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jennasmash @jennasmash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

And they can't even make a smart TV app...

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jennasmash @jennasmash.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Now imagine they start selling your data to ad firms so they know when you're feeling a bit more manic

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jennasmash @jennasmash.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

What do they even consider "mild"? Like 35? I'd love a winter full of 35s

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Verse @verselynx.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I love you leopardus tilcayo

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jennasmash @jennasmash.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I'm so sorry but this is hetslop :(

jennasmash @jennasmash.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

My coworkers were talking about this and were fully believing it, like they don't even believe it can be stopped 😭

jennasmash @jennasmash.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I'd love to see a zombie stand up against a flock of vultures

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jennasmash @jennasmash.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Typical union worker slacking off

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jennasmash @jennasmash.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

The trial isn't "did she do it" the trial is "did she do it with a sane mind"

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jennasmash @jennasmash.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

So exciting to hear as my job is mandating all employees get verified with Clear using, you guessed it, our driver's licenses

jennasmash @jennasmash.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Shark tank idea: churus for babies

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jennasmash @jennasmash.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Does the cinema scene like or hate The Last Duel bc I honestly loved it

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jennasmash @jennasmash.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

It must be so easy to make money if you don't have any ethics or morals 😔

jennasmash @jennasmash.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

The gay people are all fucking but apparently the government doesn't think gay sex is real

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jennasmash @jennasmash.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

You keep me from accidentally killing my baby with Amazon products so I think you're pretty neat ❤️

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jennasmash @jennasmash.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Why would they address it as "to whom it may concern" 😭

jennasmash @jennasmash.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Is there any way to use this or am I meant to just eat it by the spoonful

A jar of Biscoff Crunchy cookie butter. There's a small picture on the label suggesting it can go on toast but that seems weird to me. Also yeah I've just been eating it by the spoonful it's fucking delicious

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jennasmash @jennasmash.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

10 toes down is serious, you know his toes are strong AF from 35 years of toe walking

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jennasmash @jennasmash.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

The lion sneaking in on that job posting for a vet....

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jennasmash @jennasmash.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I'm not a structural engineer, should my kitchen be this unlevel

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jennasmash @jennasmash.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Working on a new thing called "audiomaxxing" (baby songs on the tv, twitch on my phone, also scrolling tiktok)

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jennasmash @jennasmash.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

The 1830s weren't even one of the best decades for fashion, what possible upside could there be

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What if we were two baby groundhogs next to a busy road

I was unfortunately on Facebook this morning and got a post from Hochul about electricity usage... Holy cow these cannot all be real people. I don't understand how they have all the energy to be so angry about everything all the time

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She could probably reserve an entire island in Fiji. And she's doing it at MSG. lol

vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Love this yearly tradition I have of not remembering this account exists before getting jump scared when I check my feed

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thank you chiitan

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jennasmash @jennasmash.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Northerlion has fought with his chat over this. No one believes Ben Stiller was shredded

jennasmash @jennasmash.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

I avoid Threads bc I know it'll make me angry but man I'm missing all the fun discourse

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jennasmash @jennasmash.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Koko the gorilla deserves no peace

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

the real political correctness is that you can’t go on the news and say that this is hick shit

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jennasmash @jennasmash.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

You can in the LAND OF THE FREE 🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🎆🎆

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jennasmash @jennasmash.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Sometimes while I'm browsing baby toys on Amazon I think "I can't wait to see this on the CPSC Bluesky someday"

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jennasmash @jennasmash.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

My baby would be so pissed to find out her coupons couldn't be used on more tit milk