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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

The sad truth is they mostly all die on a nice soft bed. At least in the old days they suffered with Typhoid or Tuberculosis first.

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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Is it really that hard Marc? Or are you just a chicken shit?

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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Today the snow has pretty much melted and my dog could not believe his luck. There is now a two week old soggy suspect empanada that my dog desperately wants to eat. The same dog that acts like I'm trying to poison him if I buy a new brand of treats.

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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Two weeks ago someone threw an empanada on the ground along the route that my dog gets walked. It has been a point of contention between us. I've explained that it's extremely sketch that no wild animal has touched it. Not even ants. Last weekend it was covered over with snow...

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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Ok, it's xmas eve where is my rich hottie who decides to give up big city life to settled down with a goth chick who bakes?

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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

The movie Spirited establishrd that the people who aren't visited on Christmas Eve are either too good or too much of a mess, and I don't like worrying about where I fall in that split.

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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

Looking good! I love your necklace so much!

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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

If I could get at least one ghost to drop by tomorrow night and tell me how to fix all my shit that would be awesome!

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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

I thought this said Jennicorn for a moment and I was way too excited.

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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Merry Cronenberg! Seth Brundle bless us, everyone.

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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

I'd have ten cents and I'd be willing to throw it into a pot to pay for a third mf to get clocked.

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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Distill this and inject it straight into my veins!

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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

I think that's only legal in NJ?

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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

Absolutely perfect, no notes.

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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

Donate to shitposters so they will run and primary these chucklefucks! Yeah, they might not be better at it, but at least our leaders won't be getting ratioed every day.

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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

I'm just going into work Tuesday to vibe and eat some pizza.

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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

This dude reeks of Paracelsus levels of delusional self confidence.

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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

I'm so glad my mom gives me something to talk about in therapy every week without fail.

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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

The problem with fruitcake is zero chocolate. I have modified the recipe to exclude the yucky fruit like green cherries and raisins. Then liberally add semi-sweet and dark chocolate chips.

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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

Like a toddler? Does your mom cut it up for you too? I'm pretty sure this is a crime in New Jersey.

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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Also, no, I do not need a "tour" of your new features.

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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

I hope he didn't make the cannibals ill 😔

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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

It would take me about 5 minutes to find a whole new and exciting way to fuck up my posture. I'm unsalvagable.

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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Definitely a poly downside. I hear all the jokes in stereo.

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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

If I could get a hug from the muppet ghost of christmas present I'm sure that would heal me.

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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

why are you polyamorous? wrong answers only: Because rent is expensive.

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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

NJ has a rapid response team if ICE is spotted - 1 888 347-3767 everyone who spots these gestapo needs to call to protect their neighbors www.nj.gov/humanservice...

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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

Normally, I don't agree with destroying books but surely we can do something with these wastes of paper?

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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

Men will destroy their whole kitchen before buying parchment paper.

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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

If you all don't straighten tf up and fly right we will not be fucking anymore, we will be making love art instead.

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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

Don't sleep with people who are too scared to use the word pussy. That's a little protip from your neighborhood witch.

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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

Anyone who won't confront her with her husband's own words of course.

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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

Whaaaaaa! Why won't women date me? Probably because you're a violent misogynistic man baby?

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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

We're losing so many diners in NJ and I'm of two minds. A lot of the weren't great and are finally bowing out. But, I don't want to lose the great classic spots either. Mark Twain is my go to "picking up people from Newark who are hungry" late night spot.

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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

Not going to lie. I would definitely buy bedicked gingerbread people and quietly put them out not saying a word. I want to see who the first person to bring it up is.

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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Literally the first thought in my head. Of All the things that I deal with that are broken or fucked up, Costco is a breath of fresh air. They even sent me a shop card because I bought something and they negotiated a better price and sent me the balance out of no where. Cigna would never.

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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

They can't seriously be thinking of running Vance. He has to be the most unelectable person since Trump and Biden.

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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Pirate ship crowd fund! We all donate and each get a week where we can pretend to be an old timey pirate!

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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

I'm just going to say it... I hate Home Alone, what a dumb movie. They treat Kevin like ass, completely forget about him, and then he is the one who feels bad because he wished those assholes away? Yeah fuck that.

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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

I'm sharpening the candy canes and preparing the egg nog grenades as we speak!

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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

I will add to the curse. Jennrasaurushex isn't just a pretty name people!

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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

And who do these Day of the Rope, racists, homophobic, mysogynists think should be hung? I have an idea.

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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

I do appreciate your willingness to pack it all in, admit defeat, and go back to bed.

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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

If they get it just right it will tell them they don't need therapy.

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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

"Your account link failed. Please contact customer service." Thank you but, I would rather chew ground glass. I'll just never play that game again I guess.

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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

There's like, what, 9 people left at the FDA now?

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