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Jerp @jerpdoesgames.bsky.social · 10h
10 months later... eh. I guess.
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Jerp @jerpdoesgames.bsky.social · 21h
Hand-planing pallet wood continues to be good exercise, and it's the primary reason why I keep at it rather than just buying new wood. Though some of the wood is good, too - and I should be trying to avoid blowing a bunch of money on materials before I've got more #woodworking experience.
A bunch of roughly planed pallet wood on my workbench with a jack plane and candle (for waxing the bottom of the plane for smoother work).

Gonna evaluate what's good and properly dimension it later, just wanted to get the crap outer layer off.The remaining few pieces of pallet wood that I need to de-nail and otherwise clean up before use.
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Jerp @jerpdoesgames.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's been a month, spill it. What did you people do to the pickles?
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Jerp @jerpdoesgames.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Anyone else find prions scary as fuck?
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good morning
Kirby and Brian walking with the text
"It's fuck shit up o clock"
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Jerp @jerpdoesgames.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Already done a few streams of #FullQuiet after watching @shaxn.bsky.social play it earlier and I'm impressed w/how good the game is so far. Brutal oldschool metroidvania with a lot of interesting exploration and puzzle stuff and it trusts the player to figure it out.
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Jerp @jerpdoesgames.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In case anyone's concerned about the recent recall, don't forget that rich people are made of meat.
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Skele₊ ⭐⚪️💜⬛ @skelemann.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Dark Souls 2 Seamless Co-op mod by Yui is finally releasing... THIS TUESDAY!! (22nd of September) Please support Yui by going to her Patreon or Ko-fi www.patreon.com/yuiamoroll/p... ko-fi.com/yuiamoroll Also linked is a preview & installation guide by Amirah www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BYS...
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[Announcement] Dark Souls 2: Seamless Co-op - Release window | Yui
Hi everyone Apologies for the delay in update frequency I've been very busy since I got home last week, I tried to keep to the mid-September
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Megan Fox @glassbottommeg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The kids still know what bittorrent is right Ask your nerdy filmbuff friend if you can get a logon to their Jellyfin server
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Jerp @jerpdoesgames.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Buffing parrying in #EldenRing feels a whole lot like buffing Ryu to win back Daigo in #StreetFighter. You have my attention, Fromsoft...
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Goragle @goragle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
hmm
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Jerp @jerpdoesgames.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
~2 more weeks until my test results come back...
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Cannon / Joe @tehcannonfodder.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sometimes, playing with your wood in the confines of your own home is a healthy thing.
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Jerp @jerpdoesgames.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Also, apologies for the lack of streams lately. Been very moody and I've been retreating into the garage to meditate and pretend I'm good at woodworking. Some of it also happens to be good exercise, and it's probably a major contributor to my recent weight loss.
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Jerp @jerpdoesgames.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I have to admit that when I see people who already seem relatively functional and productive start looking into adhd treatment or sleep studies/cpap machines I'm like "...but those are my cheats..." Some day I'll get the other stuff figured out, I guess.
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george / king bore haha @kingborehaha.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
DS1 Friendly Reinforcement Mod - PUBLIC RELEASE This mod changes the reinforcement system to let you use titanite to reinforce many weapons, instead of having to dedicate all your titanite towards one weapon. Total titanite required for each level of reinforcement is the same as vanilla.
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Dark Souls 1 - Friendly Reinforcement mod | King Bore Haha aka Geeeeeorge
Overview This mod changes the reinforcement system to let you use titanite to reinforce as many weapons as you want, instead of having to de
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Jerp @jerpdoesgames.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Managed to lose a tad over 20lbs since May 9th. Really wishing fresh vegetables were safe. Could have comfortably lost a lot more.
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Withering Realms @moonlessformless.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Hello friends! I’m very excited to announce that WITHERING REALMS will enter Early Access on September 2nd. Wishlist on Steam today, and join Clover and her haunted doll as they explore the Occult Frontier when Early Access begins on September 2nd. store.steampowered.com/news/app/344...
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
*And if all else fails, extract some of the valuable pieces and sell them on the black market
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Picture of Brian with the text: 

Treat your body like a data center 
Piss off the local HOA 
Consume as much literature and water as possible 
Attract an array of bugs 
Trick fascists into psychosis
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Jerp @jerpdoesgames.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
What happened to pickles lately? Seems like everyone started selling slices and spears and no more wholes.
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george / king bore haha @kingborehaha.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
me when i smell a fresh pie on the windowsill
deviljho want that pie
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Megan Fox @glassbottommeg.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
AI could never create something with this aura
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Swords | The Webcomic @swordscomic.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
#InternationalWolfDay
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Jerp @jerpdoesgames.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I'm still pissed that ThinkGeek sent me a large cupcake fridge magnet instead of the novelty nacho cheese dispenser fridge magnet I ordered, and then when they shipped a replacement, it was another fucking cupcake magnet.
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wingedkitten @wingedkitten.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
What a horrid piece of shit, bragging about playing a game made by people she fired.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Brian looking at a Flock camera with the text "must hit the forbidden pinata"
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DJClicheDarkness @djclichedarkness.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Happy "Opt out of AI training on twitch and think about quitting twitch because of this" day to all those who celebrate. (btw everyone should opt out of this) #twitch #FuckAI
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Jerp @jerpdoesgames.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
AT&T goons need to stop knocking on doors until they can provide actual useful service.
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Jerp @jerpdoesgames.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Are fresh vegetables safe yet? Can people stop shitting in the produce already?
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Jerp @jerpdoesgames.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Skipped breakfast for the wrong doctor appointment and thus had to also skip lunch (for the actual appointment), while also having PT in the morning (which I confused with the other appointment) so I am fuckin dead.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Me sitting at the children's table during a family party "you don't know fucking shit about Quest 64" 




Sabin is one of the children
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Jerp @jerpdoesgames.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
PTO be like
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Jerp @jerpdoesgames.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I'm getting tired of getting deep into games whose communities are doing their best to turn people away.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Top of pasta and sauce instant stuff 
It has a picture of Aerith on it
And a knife through it
Like that one game
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Jerp @jerpdoesgames.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
They made the Colonia system in #EliteDangerous sound like some magical wonderland and I get there and it's Detroit. Shops are empty, cetacean hit squad greets you outside Jaques Station ready to ram you for insurance money, the one glimmer of hope dries up as you're barely getting settled in.
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george / king bore haha @kingborehaha.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
extremely good news for people who hate my reposts and also hate my posts but dont hate my.... uhhhhh
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Picture of Brian and friends and deviled eggs 
The text
"You can just make deviled eggs. There doesn't need to be a party"
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Eurogamer @eurogamer.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Indie game bundle saving buyers over $1,000 in support of laid off developers has raised over $100,000 in three days. bit.ly/4w0uow7
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Jerp @jerpdoesgames.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Got a random linkedin request at like 3:30am that appears to be hiring for a role, company, and salary (also remote) that has got me in an infinite loop of double-takes. Sure looks real but that would be way, way, way too good.
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Jerp @jerpdoesgames.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Are fresh vegetables vaguely safe again?
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Jerp @jerpdoesgames.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Made it 7,610 light years away from Sol in Elite Dangerous and now I'm wondering if I should just continue to Colonia. Pretty sure there's a permit needed somewhere that was blocking me from traveling much further, but if it's not an entire region, I can probably just head there.
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Jerp @jerpdoesgames.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
oh, huh. Did they undo the age verification BS?
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Nick Reineke @rockleesmiletv.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Hot take: even if your studio produces a couple of mediocre reviewed games, I think gleefully cheering for your dismantling is probably in poor taste.
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Pat Stares At FOREVER @patstaresat.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Firing the Id Technical team despite the fact that while under the Bethesda umbrella, to my knowledge, they never helped the Elder Scrolls teams make anything that ran well is just astonishing. Just throwing gold straight in the trash.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Bart Fatima, Yuna and Jack Frost in a car
"Get in loser, we're going to kill God"
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Jerp @jerpdoesgames.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Seeing a lot more redeems and overlays and minigames in streams lately and it's starting to feel like jingling keys.
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Jerp @jerpdoesgames.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Yeah my sleep schedule is incredibly fucked right now.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
It's a Clocktower screen with the text "I pay 1500 a month for this?"
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