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Jemma

@jemmasevolution.bsky.social
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Near 50 year old with the fitness of a 30 year old and the lexicon of a 12 year old. Master of the self-‘got em’.

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Jemma @jemmasevolution.bsky.social · 13h
Etsy knows me too well
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Jemma @jemmasevolution.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Damn, hope you’re feeling safe soon.
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Jemma @jemmasevolution.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No. Y’all aren’t ready for Winnie the Pooh with tits. One thing at a time…
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Jemma @jemmasevolution.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Super Intelligence absolutely obsolete against my Super Autism.
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Jemma @jemmasevolution.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Y’all, what’s a best friend?
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Jemma @jemmasevolution.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Rainy Day is so cool, man
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Jemma @jemmasevolution.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
With context to the man and his work and the pain he secretly carried juxtaposed against the beauty and honesty of his views of the world, the movie hits harder. Ack, just a great movie.
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Jemma @jemmasevolution.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Got to watch ‘Tony’ at the theater and I couldn’t hold back the tears. On it’s own, without any knowledge of the man or the BTS stuff of his No Reservations or Parts Unknown series, fhe movie is an incredible coming of age story. Brilliant performances by Sessa and Banderas (give them Oscars).
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Jemma @jemmasevolution.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Third game I have purchased this year.
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Jemma @jemmasevolution.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Tried the Orbitals demo with my thirteen year old and we were marking out pretty hard. i ordered a physical copy so fast my head is still spinning. Arrives tomorrow. Was always excited by the art direction and style. This will make the wait for FF Resonance more bearable.
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Jemma @jemmasevolution.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This dude and Ned Flanders getting more action than me.
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Jemma @jemmasevolution.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Been having the same thoughts for a couple of weeks.
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Jemma @jemmasevolution.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Quick public announcement: Your ass will feel like it hasn’t been wiped only after you walk out the door. Stay safe out there.
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Jemma @jemmasevolution.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Eyeglasses rule.
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Jemma @jemmasevolution.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
“Three times the size of rdr2” is not a value proposition. That’s a jail sentence.
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Jemma @jemmasevolution.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
We’re working on it. Thanks, bud.
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Jemma @jemmasevolution.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Local authorities investigating it as arson.
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Jemma @jemmasevolution.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Just found out someone vandalized our Palestinian mural that we worked two months on. I can’t even…
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Jemma @jemmasevolution.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Used my day off yesterday to help assemble two bed frames for two kiddos, get a workout in , make a costco run, buy nee work clothes and grill burgers for everyone. My body is screaming at me this morning. Glad I took tylenol before bed last night.
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Jemma @jemmasevolution.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Okay here’s another I am curious about Say you’re about to wrestle someone, but before the fight they inform you that they shit their pants backstage. Do you give them time to go back and change or do you force start the match so they have to fight with shit filled pants?
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Jemma @jemmasevolution.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Which sounds better: eleventeen or eleven?
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Jemma @jemmasevolution.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I have my first work day off tomorrow and that’s cool. Hell yeah I’m going to do drugs.
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Jemma @jemmasevolution.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It’s a helluva thing to wake up at 4:30am and get ready at work just as your teen is getting back home hanging with their friends.
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Jemma @jemmasevolution.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It’s still showing in Lacey IMAX
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Jemma @jemmasevolution.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Bingo looking rough in that new Bluey movie trailer.
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Jemma @jemmasevolution.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
That last scene in the latest Ted Lasso episode should win two acting awards.
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Jemma @jemmasevolution.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
You have a place on this forsaken rock any place and any time. Go have fun and make a well deserved memory with your kind friend. Thanks for sharing this.
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Jemma @jemmasevolution.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Expert all gold medal run finally complete. Need to shoot for expert true ending all gold next.
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bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
This is the most acceptable popcorn youtu.be/0WVKUOUmQLw?...
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POPCORN(double)【beatmania 4th MIX】【Perfect】
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Jemma @jemmasevolution.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Thank you, my greatest friend.
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Jemma @jemmasevolution.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Popcorn is fucking disguisting. That shit smells like a thong that lived far up someone’s ass for thirty consecutive days in 100 degree heat (Celcius please).
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Jemma @jemmasevolution.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Gosh it is great to have Ted Lasso back. So glad I only recently marathoned that show for the first time this year.
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Jemma @jemmasevolution.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
That was also probably the best entrance to a match ever.
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Jemma @jemmasevolution.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Celebrating a month at the new job. My life has changed dramatically in ways I hope I can share soon. New friends, meaningful work, living authentically, hoping I’m just doing what I can to better someone’s life. I know mine is. For the first time in a long time, I’m in my element.
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Jemma @jemmasevolution.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Couldn’t even spell ‘cooking’ right shaking my famn head.
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Jemma @jemmasevolution.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Y’all I’m so high, that I went into the pantry and annihilated four grabola bars forgetting that I had just finished cooling wontons four minutes ago. Also I had to go back to the pantry to look for the word ‘granola’ on the wrapper before I hit ‘Post’
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Jemma @jemmasevolution.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
You’re a wizard, Matt.
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Jemma @jemmasevolution.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Honestly between the football, basketball and … football results this year, it’s been a great year for sports.
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Jemma @jemmasevolution.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Oh no, girl. I can’t do two minute cuts for three hours. Jesus
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Jemma @jemmasevolution.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I was just telling my discord friends I am not risking another 3 hours again to find out. Not a Nolan fan. I get literal headaches from all the exposition dumps in his films.
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Jemma @jemmasevolution.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Weekend commencement
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Jemma @jemmasevolution.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Happy Birthday! Angel cake is missing but it otherwise sounds like you’re in great shape.
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Jemma @jemmasevolution.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Ran into a beautiful group of volunteers last weekend spending their time and efforts to restore a vandalized Palestinian mural. They invited me to join them this weekend and that I did.
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Jemma @jemmasevolution.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I was stressed about what to wear for nothing.
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Jemma @jemmasevolution.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
White
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Jemma @jemmasevolution.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Oh man. I’m sorry this shit just dropped on your shoulders. Good on you for still having foot door with current job.
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Jemma @jemmasevolution.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Self care in the bag. I need sleep. I have much to catch up on with the family tomorrow. This new routine of mine will take time for us to adjust to I think.
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Jemma @jemmasevolution.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
First work week in the bag. Gonna try and drag my tired ass to downtown for me time. Not so easy when the entire city is outside your doorstep to celebrate the annual fireworks show right across the street. Gonna need my politicians to run HeeHaw reruns every july 4th so these fuckers stay home
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Jemma @jemmasevolution.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
IBS: I Be Shitting
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Jemma @jemmasevolution.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
@rardk64.com happy day! To many more
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