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JennellaMCR

@jennellamcr.bsky.social
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Lover of unhinged music. And dogs. Pencey Prep Alumna | Professional Hater She/Her | Millennial Profile picture: Brinda Windchimes

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JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
THE ALL-AMERICAN REJECTS ARE COMING TO THE NEW YORK STATE FAIR EVERYONE OUT OF MY WAY
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JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Me: Why are people so annoyed by the weather being unpredictable? It's spring. That's what spring does. Also me, seeing that it's going to be 80° one day and 50° the next: Now what the hell is this?!
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JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
The SSA: "You can send more information and we'll add it to your case file." Me: Transforms into Leslie Knope and starts sending binders full of information to prove my case
Leslie Knope standing in front of piles of color-coded binders. She's saying, "I have some really great ideas and I put them in my idea binders."
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JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I did it
Collapsed on the ground just like a dying Daniel Fox. Take care of my begonias!
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JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
The fun part about still living where you grew up is the jumpscare when you go to your doctor's website and see a giant photo of one of your former classmates* with "M.D." next to his name *Not in my grade but I can't think of the word for someone who went to my school at the same time as me
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JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Guess who's procrastinating something very important
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JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I hate tipping culture!!! I still tip because I'm not an asshole but just tell me how much to pay (including tax)!! Stop making me guess and then being mad/laughing at me when I guess wrong! Just tell me straight up what I owe and I'll pay it 😭😭😭
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JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Me: "I didn't realize I was asexual until I was in my 20s." Childhood me: "WILL GET YOU IN MY PANTS, I'LL HAVE TO KICK YOUR ASS AND MAKE YOU NEVER FORGET... GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OFF OF MY BED YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I SAID DID I NOT TELL YOU THAT I'M NOT LIKE THAT GIRL, THE ONE WHO THROWS IT ALL AWAY?"
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JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I do not like when television shows mainly forward their plots by traumatizing their main characters!!
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JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I'm having a great day (the cashier at the grocery store did a perfect job of bagging my groceries)
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JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Fuck you Wegmans for adding an AI assistant option to your website
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JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
It used to irritate me, but now I genuinely find it hilarious when people try to badly lie their way out of something as if it's going to trick me. It's so embarrassing for them, and I think that's beautiful
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JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Doctors: "Migraines last anywhere from 4 to 72 hours." Me: "What if they last longer than that? Then what are they called?" Doctors, completely seriously: "Migraines."
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JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I don't even watch basketball anymore but I despise overly dominant teams so I'm gonna be mad if UConn still manages to get a win AGAIN. Wdym the men are winning now that the women aren't anymore what even is that ugh
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JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I only got four hours of sleep and woke up at midnight and it's only occurring to me now that perhaps the reason why I feel so awful is because I only got four hours of sleep and have been awake since midnight
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JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Is Mercury in gatorade or something? Nobody knew which lane they were supposed to be in on the road just now. Someone almost hit me from in front of me??? It was wild. Everyone's fine but I picked the wrong way to have an energy drink
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JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I go dark for two days and the first thing I see when I come back is the nyt not being sure if someone teleported
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a man sitting in front of a dell monitor
Alt: Ron Swanson throwing his computer in the dumpster
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JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
WAIT. When Lady Gaga says she's out in the club and sipping that bub, is the "bub" sparkling wine?! Because it's BUBbly?! I've been trying to figure out what the bub was for 16 years oh my god
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JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
You just know that the people who want to violate the first amendment by making the US a Christian nation are the same people who cry about their first amendment rights being taken away whenever someone politely asks them to please stop using the n-word
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JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I wake up every morning and thank God that Lukas Britschgi likes to wear sleeveless shirts
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JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Me watching Ilia Malinin completely stoic with his arms down during the American anthem
Sicko outside your window evilly laughing, "YES... HA HA HA... YES!"
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JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Why do the best songs have to have the worst lyrics 😭
Some poor sap asking, "What does 'severing the velvet' mean though?"
And someone replying, "I won't say the word..."
If you know, you know
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JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Only two more days of cold weather!! 😃 We will now have chilly weather until at least mid-June ☹️
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JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Lmao not someone blocking me after I said that autistic teens and adults know how to read
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JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I'm sick of info about autism being directed towards parents of autistic children. The possibility that an autistic adult/teen could possibly be reading about it to learn more about their own situation is ignored, which is insulting and disrespectful. I have more to say but I'm choosing to be polite
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JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Running for office under the platform, "Anyone who doesn't get their net worth to below $15 million by the end of the year gets launched into the sun"
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JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
"When You Were Young" by the Killers was playing at the store and when I left I had "Last Friday Night" by [redacted] stuck in my head...
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JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I wish I could read a whole thread on here even if one of the posts has a muted term without having to unmute every reply from weirdos I've muted for good reason
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JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I thought I ordered a cookie but it turned out to be a donut and it's huge and delicious!! Feeling as joyous as my bff (see attached photo)
My childhood bff the Pillsbury Dough Boy is flying through the air with the biggest smile on his face
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JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Idk why my tummy hurts? All I've had today was half a batch of cookies and an energy drink??
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Glizzy__Gobblin @glizzygobblin.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Hey all!! I am NOT asking you to donate if you cannot or don’t want to. This isn’t a shame post by any means! But I am helping the unhoused here in Florida and have an Amazon wishlist to help with items. www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
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Check out my list on Amazon
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JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Living my best life (having a hunch and singing the lyrics and tune from one song's chorus to the background of another song's chorus and having them fit together seamlessly)
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JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Making sure y'all are ok after this
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JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I was looking out the window of the car one day when I was 12, and it suddenly hit me that god didn't have to be real. Nothing deep or philosophical. The thought just popped into my head, and it changed my life
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JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I turned the AC on in my car today
Girl who's gonna be okay meme but with Joseph Birdsong in a wig instead
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JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Friendly reminder that a woman being the spawn of Satan doesn't make it ok to make misogynistic comments about her. Stick to the actual terrible things she's done. There are plenty
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JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
What do you mean most people who get headaches take an OTC pain reliever or even a prescription medication and their headache goes away? Sounds like witchcraft
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JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Doctor said I'm slightly low on niacin and literally all I can think about is Ingrid insisting that Nancy eat peanut butter on toast. "Remember: ~niacin~"
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JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
It's happened to me twice now that I turned on the rock radio station and thought, "Finally, a female singer!" only to realize that I was listening to Pierce the Veil
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JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
These all sound awful, but "Organize a party" takes the cake
THE BIG LIST OF PLEASURABLE ACTIVITIES

Check the ones you're willing to do, and then add any activities that you can think of:

Talk to a friend on the telephone.

Go out and visit a friend.

Invite a friend to come to your home.

Text-message or email your friends.

Organize a party.

Exercise.

Lift weights.

Do yoga, tai chi, or Pilates, or take classes to learn.

Stretch your muscles.

Go for a long walk in a park or someplace else that's peaceful.

Go outside and watch the clouds.

Go jog.

Ride your bike.

Go for a swim.

Go hiking.
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JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Don't hate me but I just accidentally heard a Yungblud song and kinda liked it. Why does his voice sound like that tho
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JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Normally I don't want announcers talking during the figure skating gala, but Johnny Weir's, "Oh dear," during Mikhail Shaidorov's Kung Fu Panda skate was incredible
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JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
The alt text, "an olympian figure skater holding a man dressed as a panda by the skates," is absolutely sending me because the "man dressed as a panda" is also an Olympic figure skater. A gold medalist, in fact. This was *his* gala performance
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JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I loved this
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JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Not a bunch of you getting massive snowstorms and I, who always gets stupid amounts of snow, getting "an inch or two"
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JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
If anyone was wondering, you need to specify "no butter" at Denny's or else your vegan Plant Based Slam will come with dairy butter on top of your vegan pancakes 🫠
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JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I'm still waiting for the "Only show images that contain alt text" feature
Brinda Windchimes is sitting up very straight on a comically large chaise. She's composing herself.
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JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
(I'm so sorry everyone I'm almost done) Imagining someone 20 years from now watching nothing but the Olympic gold medal skates in order and watching Yuzuru Hanyu and Nathan Chen and then whatever the heck that was like
Girl looking at her phone in shock asking, "bitch what??"
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JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Anyway I think I'm gonna go cry
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JennellaMCR @jennellamcr.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I've watched many figure skating competitions in my life & that was by far the worst. Just skater after skater leaving me sad. I'm low-key horrified that a gold medalist had that little artistry, but he went out there and didn't implode (& did a quad after a 3 axel, hello??), so it's well deserved
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