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jenny 🍟 @jennycavallero.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

uh my catholic dad was also born on the south side of chicago and is 69 years old, is HE trying to be the pope?? NO, cuz he’s humble and also dead

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jenny 🍟 @jennycavallero.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

told my friend “if you’re still here, it’s not too late” which would be inspiring if i wasn’t referring to buying crocs

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jenny 🍟 @jennycavallero.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

it’s actually good to have a little bit of cheese always burning at the bottom of your oven, that’s how you know your oven is ON

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jenny 🍟 @jennycavallero.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

i like when a tv show has no clear setting and then you see a license plate and go “oh, wisconsin.”

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jenny 🍟 @jennycavallero.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

but what if I’M the one who’s going to solve it by worrying about it? what then

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jenny 🍟 @jennycavallero.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

cool show flier, who designed it? (derogatory)

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andrewbucket.bsky.social @andrewbucket.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

I think it’s fly when girls stop by for the summer. But it ends there. this is a seasonal business.

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jenny 🍟 @jennycavallero.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

[me, reading the news every morning]: hey quick question what the fuck

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jenny 🍟 @jennycavallero.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

how dare anyone doubt our rodent king, he’s the only good leader we have rn

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Kevin Skiffington @justskiff.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Saturday we’re back at Port City in Alexandria at 7:30! Featuring @randolphterrance.bsky.social @jennycavallero.bsky.social Come out and have fun for once in your life!

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jenny 🍟 @jennycavallero.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

“let’s go girls” but i’m speaking to the baltimore ravens

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jenny 🍟 @jennycavallero.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

will 2025 be the year my beautiful city of washington, dc reclaims its glory (gets a burger king)??

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jenny 🍟 @jennycavallero.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

did you know if you’re having a bad day, you can put snoopy sheets on your bed??

Red pillowcase featuring the large heads of Snoopy and Woodstock, atop a blanket featuring repeated drawings of the Peanuts characters

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danielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

whenever people answer like “eh, can’t complain!” it’s like ok try harder then. It’s so easy and often fun

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jenny 🍟 @jennycavallero.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

tired of being resilient, in 2025 i’m being dijon mustard

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jenny 🍟 @jennycavallero.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

i need a snow day, but for like 18 months

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The Squeaky Wheel @thesqueakywheel.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Please rate your pain on a scale of 1 to Luigi

An emoji pain scale where “10” is Nintendo’s luigi. It reads: “Breaking News: Chronic Pain Makes You Do Some Shit.”

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danielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

the thing I have learned about it already being December is that time also flies when you are not having fun

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jenny 🍟 @jennycavallero.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

i love an outdoor holiday market in dc. it’s freezing, its crowded, a bird might shit on a member of congress,

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jenny 🍟 @jennycavallero.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

surely one screenshot can’t sum up the men i used to date-

a text message chain beginning with a photo of a scooter, reading: 1: very italian 2: using it though? like from italy 3: that’s what italian means

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Emily Ladau @emilyladau.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Disabled people are creative and innovative in an inflexible, inaccessible world. Loud and proud in spite of being repeatedly shown we're not wanted or welcomed. Strong and resilient when odds are against us. And we are worthy of celebration on this International Day of Persons with Disabilities.

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Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Black Friday Blacker Saturday Bigger and Blacker Sunday Cyber Monday Giving Tuesday WTF Did I Buy Wednesday Fraudulent Charge Thursday

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jenny 🍟 @jennycavallero.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

putting on my little mittens and hat to brave the cold (go to taco bell) like my ancestors before me (alcoholics)

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jenny 🍟 @jennycavallero.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

ya ever use a cyber monday coupon to buy your iron supplements and feel a rush (it’s the anemia)

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jenny 🍟 @jennycavallero.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

is there a worse show to play in a doctor’s waiting room than “naked and afraid”?

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jenny 🍟 @jennycavallero.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

3 books away from my reading goal for the year and then i’m buying myself a big sandwich

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jenny 🍟 @jennycavallero.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

asked a co-worker if he’d seen the movie of the year and he assumed i meant “wicked” when i meant “hot frosty”

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jenny 🍟 @jennycavallero.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

[hears a commotion coming off the elevator] partner: i thought they didn’t allow kids in this building me: dogs. you’re thinking of dogs

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