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Jeff Giles

@jefito.com
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Director of Curation and Editorial for @harmonic.fm. Proprietor of Jefitoblog. Writer, editor, author of several books. Podcast host. More info here: linktr.ee/jeffgiles

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Jeff Giles @jefito.com · 27/09/2026
Last week's #GH highlighted the show's long, long, *long*-running problem with sloppy writing for a character who has absolutely aged out of the role he's supposed to be playing. My latest for Diagnosis Daytime pleads for change: diagnosisdaytime.blogspot.com/2026/09/crit...
Yuri backgammons; Carly corrects; Charlotte argues; Jordan smirks; Chase thinks; Valentin counsels; Hudson bores us; Willow wonders; Desmond wants to go home
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Jeff Giles @jefito.com · 21/09/2026
Last week's #GH could have been worse. This is not necessarily an endorsement. My latest for Diagnosis Daytime: diagnosisdaytime.blogspot.com/2026/09/crit...
Molly rolls her eyes, Joss is sarcastic, Alexis is appalled, Brook Lynn prays to St. Lila, Ava pauses, Dante does yoga
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Jeff Giles @jefito.com · 13/09/2026
I went into last week's #GH with low expectations... and came away very pleasantly surprised, at least in some respects: diagnosisdaytime.blogspot.com/2026/09/crit...
Brook Lynn cries, Trina yells, Ned counsels; Emma and Gio sigh, Anna fires, Jordan questions; Britt rages, Drew smarms, Willow sasses
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Jeff Giles @jefito.com · 09/09/2026
This edition of Critical Diagnosis is late because I spent a lot of Labor Day weekend wondering what there is to say about #GH right now... and thinking about the show's relationship with the depiction of labor in general: diagnosisdaytime.blogspot.com/2026/09/crit...
Charlotte screams; Anna shoots; Nina picks, Ava ticks; Laura laughs, Sonny boggles; Outback sits; Tina sings, Gio plays; Baines gives orders; Sidwell sighs
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Jeff Giles @jefito.com · 30/08/2026
A fully functional soap knows how to stagger its story-building so something meaningful is happening on any given day. Right now, #GH is not a fully functional soap. My latest for Diagnosis Daytime bemoans this sorry state of affairs: diagnosisdaytime.blogspot.com/2026/08/crit...
Lucas, Fitzpatrick, and a Swiffer; Laura looks; Brennan broods; Willow whatevers; Martin grimaces; Isaiah realizes he's being wasted; Anna can't breathe
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Jeff Giles @jefito.com · 23/08/2026
#GH is woofing through the dog days of summer, and it's left me with some bones to pick. My latest for Diagnosis Daytime is an airing of grievances: diagnosisdaytime.blogspot.com/2026/08/crit...
Lucy's skeptical, Jason's malfunctioning, Joe's barely on, Phoebe's had enough of Joss, Trina's had enough of the writers, Sidwell's ready for his new cellmate, Curtis is behind bars
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Jeff Giles @jefito.com · 16/08/2026
Last week's #GH was better than the one before it, but that was an alarmingly low bar to clear. My latest for Diagnosis Daytime: diagnosisdaytime.blogspot.com/2026/08/crit...
Scout is sad, Jacinda is mortified, Anna is pissed; Peter is slimy, Curtis is delusional; Willow is confused, Hudson is lame, Michael is in charge
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Jeff Giles @jefito.com · 03/08/2026
Last week's #GH featured some "War of the Roses"-type black comedy, a disastrous recast, and a truly absurd display of post-paralysis muscles. Breaking it down for Diagnosis Daytime here: diagnosisdaytime.blogspot.com/2026/08/crit...
False Ethan; Doofus Gio; Skeptical Liz; Twitterpated Nina and Brennan; Sportsy Liz and Dante; Jackass Drew; Lame Hudson; Brief Olivia and Ned
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Jeff Giles @jefito.com · 26/07/2026
Last week's #GH was stuffed with fluff, but we did get an intriguing recast and a Friday cliffhanger out of it. I go over the highs and lows in my latest for Diagnosis Daytime: diagnosisdaytime.blogspot.com/2026/07/crit...
Scout schemes; Brook Lynn's neck itches; Quinn seethes; Nina shoves; Britt has hat hair; Anna freezes; Tracy feigns surprise
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Jeff Giles @jefito.com · 19/07/2026
Last week's #GH proved that while the show still has narrative momentum on its side, the writers haven't learned enough from mistakes of the past. My latest for Diagnosis Daytime breaks it down: diagnosisdaytime.blogspot.com/2026/07/crit...
Britt huffs; Jason weeps; Tristan grins; Anna and Valentin embrace; Portia contracts; Molly and Cody experience s'more withdrawal; Brennan and Nina smooch; Baby Ashford experiences his last moment of true peace; Drew shushes
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Jeff Giles @jefito.com · 15/07/2026
Gross here too!
The fucking sun
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Jeff Giles @jefito.com · 13/07/2026
There are a number of important things #GH is doing right — and there's at least one crucial area where the show is well and truly screwing everything up. My latest for Diagnosis Daytime: diagnosisdaytime.blogspot.com/2026/07/crit...
Chase thinks; Brennan disappoints; Liz deduces; Peter haunts; Anna panics; Carly and Valentin suck face; Jordan touches face; Fitzpatrick Fitzpatricks
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Jeff Giles @jefito.com · 07/07/2026
"Blinking is against my religion"
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Jeff Giles @jefito.com · 05/07/2026
Last week's #GH was an action-packed doozy that ended a major storyline in a way that sets the stage for several others to advance. My latest for Diagnosis Daytime offers two thumbs up: diagnosisdaytime.blogspot.com/2026/07/crit...
James and his uncle point weapons; Carly gets ready to swallow a planet; Cullum and Sidwell sneer; Joss and Liesl save the world; Fitzpatrick emotes; Nina wonders why Brennan isn't breathing; Z says hello
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Jeff Giles @jefito.com · 02/07/2026
She learned everything she knows from Peter Cetera's "Glory of Love" video:
"I don't know what to do with my hands"
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Jeff Giles @jefito.com · 30/06/2026
Proud Graduate of the Cameron Mathison School of Eyeball Acting
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Jeff Giles @jefito.com · 29/06/2026
A busy weekend delayed this edition of Critical Diagnosis, but (hopefully) better late than never, here's a rundown of last week's #GH: diagnosisdaytime.blogspot.com/2026/06/crit...
Rocco is pained; Felicia, Mac, Emma, and Anna are reunited; Drew is devious and Sidwell is intrigued; Charlotte is eavesdropping; the WSB is slipping; Fitzpatrick is a graduate of the Cameron Mathison School of Eye Acting; Alexis is exasperated
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Jeff Giles @jefito.com · 26/06/2026
And less subtle than peek-a-boo Ethan!
Peek-a-boo, Ethan sees you
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Jeff Giles @jefito.com · 22/06/2026
He's no Kim Cattrall
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Jeff Giles @jefito.com · 21/06/2026
Last week's #GH found the show taking a breath after a burst of action, which means a lot of what happened was kind of inessential — but it still had its moments. My latest for Diagnosis Daytime breaks it all down: diagnosisdaytime.blogspot.com/2026/06/crit...
Molly is grossed out; Brook Lynn is peeved; Dante is unamused; Valentin and Carly are horny; Britt is psychosomatically unwell
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Jeff Giles @jefito.com · 14/06/2026
For the second week in a row, #GH served up a (mostly) full buffet of the good stuff. My latest for Diagnosis Daytime gives credit where it's due: diagnosisdaytime.blogspot.com/2026/06/crit...
Stella shouts; Sidwell aims; Laura grimaces; Fitzpatrick swoons; Curtis threatens; Cassius intercedes; Ethan steals
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Jeff Giles @jefito.com · 07/06/2026
Last week's #GH was a lot of fun! Dare we hope for more of it? My latest for Diagnosis Daytime breaks it all down: diagnosisdaytime.blogspot.com/2026/06/crit...
Cullum lurks; Valentin smirks; Sidwell is irked; Joss goes Bill Nye; Pascal's afraid to die; Sonny says hi; Lucas steals; Lucy feels; Liesl squeals
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Jeff Giles @jefito.com · 31/05/2026
It was a short week for #GH, but there was still enough room for an out-of-the-blue development that I found objectively funny yet also rant-worthy. My latest for Diagnosis Daytime: diagnosisdaytime.blogspot.com/2026/05/crit...
Kristina swallows a fly; Chase thinks hard; Apollo is supposed to be dashing; Ava is convinced; Alexis isn't
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Jeff Giles @jefito.com · 26/05/2026
It's Casey the Motherfucking Alien
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Jeff Giles @jefito.com · 24/05/2026
Its current major storyline has finally reached the stage where people stop keeping stupid secrets, which helped make last week's #GH fairly fun. My latest for Diagnosis Daytime: diagnosisdaytime.blogspot.com/2026/05/crit...
Anna vandalizes; Isiah winces; Fitzpatrick mugs; a chair explodes
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Jeff Giles @jefito.com · 18/05/2026
My latest Blindspotting column offers a first-timer's perspective on Iggy Pop's "The Idiot" — an album I ultimately found easy to respect, but hard to enjoy: www.jefitoblog.com/blindspottin...
Iggy Pop, "The Idiot" (1977)
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Jeff Giles @jefito.com · 18/05/2026
Last week's #GH was pretty skippable overall, but it had its moments. My latest for Diagnosis Daytime breaks it all down: diagnosisdaytime.blogspot.com/2026/05/crit...
Brennan gets poked; Brennan takes a nap; Charlotte is shocked; Lulu sneers; Curtis punches Isaiah; Elizabeth sees through it all
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Jeff Giles @jefito.com · 12/05/2026
My latest Nielsens column looks back at what we were (and weren't) watching this week in 1986, including a certain all-star sequel miniseries led by one Patrick Swayze: www.jefitoblog.com/the-nielsens...
Patrick Swayze and some other guy from "North & South Book II"
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Jeff Giles @jefito.com · 12/05/2026
This #GH column was delayed by Mother's Day, which is fitting, because last week's show was driven by a lot of mom-related action: diagnosisdaytime.blogspot.com/2026/05/crit...
Elizabeth puts the pieces together; Valentin gets the drop on Brennan; Cassius chokes out Joss; Dante reels; Nina wails
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Jeff Giles @jefito.com · 07/05/2026
In which the mighty @milesklee.bsky.social points at the Coca-Cola Freestyle machine like Donald Sutherland in the closing moments of "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" and eloquently, persuasively argues that it is "a reminder that we are not meant to play god": flaminghydra.com/issue-559/
Carbonated, high-fructose hubris
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Jeff Giles @jefito.com · 04/05/2026
It was a scattered week of random asides and wheel-spinning on #GH, but things look like they're about to pick up. My latest for Diagnosis Daytime: diagnosisdaytime.blogspot.com/2026/05/crit...
Lucy smirks, Liesl seethes, Ava grimaces, Valentin and Carly suck face, Cassius yells, Brick oozes, Brennan hyperventilates
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Jeff Giles @jefito.com · 04/05/2026
Monday being a little rough with you? Take the edge off with my latest Let's Get Soft column, which takes a hard look at Air Supply's "The One That You Love" album: www.jefitoblog.com/lets-get-sof...
Air Supply, "The One That You Love" (1981)
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Jeff Giles @jefito.com · 26/04/2026
Last week's #GH sent a couple of young lovebirds to New York for "Aladdin" on Broadway, but in all other respects, these episodes were not a whole new world. My latest for Diagnosis Daytime: diagnosisdaytime.blogspot.com/2026/04/crit...
Valentin frowns; Cassius yells; Liesl declines; Ric objects; Gio and Emma remain adorable; Nina sighs; Isaiah thinks about brushing up his resume; Drew blinks; Rocco confesses
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Jeff Giles @jefito.com · 20/04/2026
Have you ever wondered what happened to Louie Louie after he scored a Top 20 hit in 1990 with "Sittin' in the Lap of Luxury"? Probably not! But I'm here to tell the story anyway: www.jefitoblog.com/the-one-afte...
Louie Louie, "The State I'm In" (1990)
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Jeff Giles @jefito.com · 19/04/2026
Last week's #GH included some tearful blackmail, some sloppy spy work, and a baby. My latest for Diagnosis Daytime breaks down the highs, lows, and many in betweens: diagnosisdaytime.blogspot.com/2026/04/crit...
Cat fight! Bar fight! Baby face! Ethan face! Baby secret agent face!
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Jeff Giles @jefito.com · 12/04/2026
Soap fans know that whenever someone gets behind the wheel of a car, an accident is about to happen. Last week's #GH indulged in that trope, as well as a few others: diagnosisdaytime.blogspot.com/2026/04/crit...
Brennan pleads; Jacinda spies; Valentin helps; Trina sings while Gio plays; Curtis smiles while Jordan screams
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Jeff Giles @jefito.com · 05/04/2026
Last week's #GH forced us to reset the show's "Days Without a Long-Lost Twin Incident" counter back to zero. Read all about it right here: diagnosisdaytime.blogspot.com/2026/04/crit...
Cassius is nefarious, Britt is pissed, Jordan is over it, Willow is shocked, Pascal is drunk, James is adorable
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Jeff Giles @jefito.com · 29/03/2026
Last week's #GH was close to perfect. My latest for Diagnosis Daytime urges you to see for yourself: diagnosisdaytime.blogspot.com/2026/03/crit...
Cullum threatens Britt; Jason punches Cullum; Rocco shoots Cullum; Dante has a headache; Marco bleeds out
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Jeff Giles @jefito.com · 22/03/2026
While last week's #GH didn't accomplish much, it did include a pregnancy scare, a little in flagrante delicto, and a comically stupid assassination attempt. Read all about it! diagnosisdaytime.blogspot.com/2026/03/crit...
Tracy smells like manure, Jordan smells a rat, Olivia smells sex and candy, Michael smells a family meeting brewing, Chase smells Brook Lynn ovulating, and Jason smells like old leather and potato chips
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Jeff Giles @jefito.com · 15/03/2026
Last week's #GH included lots of conversations about people doing major things, but very little in terms of those things actually getting done. My latest for Diagnosis Daytime tries to make sense of it all: diagnosisdaytime.blogspot.com/2026/03/crit...
Charlotte is cunning; Dante is surprised; Maxie is hurt; Britt is panicked; Jason looks the same as always
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Jeff Giles @jefito.com · 08/03/2026
Last week's #GH was full of surprises — and while some were quite silly, most of them point in positive directions for the show. My latest for Diagnosis Daytime breaks it all down: diagnosisdaytime.blogspot.com/2026/03/crit...
Valentin gets caught; Chase and Brook Lynn get a surprise; Carly gets some; Emma gets pouty; Delilah got a tattoo
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Jeff Giles @jefito.com · 01/03/2026
Last week's #GH was all about revealing how deeply a certain bad guy has his hooks into half the town. Read all about it in my latest for Diagnosis Daytime: diagnosisdaytime.blogspot.com/2026/03/crit...
Michael bleeds; Laura seethes; Willow smirks; Gio woos; Ric confesses; Sidwell gloats
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Jeff Giles @jefito.com · 26/02/2026
I'm pleased to report that my latest Blindspotting column put some Scott Walker in my ears for the first time: www.jefitoblog.com/blindspottin...
Scott Walker, brooding in an eyeball
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Jeff Giles @jefito.com · 22/02/2026
Last week's #GH included a hospital homecoming, some political gamesmanship, and a tribute to a legend of daytime drama. It's all in my latest column for Diagnosis Daytime: diagnosisdaytime.blogspot.com/2026/02/crit...
Lucas is sad; Chase is dumb; Alexis is intrigued; Ric and Elizabeth are kissing; Dante and Nathan are perplexed; Wiley is a narc
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Jeff Giles @jefito.com · 22/02/2026
This week's music recommendations include new tracks from SleazyWorld Go, Julia Cumming, Ashley McBryde, Labi Siffre, and more: www.jefitoblog.com/new-music-fr...
Cropped cover art from Lucid Express' "Instant Comfort" album (2026)
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Jeff Giles @jefito.com · 19/02/2026
Bruce Willis in the infamous bomb "Hudson Hawk," which I saw in theaters twice
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Jeff Giles @jefito.com · 16/02/2026
A terrible person made me listen to Train covering "Led Zeppelin II," and it made me think about Bad Bunny, Kid Rock, and cultural Overton windows. Wait, I can explain: www.jefitoblog.com/earmageddon-...
Train singer Pat Monahan, preparing to eat whole my entire will to live
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Jeff Giles @jefito.com · 15/02/2026
Heather Webber wants a goddamn BLT
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Jeff Giles @jefito.com · 15/02/2026
Last week's #GH was... fine. But as my latest Critical Diagnosis column argues, were it not for some frustrating failures of imagination, it could have been so much more: diagnosisdaytime.blogspot.com/2026/02/crit...
Brennan and Dante broing down; Lucas realizing he's in deep doo-doo; Joss and Jason staring vacantly at one another; Maxie's family reacting to her suddenly regaining consciousness; Maxie looking glam as hell after a six-month coma
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Jeff Giles @jefito.com · 14/02/2026
This week's New Music Friday recommendations include the latest from Bleachers, MUNA, Boy Golden, Cat Clyde, and more: www.jefitoblog.com/new-music-fr...
Still from MUNA's video for "Dancing on the Wall"
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