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I love bees, and I'm allergic to bullshit. 🫘🫘🫘 #leguminati 💙🐝🇺🇸🇺🇦

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Maggie Smith @maggiesmithpoet.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
So pro-life means jailing women who miscarry but shrugging when the deranged president says “a whole civilization will die tonight.” Do I have that right?
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JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
DOOOO ITTTTT!
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JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I just saw someone refer to JD Vance as 'Beelzebubba'. Fucking genius!!
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JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Can an entomologist tell me if this is legit? Thanks! 🧪
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JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Fucking bastards.
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God @thegodshow.com · 08/12/2024
Thanks to all the atheists out there just doing the right thing without me threatening you with fire and brimstone.
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JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Too bad, not sad! 😃 apnews.com/article/nick...
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Far-right influencer Nick Fuentes accused of pepper spraying woman on his doorstep
Far-right internet personality Nick Fuentes is due in court later this month after a woman accused him of pepper-spraying her at his home after he posted “your body, my choice” on X.
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
People not elected to government should not have the power to reshape the government, especially people whose obscene wealth depends on the government functioning a certain way. This is not a hot take. It's just plain common sense.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 04/12/2024
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AntifaPuddin’Pop @antifapuddinpop.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Live your life in such a way that your mommy doesn't have to go on national tv and call you a good boy. 🙄
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JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Facts.
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Nick Knudsen @nickknudsenus.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
If you see this post, can you please help spread this information? #ASafeChoice is a referral network of physicians who provide medication abortion services ACROSS THE US. People everywhere need to know about this option. These doctors have capacity to help more women! Let’s spread word! ❤️✊
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Click to Visit #ASafeChoice Network
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Fred Wellman @fpwellman.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I'm glad Pete Hegseth has pledged not to drink if he is confirmed as Defense Secretary. So, I guess he can still sexually harass women, mismanage funds, discriminate against women service members, push for a Christian Nationalist agenda, and be a virulent Islamaphobe? Super duper.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
If your mom has to step in to help you out, you probably aren’t up to the job. Just saying.
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Pete Hegseth told RSC members his mom has been making calls to senators on his behalf, per source.
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JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I see a lot of pundit hand-wringing over how Hunter's pardon, and you know what? You can fuck off with that bullshit.
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JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
My dog is yelling at me because I didn't share my pie, lol.
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JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Goddam right!
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JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Facts.
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JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
This very good girl wants me to understand that she needs a snack, and I'm slacking in my duties. I am appropriately chastised.
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Greg Is Blue @gregisblue.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
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JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
When does a joke become a dad joke? **** When it becomes apparent.
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JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
We should absolutely be working toward unity here; that's what it's going to take to defeat MAGA in 2026.
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JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
All the wonderful peeps 😃💙
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JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I'm just saying, it's a good fucking thing I wasn't in downtown Columbus when the nazis came through. I'd be posting from a hospital or a jail cell.
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JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Exactly how I felt.
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Kaylan_TX @kaylan.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
On this Transgender Day of Remembrance, I’m reminded that many in our various communities feel scared, fearful &/or vulnerable right now. I also know many don’t trust police & for good reason Please screenshot or save these resources who are there to help & DO NOT involve police You are not alone🫂
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JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Look at these hilarious magnets I found on Etsy. People are so fuckin' weird, I love it! 😄😄😄
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Tristan Snell @tristansnell.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Since 1974, vaccination has averted 154 MILLION deaths: -- 146 million of those, children under age 5 -- 101 million of those, infants under age 1 Now THAT is pro-life.
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Domino @dominothegshep.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
For THOUSANDS of years, the religious screech about this "antichrist" person. When he finally shows up in 2016, they worship him. Fucking ironic...
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Elizabeth Wingfield @quirkygrrrl.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
OMG, look what Elon posted on his own feed today--Trump without his hair on! This is pretty much a smaller version of Putin showing Melania's nudes. Trump would never allow this.
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JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Please follow Niall so that we can see all the doggo good news!🥰🐶
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 19/11/2024
Lots of people are about to be really mad that price of eggs goes up but they can’t get a 2nd job because they can’t afford childcare and when they do finally get the eggs they get E Coli because there’s no FDA but can’t go to the doctor because they got kicked off their health plan. #FAFO
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JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Fuck yeah!
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JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
@levarburtton.bsky.social It's good to see you here where the skies are blue 🥰
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JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Folks, be careful out there. www.dispatch.com/story/news/l...
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Gov. Mike DeWine, Columbus leaders condemn neo-Nazis marching Saturday through Short North
Columbus police are responding as social media videos show about a dozen people dressed as Nazis marching through the Short North and Victorian Village.
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JensNewYear 🫘🫘🫘 @jensnewyear.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
@jayblack.bsky.social Hi-dee-ho good neighbor!
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