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@jematoi.bsky.social
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Is not a horse or a dolphin

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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 7h
The Monkey :/
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 8h
Damn. I knew I should have watched that tonight instead. It was my backup.
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 9h
It’s kind of like this
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 9h
I already took it off 😟
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 10h
Thank you. I do what I can to be these things.
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 10h
Gay too
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 10h
I’m a coffee bean fairy :)
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 12h
Thank you!
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 12h
This is why I can’t wear overalls
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 13h
Wearing clothes that are too big for me and it doesn’t look chic at all…
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 13h
You’re not scared? 😲
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 14h
She did but her farts ruined the audio, so it’s not in the podcast
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 14h
Hurryyyy I want those grays
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 14h
I’m gonna interview Kristen Bell about her career. Everything from The Good Place episode 1 to The Good Place episode 3.
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 14h
It’s Halloween. Get with the times.
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 15h
They pooped their pants. And they do wear pants.
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 15h
That’s not in your budget
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 15h
The mask has possessed me and I’m evil now
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 15h
This is actually so perfect
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 16h
So scratchy
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 16h
That’s what I THOUGHT
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 16h
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 16h
🔥🔥
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 16h
Then what’s your favorite part? 😟
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 16h
It’s perfect for a 5/10 slasher
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 16h
You’re so handy
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 16h
They’re kind of like this. Just imagine the green is skin.
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 16h
Pitching this to Tubi now
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 16h
There’s a lot of October left
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 16h
I like that the burlap has COFFEE in big bold letters
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 16h
Waiting 🫡
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 16h
You should kick it
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 16h
Nipples are sinful
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 16h
I do. Somebody around here can probably tell you what it is.
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 16h
Freaky deaky. But he’s still got a booty hole.
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 16h
The question being whether or not you want burlap curtains
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 16h
but no mouth, which is nice.
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 16h
and makeout with a witch
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 16h
I also took nudes, but I’m too pure to post those.
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 16h
Do you freaks like the mask I made? :)
Me in my Halloween costume, which is a scary scarecrow with a burlap mask. I am wearing a leather jacket, brown pants, and brown leather boots.A closeup of my burlap scarecrow mask. I am pushing my fingers into the eye holes.
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Clothes on
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Let’s makeout
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Look at us go. We have beautiful minds.
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
When you all hang out in the greenhouse and squirt. While watching Twilight because the greenhouse has a TV.
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Dear future employers, when I post about the couple who bones me and who both have HUGE loads, I’m talking about it in an intellectual queer studies solidarity way. Like… this is praxis. Or something.
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Is anything?
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You don’t want to be out anymore?
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Maybe three
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Too many people are only able to “understand” media that’s all feel good and without any subtleties at all. The story they want would be two happy gay farmers who call each other gay each morning and have no problems.
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Okay everyone meet at g’s place in 10
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