Jell @jellham.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Realized I was definitely mixing up Coachella and Burning Man in my brain 000
Jell @jellham.bsky.social · 10/04/2026One time I ate at this lovely sushi place after a shitty day and it made my day so much better I tipped like 150%. The server asked if I made a mistake and I said no but asked if I could get her name. I emailed the place later praising her service. Like idk man it felt good to do that 000
Jell @jellham.bsky.social · 10/04/2026As someone from “the rest of the world” I fucking love tipping. I would tip at fast food places if I could. I would tip at corner stores. I’m flat broke and love tipping. Does it not feel good to know you made someone a little happier? Mf 100
Jell @jellham.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Really bizarre to me that some(!) Americans seem obsessed with the fact that “the rest of the world pays servers livable wages and they don’t rely on tips” because it’s always the kind of person to be like “I wish I didn’t have to tip my server” and like. You don’t like tipping? 100
Jell @jellham.bsky.social · 09/04/2026I don’t believe it’s human nature and especially “just how boys/men are” and I don’t think the author believed it either. Because not all boys are like this. Not all people are like this either. We wouldn’t have evolved if it was a dog eat dog world. 030
Jell @jellham.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Not to be all “won’t anyone think of the men” about it but. Young boys get pressured into being aggressive and dominant and such. After they reach puberty they also get pressured into being that sexually, (which the book doesn’t touch on) but it’s a thing in which this harm is clearest. 230
Jell @jellham.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Broke: Lord of the Flies is about human nature as a whole Woke: Lord of the Flies is about harm that the patriarchy does to young boys and the social and physical consequences that they face for straying away from it 1120
Jell @jellham.bsky.social · 22/11/2025so yeah. in a time when sickly skinny is ‘cool’ again, if you are tempted to go on that diet, or that extensive exercise regimen to achieve that elusive dream body here’s the truth: you’ll kill yourself. slowly and painfully. to achieve a thigh gap. which is fucking embarrassing 150
Jell @jellham.bsky.social · 22/11/2025my bulimia had me tasting my own cheeks fucking rotting from the inside because i threw up literal stomach acid on the daily. there’s permanent scars on the inside of my mouth. and im still fat! but I’m alive because I got SCARED. 140
Jell @jellham.bsky.social · 22/11/2025idk as an ed survivor it’s ok to not baby people with eating disorders. it’s ok to point out how grotesque it makes you look and how disgusting it makes you feel. if anything it’s needed to fight the romanticized version of the sickness. 151
Jell @jellham.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Straight up forgot the last time is supposed to be a love/breakup song. That’s about me and my father and his alcoholism 000
Jell @jellham.bsky.social · 12/11/2025The only Gaylor punishing her for being with a man is Dr Bryanlicious and we thank him for his service of talking about her allergy to serving and her plastic surgeries. He is funny as shit 130
Jell @jellham.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Saw a comment on TikTok that apparently Gaylors started the rumor that TS is maga “because they’re mad she isn’t dating a woman” That’s why I never take TikTok comments seriously those people are on so many levels of stupid 1190
Jell @jellham.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Just looked for more than two seconds at the pap walk pic. Why does Travis have allat cake 030
Jell @jellham.bsky.social · 06/11/2025That is just about the most hilarious thing I’ve heard all week 010
Jell @jellham.bsky.social · 22/10/2025I am willing to believe she’s straight; I will not for a second believe she’s not autistic 040
Jell @jellham.bsky.social · 22/10/2025Super interesting discussions on the feed about the whole terminal uniqueness thing, which reminds me: I took that line, and many others in the song, as a reference to autism. Especially late-diagnosed or even undiagnosed 170
Jell @jellham.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Swifties are catching up on TLOAS being a reflection of Debut and Beautiful Eyes (including in the color scheme) but they just think it’s bc she’s re-recording debut 🤭 010
Jell @jellham.bsky.social · 09/10/2025He had a radio on but it was super quiet and the only song he turned up was Fate of Ophelia. Then he turned it back down. What a king 000
Jell @jellham.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Do you want to hide your Adam’s apple or the fact that you don’t have one? Get fat. Do you want your desired style of clothing look more natural on you? Get fat. 010
Jell @jellham.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Fatness is actually the META when it comes to passing as a trans person. You’re a trans girl and want boobs? Get fat. You’re a trans guy and want to not draw attention to your boobs? Get fat. 110
Jell @jellham.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Every time someone posts asking for advice on how to pass better I have to swallow up my “get fatter”. Because it’s true but I am gonna get flamed. 110
Jell @jellham.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Didn’t his ex girlfriend allege that he emotionally abused her or something? I remember it being a huge thing for like a couple weeks in 2024 030
Reposted by Jelljohn doe 🍲🏳️⚧️ @downbadlor.bsky.social · 03/10/2025I AM HOLLERINGBCMWBFIEDLSLNW 47712
Jell @jellham.bsky.social · 06/10/2025I just know whoever is the author of the conspiracy of “Taylor Swift is a trans woman and a grandchild of the founder of the Satanist Church” is losing their mind over “I can make deals with the devil because my dick’s bigger” 1162
Jell @jellham.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Because being a hater is fun but they are bad at it. They can’t figure out how to be a hater without being hateful. It’s too complex for them 120
Jell @jellham.bsky.social · 05/10/2025I mean there’s also the whole thing of people (on TikTok specifically) taking it a step further, saying shit like “tin skin”, “Rosa Sparks” and “Tin Crow laws”. I find it troubling in general how eager some people are to be the equivalent of antiblack in a way that isn’t immediately punished. 121
Jell @jellham.bsky.social · 04/10/2025Not gonna try to claim Taylor is doing it in any sort of political statement way, but there’s more to this than, as Dr Bryanlicious would put it, her allergy to slaying. At least I believe so 130
Jell @jellham.bsky.social · 04/10/2025- visible logos, as a way of showing their ability to succeed in a world built against them. It was a huge “I MADE IT” sign. Chains and clothing with logos of huge fashion brands existed even before, especially with Chanel and VW, but the idea that it’s tacky comes from there 150
Jell @jellham.bsky.social · 04/10/2025It’s actually a bit more complicated than that afaik. Don’t quote me on this but the idea of “new money wear a lot of logos and it’s tacky” came from a place of antiblackness, as it was newly successful black people (especially music artists) that championed the fashion trend of wearing a lot of- 150
Jell @jellham.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Oh the normies are treating TLOAS the same way they did TTPD… oh goodie… 040
Jell @jellham.bsky.social · 03/10/2025- and equates Aaron to a toy she got when she was seven. 6. Regina ends up played by an openly lesbian Reneé Rapp in a movie adaptation of the musical, and she is the loudest “Regina is gay” truther ever 020
Jell @jellham.bsky.social · 03/10/2025- when her plan is actually much more complex and dubious 4. Weighs herself in a deleted scene (anti hero music video) 5. In a different deleted scene (that’s actually present in the musical adaptation) she tells Cady she didn’t actually want Aaron - she just didn’t want anyone else to have him- 120
Jell @jellham.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Regina George also: 1. Dates a football player throughout the movie 2. Cheats on her boyfriend (taycheater hello) 3. Keeps the burn book and underlines names in it, also when she adds her own picture there she first leaves a blank space for it making the viewer think it’s going to be about Cady- 120
Jell @jellham.bsky.social · 03/10/2025(Previous version of the thread wiped) Actually Romantic is truly giving Regina George claiming Janice was a lesbian and in love with her. In the end of the og movie it’s all but outwardly stated that Regina was the lesbian and happiest when in a pile of girls. 1123
Jell @jellham.bsky.social · 03/10/2025This now refers to the next post bc I had to delete the other one bc I made a crucial error 010
Jell @jellham.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Previous post brought to you by reading the Genius annotations for Actually Romantic and going “Oh, so you agree? Taylor would say that a woman makes her feel wet and more loved than any man ever?”media.tenor.coma woman is talking to a man and asking him if he agrees .Alt: Regina George in the movie mean girls saying So you agree? 190
Jell @jellham.bsky.social · 03/10/2025@drbryanlicious2.bsky.social is about to have a field day with straplor TikToks I can feel it 030
Jell @jellham.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Taylor repeatedly pressing on the idea that she has a huge dick in Father Figure is funny already but even funnier if we then take Wood’s constant reference to dicks as to her own 0151
Reposted by JellOkay, English Major 🩷🤍🧡 @spacefemalien.bsky.social · 30/09/2025Do you guys ever think about this 2012011
Jell @jellham.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Post inspired by someone genuinely asking how to compliment fat people without mentioning us being cuddly and pillowy. Genuinely couldn’t fathom they can just talk to a fat person the same way they would to a skinny person 010
Jell @jellham.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Would you like to play a game? You claimed to not let weight hinder your attraction to people. Before you is a beautiful fat woman. You have sixty seconds to compliment her, but beware - if you mention the words ‘soft’, ‘pillow’ or ‘ancient Greece’ you will explode immediately 120