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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 38m
I need to tune out from politics. it's difficult when it feels like no horrible thing is outside the realm of possibility, but I'm in a really stressful situation personally and compounding it with the stuff going on at large is destroying me slowly
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 19h
Drink the water outta your toilet, you George Costanza looking motherfucker
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Feliscede @feliscede.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
I like maid Jax
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 14h
Tails sayingg fuc k
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 14h
Tails cussing
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gracie @iluvrabbitz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Alliance Against Gun Violence and Gun Violence Ticker. @gunviolenceticker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
*purrrr* oh wait I'm a dog
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
*burp*
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
that's what I figured. I know the benefit packages with government jobs are shit compared to what they used to be & they're always low-paying
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
overall, it seems like they're all at the same level for me in terms of speed. UPS and Fedex might have a slight advantage over USPS, especially after Louis Dejoy fucked everything up
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
*eats them*
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
another Strange Mail Thing when I was a kid, we had the same USPS deliverererer lady for at least a decade, and she replaced one we had for several years before that. now it's a new mail person literally every few months
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
UPS and Fedex stuff always arrives covered in a layer of dirt. Fedex has broken a few items on me and the boxes ALWAYS arrive beaten to hell. UPS is better, but you can kinda tell things get tossed around with them too.
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's strange to me how everyone seems to have differing experiences on how mail carriers handle your packages. for me, USPS is by far the best, UPS is in the middle and Fedex absolutely sucks. it's not a matter of the individual folks delivering, because that changes
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
so real
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I keep forgetting you can't do polls here and it's slightly disappointing every time
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gracie @iluvrabbitz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
everything I'm hearing about the official Sonic discord is about what I would've expected. the actual server is whatever, but everyone wants it to be the unhinged clusterfuck they're imagining, and now that it isn't that, they're just gonna start lying and making fake screenshots
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Wur @wurq.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Back in the day anime girls used to hide their long hair under these kind of caps to pretend to be a boy until the end of the episode
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think the big reason why I can't get into fall as a season is because it feels like we get like a week of it. a week of hoodie weather before it goes from summer to winter. it suckssss
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am making Valentine Shadowpaw the basis of my personality for the next 3,000 years
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
HRT that turns you into marie kanker
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The biggest aura boost was the episode where he had to dress up as a girl scout for some reason
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
but I digress
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Every Pokemon Frame in Order @pkmnframes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pokemon - Season 2 Episode 5 - Fit to Be Tide! Frame 706/2544 Caption: Squirt! Squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt! Timestamp: 00:06:47.143
Pokemon - Season 2 Episode 5 - Fit to Be Tide!
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Caption: Squirt!
Squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt!

Timestamp: 00:06:47.143
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
hey I think I'll watch Royal Romble 2000 on a whim that'll be f- IT'S TAZ
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
whenever I watch an old wrestling show and come across the source of a Botchamania soundbite, it activates my brain like a sleeper agent
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the funniest thing about wanting to stunner someone on concrete is that the concrete part would hurt you more than the guy you're stunner-ing
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it is not cute to wish I get tiger driver '98-ed through a stack of light tubes. it's not "cool" to want me to be DDT'd through an announce table. these threats against my safety will not be tolerated
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*does a little annoymaxxing, as a treat*
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'll at least try to be more of the fun kind of annoying than the angy kind
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
we all need to band together and focus on what's truly important complaining about Hasan Piker
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ok I'll stop being annoying now
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
don't fight back! fighting is bad! we must be even-tempered adults and concede everything to our opponents. just let them have everything. just give it all up and let them wipe their boots on our face. hell, give yourself a swirlie in the restroom. it's called bipartisanship!!!!
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
don't utilize your power, that breaches decorum! write a strongly worded letter instead! don't punish criminal behavior from government officials! just wag your finger extra hard!
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"don't solve the problem, pass a resolution that says that the problem is bad!" I hate centrist democrats so goddamn much.
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˗ˏˋ quinn 🩷🤍🧡 ˎˊ˗ @quintuplecasts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
many such cases
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Are there good candle brands other than Yankee? idk how to describe it, but even though their scents still fill the room, they're not overpowering in the way a lot of other brands seem to be
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I too am accepting boyfriend applications u must have 5 years experience and an ex I can call as a reference
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Something AI is responsible for that doesn't get enough talk: How, when it scrapes a website to illegally steal everything on it, it uses up a ton of its bandwidth allotment, crashing it or racking up massive fees for site owners.
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
like in terms of rock/punk there are quite a few gen z bands I know of and like, but I struggle to think of whatever's mainstream at this point
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
you kids like the lady gaga, right?
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I had to google "gen Z music" to figure out how to jokingly look out of touch bc I don't even know anymore
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
episode 089
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
oki I'm not Julie anymore but still please download and install totallynotmalware.apk
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hai I'm Julie I'm 34 and I love.. uhm.. tiktok,, and *reads notes* the little uzi vert
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have no reason 2 lie 2 u 😊
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
feeling silly might flood you with unsolicited DMs
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