jeran @jeran.bsky.social · 02/08/20265:16 chip. not even top 20%. these dudes are fast. sub 5 next year. 000
jeran @jeran.bsky.social · 19/05/2026should i go to google io tomorrow? or should i hang out with this stray i found at my airbnb? 000
jeran @jeran.bsky.social · 08/02/2026waiter: so you got any plans for the super bowl this weekend? clark kent: [laughs nervously] the super bowl? just the regular bowl for me waiter: alri- clark kent: [loudly] a regular bowl for a regular man 010
jeran @jeran.bsky.social · 07/02/2026when I take a video with my iPhone, it will save it as .MOV when I trim it, it will save it as .mov pathetic 010
jeran @jeran.bsky.social · 14/11/2025this actually goes so hard. i guess google read my email and just populated this live notification. complete with gate change, departure updates, and a countdown? crazy that apple wallet never did this. 010
jeran @jeran.bsky.social · 27/10/2025idk how to explain it, but ASAP is actually a higher priority than, “as soon as possible”. 020
jeran @jeran.bsky.social · 02/08/2025it’s a guitar and cigarettes kinda night, sorry mom (she hates guitar) 000
jeran @jeran.bsky.social · 09/07/2025you can just try to highlight the beauty of things you like and not try to vampirically extract value at every step 010
jeran @jeran.bsky.social · 09/07/2025reading piranesi: haha, he’s just like me reading a bit more: oh, um... oh 010
jeran @jeran.bsky.social · 15/06/2025this made me unreasonably happy. stickers and challenges next. 020
jeran @jeran.bsky.social · 12/06/2025just tried to read the cloudflare postmortem from the last outage. turns out the blog post is hosted on cloudflare. 021
jeran @jeran.bsky.social · 07/06/2025posting this every time someone says they’ll fix it in the next pr 010
jeran @jeran.bsky.social · 09/05/2025remember when we had to sit in the front of Lyfts? those were the worst years of my life 010
jeran @jeran.bsky.social · 08/04/2025these days text recognition is so good you can code on pencil and paper 000
jeran @jeran.bsky.social · 03/04/2025code review bots are fine, but we need a bike shedding bot that just comments a 🚲 emoji when we’re wasting our time. 110
jeran @jeran.bsky.social · 01/04/2025i kind of think extension functions on nullable types is an anti pattern does that mean i’m not fun anymore? 320
jeran @jeran.bsky.social · 12/03/2025printing out your pr and marking it up like a fifth grade teacher 040
Reposted by jeranFabien Sanglard @fabinou.bsky.social · 04/03/2025I wrote an article to explain why FastDoom is fast: fabiensanglard.net/fastdoom/ind....fabiensanglard.netWhy fastDOOM is fast 716935
Reposted by jeranactioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 13/02/2025looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount. 201351266141
jeran @jeran.bsky.social · 11/01/2025really had my money on “Android Studio Leviathan”. but maybe i’m not understanding the theme right 010
jeran @jeran.bsky.social · 03/01/2025i don’t write tests, but this seems like a pretty good discussion for those who do 010
jeran @jeran.bsky.social · 24/12/2024do the germans have a word for opening shazam when there’s 3 seconds left to the song 010
