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Joshua Keep

@jekeep.bsky.social
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Working class (USA Today/Wall Street Journal) bestselling author! Numerous Amazon All-Star winner. Husband of the cooler @jmkeep.bsky.social! cPTSD, love, disability & Union talk. Newfoundlander. I block anyone defending "genAI". #Horror #Romancelandia

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Joshua Keep @jekeep.bsky.social · 19h
Good horror always gets shitty reviews. The only ones that get good reviews are tepid, lousy horror for normies. There, I said it.
Other Mommy tops box office despite terrible reviews
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Joshua Keep @jekeep.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Really in the mood for some bleak ass, dark feelings horror. So time to go to one of @jmkeep.bsky.social and I's favourite horror films: Lovely Molly (2011)
Lovely Molly poster
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Joshua Keep @jekeep.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Byzantium" is not just a great feminist look at the vampire story, but a fabulous film in general.
Byzantium (2012)
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Joshua Keep @jekeep.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This was the fucker
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Joshua Keep @jekeep.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Last night we watched "Together" (2025) and it really blew us away. Totally not what we expected. Some quality body horror in there, but the thematic twists were what really did it. Wouldn't wanna spoiler anything if you haven't already seen it. Must watch horror film.
Together film poster

Two eyes fusing together
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Joshua Keep @jekeep.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I never do this, but a guy named "fleshpockets" is defending a rapist and claiming to be friends with a lot of rapists. FFS.
Post reading: I don't mean to downplay sexual assault but I also have known a lot of good people who had to learn healthy boundaries by violating someone else's and never forgetting the experience
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Joshua Keep @jekeep.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"The Outsider" (2020) series was probably the best Stephen King based production I've ever seen. Absolute shame they canceled it after a single measly season. Great vibes throughout. A horror mystery where the crime is slowly unveiled, but hard for the characters to swallow.
The Outsider intro shot, man in a reflection of a lake, but not above.
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Joshua Keep @jekeep.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"The Gift" (2015" is such a tremendous ride. It takes such surprising turns. A very well crafted story, creepy, unnerving, cathartic at times. Just rewatched it and it still holds up oh so well.
The Gift movie poster. Tagline: The past will be your present
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Joshua Keep @jekeep.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Name a non-LOTR character that could resist the One Ring:
Kira Nerys ds9
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Joshua Keep @jekeep.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I love that the only vacant corner is "best value". A chart for our times.
Graph of best and worst cities for value
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Joshua Keep @jekeep.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I love that Steam not only doesn't save my age -- despite telling it to so I can look at whatever -- but it also just presumes I was literally born this year. Great job.
Enter birthdate:

1 January 2026
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Joshua Keep @jekeep.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Richard III (1995) always sticks with me. Very stylistic and out of time.
Ian Mckellan as Richard III
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Joshua Keep @jekeep.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Lenin
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Joshua Keep @jekeep.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Yeah from what I can tell a lot of people are very proud of the fact they hate a show they've never seen.
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Joshua Keep @jekeep.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Oh
Isreel plans space weapons capable of striking earth
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Joshua Keep @jekeep.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Oh. Okay then.
Headline: CIA told Russia not to attack NATO
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Joshua Keep @jekeep.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
They think we're all idiots. It could not be more obviously slop.
Obviously take art progression, where the it's clearly AI cows
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Joshua Keep @jekeep.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Art is not supposed to be easier! There are a lot of things in life that are supposed to be easier. Ridding the world of heart attacks, making the roads smoother, making old people more comfortable in the winter, but not Art. Art should always be tough. Art should demand something of you. Art should involve foot-pounds of energy being expended. It's not supposed to be easier, and those who want it easier should not be artists. They should be out selling public relations copy.
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Joshua Keep @jekeep.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I am so tired. What are we even doing here?
Flashlight and silent modes on phone with "AI suggestions"
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Joshua Keep @jekeep.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Every billionaire looks like a necromancer lich
City councillor urges billionaire Jim Pattison to personally deliver final cheques to laid-off mill workers
Hundreds of jobs have been lost as Canfor closes mills around B.C. in moves company says are 'gut-wrenching'
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Joshua Keep @jekeep.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Somehow, two of the coolest, most interesting women leads in years are both coming in the same game. #FireEmblem
Leda Fire Emblem Fortune's weaveTheodora Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave
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Joshua Keep @jekeep.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
These are some pictures from his instagram account, got his account name there.
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Joshua Keep @jekeep.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Today I learned that not only is the alt-right's "Giga Chad" masculinity icon a real person... He's a communist who grew up in East Germany, and defends it as a happy, safe place to have lived. This is hilarious for them.
The big jawed "Giga Chad"
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Joshua Keep @jekeep.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
MEGAN 2.0 is a direct sequel to the first. Except, unlike the first, which was horror... it's a pure comedy. And it's not a very well written comedy? But don't worry, it compensates for the unfunny jokes with sheer quantity of them. Everything is a bad joke or poor acting (which is funny, trust me)
Megan 2.0 poster
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Joshua Keep @jekeep.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
"Dogs are great for anxiety!" Look, I love my boy. But if there is one thing in this world he is not good for: it's anxiety. He is an explosive noise machine that goes off at random intervals. Our next pet is gonna be a rabbit.
Laszlo. On the floor.
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Joshua Keep @jekeep.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Where do these evil commies even come up with these wild accusations?!
The Conservation headline:
What is Falun Gong and why does the Chinese Communist Party want to suppress it? Additionally, the government engaged in a massive propaganda campaign against the group: It denounced Falun Gong exercises as physically harmful, accused the group of instructing its adherents not to seek medical help for dangerous health conditions, and insisted that Li was engineering a plot to disrupt social order and challenge government rule. He also preached that following his teachings was the only way to cure health problems at their spiritual core: Doctors, particularly those who practiced Western medicine, could only treat the physical symptoms. Li taught that disease was rooted in the negative effects of moral and spiritual decline.
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Joshua Keep @jekeep.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie released the year you turned 18? Going with two. A solid horror film I really like, and then Lord of the Rings. Because I'm a dork, what can I say?
Session 9 horror filmThe Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
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Joshua Keep @jekeep.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Really wanna re-watch "Messiah of Evil" (1974) but apparently we don't have it? I would've bet anything I saw this in our collection. This one leaves a mark on you though. Highly recommend.
Messiah of Evil poster
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Joshua Keep @jekeep.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
"Backrooms: (2026) is another amazing film, I see why it's getting so much praise. Had strong vibes of Channel Zero, with a touch of Vivarium. And a hint of Severence. It'll stick with me for a while, I feel.
Backrooms poster
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Joshua Keep @jekeep.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I feel like the only fiction that ever seriously tackles the issue of what such long lifespans would do to a mind, is vampire stories. Which reminds me of the song "If We Were Vampires":
If we were vampires and death was a joke
We'd go out on the sidewalk and smoke
Laugh at all the lovers and their plans
I wouldn't feel the need to hold your hand
Maybe time running out is a gift
I'll work hard 'til the end of my shift
And give you every second I can find
And hope it isn't me who's left behind

t's knowing that this can't go on forever
Likely one of us will have to spend some days alone
Maybe we'll get forty years together
But one day I'll be gone
Or one day you'll be gone
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Joshua Keep @jekeep.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
"Obsession" was really really good, but my favourite highlight might've been when the one character loses their mind and immediately makes AI slop of them both.
Obsession, lead character
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Joshua Keep @jekeep.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Xanadu proves you CAN make a musical that is utterly boring and unremarkable.
Xanadu poster
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Joshua Keep @jekeep.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I love when people use this quote bereft of all context, to imply he was saying: 'let's put a gun to the people's heads!' FYI: he was warning against the power of militaries and the need for civilian control to systemically supercede it.
Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun

-Mao Zedong
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Joshua Keep @jekeep.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Just watched "Tango and Cash" and... I can't think of a single redeeming thing to say about it. Every single aspect was dreadful. Even Kurt Russel stank in this, and I like him! The writing was abysmal, and the soundtrack terrible.
Tango and Cash poster
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Joshua Keep @jekeep.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
My friend in China added:
是的,我学过新修订的《民法典》,游戏皮肤、虚拟道具、数字藏品、账号财产价值等受法律保护,且可以被继承。2. 平台不能仅凭用户协议就单方任意抹除财产价值。运营商不能以“最终解释权”“许可协议”为由,无正当理由封禁、删除、收回用户付费取得的数字财产;若随意销毁数字资产造成财产损失,用户可主张侵权赔偿、合同违约赔偿。
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Joshua Keep @jekeep.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The couple who climbed the Empire State Building are being called "protestors" for putting up a banner calling for generic peace and love. This is tacit acknowledgement that the US stands firmly against peace and love.
Headline: 2 protesters arrested after scaling top of Empire State Building antenna
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Joshua Keep @jekeep.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
This is so cool. China's built giant hydroelectric batteries for green energy. It pumps water up there when wind/solar is in abundance, to be poured through and generate electricity in downtimes.
A large dam atop a hill, no water visibly running into it.
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Joshua Keep @jekeep.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
What exactly is traditional about a Catholic rejecting the divine authority of the Pope?
AP headline trafionalist Catholics defying pope
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Joshua Keep @jekeep.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Ocarina of Time was the story of a boy forced to sacrifice his youth and grow up far too soon for the sake of helping others. And for that reason: yes I was one of those who teared up at the teaser. This game hit me at the perfect time in my life. A masterpiece that claimed a spot in my heart.
Link from the Ocarina of Time remake teaser, from Nintendo #OcarinaofTime #Zelda #ZeldaOoT
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Joshua Keep @jekeep.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Watching Orson Welles' "The Trial" and it's so damn good. A dreamlike allegory of the existence of a closeted gay man.
The Trial movie poster
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Joshua Keep @jekeep.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
In fact the US has kept Afghanistan's money, literally starving children there that it was needed to feed. Vietnam was barred from trading on the world market until it paid the US back -- with interest -- for the cost of massacring millions of Vietnamese. (Which they only recently did.) Good read!
The Vietnam War was a humiliating defeat for the United States. Afghanistan was a debacle. What both of these defeats have in common, however, is the absence of broader implications. The Americans went home defeated, and the war ended.
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Joshua Keep @jekeep.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
If you treat human existence like a game without morals or real human lives, the way we're governed makes a lot of sense.
Civilization 6 making me think destroying nature, fueling hopeless wars and climate change is food
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Joshua Keep @jekeep.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Yeah, Americans are ignorant and shocked because you make an effort to misinform them.
Taiwan opposition leader says Xi meeting avoided 'reunification' talkTong: Americans don't know much about Taiwan. So when you say that you oppose independence, how do you explain that to the American audience? Because for an American audience, that sounds a little shocking.
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Joshua Keep @jekeep.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Great stuff.
Conflicting news reports about the war ending whole it escalates
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Joshua Keep @jekeep.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Today's the birthday of the best, most kindest and special person I've ever met: my endlessly caring wife and best-friend, @jmkeep.bsky.social I could not have been more lucky in love. No more perfect a partner could ever be waiting for me out there. Every day shared with you is a joy and honour.
Best person in the world and her son Laszlo
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Joshua Keep @jekeep.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I love Chinese social media.
Tomodachi Life screenshot on RedNote, of Karl Marx and Engels #TomodachiLife
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Joshua Keep @jekeep.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
The Nightmare on Elm Street remake was abysmal. Especially egregious considering it was such a needless remake to begin with, the original holds up fabulously. The new Freddy missed the mark entirely with his attempts to be creepy.
nightmare on elm street poster
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Joshua Keep @jekeep.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Cool, so that's done then
Confirm appointment text

I confirm 

It thanks me then says it didn't work
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Joshua Keep @jekeep.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Fox News anchor in Beijing admits to parking illegally, and then uses the $40 USD ticket as evidence of China's authoritarianism.
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Joshua Keep @jekeep.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
This snippet of Star Trek Next Generation got a lot of traction for a while because of people's hope for Irish reunification. But what was really standout was Data putting the comfortably detached Picard in his place: Violence is sometimes the only tool the oppressors leave the oppressed.
Data talking about the Irish unification.
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