JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 16/04/2026THE ALL-AMERICAN REJECTS ARE COMING TO THE NEW YORK STATE FAIR EVERYONE OUT OF MY WAY 1110
JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Me: Why are people so annoyed by the weather being unpredictable? It's spring. That's what spring does. Also me, seeing that it's going to be 80° one day and 50° the next: Now what the hell is this?! 1170
JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 14/04/2026The SSA: "You can send more information and we'll add it to your case file." Me: Transforms into Leslie Knope and starts sending binders full of information to prove my case 090
JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 14/04/2026The fun part about still living where you grew up is the jumpscare when you go to your doctor's website and see a giant photo of one of your former classmates* with "M.D." next to his name *Not in my grade but I can't think of the word for someone who went to my school at the same time as me 290
JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Guess who's procrastinating something very important 1100
JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 13/04/2026I hate tipping culture!!! I still tip because I'm not an asshole but just tell me how much to pay (including tax)!! Stop making me guess and then being mad/laughing at me when I guess wrong! Just tell me straight up what I owe and I'll pay it 😭😭😭 090
JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Me: "I didn't realize I was asexual until I was in my 20s." Childhood me: "WILL GET YOU IN MY PANTS, I'LL HAVE TO KICK YOUR ASS AND MAKE YOU NEVER FORGET... GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OFF OF MY BED YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I SAID DID I NOT TELL YOU THAT I'M NOT LIKE THAT GIRL, THE ONE WHO THROWS IT ALL AWAY?" 170
JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 09/04/2026I do not like when television shows mainly forward their plots by traumatizing their main characters!! 060
JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 08/04/2026I'm having a great day (the cashier at the grocery store did a perfect job of bagging my groceries) 1160
JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Fuck you Wegmans for adding an AI assistant option to your website 050
JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 07/04/2026It used to irritate me, but now I genuinely find it hilarious when people try to badly lie their way out of something as if it's going to trick me. It's so embarrassing for them, and I think that's beautiful 090
JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Doctors: "Migraines last anywhere from 4 to 72 hours." Me: "What if they last longer than that? Then what are they called?" Doctors, completely seriously: "Migraines." 0150
JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 05/04/2026I don't even watch basketball anymore but I despise overly dominant teams so I'm gonna be mad if UConn still manages to get a win AGAIN. Wdym the men are winning now that the women aren't anymore what even is that ugh 110
JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 04/04/2026I only got four hours of sleep and woke up at midnight and it's only occurring to me now that perhaps the reason why I feel so awful is because I only got four hours of sleep and have been awake since midnight 0140
JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Is Mercury in gatorade or something? Nobody knew which lane they were supposed to be in on the road just now. Someone almost hit me from in front of me??? It was wild. Everyone's fine but I picked the wrong way to have an energy drink 190
JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 03/04/2026I go dark for two days and the first thing I see when I come back is the nyt not being sure if someone teleportedmedia.tenor.coma man sitting in front of a dell monitorAlt: Ron Swanson throwing his computer in the dumpster 180
JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 31/03/2026WAIT. When Lady Gaga says she's out in the club and sipping that bub, is the "bub" sparkling wine?! Because it's BUBbly?! I've been trying to figure out what the bub was for 16 years oh my god 2200
JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 29/03/2026You just know that the people who want to violate the first amendment by making the US a Christian nation are the same people who cry about their first amendment rights being taken away whenever someone politely asks them to please stop using the n-word 070
JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 28/03/2026I wake up every morning and thank God that Lukas Britschgi likes to wear sleeveless shirts 000
JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Me watching Ilia Malinin completely stoic with his arms down during the American anthem 090
JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Why do the best songs have to have the worst lyrics 😭 010
JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Only two more days of cold weather!! 😃 We will now have chilly weather until at least mid-June ☹️ 280
JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Lmao not someone blocking me after I said that autistic teens and adults know how to read 1180
JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 23/03/2026I'm sick of info about autism being directed towards parents of autistic children. The possibility that an autistic adult/teen could possibly be reading about it to learn more about their own situation is ignored, which is insulting and disrespectful. I have more to say but I'm choosing to be polite 521916
JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Running for office under the platform, "Anyone who doesn't get their net worth to below $15 million by the end of the year gets launched into the sun" 2280
JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 16/03/2026"When You Were Young" by the Killers was playing at the store and when I left I had "Last Friday Night" by [redacted] stuck in my head... 170
JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 13/03/2026I wish I could read a whole thread on here even if one of the posts has a muted term without having to unmute every reply from weirdos I've muted for good reason 040
JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 13/03/2026I thought I ordered a cookie but it turned out to be a donut and it's huge and delicious!! Feeling as joyous as my bff (see attached photo) 0210
JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Idk why my tummy hurts? All I've had today was half a batch of cookies and an energy drink?? 2230
Reposted by JennellaMCRGlizzy__Gobblin @glizzygobblin.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Hey all!! I am NOT asking you to donate if you cannot or don’t want to. This isn’t a shame post by any means! But I am helping the unhoused here in Florida and have an Amazon wishlist to help with items. www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...amazon.comCheck out my list on Amazon 273
JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Living my best life (having a hunch and singing the lyrics and tune from one song's chorus to the background of another song's chorus and having them fit together seamlessly) 4130
JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 09/03/2026I was looking out the window of the car one day when I was 12, and it suddenly hit me that god didn't have to be real. Nothing deep or philosophical. The thought just popped into my head, and it changed my life 4130
JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Friendly reminder that a woman being the spawn of Satan doesn't make it ok to make misogynistic comments about her. Stick to the actual terrible things she's done. There are plenty 0210
JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 05/03/2026What do you mean most people who get headaches take an OTC pain reliever or even a prescription medication and their headache goes away? Sounds like witchcraft 4111
JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Doctor said I'm slightly low on niacin and literally all I can think about is Ingrid insisting that Nancy eat peanut butter on toast. "Remember: ~niacin~" 3220
JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 03/03/2026It's happened to me twice now that I turned on the rock radio station and thought, "Finally, a female singer!" only to realize that I was listening to Pierce the Veil 2210
JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 25/02/2026These all sound awful, but "Organize a party" takes the cake 370
JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Don't hate me but I just accidentally heard a Yungblud song and kinda liked it. Why does his voice sound like that tho 030
JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Normally I don't want announcers talking during the figure skating gala, but Johnny Weir's, "Oh dear," during Mikhail Shaidorov's Kung Fu Panda skate was incredible 070
JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 23/02/2026The alt text, "an olympian figure skater holding a man dressed as a panda by the skates," is absolutely sending me because the "man dressed as a panda" is also an Olympic figure skater. A gold medalist, in fact. This was *his* gala performance 0111
JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Not a bunch of you getting massive snowstorms and I, who always gets stupid amounts of snow, getting "an inch or two" 1120
JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 17/02/2026If anyone was wondering, you need to specify "no butter" at Denny's or else your vegan Plant Based Slam will come with dairy butter on top of your vegan pancakes 🫠 0170
JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 15/02/2026I'm still waiting for the "Only show images that contain alt text" feature 3370
JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 13/02/2026(I'm so sorry everyone I'm almost done) Imagining someone 20 years from now watching nothing but the Olympic gold medal skates in order and watching Yuzuru Hanyu and Nathan Chen and then whatever the heck that was like 190
JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 13/02/2026I've watched many figure skating competitions in my life & that was by far the worst. Just skater after skater leaving me sad. I'm low-key horrified that a gold medalist had that little artistry, but he went out there and didn't implode (& did a quad after a 3 axel, hello??), so it's well deserved 3193