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john doe 🍲🏳️‍⚧️

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if you’re reading this, i’m speculating 👁️👁️ i’m that one twitter that followed all the gaylors 🍲 anyway taylor swift girl kisser 🌈 ftm | he/they | queer | 90s kid #1 inthaf stan kaylors/lsk and antis dni

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john doe 🍲🏳️‍⚧️ @downbadlor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
jamming out to Cleveland! this morning in the car, as one does, and i look to the backseat and see in the mirror my toddler bopping her head up and down smiling ear to ear - she gets it 🙂‍↕️
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Taylor Swift's Powerful Eras Tour Performance
ALT: Taylor Swift's Powerful Eras Tour Performance
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idk @idkman159.swifties.social · 29/09/2026
Lmaoooooo
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A win for women's equality!!!!

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For 57 years, Yoko Ono was blamed for ruining a man's art. Now Travis Kelce is getting the same blame for Taylor Swift's.
[image of Taylor and Travis at the Cavs vs. Knicks game]
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alen @taynikamybrand.swifties.social · 28/09/2026
tayvis at the us open if it slayed
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KP @kpinreallife.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Starting a rumor that this was filmed at the wedding
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laken ⏾⋆˙⟡࿐࿔ @lakenspiraling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
taylor swift in bed with a woman i used to dream of times like this
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john doe 🍲🏳️‍⚧️ @downbadlor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Haven’t watched the video saw this on her insta I need them both to punch me
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john doe 🍲🏳️‍⚧️ @downbadlor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can’t watch VMAs when can I watch video on the youtube
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john doe 🍲🏳️‍⚧️ @downbadlor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Everyone needs to watch this immediately
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Robert Brower on Instagram: "The Life of a Cotton Eye Joe-girl has made its way to Instagram 🤠✨ I believe I am Patient Zero for Cotton Eye Joe-ing my way through the new tracks on @taylorswift’s “The ...
14K likes, 101 comments - robbrower on September 26, 2026: "The Life of a Cotton Eye Joe-girl has made its way to Instagram 🤠✨ I believe I am Patient Zero for Cotton Eye Joe-ing my way through the new...
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john doe 🍲🏳️‍⚧️ @downbadlor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wait I’m assuming she wasn’t at the game right
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john doe 🍲🏳️‍⚧️ @downbadlor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
💀
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john doe 🍲🏳️‍⚧️ @downbadlor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
‘Gushes’ is a crazy word to use here
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john doe 🍲🏳️‍⚧️ @downbadlor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My friend just said “I don’t understand pink clouding bc I don’t know what it’s supposed to mean so I don’t really like it” girl
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john doe 🍲🏳️‍⚧️ @downbadlor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is so funny to me I’m sorry
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john doe 🍲🏳️‍⚧️ @downbadlor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pressing play again
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Star Demands More!
Alt: Star Demands More!
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john doe 🍲🏳️‍⚧️ @downbadlor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Cleveland Browns actually made her write that song to change the SEO bc they are Bad
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john doe 🍲🏳️‍⚧️ @downbadlor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I will not be shutting up about it so if anyone doesn’t find me insufferable let’s go to Cleveland!
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amanda 🐞 @amandaahope.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Breaking news: Cleveland! is the funniest song I’ve ever heard
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john doe 🍲🏳️‍⚧️ @downbadlor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
‘I know it seems like he shines so bright but he's bathing in your reflected light on a free solo social climb’ is crazy bc that’s literally the kelces??
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john doe 🍲🏳️‍⚧️ @downbadlor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
CLEVELAND! GIVES CHEESY HALLMARK MOVIE INTRO VIBES and she’s kind of telling that story bc they are like wow 😍 then like maybe not 🙅🏻‍♂️ and now she’s not insufferable anymore so now they’re married
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john doe 🍲🏳️‍⚧️ @downbadlor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
First listen is screaming Second listen is crying Third listen is analyzing (I don’t know how to do this one)
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Aerin Moriarty(they/them) @aerinmoriarty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Holy fuck 20 watches on ice is her life in the closet
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vi0let 💜🥨 @myeyesviolet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
jumping off very tall somethings party at my house
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john doe 🍲🏳️‍⚧️ @downbadlor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wood is CRINGE CRINGE Cleveland! is FUNNY cringe run it back please
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john doe 🍲🏳️‍⚧️ @downbadlor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
THEBURGUNDYONMYTSHIRTWHENYOUSPLASHEDYOURWINEINTOMESOSCARLETITWAS THEMARKTHEYSAWONMYCOLLARBONETHERUSTTHATGREWBETWEENTELEPHONESTHELIPSIUSEDTOCALLHOMESOSCARLETITWAS MAROON 😩😩😩
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john doe 🍲🏳️‍⚧️ @downbadlor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
THE RUBIES THAT I GAVE UP
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john doe 🍲🏳️‍⚧️ @downbadlor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
HOWD WE END UP ON THE FLOOR ANYWAY??????
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john doe 🍲🏳️‍⚧️ @downbadlor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
OKAY BABYLON ENDED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT TO MAROON FUCK OFF
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john doe 🍲🏳️‍⚧️ @downbadlor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT THEN YOU KEEP IT MOVING???
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john doe 🍲🏳️‍⚧️ @downbadlor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Strings on Babylon
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Amy Poehler Chefs Kiss
ALT: Amy Poehler Chefs Kiss
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Jo 💗💜💙 @meandmyghosts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
shaking ass and losing my mind lmaoo
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john doe 🍲🏳️‍⚧️ @downbadlor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I LOVE a pop upbeat song with the most DEPRESSING LYRICS
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Bob's Burgers Boy's Headphone Dance
ALT: Bob's Burgers Boy's Headphone Dance
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john doe 🍲🏳️‍⚧️ @downbadlor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
HE ALREADY TOOOOOK ME TO CLEEEEVELAND 🤩✨
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john doe 🍲🏳️‍⚧️ @downbadlor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why does the beginning of Cleveland make it feel like she romanticising it
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Erinna @erinnashairpin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Twerk
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john doe 🍲🏳️‍⚧️ @downbadlor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
SO LETS GET INTO IT 👏
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john doe 🍲🏳️‍⚧️ @downbadlor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
First note immediately 13/10
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afterglowlor 🌞✨ @afterglowlor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
me @ the world
"there’s not there's not going to be a swimming pool" meme with the text "wedding photos" filled in
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john doe 🍲🏳️‍⚧️ @downbadlor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wait do we get to hear these songs at midnight tonight? Why do I forget how releases work? And we get a music video Sunday?
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john doe 🍲🏳️‍⚧️ @downbadlor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
maybe her and dakota johnson will kiss 😍
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john doe 🍲🏳️‍⚧️ @downbadlor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Cleveland is crazy btw what goes on up there
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john doe 🍲🏳️‍⚧️ @downbadlor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i would go to war for joe
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john doe 🍲🏳️‍⚧️ @downbadlor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
PLEASE 😭
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john doe 🍲🏳️‍⚧️ @downbadlor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
GNAWING AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE
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john doe 🍲🏳️‍⚧️ @downbadlor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
JENNA MARBLES IS FORTY YEARS OLD WHAT THE FUCK
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john doe 🍲🏳️‍⚧️ @downbadlor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
still thinking about suitlor
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john doe 🍲🏳️‍⚧️ @downbadlor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i can take them both (not in a fight)
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john doe 🍲🏳️‍⚧️ @downbadlor.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If Brandon Aubrey outscores Malik Nabers in fantasy I lose wtf
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john doe 🍲🏳️‍⚧️ @downbadlor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Never assume you’re going to win in fantasy bc I’ve had a 75%-85% chance of winning since about 2:30pm and now my opponent is clawing their way back and I’m at 55% chance to win
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Old Man Falls Down (The Simpsons)
Alt: Old Man Falls Down (The Simpsons)
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john doe 🍲🏳️‍⚧️ @downbadlor.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
sleep deprived shower thought (i literally just got out of the shower) Wi$h Li$t MV but it’s the film from her wedding
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john doe 🍲🏳️‍⚧️ @downbadlor.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
karlie being at the wedding is so funny to me bc what if travis was just like, ‘come on you guys were such good friends we should invite her’ and taylor just lets out a huge sigh like ‘yeah sure’ bc it’s easier than explaining
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