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Glizzy__Gobblin

@glizzygobblin.bsky.social
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She/her LGBTQIA+ friendly 🌈 Hotdog lover extraordinare 🌭🌭🌭 Just an unhinged gamer trying to make it through life one obsession at a time 🤟🤟🤟 I also go by DeeDee_MegaDooDoo bc I big potty on the ceilings!! throne.com/deedee__megadoodoo

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Glizzy__Gobblin @glizzygobblin.bsky.social · 8h
CP went to bed and I stayed in the living room as usual. He came out & said he bought a movie if I wanna watch with him. Of course I do! We had to stop half way through bc he needs sleep but as I was saying goodnight he thanked me for hanging out with him for the movie 😭💕😭 💕 I love him so much!!!
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Glizzy__Gobblin @glizzygobblin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Chat, help. Yall know the lore with my birth mom. I’ve been low to no contact since that call. Her bday is in 3 days. I feel immensely guilty about the idea of not texting her but I’m worried if I do send a happy bday text, she will think the channel of communication is open. What do I do??
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Glizzy__Gobblin @glizzygobblin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As someone who is not a silent hill game connoisseur, and only know enough from my friend playing, & also Joe, I cannot speak on how good the newest Silent Hill movie is. However, from my understanding, it appears to be more towards the gameplay instead of a random storyline. This one follows James
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Glizzy__Gobblin @glizzygobblin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please look at this nightmare fuel homemade Furby costume someone is selling on FB marketplace @halfmoonjoe.com I need to get this for you but only if you wear it on stream in October
Nightmare fuel furby costumeHomemade furby costume on fb marketplace
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Glizzy__Gobblin @glizzygobblin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is going to sound stupid but when CP refers to the animals as ours & not mine/his brings me so much joy. My ex always made it apparent Zig wasn’t his nor someone he cares for. To know CP claims my boys & calls himself their dad makes my heart burst. I’m just so glad my babies have a safe space
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Glizzy__Gobblin @glizzygobblin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Okay but why is this so @halfmoonjoe.com coded?
Unhinged person covered in jam escaping being caught
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Glizzy__Gobblin @glizzygobblin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Diva check in!! How’s everyone doing? Drop a piece of good news or something in the comments! I feel like I’ve been MIA too much and miss yall!
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Glizzy__Gobblin @glizzygobblin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
So Buck almost broke my finger today!! He saw a lizard, I looked away for a second, finger got caught in the leash as he yanked. Had to leave work early, don’t have insurance so I’m just icing and hoping for the best
Bruised finger from jerk dog
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Glizzy__Gobblin @glizzygobblin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I can’t believe we lost Tim Curry too!! 😭💔💔💔
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Glizzy__Gobblin @glizzygobblin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A list of things Buck has eaten in the last few days: CP’s expensive af running shoes My diamond painting gems & bags/diamond painting itself My slippers His leash Tv remote Sticks/anything nature related CP’s work uniform CP’s socks My underwear Toilet paper/toilet paper roll Send help 🙃😭
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Glizzy__Gobblin @glizzygobblin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
So our newest pup, Buck, is quite the handful. CP had to do some weird work list thing of 1 thing he’d like to fix rn & steps on how. What’d he pick? Working on our headache of a dog 🤣😅🤣 Honestly? Valid af. We have a Marley (from Marley & me) on our hands & it’s rough. Love the pup though so much!
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Glizzy__Gobblin @glizzygobblin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Cp came home today & goes “babe guess what?!!” So I said what & he goes “does this look like the god damn harbinger motel to you?!!” (Bc we’ve been playing The Quarry together & have been quoting that non stop (along with peanut butter butter pops) I’m raising him right yall lmao
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Glizzy__Gobblin @glizzygobblin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Today I get to make bacon wrapped burgers and protein bowls so there’s meals for the week. Do I want to? Absolutely not. But I need to eat so I GUESS so I’ve gotta cook. I’m over cooking every week, this is bullshit
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Glizzy__Gobblin @glizzygobblin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Being back in fl is so weird bc having been gone for so long, I forgot some of the storm rules. But now that I’ve been back, it’s like I never left. It’s easier to tell the weather myself than trusting the forecast. Floridians are our own radars pretty much
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Glizzy__Gobblin @glizzygobblin.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Tomorrow I have 2 blind boxes arriving, Saturday I have a MLP order arriving including a freebie bc the lady I ordered from is lovely! I am READY for mail days!! I have a deep need for a blind box reveal and I cannot wait to get my hands on these ponies!! This is my serotonin reset I need!!!
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Glizzy__Gobblin @glizzygobblin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Rewatching The Quarry playthrough again since @halfmoonjoe.com REFUSES to replay it even though it’s been FOUR years!!! Just going to have to relive the game the same time forever since he hates me! 🤷🏻‍♀️😭😅🤟
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Glizzy__Gobblin @glizzygobblin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Last night I made chicken parm for this weeks dinner and had some for breakfast this morning…is that okaaaaay?
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Glizzy__Gobblin @glizzygobblin.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
@halfmoonjoe.com Hayden Panettiere has passed away. I would like to request we have a replay of Until Dawn in her honor. I am actually lowkey devastated by her passing ngl
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Glizzy__Gobblin @glizzygobblin.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It’s this menace’s first birthday according to the info we got from the shelter. So far he has driven me absolutely insane and eaten very expensive things but I’m still glad he’s part of my little family and I love him 💕
Buck-ee the absolute menace is 1 today!
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Glizzy__Gobblin @glizzygobblin.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My current favorite snack while sick is cut up/slightly smashed avocado, seasoned, and then using raw white onion as a vessel for it instead of chips. My breath could probably make flowers wilt rn but I can’t stop eating this snack. What’s your weird sick time snack?
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Glizzy__Gobblin @glizzygobblin.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Just a few pics from the Army Ball last weekend! Yes, I know my hair was fucked up, and my dress was wrinkled. I didn’t have time to steam it or fix anything. Also, the dress was too large but came in too late to get it altered so I wore it as it was 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Glizzy__Gobblin @glizzygobblin.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Cowperson: I thought you were watching HOTD last night while I was sleeping Me: what, why? Cp: BC IT SOUNDED LIKE 1 OF RHAENYRA’S DRAGONS WAS NEXT TO ME WITH HOW LOUD YOU WERE SNORING! I do snore incredibly loud when I’m sick but tbh I don’t hear it so it doesn’t bother me 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣
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Glizzy__Gobblin @glizzygobblin.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I am sick and hate life rn 😭 still have to work. I wanna curl up and sleep so bad
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Glizzy__Gobblin @glizzygobblin.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Yall!!! My dress arrived JUST NOW!! It’s STUNNING!! But I ordered flats bc CP and I are the same height and the dress has a bit of a train to it so I’m hoping to get heels from amazon before 5 tomorrow. Might swing by a Ross or something after work and hope for the best bc I don’t own silver heels
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Glizzy__Gobblin @glizzygobblin.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
My dress for the ball ON THURSDAY still has not shipped. I am beginning to worry I’ll have nothing to wear. I’m freaking out. I ordered this dress WEEKS ago. Can’t afford another from a store so I’m panicking! Maybe the thrift gods will save me with a cheap one?!?!
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Glizzy__Gobblin @glizzygobblin.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I fucking told yall she sounded like Jennifer Coolidge!!! (Screenshots taken from @halfmoonjoe.com recent insta) I KNEW I WASNT CRAZY!!!! (P.s., neither of those accounts are me!!) I feel so vindicated!!!
Deedee was right!!Told yall!!
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Glizzy__Gobblin @glizzygobblin.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I can’t STAND cowperson’s neighbor. She’s always grifting & he falls for it every time. Rn he’s got ppl over doing a trade, tree work for car work. She saw this & decided to go out with her “sob story” expecting free work (pt 1)
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Glizzy__Gobblin @glizzygobblin.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I know this probably is super southern & doesn’t mean much to yall but I have officially been given the title of ole’ lady by my mechanic bfs clients. I am oddly thrilled by this
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Glizzy__Gobblin @glizzygobblin.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
My sweet neighbor just gave me 3 bags of avocados & a watermelon. I’d love to repay them but I’m unsure how. Any ideas? They’re a very kind family with a son roughly my age
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Glizzy__Gobblin @glizzygobblin.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I had the WEIRDEST dream where I was at some like loungefly type store but just for pillows. @halfmoonjoe.com was there & i excitedly handed him a snoopy pillow I saw. He went “yeaahhh no thanks” & put it down with 2 fingers like it was disgusting to him 😅🤣 moral? Never give him a snoopy pillow
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Glizzy__Gobblin @glizzygobblin.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Came home to both my router being fried AND my bedroom tv which is the only tv I really use. Can’t move the living room tv bc my bedroom is too small. I might not get paid now & I can’t even enjoy tv in my comfort zone. I am overwhelmed 😅
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Glizzy__Gobblin @glizzygobblin.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I’m in the living room watching tv, Cowperson got up from the bedroom to pee and heard the opening to Legally Blonde. This mf while peeing shouts “is that Legally Blonde?!” Followed by “it makes me want a hotdog real bad”. Yall, I found the one for real!!
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Glizzy__Gobblin @glizzygobblin.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Opening Peacock to see not only is there a new season of RHOC but Vicki is back?! It’s like the world knew I needed this today
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Glizzy__Gobblin @glizzygobblin.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
#dearchat I need yalls input! I sorta love these dresses but I’m worried it might be too much? But I’m going to a ball so like…is it too much? And if not, which is your favorite? (Alt text has dress numbers)
Dress 1Dress 2Dress 3Dress 4
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Glizzy__Gobblin @glizzygobblin.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Buck is the hardest dog I’ve owned yet. None of the others were this vocal, crazy, or so much work. But I know it’s worth it, & we will get through it. But boy howdy is it stressful rn! But when he’s calm and sleeping in my lap, it makes it all better. I just can’t wait for everyone to get along!
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Glizzy__Gobblin @glizzygobblin.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Stylish divas, SOS!!! Apparently the army ball IS happening now & I have NOTHING to wear! I’m looking to find an army green colored formal dress (no leg slits) that won’t show my tummy fat. If anyone has any ideas please send them my way!!
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Glizzy__Gobblin @glizzygobblin.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Always knew Buck would be a bolter but today was a panic attack. He bolted out the door while I was trying to bring Fen in. Ran after him, he ran across the street. Called him over to which he got close but kept dodging me. Finally got him out from under the truck. Might be AirTag time when I can
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Glizzy__Gobblin @glizzygobblin.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Please look at how precious Buck-ee is! He’s clearly tuckered from the hard life he lives being loved and getting unlimited kisses
A very eepy Buck-ee
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Glizzy__Gobblin @glizzygobblin.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
One year together, and hopefully many more to come! I’m so happy to have him in my life 💕
Cowperson and I drinking from our Menlo Mud cups
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Glizzy__Gobblin @glizzygobblin.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Buck-ee update: we are working on his separation anxiety. He didn’t cry last night & his cries this morning weren’t as long. Him & Fen got into a dominance thing a few times yesterday but are getting better slowly. He’s been so good with walk training, rarely pulling me now! (Pt 1)
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Glizzy__Gobblin @glizzygobblin.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Buck-ee is currently locked in Fen’s crate bc he can’t sleep in the room with the boys yet and we don’t know if he will destroy the house unsupervised. He’s crying up a storm and it’s breaking my fucking heart. I may go sleep on the floor in front of the crate while we are here
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Glizzy__Gobblin @glizzygobblin.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Chat…we did a thing (adopted a new dog from the shelter!)
Meet Buck-ee
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Glizzy__Gobblin @glizzygobblin.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Please enjoy my newest whimsical purse, with a matching card wallet!!! Alice In Wonderland is my all time favorite and purple is the best color!
Whimsical purse
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Glizzy__Gobblin @glizzygobblin.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
My fellow crochet divas! Has anyone made baby booties before? And if so, do you wanna share the pattern by chance? I offered to make someone some but I am struggling!!
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Glizzy__Gobblin @glizzygobblin.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Okay yall, I’ve decided to really embrace my whimsy (purse pic soon!) so if you have any clothing links for whimsical outfits (ideally not expensive bc poor) please add them in the comments!!
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Glizzy__Gobblin @glizzygobblin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
@kylesway.bsky.social Happiest of birthdays diva!! 🎉🤟🎉
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Glizzy__Gobblin @glizzygobblin.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Every once in a while I remember how me and cowperson had crushes on each other but never mentioned it. We’d occasionally check the others FB for updates too. & now I’m next to the most adorable,sweet person while he snores away & all I can think of is how happy I am life brought us together 💕
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Glizzy__Gobblin @glizzygobblin.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Just had a person from a fast food place call me “my love” and honestly? Here for it. So sweet! I used to call people babes or something similar when I worked front desk & was told not to but people seemed to enjoy it! I personally love the terms of endearment from customer service
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Glizzy__Gobblin @glizzygobblin.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
There’s a snail cult in my yard! Or perhaps a snail town meeting? I prefer the cult idea
Snail cult or snail town meeting?
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Glizzy__Gobblin @glizzygobblin.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Oh yeah, so remember my god awful excuse of a “mother”? You know, the one who said I had to earn her love & she didn’t want a mother/daughter relationship, only to be friends as adults & refused to love me while I sobbed on the call? She texted me a few days after, to which I ignored (pt 1)
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