08/2025
When they said that NJ and NYC are not considered "subtropical" I wasn't sure, but... I just saw a coconut fall on the side of the street
A coconut, fallen on the side of the street, in Jersey City.
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Jerry Levine @jerrylevine.com · 31/07/2025
today had some strange news, but i'm really curious about this trade
Bluesky Trending, but it's weird and it says "Phillies Trade Kamala Harris"
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Jerry Levine @jerrylevine.com · 23/07/2025
Warning sign stating " warning, it has been zero days in the united states since the last constitutional crisis"
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Jerry Levine @jerrylevine.com · 20/07/2025
Yakineko S. Cat (the "S" stands for "S").
Tabby looking dumb
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Jerry Levine @jerrylevine.com · 18/07/2025
Yakineko S. Cat
Thin tabby staring at the camera
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Jerry Levine @jerrylevine.com · 14/07/2025
Getting ready for Weird Al @alyankovic.bsky.social at Bethel Woods!
Weird Al billboard
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Jerry Levine @jerrylevine.com · 14/07/2025
The Great Hunter (2025), starring Machu Pizza as the Cat.
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Jerry Levine @jerrylevine.com · 13/07/2025
Sen Saigon is damn delicious. (Vegan, Chinatown / LES) sensaigon.com
15 Bún nước tương $16.50 Tofu, vegan sausage & soy sauce
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Jerry Levine @jerrylevine.com · 02/07/2025
Windows pop-up window with the message: 'A lot of people on this website are incapable of reading comprehension. Before posting, is your statement: (a) Descriptive (just the facts) or (b) Normative (an opinion or recommendation)?' The pop-up includes two buttons labeled 'Descriptive' and 'Normative'. The classic Microsoft Office assistant Clippy is present in the pop-up, looking helpful and attentive.
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Jerry Levine @jerrylevine.com · 30/06/2025
this is some nasty, racist stuff.
@EndWokeness . 21h

Congressman Brandon Gill
@RepBrandonGill

Civilized people in America don't eat like this.

If you refuse to adopt Western customs, go back to the Third World.

End Wokeness
Zohran says his worldview is inspired by the 3rd world while eating rice with his
hands

ø ...
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Jerry Levine @jerrylevine.com · 29/06/2025
SECOND BILL OF RIGHTS

EVERY AMERICAN HAS THE RIGHT TO:

1. A JOB

2. AN ADEQUATE WAGE AND DECENT LIVING

3. A DECENT HOME

4. MEDICAL CARE

5. ECONOMIC PROTECTION DURING SICKNESS. ACCIDENT. OLD AGE OR UNEMPLOYMENT

6. A GOOD EDUCATION
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