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Jen the Bug (she/her)

@jenthebug.bsky.social
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Mom, wife, EMS dispatcher. Colorado.

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Jen the Bug (she/her) @jenthebug.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
KOKEDAMACHAN will be very happy about the new adventures!
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Jen the Bug (she/her) @jenthebug.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ouch!! 😭 I grew up with a Severe Macaw. I went through a goth phase in high school where I dyed my hair a new awesome color every 6-8 weeks. Caesar did not like me very much. (Now all I have to deal with is a tiny cat who gets all aggro when I put on sunglasses lol)
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Jen the Bug (she/her) @jenthebug.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Rude
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Jen the Bug (she/her) @jenthebug.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
With the 7 Chiitan Dragon Balls, I wish for trans people all over the world to be safe, happy, healthy, respected, and loved! 🏳️‍⚧️
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Jen the Bug (she/her) @jenthebug.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That would be fucking AMAZING and 100% the kind of shit I would throw money (and a film crew) at if I was a billionaire
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Jen the Bug (she/her) @jenthebug.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That’s how they get you
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Jen the Bug (she/her) @jenthebug.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Soba’s Castle: A defunct basement bar lined with toys specifically for Soba Tinycat to bap bap down to the ground because he loves doing that. #catenrichment
A smallish black cat with a white Tile tracker on his collar sits on the wall of an empty, enclosed basement wet bar. Sitting beside him are a tiny plush butterfly, a tiny plush dolphin, and a small plush Bulbasaur. They were all knocked to the ground within two minutes of taking this photo.
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Jen the Bug (she/her) @jenthebug.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Reported and blocked 🦜
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Jen the Bug (she/her) @jenthebug.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Ren And Stimpy Cartoon Dance
Alt: Ren And Stimpy Happy Happy Joy Joy bumpin butts
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Jen the Bug (she/her) @jenthebug.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Colonoscopy prep is shit. Conscious sedation is *the* shit. Now enjoy not doing jack shit.
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Drew Creasman @drewcreasman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yes we must recognize 3 realities: 1. Dems arent perfect, many are legit terrible and should be primaried and you should never have blind loyalty. 2. They’re still a million times better than the current fascists 3. Not voting or voting 3rd party in this system empowers fascists further
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Jen the Bug (she/her) @jenthebug.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Normally I’d drop a poop joke, but having had to go through that unexpected day without caffeine, all I can say is FFFFFFUUUU—
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Jen the Bug (she/her) @jenthebug.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
[Mythbusters announcer voice] The charge has been set. The safety valves are set to allow only one method of purging the Clenpiq. Congregation of Scalzi Church may want to, erm, explore the picturesque grounds for the next few 💥 —RIGHT ON SCHEDULE ! Withe force of 3.6kT of TNT!
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Jen the Bug (she/her) @jenthebug.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh good, Vaseline. Your ass is about to get legit diaper rash 😭
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Jen the Bug (she/her) @jenthebug.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sorry you’re about to have such a shitty day.
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Jen the Bug (she/her) @jenthebug.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Where do kids get their audacity, and also can I have some?
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Jen the Bug (she/her) @jenthebug.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
All my dental work seems to be failing at once. If my crowns in the front start to go, I am going to—(remembers that suicide jokes aren’t funny)—hire a kaiju to intimidate the dentist into doing the work for free.
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Jen the Bug (she/her) @jenthebug.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Right? Would my ass look fatter in the other one? Because if so, I’m wearing the other one.
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Jen the Bug (she/her) @jenthebug.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We can’t let our dogs get together and compare garbage raiding tips.
A corgi laying on her side with her mouth halfway open. It looks like she’s smiling.
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Jen the Bug (she/her) @jenthebug.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Valid
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Jen the Bug (she/her) @jenthebug.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I wonder what they’re talking about!
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Jen the Bug (she/her) @jenthebug.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Morning person ☀️ and I work overnights 🥱
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Jen the Bug (she/her) @jenthebug.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Donated! 🐻
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Jen the Bug (she/her) @jenthebug.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Chiitan is a real one 🏳️‍⚧️
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Jen the Bug (she/her) @jenthebug.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My goal is for this to be the inside of my brain more often. (Alt: a pastel scene of a bunny laying in a field, playing violin, being visited by a bunny in a UFO. 3 small bunnies frolic in the field.)
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Jen the Bug (she/her) @jenthebug.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Video games and karaoke at Round 1 with the fam on Sunday!
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Jen the Bug (she/her) @jenthebug.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me irl
A simple drawing of a bear laying down in red plaid pajamas, eyes closed, her head resting on a pink pillow. She is holding a sign that says “HIBERNATING - come back never 🩷”
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Jen the Bug (she/her) @jenthebug.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s not as dramatic as a grand rescue, but social ostracism WORKS. Tell that guy that he’s weird, creepy, rapey, that normal guys don’t do that. One of the things that matters most to men, especially young men, is the opinion of other men.
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Jen the Bug (she/her) @jenthebug.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That #3 is where it’s at. A well placed “Dude, that’s fucked up” when the bros are still discussing the assault; when they’re “just” degrading women or talking about us like sex objects or telling you about what they’d like to do to us without our consent; is where it’s at.
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Jen the Bug (she/her) @jenthebug.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Her voice is beyond the capabilities of most humans. And so is her creative output. She’s truly a superstar and the world is so lucky to have her.
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Jen the Bug (she/her) @jenthebug.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m chillin downstairs. I hear THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP upstairs. Soba has the zoomies. I wish I knew what was going on in his tinycat brain. What impulse or game is causing him to run around all batshit crazy and climb on every vertical surface?
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Jen the Bug (she/her) @jenthebug.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Need a reference or a letter of recommendation? DM me.
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Jen the Bug (she/her) @jenthebug.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yesterday sucked. I went to the dentist, my mean aunt’s house, did chores, worked in the garden for 3 exhausting hours (the fun part! 🌷), and then went to the emergency room and met the most condescending doctor I’ve encountered in DECADES. (I’m fine, just hypokalemic) EPIC BEDTIME AWAITS 😴
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Jen the Bug (she/her) @jenthebug.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I guess you could say they…jumped the call 👉😎👉
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Danika 💛🩷~ @wolflady.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Girls' night~
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Jen the Bug (she/her) @jenthebug.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
VALID
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Jen the Bug (she/her) @jenthebug.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I love writing! I *abhor* business. Organization, researching the backgrounds of potential vendors, following meticulous instructions, professional communication, rejection, self promotion, money…I hate it all. So I write, and don’t publish. It’s purely a hobby, for my own amusement.
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Jen the Bug (she/her) @jenthebug.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Rude! 😡
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Jen the Bug (she/her) @jenthebug.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
YOUR DELIVERY HAS ARRIVED
A paper Kroger bag lays on its side on the kitchen floor. A smallish black cat is poking his head out with very alert eyes.
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Jen the Bug (she/her) @jenthebug.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My like is more like “I have never seen you do this, but it seems like you’ve figured something out that’ll make you feel better, so I’m for it!”
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Jen the Bug (she/her) @jenthebug.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well, is he one?
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Jen the Bug (she/her) @jenthebug.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I basically have to build my life around sleeping. And dispatching ambulances…but mostly sleeping.
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Jen the Bug (she/her) @jenthebug.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Name your fav dance scene.
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Kirby's Adventure Game Dance
Alt: Kirby's Adventure Dance
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Jen the Bug (she/her) @jenthebug.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Working 1700-0500
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Jen the Bug (she/her) @jenthebug.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m so sorry. You’re going through a lot. Be as upset as you need to be, and treat yourself gently.
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Shirokuma Cafe Bot 🐻‍❄️🐼🐧 @shirokumascreen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Jen the Bug (she/her) @jenthebug.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gay sluts are an important part of the ecosystem and should be represented 🏳️‍🌈❤️‍🔥
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Jen the Bug (she/her) @jenthebug.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oooh, did it hit a little too close to home? Like the poop? 🦖
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Jen the Bug (she/her) @jenthebug.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Many airline pilots, flight attendants, and air traffic controllers have a hobby outside of work that elevates their mental health and encourages creativity. Oh no. 😐” This is not the own he thinks it is.
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