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Jenny Pittsburgh

@jennypittsburgh.bsky.social
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Yinzer, writer/editor, head case, and nerdy by nature. Your favorite astrologer when I’m not complaining about sports. ♎️♑️♓️ Temet Nosce et Amor Fati.

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Jenny Pittsburgh @jennypittsburgh.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
You don’t know everything so make room for options instead of defending your ignorance.
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Jenny Pittsburgh @jennypittsburgh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Sidney Crosby Opens Record 20th Season as Captain Against Flyers Tonight
The Penguins and Flyers open the season with a playoff grudge, a goalie decision still pending and Sidney Crosby making history. Here is what to expect.
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SpudRazor @spudrazor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“This is a slow-burn, grudge-fueled year…” Buckle up Penguins fans.
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Jenny Pittsburgh @jennypittsburgh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Penguins have a bone to pick with the Flyers tonight, but it’s just setting the tone for the entire season. Read what to expect from Sidney Crosby and Kyle Dubas, and get a timeline on the upcoming prospects, all here. thepenguinsaspect.substack.com/p/penguins-a...
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Penguins Season Forecast Shows Sidney Crosby Contract Signing, December Injury Risk
A Penguins astrologer maps the 2026-27 season, from a chippy opener against the Flyers to a key November date for Kyle Dubas and a December injury scare.
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Jenny Pittsburgh @jennypittsburgh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What are these sign printing companies going to do when he’s not in office anymore?
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
something i learned about journalism during the iraq war: all the outlets who had "access" to key figures - people like bush, cheney, rice, senior dems, etc - these are all the people who got the story wrong. it was the reporters working outside the system, usually far from dc, who got it right.
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Jenny Pittsburgh @jennypittsburgh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If you’re a practicing astrologer, do not sleep on Nechepso. The latest update has a lot of great new features including highlighting retrograde degrees, plotting the Venus Star Points, and the Venus phases. Plus, you can customize it all to hell. So naturally, I made mine pink AF.
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Jenny Pittsburgh @jennypittsburgh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If you're too young to have lived through it, here's how most of it unfolded for us in 2001. Before social media, instant news, and hottest takes floating around, this was when everything changed in the US. youtu.be/0uiSq0jfVpM?...
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Today Show 9-11-01 - Live on NBC as Tragedy Occurred
YouTube video by Mark Davis
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Nothing divided the citizens more than “Citizens united” 😕 💰
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Jenny Pittsburgh @jennypittsburgh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It’s also the 25th anniversary of the last hours I felt safe in this country.
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Jenny Pittsburgh @jennypittsburgh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Listen: you don’t have to believe in astrology for astrology to work so even if you don’t believe in astrology, just understand that there is A LOT going on today. Try and be gentle with yourself. If you need more insight, I got hmu: app.acuityscheduling.com/schedule/ba1...
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Jenny Pittsburgh @jennypittsburgh.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I've seen a lot of really dumb moves by the RNC and GOP over the last decade, but what's about to happen in Dallas today and tomorrow is essentially a Celebration of Stupid that's just going to cause a fight. astrologyuncensored.substack.com/p/rnc-midter...
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The RNC's Convention Chart Shows the Party Turning on Itself
Uranus stations retrograde in the 7th House the moment the RNC Midterm Convention opens, and the ascendant's ruler already looks exhausted.
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Jenny Pittsburgh @jennypittsburgh.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Incredible conversation www.youtube.com/live/9ttaChY...
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LIVE: Top Psychiatrist Issues NUCLEAR WARNING About Trump... | The Weekend Show
YouTube video by MeidasTouch
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Jenny Pittsburgh @jennypittsburgh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Maeve update.
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Jenny Pittsburgh @jennypittsburgh.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I love being an astrologer 🤣🤣🤣
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Jenny Pittsburgh @jennypittsburgh.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If something significant happened in (or around) January 2021, prepare yourself for that topic to resurface. This article discusses the transit from a mundane perspective, but you will absolutely see it in your personal life, too. astrologyuncensored.substack.com/p/jupiter-tr...
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I Waited Four Years to Say I Told You So
The Jupiter-Saturn square spent four years proving me right about Trump, Musk, and everyone who fell for them. Now it eases, and I'm bringing the receipts.
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 02/09/2026
I just realized that I had missed the chance to dunk on this piece of shit the other day with his 2012 email to me.
Dear Mr Dash,
I strongly suggest you delete the tweet mentioned above. It is highly defamatory and I intend to pursue an action against you for it from the UK unless you take it down, as it has the potential to baselessly damage my reputation and that of my business. Should you decline to participate in the concomitant suit, you would likely be denied entry to the UK for a period of ten years.
You may be accustomed to bullying those you disagree with on Twitter, but I imagine few of your usual antagonists are venture-funded media businesses. You dismiss me as a troll at your own peril.
I look forward to hearing from you.
Best, 
Milo
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Jenny Pittsburgh @jennypittsburgh.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Dolly Parton would have wanted us to have fun so I’m planning on figuring out how to do that.
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Jenny Pittsburgh @jennypittsburgh.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Dolly Parton would have wanted us to have fun so I’m planning on figuring out how to do that.
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Jenny Pittsburgh @jennypittsburgh.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
There’s a reason men are lonely.
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Jenny Pittsburgh @jennypittsburgh.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Soccer is bananas because a United player ran into a guy from Ipswich and the Ipswich player got a yellow card for it, and then Bruno Fernandes evened the score to 1-1 and Manchester fans are yelling that he sucks.
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Jenny Pittsburgh @jennypittsburgh.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I remember being in social studies class in 9th grade and being like “Wait, you’re telling me all this basically works on the honor system?” And that really molded my view on right, wrong, and the responsibility of an individual to the collective. I was such a dumb kid.
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Jenny Pittsburgh @jennypittsburgh.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Everyone, I have an announcement: I am now a Manchester United fan. I have no idea how soccer works, so I plan on being really obnoxious about it.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 29/08/2026
a comic put out a comic of a Ren faire, which is ren from Ren and stimpy like four times in different renfaire costumes and they are all saying you eediot
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Jenny Pittsburgh @jennypittsburgh.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The report from OpenAI concerning the Hugging Face hack is something out of a late 80s sci-fi movie.
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Jenny Pittsburgh @jennypittsburgh.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I’m just me but I totally find this to be a completely rational response to this lunar eclipse.
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Jenny Pittsburgh @jennypittsburgh.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If there is ONE THING I hope that comes of this Pisces eclipse, it’s “the end of social media as we know it.”
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Jenny Pittsburgh @jennypittsburgh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I’ve been calling this Pisces lunar eclipse on Thursday“a win that says goodbye to the way things used to be” and as we get closer and closer to that eclipse, I can see things taking shape that point towards exactly that.
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Jenny Pittsburgh @jennypittsburgh.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It’s my kid’s first day of 7th Grade and I don’t know what to do with myself. 😭
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Jenny Pittsburgh @jennypittsburgh.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Happy birthday to my favorite animals, Mack (10) and Maeve (1).
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Jenny Pittsburgh @jennypittsburgh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I shouldn't be shocked that this Natalie Harp story is as big as it is, but when you put it in the context of Iran, USAID, healthcare, Minnesota, ICE, and the last 20 months... Why tf is it Natalie Harp that's crushing this White House so much?
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Jenny Pittsburgh @jennypittsburgh.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Astrology is so weird. Like... patterns are patterns, sure. But at some point, you have to say that the patterns are showing up for a bigger reason than just the astrologer wanting them to be there. I have no advantage over my clients getting their readings delayed and yet all of them faced delays.
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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Thread that is worth the read ⬇️
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A possible romantic relationship between a president and one of his aides isn’t something the public needs to know about. by Ken Starr and Newt Gingrich
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Jonathan Larsen @jonathanlarsen.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The new CBS. Where Iran has nuclear weapons.
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Jenny Pittsburgh @jennypittsburgh.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I wondered what the Pisces Linar eclipse was gonna look like for me and in the end, it changed my meds. Which is good because my rage and executive dysfunction have been next level for a while now.
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Jenny Pittsburgh @jennypittsburgh.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Happy #Caturday from my best girl.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 14/08/2026
Destroy that entire industry, please.
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Jenny Pittsburgh @jennypittsburgh.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I’m just saying this is actually crazy interesting to me lol www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
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😭 or 😂: Do Your Emojis Make You Look Old?
When it comes to emoji usage, we’re all just following teen girls.
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Jenny Pittsburgh @jennypittsburgh.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Pretty sure this happened just because Trump shit his pants.
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Jenny Pittsburgh @jennypittsburgh.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Napoleon Dynamite: Throw a Football Over Mountains
ALT: Napoleon Dynamite: Throw a Football Over Mountains
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 12/08/2026
What the fuck do you mean “speaking out”?! He stalked her when she was a girl and is using NBC to continue to insert himself into her life four decades later. This is not news, this is aiding and abetting. @nbcnews.com should take this down and apologize.
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Jenny Pittsburgh @jennypittsburgh.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
How did WaPo get this AF1 story?
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Jenny Pittsburgh @jennypittsburgh.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Everyone had big feelings about Kyle Dubas signing Ville Koivunen to an 8-year contract. I'm one of them, and they're probably not what you think. thepenguinsaspect.substack.com/p/ville-koiv...
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Jenny Pittsburgh @jennypittsburgh.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Everyone had big feelings about Kyle Dubas signing Ville Koivunen to an 8-year contract. I'm one of them, and they're probably not what you think. thepenguinsaspect.substack.com/p/ville-koiv...
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Emily Higgs Kopin (spooky) @ehkopin.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Good morning to the dreamers
White and brown tabby cat standing on a table with his head stuck inside a glass with a little bit of water in it. His little tongue is sticking out but he can’t quite reach
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Katherine @wordwatcher.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Eagle couples perform a dramatic aerial display known as “cartwheeling” or a “sky dance” to test their strength, build trust, and strengthen their lifelong bond. Mark Smith Photography.
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Jenny Pittsburgh @jennypittsburgh.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Before you dismiss criticism of casual racism as policing language, remember that incidents like this are so common, it has a name: MDL. Modern Day Lynching. Stop finding reasons to excuse any form of racism. We’re supposed to be better than this. youtube.com/shorts/F-5He...
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A 29 year old black woman found hanging from a tree in Mississippi.
YouTube video by Aaron Parnas
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jagoff68.bsky.social @jagoff68.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Another very rational take on the Koivunen contract It’s nice having the intricacies of a August contract signing to talk about instead of *looks at the world* everything else
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