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Jeremy J. Sharp

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Just another silly Canadian.

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Jeremy J. Sharp @jeremyjsharp.bsky.social · 1h
So, Thanksgiving: Mom stubbornly trying to do more than she currently should and thoroughly exhausting herself; Dad negging her, then chowing down and saying all of a dozen words through the meal; and me, doing all of the rest of the work (incl. all of the cleanup) without even a word of thanks. 🙄
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Jeremy J. Sharp @jeremyjsharp.bsky.social · 1h
Odd that so much of my YT recommendations now are of Andrew Garfield, who I do like quite a lot, but there's no reason YT should "think" this. But, damn, he's currently sporting a mane so glorious that even Aslan would admire it-- whilst moaning slightly about being middle-aged.
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Jeremy J. Sharp @jeremyjsharp.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The wisdom of American voters strikes again.
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Jeremy J. Sharp @jeremyjsharp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The secondary tragedy to the current massive tragedy in Erie is the instantaneous realization that absolutely nothing will be done to prevent further such tragedies.
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Jeremy J. Sharp @jeremyjsharp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
CUT TO: Every single Canadian looking directly into a camera incredulously.
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Jeremy J. Sharp @jeremyjsharp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Imagine if we could go back in time and ferociously bitchslap every one of those fatuous fuckwits who shrugged off "Russia, if you're listening" as some chuckleworthy quirk of personality.
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Jeremy J. Sharp @jeremyjsharp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Imagine if we could go back in time and ferociously bitchslap every one of those fatuous fuckwits who shrugged of "Russia, if you're listening" as some chuckleworthy quirk of personality.
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Jeremy J. Sharp @jeremyjsharp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ongoing American tantrum in three... two... one...
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Jeremy J. Sharp @jeremyjsharp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The levels of stupidity in American politics are off the f*cking charts.
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Jeremy J. Sharp @jeremyjsharp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It is a bit sad that with Eva Marie Saint's passing there are no real "famous people respond to recently-deceased person's passing" articles. Olivia de Havilland and Norman Lloyd didn't get them, either. A shame, really.
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Jeremy J. Sharp @jeremyjsharp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And don't call me Shirley.
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Jeremy J. Sharp @jeremyjsharp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I guess the news had to come sooner or later, but still sad: Eva Marie Saint was such an icon of the 50s and a better actress than she was usually credited for. An amazing life and a figure of great grace and style. RIP. www.theguardian.com/film/2026/oc...
theguardian.com
Eva Marie Saint, star of North by Northwest and On the Waterfront, dies aged 102
Landmark roles were in 50s classics directed by Elia Kazan and Alfred Hitchcock, before going on to play Superman’s adoptive mother in later life
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Jeremy J. Sharp @jeremyjsharp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When you're so deeply in the closet that even the closet forgets you're there...
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Jeremy J. Sharp @jeremyjsharp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No. Don't get me wrong: Chandler was fine, no complaints; no disrespect to him. But nowhere near the best superhero casting choices of all time, not even remotely close.
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Jeremy J. Sharp @jeremyjsharp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He absolutely will not be missed. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/05/o...
nytimes.com
Dennis Hastert, Powerful Politician Disgraced by Child Sexual Abuse, Dies (Gift Article)
The longest-serving Republican speaker of the House admitted in 2016 to abusing teenage boys decades earlier. He was 84.
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Jeremy J. Sharp @jeremyjsharp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Two questions: 1. Is there still anyone who gives a tinker's damn what Rahm Emanuel thinks? 2. Has anyone ever looked more like a beleaguered mafia consigliere going through the Richard Nixon sweats?
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Jeremy J. Sharp @jeremyjsharp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Overall, I'd say LANTERNS ended reasonably well, but the show definitely needs some tightening (the finale could've lost 10-15 minutes) and to stop relying so much on momentum-breaking flashbacks.
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Jeremy J. Sharp @jeremyjsharp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you thought Joss Whedon's JUSTICE LEAGUE was bad, wait 'til you see Cheetolini's "Super Intelligence Force."
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Jeremy J. Sharp @jeremyjsharp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nice Top 2% result on today's Cinematrix, with five 1% answers (three for the Fondas, two for the Hustons) and two 2%ers for Elia Kazan, but got lazy with the remaining two and did better with them than I should have (John Wick 3 & Streetcar). But it's rare I get to pull LOVESICK out for anything.
Listings ad for LOVESICK (1983) with Dudley Moore, Elizabeth McGovern, Selma Diamond, Wallace Shawn, Ron Silver, John Huston and Alec Guinness as an imaginary Sigmund Freud.
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Jeremy J. Sharp @jeremyjsharp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It'd be nice if I could put much stock in any of this NYT/Siena polling, but the sample sizes are just way too small (500-600ish) to warrant that. thehill.com/homenews/cam...
thehill.com
Democrats edge out, neck and neck with Republicans in 5 key Senate races: Polls
Senate Democratic candidates are edging out or polling neck and neck with their GOP counterparts in five competitive Senate races this cycle — the latest indicator that Republicans are facing a tou…
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Jeremy J. Sharp @jeremyjsharp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Such sad news about Sass Jordan. 63 is way too damned young. For non-Hosers, she really struck big here in the early 90s with part of a small wave of CanCon pop-rockers which included Tom Cochrane, Sue Medley, Mae Moore, even Barenaked Ladies. Seems like ages ago. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL7Z...
youtube.com
Sass Jordan - Make You a Believer (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by UnidiscMusic
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Jeremy J. Sharp @jeremyjsharp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In a way, it's so fitting that the expiring Warner Bros. will likely lose more just on promotion of DIGGER than the whole budget of COYOTE VS. ACME. And, Zaslav, yes: you deserve for that to be how you're remembered, with a cultural monument to your greasy fuckwittery.
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Jeremy J. Sharp @jeremyjsharp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You do have to find it funny that Bluesky has to tell us what its "trending" memes are. / but, to be fair, still rather here than any of the other joints
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Jeremy J. Sharp @jeremyjsharp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's pretty impressive what a good actor Johnny Flynn has become, esp. for someone who's principally a musician. He's been acting for quite a while now, but he's increasingly leaning towards a Nicolas Cage-y quality and he's just nailing it.
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Jeremy J. Sharp @jeremyjsharp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The worst kept secret in North America. www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/artic...
theglobeandmail.com
The elephant in the room
Alberta separatists have gone to D.C. offering fresh water and oil in exchange for American support – and Republican operatives have provided tactical assistance inside the province
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Jeremy J. Sharp @jeremyjsharp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So, wait, you want us to be nice to you, even though you're treating us like shit? We'll get right on that... globalnews.ca/news/1208422...
globalnews.ca
U.S. mayors ask Canadians to reconsider U.S. travel boycott - Winnipeg | Globalnews.ca
Some American mayors are trying to encourage Canadians to reconsider boycotting travel across the border.
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Jeremy J. Sharp @jeremyjsharp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
SLOW HORSES really is trying my patience. Its latest episode, a tedious exercise in nothing but prattle and wheel-spinning, wasn't worth the time wasted to watch it. Who looked at the script for this episode and thought, "Good, run with it"? Egad.
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Jeremy J. Sharp @jeremyjsharp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So, the hideously racist Looney Tunes characters who didn't make the cut for COYOTE VS. ACME... / the closet Hegsy is trapped in must be smaller than a thimble...
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Jeremy J. Sharp @jeremyjsharp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
May the Force be with anyone else but these fuckers.
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Jeremy J. Sharp @jeremyjsharp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well, f*ckface, your president interfered aggressively in our last election and, gee, I wonder how that turned out... BTW, you should be glad they're only lobbyists doing their damned jobs and not another bunch of drunken Fenians with matches and a bad disposition. www.ctvnews.ca/world/trumps...
ctvnews.ca
‘Get the hell out of U.S.,’ Trump adviser tells Canadian lobbyists ahead of midterms. Live updates here.
U.S. President Donald Trump has escalated the U.S. trade war with Canada after a ban on imports of certain Canadian goods took effect at midnight. Follow for live updates.
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Jeremy J. Sharp @jeremyjsharp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mad key words from the summary "could value" in "Anthropic... could value the company at more than $2 trillion." And I could value my life at $14.8 billion, but nobody, and certainly not insurer, would believe that was in any way accurate.
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Jeremy J. Sharp @jeremyjsharp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yes, Canadians are famous for saying "sorry" unnecessarily, but there's a snowball's chance in hell any one of us will ever be saying it to Captain Shitgibbon or any one of his syphilitic minions. Words he'll more likely hear will rhyme with ruck, cough and Potsie. www.ctvnews.ca/world/trumps...
ctvnews.ca
Trump says he expects Canada trade deal within weeks as import ban looms
With just hours to go before his import bans on certain Canadian goods take effect, U.S. President Donald Trump says he thinks he can make a trade deal with Canada in the coming weeks.
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Jeremy J. Sharp @jeremyjsharp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh, JHC, this is beyond horrific.
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Jeremy J. Sharp @jeremyjsharp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've heard of commitment to a role, but Johnny Flynn holding Toby Jones' feet and giving him a pedicure on MOBLAND is sooo far more than I'd *ever* be willing to do. It makes hanging off from a flying biplane preferable.
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Jeremy J. Sharp @jeremyjsharp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Okay, I accept that perhaps me finding Apple's DARK MATTER such a dull, dour slog says more about me than about the show. But there comes a point when well-rooted, thoughtful sci-fi can be indistinguishable from relentless portentous and paradoxical mumbo-jumbo.
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Jeremy J. Sharp @jeremyjsharp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Seems like someone needs a little vinegar and water.
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Jeremy J. Sharp @jeremyjsharp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's a shame more "press" interviews aren't like this, or even close to it. To be fair, Eisenberg is a more open, convivial and thoughtful subject than most, but this is an ACTUAL interview. And I think it becomes clear over it that Eisenberg thinks so, too. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dALY...
youtube.com
How community theatre saved Jesse Eisenberg's life
YouTube video by Q with Tom Power
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Jeremy J. Sharp @jeremyjsharp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So sad this only finally being released two years after Martin Mull's passing, and six years after Fred Willard's, which tells you how long this must've been stuck in cinematic limbo. Such a shame, but good to see it's coming out, albeit far too late. *sigh* www.youtube.com/watch?v=rb36...
youtube.com
Who Is Martin Mull? | Official Trailer | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix
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Jeremy J. Sharp @jeremyjsharp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I will never understand the ranking/listing impulse, because it's inevitably exclusionary and affected so much by lapses in memory, experience and so forth. Every single list like this is just bullshit in the end-- and those who make them know it. It's a rotten premise from the start.
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Jeremy J. Sharp @jeremyjsharp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Finally watched Netflix's BLACK DOVES, which was a real grind to get through, six episodes which were at least two episodes too many. So much wretched flashback storytelling, so much repetition, so much laying it on with a trowel, esp. in that dreadful, mawkish Lifetime-Christmas finale. Ugh.
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Jeremy J. Sharp @jeremyjsharp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Please, please stop me... I don't know what I might do and I just can't control myself... But don't stop me, either, or I'll go into all-out berserker mode..."
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Jeremy J. Sharp @jeremyjsharp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Even in 2026, American politicians seem like they're auditioning for The Jerry Springer Show. It's like a contest to show how aggressively, obnoxiously stupid and awful they can be.
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Jeremy J. Sharp @jeremyjsharp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Every time I think we have bad political leaders in Canada (and, boy, do we have some...), it takes about five seconds for some story out of the US to come along and remind me that most ours just aren't THAT bad. The unabashed, prideful stupidity in American politics truly is unparalleled.
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Jeremy J. Sharp @jeremyjsharp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
To qutoe Deadpool, "Get my country's name out of your f*cking mouth..."
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Jeremy J. Sharp @jeremyjsharp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So that's where her concerns really were.
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Jeremy J. Sharp @jeremyjsharp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The UK, like the US, somehow imagines the damage it did will be wiped away once it "regrets" its previous behaviour (but actually only regrets the consequences of it). The EU, like Canada now, has damned bloody good reasons to say, "No, you chose this. Deal with it."
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Jeremy J. Sharp @jeremyjsharp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Meanwhile, the latest LANTERNS episode's main task was to say the name "Noah" as many times as possible (hmmm, rhymes with "Oa"). Gee, I wonder why... Clunky, clunky stuff, and reminiscent of the worst of the molasses-thick "aw, poor Peter" stuff from the Raimi Spider-Man movies.
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Jeremy J. Sharp @jeremyjsharp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So, LIONESS S3 finished with a plodding, dull, overlong and ultimately pointless finale which effectively said, like an old-time bandleader, "Okay, folks, once more from the top!" Ugh.
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Jeremy J. Sharp @jeremyjsharp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yes, you have; yes, you have; and yes, you have. You do so endlessly, relentlessly, entirely undeservedly, you greasy. graceless, caterwauling chimera of all that's wrong with America. No one, literally no one, has ever wailed more about being a victim than you-- and you're just gonna get worse.
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Jeremy J. Sharp @jeremyjsharp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Even if that 29% number floating about is accurate (though it almost certainly isn't), it's still shocking and even more appalling that number's still so high. It's a sharp reminder how intransigent so many people are.
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