jeran @jeran.bsky.social · 02/08/20265:16 chip. not even top 20%. these dudes are fast. sub 5 next year. 000
jeran @jeran.bsky.social · 19/05/2026should i go to google io tomorrow? or should i hang out with this stray i found at my airbnb? 000
jeran @jeran.bsky.social · 08/02/2026waiter: so you got any plans for the super bowl this weekend? clark kent: [laughs nervously] the super bowl? just the regular bowl for me waiter: alri- clark kent: [loudly] a regular bowl for a regular man 010
jeran @jeran.bsky.social · 07/02/2026when I take a video with my iPhone, it will save it as .MOV when I trim it, it will save it as .mov pathetic 010
jeran @jeran.bsky.social · 14/11/2025this actually goes so hard. i guess google read my email and just populated this live notification. complete with gate change, departure updates, and a countdown? crazy that apple wallet never did this. 010
jeran @jeran.bsky.social · 27/10/2025idk how to explain it, but ASAP is actually a higher priority than, “as soon as possible”. 020
jeran @jeran.bsky.social · 02/08/2025tell us more! they just manage a slice of the state? parent merges it into their state? can they depend on sibling state or parent state? do you reuse subpresenters with different parents? 110
jeran @jeran.bsky.social · 02/08/2025it’s a guitar and cigarettes kinda night, sorry mom (she hates guitar) 000
jeran @jeran.bsky.social · 09/07/2025you can just try to highlight the beauty of things you like and not try to vampirically extract value at every step 010
jeran @jeran.bsky.social · 09/07/2025reading piranesi: haha, he’s just like me reading a bit more: oh, um... oh 010
jeran @jeran.bsky.social · 15/06/2025this made me unreasonably happy. stickers and challenges next. 020
jeran @jeran.bsky.social · 13/06/2025doordash lets you toggle them separately. so i have delivery updates enabled and marketing disabled but it shows me this bottom sheet every time i open the app to try to trick me into turning them all on 130
jeran @jeran.bsky.social · 13/06/2025used to have the same lens, was definitely my go to! made the mistake of switching to sony and the colors were never right. 100
jeran @jeran.bsky.social · 12/06/2025just tried to read the cloudflare postmortem from the last outage. turns out the blog post is hosted on cloudflare. 021
jeran @jeran.bsky.social · 07/06/2025posting this every time someone says they’ll fix it in the next pr 010
jeran @jeran.bsky.social · 07/06/2025dunno where to report this, but there’s a bug on iOS where sometimes it doesn’t save a win. here you can see i’m on anti 9 on gold stake, but it doesn’t show as completed 😔. (stats also doesn’t show the completion). has happened to me maybe 10 times. 040
jeran @jeran.bsky.social · 03/06/2025tbh. use a little ai and predict the top list. like, you can’t figure out that this bar in ny should go in the NY bar list? 010
jeran @jeran.bsky.social · 31/05/2025I never write any tests github.com/jerangithub.comjeran - Overviewandroid | formerly @lyft | formerly @snapchat | formerly @vsco | formerly @facebook | formerly @google - jeran 000
jeran @jeran.bsky.social · 09/05/2025at long last we have created the torment nexus from classic sci fi novel Don’t Create the Torment Nexus 110
jeran @jeran.bsky.social · 09/05/2025omg i haven’t tried one. i feel like i would go fetal in the back cause there’s no one to judge me 000
jeran @jeran.bsky.social · 09/05/2025remember when we had to sit in the front of Lyfts? those were the worst years of my life 010
jeran @jeran.bsky.social · 07/05/2025it’s such a good concept for a game. like real agario v2 vibes. but then you watch how everyone is playing and you weep 010