Sign in

JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘

@jensnewyear.bsky.social
965 followers 724 following 93 posts

I love bees, and I'm allergic to bullshit. 🫘🫘🫘 #leguminati 💙🐝🇺🇸🇺🇦

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘
Maggie Smith @maggiesmithpoet.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
So pro-life means jailing women who miscarry but shrugging when the deranged president says “a whole civilization will die tonight.” Do I have that right?
622274557731
JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Steve always puts on a great show. Enjoy!
010
JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
What the actual fuck. This will cost millions and millions to rebuild.
000
JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Pepper spray and a smart mouth.
010
JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
DOOOO ITTTTT!
000
JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
media.tenor.com
kermit the frog is wearing a black hoodie and kermit the frog is wearing a black hood .
ALT: kermit the frog is wearing a black hoodie and kermit the frog is wearing a black hood .
010
JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I just saw someone refer to JD Vance as 'Beelzebubba'. Fucking genius!!
010
JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Can an entomologist tell me if this is legit? Thanks! 🧪
010
JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Oh yeah, baby!
000
JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
My gut is telling me that I'll be eating that last slice of pecan pie.
000
JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Fucking bastards.
010
JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
media.tenor.com
a merry christmas and happy new year card with a golden christmas tree
ALT: a merry christmas and happy new year card with a golden christmas tree
000
JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Gross: The Movie
130
JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Oops.
110
JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry Christmas and a speedy recovery!
000
JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Gawd. Thanks for that! 🤣😪😂😪😂😪
010
JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
media.tenor.com
a cartoon character is sitting on a stool and laughing with the words ha ha ha
ALT: a cartoon character is sitting on a stool and laughing with the words ha ha ha
000
Reposted by JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘
God @thegodshow.com · 08/12/2024
Thanks to all the atheists out there just doing the right thing without me threatening you with fire and brimstone.
917281483076
JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Too bad, not sad! 😃 apnews.com/article/nick...
apnews.com
Far-right influencer Nick Fuentes accused of pepper spraying woman on his doorstep
Far-right internet personality Nick Fuentes is due in court later this month after a woman accused him of pepper-spraying her at his home after he posted “your body, my choice” on X.
010
Reposted by JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘
Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
People not elected to government should not have the power to reshape the government, especially people whose obscene wealth depends on the government functioning a certain way. This is not a hot take. It's just plain common sense.
10724821510657
JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Yech! Bill Maher is such a twat these days.
040
JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Next thing I know, you'll be saying our president shouldn't be a lying, cheating grifter who put umpteen businesses into bankruptcy. Your standards are so high!
000
JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
They are DEFINITELY having sex.
010
JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I just recently started using Spotify more often. I'm a YouTube junkie, though, and you know I'll be seeing you in Columbus! Travel safe!
000
JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
He's probably out for a run.
000
JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Same.
010
JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I love that guy 😆😆😆
000
Reposted by JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘
Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 04/12/2024
3087773802
Reposted by JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘
AntifaPuddin’Pop @antifapuddinpop.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Live your life in such a way that your mommy doesn't have to go on national tv and call you a good boy. 🙄
409194662751
JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Facts.
000
Reposted by JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘
Nick Knudsen @nickknudsenus.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
If you see this post, can you please help spread this information? #ASafeChoice is a referral network of physicians who provide medication abortion services ACROSS THE US. People everywhere need to know about this option. These doctors have capacity to help more women! Let’s spread word! ❤️✊
social.demcast.com
Click to Visit #ASafeChoice Network
6563047420622
Reposted by JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘
Fred Wellman @fpwellman.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I'm glad Pete Hegseth has pledged not to drink if he is confirmed as Defense Secretary. So, I guess he can still sexually harass women, mismanage funds, discriminate against women service members, push for a Christian Nationalist agenda, and be a virulent Islamaphobe? Super duper.
1336352876583
Reposted by JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘
George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
If your mom has to step in to help you out, you probably aren’t up to the job. Just saying.
Tweet:

Pete Hegseth told RSC members his mom has been making calls to senators on his behalf, per source.
851243813504
JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Fuck yeah!
111
JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
media.tenor.com
a woman with glasses is waving her hand and saying `` you rock '' .
ALT: a woman with glasses is waving her hand and saying `` you rock '' .
010
JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Facts. I don't understand why Facebook can provide an 'edit post' function, but twitter and bluesky can't. 🤷‍♀️
010
JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Agreed. Poor guy!
020
JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
This is amazing news! Right here in red Ohio 😃🎉💖
010
JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I see a lot of pundit hand-wringing over how Hunter's pardon, and you know what? You can fuck off with that bullshit.
000
JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
My dog is yelling at me because I didn't share my pie, lol.
000
JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Goddam right!
000
JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Facts.
000
JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
This very good girl wants me to understand that she needs a snack, and I'm slacking in my duties. I am appropriately chastised.
000
Reposted by JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘
Greg Is Blue @gregisblue.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
8684197
JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
You're the bomb.com, Marc! Happy Thanksgiving!
bomb.com
030
JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Thank you! 💖💖💖
010
JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
When does a joke become a dad joke? **** When it becomes apparent.
010
JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
media.tenor.com
a drawing of a person playing drums with the words `` ba dum tsss '' .
ALT: a drawing of a person playing drums with the words `` ba dum tsss '' .
000
JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
The beer hat really sells it for me 😆😆😆
220
JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Also me:
000