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@jenuinepanic.bsky.social
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Baby trail runner. Gym hamster. Word-en of the East. Once made a game about puns.

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Jen @jenuinepanic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm 90% sure parrying in Expedition 33 got easier with the billion updates since I last played it. But I'm holding onto the 10% that says I magically got better at it with
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Jen @jenuinepanic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yes I did wake up after 5 hours sleep and start writing a lit rpg after chatting about them last night. I'm not proud to fall into yet another project when I really need to focus, but I did use the phrase "deus ex-position" so at least I'm proud of one thing today.
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Jen @jenuinepanic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The biography I'm reading is amazing, it's given me new insights on so many things. First and foremost that maybe men shouldn't be allowed to write biographies about women considered sex symbols.
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Jen @jenuinepanic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
After spending yesterday doing everything other than writing, I've written nearly 4000 words this morning. Sure I haven't done anything else I'm supposed to do today- but hey, word count progress baby!
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Jen @jenuinepanic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Gotta love eco-friendly initiatives; after crunching the numbers, if I get my house wrapped, it'll take ~40 years to earn the cost back in savings. In 31 years I can apply for free home insulation upgrades for the elderly.
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Jen @jenuinepanic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Autobiographies are the true medium of unreliable narrators.
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Jen @jenuinepanic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Be careful when you look up things from the 50's, you never know what you'll learn;
A screenshot of a dictionary page for the word donnybrook. A noun meansing an inordinately wild fight or contentious dispute; brawl; free-for-all
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Jen @jenuinepanic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm proud to say that after a week of self imposed psychological torture I've sent a reply to my accountant. This follows eight months of self imposed psychological torment over how I need to file taxes but- not doing that. So my turnaround is improving.
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Jen @jenuinepanic.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If you see someone sleeping in the corner of an art exhibition opening today it might be me. Don't say hi, I'll be asleep.
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Jen @jenuinepanic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'd say the speed my body went from yay exercise to complete shut down needs to be studied, but it has in fact already been studied, so now I have scientific papers to read 🫠
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Jen @jenuinepanic.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
While I want to clean up my gDrive I'm torn: What if I get murdered and a hot shot genius detective is on the case? He'll need the files to distinguish my character and find some killer foreshadowing. The document with the words "Agatha Christie". The spreadsheet containing only the number 175.
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Jen @jenuinepanic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ok folks, time to celebrate! I fully finished and submitted a short story to a competition. It's the first short story I've written in years let alone edited, reviewed, finished and submitted. Massive success 💃
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Hugo Gordon @hugogordon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Women weren't allowed to box in Ireland when Katie Taylor was born. 80,000 in Croke Park tonight to watch her finish her career. An inspiration and a hero.
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Jen @jenuinepanic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Typical Dublin, loads of people standing around watching a fight and no one helping
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Jen @jenuinepanic.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"Well I'm already wearing shoes so I don't have to pack those. What else?" ... good god I hope this isn't foreshadowing.
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Jen @jenuinepanic.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I can't express the level of hatred I have for the term friendslop. It's the epitome of the basement dweller gamer bro bullshit. Fuck right off.
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Jen @jenuinepanic.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Can anyone with access to a games Steam page vouch for the accuracy of VG Insights?
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Jen @jenuinepanic.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
An unexpected revelation after cutting down on drink is that my body can process alcohol pretty well. Turns out I can experience 90% of what I thought of as a hangover just by being sleep deprived.
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Jen @jenuinepanic.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Honestly a diamond is a brilliant comparison for an NFT. It's a shiny rock that a bunch of people who owned shiny rocks spent millions to convince you was important and therefore worth lots of money. NFTs just failed their marketing campaign. And they're not shiny.
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Jen @jenuinepanic.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'm not usually a fan of living in hearing range of an occasional concert venue, but this evenings Prodigy concert is pretty fantastic even from where I am.
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Jen @jenuinepanic.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I regret to inform you that if you prep and plot using record cards but plan to write on a computer, there is a mandatory "move all this crap to the computer stage" and you'll feel like your brain is melting out of your ears with boredom.
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Jen @jenuinepanic.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It is a truth universally acknowledged that ones willingness to blare music in a residential neighbourhood often stands in inverse proportion to ones taste.
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Jen @jenuinepanic.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Necklace shopping online is such a mixed bag, on one hand there's shiny stones I'm supposed to believe are worth hundreds of euro, and on the other there's the FFVIII Greiver pendant for 40 quid.
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Jen @jenuinepanic.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
My schedule isn't a mess, it's simply filled with Chekhov's tasks. At some point they will be completed, but no one knows when or how, and it's a source of endless internal drama.
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Lorenzo Pilia @lorenzopilia.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The Supporting Act Foundation is opening 2 programs: 1. The Artist Grant: 10 x €10,000 grants 2. The Impact Grant: 10 x €50,000 grants Focus on underrepresented groups and marginalised communities Available to artists & orgs based in BE, FR, DE, GR, IE, IT, NL, PT, ES, GB thesupportingact.org
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The Supporting Act
The Supporting Act Foundation is an independent non-profit working to empower emerging artists and support community-centered initiatives.
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The O’Brien Press @theobrienpress.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Got a great book idea? Think you can pitch it in ten minutes flat? For one night only, this is a unique opportunity to pitch directly to one of Ireland’s leading independent publishers. Application enquiries should be sent to culturenight@obrien.ie culturenight.ie/event/pitch-...
blurred books with white text box with black and orange writing
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Jen @jenuinepanic.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
How was the hike? Well we went up a mountain, then down a mountain, then I delivered a two hour lecture on magical realism, the line between subtextual coherence and overt dialogue, and developing audience buy in for justified retribution in movies. So, y'know, the usual.
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Jen @jenuinepanic.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Scrivener's demonic spell checker is giving me a new fanatical belief in my vocabulary and spelling. I'd thank it for the re-established confidence if it didn't keep stopping me every few lines to argue with me.
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Timnit Gebru @timnitgebru.blacksky.app · 13/08/2026
🔇 🔇 🔇 My book, Deep Unlearning, is now available for preorders! I don't know how people write so many books because this one took a lot out of me. It turns out, I had a lot to say 😂, with editors cutting out 50k of my words 🫣 ✴️ You can now preorder it at www.simonandschuster.com/books/Deep-U....
Cover of my new book, Deep Unlearning: The Rise of AI and The Radicalization of a Tech Idealist. 

There are two concentric circles in the book, the left being circuits in black an white, and the right being a bunch of dots with orange accents. The cover background is cream. And the words are written in black except for "Un" which is in orange.
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Jen @jenuinepanic.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
After 20 minutes trying to get a government website to accept a phone number, I've decided it'll be easier to spend Monday travelling to the in-person office, waiting for an unbookable appointment, and discussing it in person. I can't even be angry about it, it's too ridiculous.
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Jen @jenuinepanic.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Short story writing guide: 1 write something mildly weird 2 worry no one is going to get it 3 rewrite to make the message more obvious 4 worry it's now too on-the-nose 5 send to friends for feedback 6 complain on a social media they're not on that their inevitable hatred is caused by #4
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Jen @jenuinepanic.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Now that we've experienced it, can we all agree the eclipse is a scam by fossil fuel companies to make us lose faith in solar power? Like, sure, the sun "went out" and I'm "not allowed to look at it" to prove it.
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Jen @jenuinepanic.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Solar eclipses aren't that memorable, seriously, I looked directly at the one in 1999 and I don't remember anything about it! I do, however, remember the months I spent in and out of the hospital afterwards cause I scorched my retinas and nearly went blind. 🫠
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Jen @jenuinepanic.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
We're all past the talking stage with climate change, let's get down to it and start making steps to fix it. I've crunched the numbers and - using mainly screwfix supplies- it would cost ~78.5million EUR* to install a sprinkler system across the entire Wicklow Mountains.
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Sir Basil @sirbasil.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I don't think there should be a defibrilator on Snowdon. And that's a hill I'm prepared to die on
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Jen @jenuinepanic.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I was so chuffed this morning when I wrote 1000 top tier words for a short story. Unfortunately now I can't sleep cause I'm busy thinking "yeah but what's it actually about?" on repeat. I foresee this being very helpful and not at all a hindrance to further writing tomorrow. 🫠
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Jen @jenuinepanic.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
It's only on reflection that I realised when practicing manually focusing on a distant object behind an obstacle, choosing the fastest land animal in the world as a subject might not have been the best idea. But hey! some of them are actually almost in focus!
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Jen @jenuinepanic.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Etymology is amazing, like you can tell the Tyrannosaurus Rex is extinct purely from the name. If it was still around, it'd be called the Tyrunnosaurus Rex.
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Jen @jenuinepanic.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
In every task in life you have the ability to be 100% responsible. This 100% is spread across the composite actions of the task. Today I decided to wear anti-tick spray for going to a park which pushed the overall task above 100% responsible.
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Jen @jenuinepanic.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The language in An Old Woman's Reflections by Peig Sayers is amazing. It makes me think about how much translation has changed. This is so literally translated it feels like a primer in Hiberno English sentence structure.
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Connie Chen 陳穎慈 @conniechiiiwa.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Ready for the SF Art Book Fair! 😅📚
Navy blue tote bag with white text reading “IF YOU GO HOME WITH SOMEBODY, & THEY DONT HAVE BOOKS, DONT FUCK ‘EM.” JOHN WATERS
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Myles na gCup O'Lean. @executivesteve.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Whoever drives the Mayo team's bus home now has the opportunity to do the funniest thing in 75 years.
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Jen @jenuinepanic.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
It's taken just over a month but I have finally finished this damn book. If I wasn't reading it for the podcast there's no hope I would have stuck to it. And I would have been better for it.
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Jen @jenuinepanic.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I've just spent 15mins shimmying a memory card out of my camera with a tweezers. I think this means I'm a professional photographer now.
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Jen @jenuinepanic.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
For everyone keeping score of the good and bad elements of AI, I have discovered a new and revolutionary use: I was talking to my great aunt today and I spent the whole time explaining AI, which meant I didn't get grilled on why I'm not married once!
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Jen @jenuinepanic.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I was trying to write a post about officially being middle aged when I realised for the last 3 years (today included) I've inadvertently started my birthday by cleaning the windows. "Welcome to middle age," they say, "you've been here a while."
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Jen @jenuinepanic.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Battling ingrained thought patterns is like having the Fuck You Tony / Fuck You Ezekiel meme on repeat in your head.
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Jen @jenuinepanic.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I've just finished In Search of Now by Jo Marchant and it might be my favourite non-fiction book of the year. I rarely go for books with so much physics / quantum physics in it but this was great. It never got lost in the maths, and always tied back to the core concept of reality/ now.
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Jen @jenuinepanic.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I monumentally failed at making pate de fruit today, but on the plus side I now know how to make my own pot of sticky lava, so that's cool.
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Jen @jenuinepanic.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
RIP to my camera SD card. We've been together many years, but I know you're now in a "safe place" 😭
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