Jeff AF @jefftyjeffjeff.bsky.social · 12/02/2024Setting cars on fire is a fine American tradition around the culmination of a major sports victory (or loss). All the better to happen on Google's tab rather than some rando who parked wrong that night. sfstandard.com/2024/02/10/w... 010
Jeff AF @jefftyjeffjeff.bsky.social · 12/02/2024DO YOU HAVE THE NUMBER FOR THAT KID WHO MOWED THE WHITE HOUSE LAWN I MIGHT NEED TO DO MORE YELLING LATER 010
Jeff AF @jefftyjeffjeff.bsky.social · 09/02/2024"Something is amiss," thought Sherlock Holmes at the Miss Universe pageant. Later, it turned out to be Moriarty indirectly involved in money laundering. 000
Jeff AF @jefftyjeffjeff.bsky.social · 08/02/2024This Valentine's Day, remember that nothing says, "Let's complicate our friendship" like a heart-shaped pizza. 000
Jeff AF @jefftyjeffjeff.bsky.social · 07/02/2024Today I am making a card game. In related news, a lot of dishes getting washed. 000
Jeff AF @jefftyjeffjeff.bsky.social · 07/02/2024Don't worry Nikki, I've been losing to "none of the above" in meaningless contests for years, look how I turned out 020
Jeff AF @jefftyjeffjeff.bsky.social · 07/02/2024Good day for Twitter counterprogramming. Reruns of syndicated sitcoms and unscripted dramas and the like 000
Jeff AF @jefftyjeffjeff.bsky.social · 07/02/2024I swear if one more current event happens I will lose it 020
