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Jere Eagle

@jere-eagle.bsky.social
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Sarcastic goofball drummer for Combo Combo, the Steve Walther Orchestra, Shepards, Panther Cave, & Jonah + the Boners. Be kind but take no guff.

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Jere Eagle @jere-eagle.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The dude who’s really grooving on Phillip Bailey and Phil Collins’s Easy Lover at the AAA office in Post Office Square is my spirit guide.
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Jere Eagle @jere-eagle.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I put the “grin” in chagrin/ I put the “laughter” in slaughter
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Jere Eagle @jere-eagle.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Best t-shirt seen so far at this year’s Newport Folk Fest: Guy in a black tee emblazoned with the Punisher logo…in PFlag. Which side are they trying to spleen?
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Jere Eagle @jere-eagle.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Drunk as a tick/Fat as a skunk
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Jere Eagle @jere-eagle.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Seriously want to start an Italo disco cover band called More Adore.
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Jere Eagle @jere-eagle.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Whoopsies…just flew to O’Hare without my phone in airplane mode. It’s a scam to make us turn that on during a flight. Wake up, sheeple!
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Jere Eagle @jere-eagle.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Tracking drums-n-bass along with scratch vocals and guitar for Shepards at Wavelengths Pro Audio in Plastic City. BOTLO for a couple new singles in the next couple of months…
Overhead photo of a 13”/16”/18”/24” Canopus RFM drumkit in natural maple stain stain with 14” Canopus Type-R Bullet snare drum; the cymbals are Zildjian K Custom Dark: 14” hi-hihat, 17” crash, 16” crash, and 21” Dark Complex ride.Right-side photo of a 13”/16”/18”/24” Canopus RFM drumkit in natural maple stain stain with 14” Canopus Type-R Bullet snare drum; the cymbals are Zildjian K Custom Dark: 14” hi-hihat, 17” crash, 16” crash, and 21” Dark Complex ride.Head-on photo of a 13”/16”/18”/24” Canopus RFM drumkit in natural maple stain stain with 14” Canopus Type-R Bullet snare drum; the cymbals are Zildjian K Custom Dark: 14” hi-hihat, 17” crash, 16” crash, and 21” Dark Complex ride.Left-side photo of a 13”/16”/18”/24” Canopus RFM drumkit in natural maple stain stain with 14” Canopus Type-R Bullet snare drum; the cymbals are Zildjian K Custom Dark: 14” hi-hihat, 17” crash, 16” crash, and 21” Dark Complex ride.
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Jere Eagle @jere-eagle.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Really want to invest in bulk orders of Aztec d34th whistles…for…reasons 😉 No 😴💤🛌 4 🧊
An example of an Aztec death whistle, it is a skull with a elongated mouthpiece to blow through.
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Jere Eagle @jere-eagle.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Cacio e pepe: for when you want the comfort food from the kids menu but still want to dine like an adult.
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Jere Eagle @jere-eagle.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Do you think Christopher Walken loathes it when people are singing “Walking in L.A.” by Missing Persons when they meet him anywhere, but most especially in Hollywood?
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Jere Eagle @jere-eagle.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
“I did not have sexual relations with that Oompa Loompa.” - Bill Clinton
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Jere Eagle @jere-eagle.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Things to never say to anyone who a musician (or any artistic creative), especially those who aren’t professional or who are just just beginning their journey & are figuring out that that’s what they want to be: don’t say they need to follow an academic path because music doesn’t pay the bills.
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Jere Eagle @jere-eagle.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
As a Polar person (Wisstahh County represent!) I’m sad to report that the Brown Sugar Clementine Winter Edition Seltzer is azz!
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Jere Eagle @jere-eagle.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
This office has a strict No Jam Band policy and I’m here for it!
It’s a silver and black stapler that has a sticker on it that says “Jam Free Guaranteed!” on it.
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Jere Eagle @jere-eagle.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
My semi-intermittent cooking pro-tip: Caramelizing onions is generally ALWAYS longer than the recipe you’re reading says. It’s *at least* 45 minutes for perfection.
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Jere Eagle @jere-eagle.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
And this past Saturday was the debut performance of latest iteration of one my bands with our new singer/guitarist Greg. Played in Fitchburg which is one of the three sizable towns next to the one I grew up in. My nephew came to see us and had some nice things to say about us. Love this kid!
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Jere Eagle @jere-eagle.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Oh snap! I forgot to update with some great news about the squirrel pip I saved! So the first couple of screenshots are from the day after. The second two are from tonight. I’m so happy the little guy is thriving and is a helper!
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Jere Eagle @jere-eagle.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
It’s not about the Orange Shitgibbon and his lackeys doing everything they can to destroy democracy and refashion America into a christo-fascist/tech broligarchy state. It’s what the GOPOS has wanted to do for decades and I wish everyone would realize that, point that out, and fight them for reals!
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Jere Eagle @jere-eagle.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Yesterday I hopefully saved a little friend I met while I was on my walk with our pups. I had left the little guy alone for a momma to retrieve him to no avail. Took him in, kept him safe in a box, and brought him to a rehabber in Arlington last night. Hope to have an update soon!
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Jere Eagle @jere-eagle.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Hiked as far as I could on a late afternoon Crane Beach pass to both be as far away as possible from the crowds & also have time to lay out on a towel & take a couple quick, invigorating cold dips. It was an almost perfect day (Stacy would have made it so). Much needed break from news/web/soc media.
A panoramic photo of the remote part of Crane Beach I was at. The sky is clear with barely some wispy clouds, Sun is shining in the upper left corner.Panoramic photo of the point on Crane beach where there’s a huge sandbar that juts out into the water for a long way. This is at the end of the day when the ATV-ridingTrustees ranger was going along the beach letting beachgoers know that it was time to wrap things up. The ATV is towards the left, the Sun is center left, and the spit of sandbar is to the right. The tiny figures are people al far away.The setting Sun as I’m getting close to the beach entrance I came in on. It’s a golden light, the Sun is reflecting across the water, people are making their way along the beach in the background, there are a few seagulls in the foreground.Little wider shot of the setting Sun over Crane Estate. The wooded hill of the property runs from the left towards the middle of the photo, the waves are small and the angle of the photo has the water on a diagonal from the lower right up towards the middle left. There are some small figures of people on the left-most part of the middle of the photo. The skies are dusky faint blues, yellows, oranges, and a wispy streak of clouds is at the top of the photo.
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Jere Eagle @jere-eagle.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Dersh knows because he’s in those files:
Screen grab of a tweet containing a video of attorney Alan Dershowitz. The contents of the tweet briefly summarizes and analyzes what Dershowitz contends in the video what the Orange Shitgibbon is doing and what needs to happen to bring him to justice on ALL the clients (GOPOS, DINO, broligarch, royalty, etc): 

Alan Dershowitz detonated a legal hand-grenade on live
TV:
"I know for a fact Epstein documents are being suppressed to protect individuals. I know the names, I know who's suppressing them, but a judge's order silences me. Hand to God."
Translation:
- There is a client list.
- Judges are sealing it.
- The names are powerful enough to bend the U.S. justice system into a vault.
If the courts won't break confidentiality for the public interest, Congress must subpoena the files, put them in the record, and let the sunlight do its job.
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Jere Eagle @jere-eagle.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Mark of the boring snob: Bob’s Red Mill oatmeal > Quaker Oats
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Jere Eagle @jere-eagle.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
What’s up party people, it’s fucking radler season!
A can of Stiegl grapefruit radler.
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Jere Eagle @jere-eagle.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Hear me out now: A fleet of these babies flooding the streets of DC during the Orange Shitgibbon’s birthday f45hy parade on June 14th. ¿Está listo?
A red taco truck.
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Jere Eagle @jere-eagle.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Holy crap, two months later we’ve got a new kitchen!
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Jere Eagle @jere-eagle.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Every day, I wake up hoping to read the one obituary. Every night, I go to bed dreaming of that one obituary. Waiting for the new discotheque to open above that grave.
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Jere Eagle @jere-eagle.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Crease/The Owl in Daylight
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Jere Eagle @jere-eagle.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Easter + 4/20 = Jesus did the wake ‘n’ bake
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Jere Eagle @jere-eagle.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I think I have the dibeetus because of how saccharine an earworm the jingle is for those Jardiance commercials.
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Jere Eagle @jere-eagle.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Straits of Singapore/Runway of Logan
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Jere Eagle @jere-eagle.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Maybe I’m paranoid but the same small plane that’s been circling at least five or six times in the South Medford/Somerville/Cambridge area the last couple hours. Def deliberate circle, poss getting directed away from Logan? Used to commercial jets taking off from the north runway in bad weather.
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Jere Eagle @jere-eagle.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Not often that I break two sticks at the same time during a practice session on a quieted Gigantor…
Two pairs of drumsticks, size 2BN nylon ripped, snapped in half, each laying on a snare drum.
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Jere Eagle @jere-eagle.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
After the debacle today, dogs (and animals in general) > humans.
Black and white photo of one of our border terrier pups name Talisker snoozing away in a comfy chair, completely unaware that the Orange Shitgibbon and VD Couchfucker threw Zelenskyy under the bus.
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Jere Eagle @jere-eagle.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
It’s pretty bananas!
Screenshot from r/Medford showing a Google Maps image the massive intersection of routes 16 and 28. This intersection has a lot of turning lanes that crisscross each other. Some joke labeled on Google Maps as Medford Supercollider. They aren’t wrong!
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 26/02/2025
this is the face of a man who is about to end the bird flu epidemic by eating every infected bird
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Jere Eagle @jere-eagle.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Drummer kink:
A drum throne with a product called a Butt Thumper attached to the underside of the seat. A Butt Thumper is used in conjunction with the kick drum trigger and metronome to help a drummer keep time. It is an unfortunately named product that lends itself to juvenile jokes like the use of it as a sec toy.
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Jere Eagle @jere-eagle.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
We’re watching Surface (fair to middling show on Apple TV) but the soundtrack has been surprising. Episode five has That’s When I Reach for My Revolver by Mission of Burma in the bar scene where Sophie is having hallucinations about some girl who she had an incident with. Kinda neat!
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Jere Eagle @jere-eagle.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Sunday snoozer…
A medium-small brown border terrier mix soundly sleeping on a comfy dog bed.
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Jere Eagle @jere-eagle.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Been drumming for about 45 years now and still the most stupid simple yet hardest thing to play? Going through the exercises in Stick Control at fast speeds either leading with my weaker hand or switching up the sticking pattern with multiple bounces from the weaker hand. My left hand of crapness!
The cover of George Lawrence Stone’s book Stick Control for the Snare Drummer. There is a drawing of a colonial drummer standing ready to play.The first twenty-four exercises, single beat combinations with alternating, doubling, tripling, and quadrupling sticking patterns.First twenty-four exercises of short roll combinations (double beat rolls).Twenty-four flam-beat exercises.
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Jere Eagle @jere-eagle.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
“When I come home so cold at night You'll have the fireplace burning bright Thoughts of how it's going to be And how I'll spend those cold, cold nights warm by you” For You-Big Star
Our black and white terrier mix dog named Skye is lying in front of our fireplace, relaxing alongside two of her binky-beds on one of her toys.
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Jere Eagle @jere-eagle.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Back in the day, never really watched Parks and Recreation but enjoyed what I did catch. We’ve decided to check it out and I’m just now realizing that I was so thick to have never noticed that Leslie’s name is “nope”.
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Jere Eagle @jere-eagle.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I was today’s years old when I learned about Joni Mitchell doing blackface…all the justifications from her, her fans, and her biographers…the weird and yuck caucasity of it all.
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Jere Eagle @jere-eagle.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Wonder how those tariffs will affect the prices for all those MAGAt hats and all the other cult vestiments…
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Jere Eagle @jere-eagle.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Remember that one kid who was tracking Elmo Muck’s private jet? I wonder whatever happened to him. I think we have some work for him.
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Jere Eagle @jere-eagle.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Mundane confessions: For a brief time as a kid I used to collect marbles as a hobby. Don’t even remember when I lost the wooden box I kept them in but I kinda miss them, the array of colors and the trickling sound they made as I would stir them around. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marble_...
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Marble (toy) - Wikipedia
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Jere Eagle @jere-eagle.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Stacy is out shopping & had some questions about what sort of orange juice* I prefer: *I thought me referencing Edwyn Collins would have been a little too on the nose, plus they’re not quite Britpop:
Screenshot of text message, which reads as a follow:

Stacy: At store, need anything?
Stacy: OJ?

Me: Yes OJ

Stacy: Pulp?

Me: No, I’m more of a Suede fan but Pulp is decent

Me: As long as you don’t get Oasis, that’s cool, Elastica’s ok but they don’t have a really long shelf life

Me: Manic Street Preachers is a little over the top for me with the sweetness, Lush used to be a little dreary but their Lovelife line is actually really balanced between the tart and the sweet
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Jere Eagle @jere-eagle.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I swear, I can only put up with so much lazy insolence from this pup when it comes to trying to climb into bed…
A deeply snoozing black and white Scottish border terrier named Skye clutching their blanket while stretched on a red duvet.
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Jere Eagle @jere-eagle.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Firing up some grilled reubens while the borscht rests as the vinegar, sugar, and shaved garlic infuse the soup. And here’s the final product! Stacy pronounced the borscht to be a winner!
In the foreground is a pot full of borscht which is resting while the vinegar, sugar, and shaved garlic infuse the soup. On the last side two reuben sandwiches are being grilled.From left to right: a grilled reuban, a can of Athletic N/A IPA, and a bowl of borscht. In the background you can see my wife preparing to tuck into dinner.
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Jere Eagle @jere-eagle.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Oof! I’m gonna need a bigger pot for this Ukrainian borscht!
A soup pot is filled to almost the brim for a Ukrainian borscht. The soup is all red and orange and smells as good as it looks!
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Jere Eagle @jere-eagle.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
First snowfall of the season from my office window…
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