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Jerkface (Jerktweets)

@jerkface.bsky.social
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Born of a lowly hat farmer, I wander the internet in search of my destiny.

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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
he's such a clown
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
whats that bum doing?
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
@marathonthegame.bungie.net Hey where did the Arata Vectus bundle go? Please keep bundles that debut in season up for the entire season, this bundle was up for like 5 days and I missed it. Now the skin itself doesnt even show up in the catalog. Why are only certain ones still available?
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Do NOT circle back on this take (tho it's not lack of judge that's killing these dumbasses)
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
My high school physics teacher was a very nice taiwanese woman who had no control over her class and routinely was brought to tears, she deserved better!!
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Circling back and checking in on this take
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
the mets have 2 players with even a 100 ops+ outside of soto in their regular lineup if Soto is hurt. The Yankees have Ben Rice and Bellinger and then some players who have provided decent support. I think this is a whack take.
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Opposing pitchers are just honoring Bushido and engaging in an honorable duel, their best fastball vs his best swing...
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
i hate my rep so fucking much ( MGP)
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
the baseball twitter sphere that hasnt moved to bluesky as well as all the random accounts that I enjoy which havent moved to bluesky i only use my feed and dont engage in the algorithm I have very specific things i want to see and i must see them
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
no, sorry bluesky doesnt have everything i need yet and not sure it ever will!!!
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Ok it might be time for me to finally get a Judge jersey
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
He had a high walk rate early in his minor league career but since getting to AA it has been on the high side of normal. Would have to understand if its just minor league hitters expanding more out of the zone or what, but he shouldn't have this many walks in the majors. He needs to hit the zone.
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
pls return to twitter the x app, we need you, its too stupid over there
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The biggest thing is that Sterling and Kay both get excited for the opposing team's big plays as they do for the Yankees. Sometimes to the bother of yankee fans! They may put more of a "oh no" spin on it, but they aren't sulking while calling an opposing HR for example.
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
imagine living in an area where wingstop is legitimately the best wing you can get... you'd be in my hell!!!
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I want Juan Soto to say out loud that he wishes he signed with the Yankees instead Do it, say the words
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Submissive and Readable :3
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
@riveraveblues.bsky.social I think you cursed the team with your note on their lack of HRs allowed!
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Hes a yankee killer, gonna kill us no matter what team hes on
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Fuck I really need a loan if only I was pre approved for a loan by the finance desk and someone would just reach out to let me know!! Fuck!!!
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
And why is his defense so bad?? Also weird our prospects follow volpe path Wells from all bat minors to all glove majors with bat upside -> bat stagnates into collapse -> defense collapsing as well Caballaro is not a prospect but he speedran this, now im worried Rice is getting better at 1st...
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
forbidden weekend tech
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
the robots should kiss
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
browt hello
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Ah fuck, Browt is my son
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
And more (because the art and character designs are just so fucking good and CLEAN) These are all designed to work on Kindle Paperwhite jailbroken with the custom screensaver functionality. They are already sized and greyscaled and should show up looking good!
Qifrey sitting with Brushbuddy outdoorsQiffrey and Coco in a snowy forest
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
And even more
Dramatic panel of Coco and Agott confronting the transformed Eunie Manga title page of Eunie with the scaled wolf and the text "So That I Could Change Myself"Utowin in a suit lookin dapperBrimmed hat witch
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Some more WHA kindle screensavers
Qifrey swishing his cloak dramaticallyIguin the brimmed hat witch Coco standing in her witch outfit with half the background inky blackness portending some doomOruggio snoozing, drooling on pillow, quill in hand, with Brushbuddy curled up by his other hand
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Witch Hat Atelier is one of my favorite mangas and I cannot wait for the adaptation. Gorgeous art, great characters, and a really interesting magic system and world. It has all the ingredients necessary to hit you like a brick wall. I created these kindle screensavers to use from the manga art!
Oruggio lookin HAWTQifrey with his tall hat sitting on an orbQifrey and Coco reading a bookRiche holding a sword and shield upon a snake emblem with the text "I live for my own sake"
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Watching a movie on Amazon Prime (Prisoner of War) and the subtitles are atrocious, they have completely missed multiple lines from Scott Adkins and you'd think the main character would be the most important person to get subtitles right for
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Uploading my masturbation habits to the Cloud™ and the AI bots immediately start viciously mocking my techniques and methods in encrypted binary before leaking my data to the human press
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
but not the cool guns like ones that talk or have exploding homing bullets or cool holographic sights
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
MLB needs to change the offseason if this is true (which I agree it likely is) its soooooooooooooooooooooo boring without rumors and with very little action!!!!
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Funnily enough, also Albuquerque by Weird Al
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
There is a scene in the new avatar that is basically every white person's wet dream where the ancestors literally invite them to the cook out and give them the Eywah pass. James Cameron is undefeated.
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I think the packages for either if traded would be a lot closer than you think and not clear cut this one is better, but I also don't think they will trade Skubal this offseason
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Peralta makes 8 million, skubal makes 20 million. That alone adds more teams into the mix which raises prices in a bidding war. They both pitched to a 2 era and high era+ last year. Skubal is better but that doesn't mean the trade package is by default better. Cheap cost controlled is a big plus
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Skubal has 1 year left before FA
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Looks like where some ominous shit would scroll at the beginning of an 80's sci fi movie 10 robotculants detected in New New York City Dispatching Coputrons...
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I need someone to generate Yoda doing the Voodoo Ranger good to drive I am tweet ASAP
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Yea he is not great defensively but you're signing Pete Alonso to mash and in the Mets specific scenario where you want to DH Soto why would Pete block that. If he is hitting enough you leave him at 1B and if he isn't hitting enough why move him to DH. I think its flawed reasoning.
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Alonso is already a 1st baseman, why can't he just play 1st base for 5 years?
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I love Old Fashioneds and a go to Bar sipper for me right now if a bar looks like they can make a good one is to get a Woodford Reserve Old Fashioned because I love the oaky vanilla notes on Woodford
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Ass?
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The Capybaron @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
<CEO@oil.com>: "we need to economy. talk to lisa yet? on a plane" <secgen@un.org> "saw the news story... on, cnn. glad for your thoughts... on war" <famousprofessor@law.harvard.edu> "my advise is to be STRONG , and too win--- at lawsuits" <jeevacation@gmail.com> "you arre all my friends"
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Twitter is always adding new dumb shit but because i only interact with my follower feed and have tons of shit blocked I dont ever see it, will continue to not see any "certified bangers"
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
This could be a good YouTube series for little Joel. Flop or slay...
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
the arcade game?
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
atleast the jays got something from this game (IKF was allowed to feel Ohtani's dick and balls)
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