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Jeff Turrentine @jeffturrentine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The hilariously bickering brothers (played by Scott Caan and Casey Affleck) in "Ocean's Eleven"

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Jeff Turrentine @jeffturrentine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Strong Turk and Virgil Malloy energy from these two

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Jeff Turrentine @jeffturrentine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Those two staffers have strong Turk and Virgil Malloy energy

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Jeff Turrentine @jeffturrentine.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Try our new Double Meat Cthulhu Burger with Eldritch Cheese! We guarantee you'll Love-CRAFTIAN it!

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Jeff Turrentine @jeffturrentine.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

JAMES JOYCE: Yes I said yes I will yes COPY EDITOR: Hi, Mr. Joyce. My name is Amy and I work on the production team. I was wondering if we could schedule a Zoom call for next week to discuss a few things that have popped up during the editing process. (Absolutely LOVING the book, btw!)

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Jeff Turrentine @jeffturrentine.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I hope the subject of the book is spicy meatballs

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Jeff Turrentine @jeffturrentine.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Underrated masterpiece. The steel guitar is what takes from the beautiful to the sublime.

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Jeff Turrentine @jeffturrentine.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Ren at night, sitting by a fire, visible only in chiaroscuro, whispering: "You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks to collect a bill. KICK OFF YOUR SUNDAY SHOES."

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Jeff Turrentine @jeffturrentine.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

What a beautiful, moving, and thoughtful tribute.

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Jeff Turrentine @jeffturrentine.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Gulf of Mexico Department of Defense John F. Kennedy Center Lake Ontario but also while we're at it Sears Tower TriBoro Bridge Sixth Avenue the Tappan Zee

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Jeff Turrentine @jeffturrentine.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Congratulations on creating an all-time great skeet; just earned yourself a new follower with this one

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Jeff Turrentine @jeffturrentine.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Can you secure rights to John Cage's "4'33"" for the opening credits?

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Got a good job down at the Data Center. I work on the line, and it's hard work but it's honest and the wage is fair; my family and I are grateful for it. I rivet the word "absolutely" onto the little apologies that chatbots do when they misunderstand a prompt.

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Jeff Turrentine @jeffturrentine.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

"Perhaps there has never been a group of people treated so badly in our Nation's history." Just sit with that one for a moment.

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Jeff Turrentine @jeffturrentine.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

It was indeed a great evening. Today's independent political media definitely has its work cut out for it, but as long as these two are in the vanguard, it's in good shape. (Also: That's my left arm!)

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Jeff Turrentine @jeffturrentine.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Dating myself here, but: Paris, Texas -- Ry Cooder Local Hero -- Mark Knopfler

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Jeff Turrentine @jeffturrentine.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

He gets back home at the end only to find the Statue of Liberty half-buried on the beach HE WAS ON STATEN ISLAND THE WHOLE TIME

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Jeff Turrentine @jeffturrentine.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Someday, hopefully not too far into the future, pop music historians will write articles about how amazing and influential Cowboy Junkies were and how they were sorely underappreciated during their time. Comparisons to other underappreciated bands like Love and Felt will be made (and deservedly so).

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Jeff Turrentine @jeffturrentine.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

My wife and drove across the country numerous times with me driving and her navigating from the passenger seat with a giant Rand-McNally road atlas. We used it until the pages were literally falling out of the spiral. I saw one in a bookstore not long ago and got misty-eyed. Paper maps are magic.

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Jeff Turrentine @jeffturrentine.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Jean-Antoine Watteau's "Gilles" (which I guess is also known as "Pierrot"? I didn't know it had two names) I've always thought that the expression on the subject's face was wordlessly telling the (somewhat sad) story of his entire life up to that point.

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Lee texts VOTE to 59798 to check registration 🌊 ❌ 👑 @lkc2025.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

No shade on the actual USMNT and hardworking athletes, but I love the extra goal at the end. A big f*ck you to Trump for so many attacks on Europe. For NATO. For Greenland. And a demonstration for the benefit of people who haven’t yet figured out what a source of misery Trump is.

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Jeff Turrentine @jeffturrentine.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Reverse Midas effect: Everything he touches turns to ... how do the Belgians put it? ... merde.

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Jeff Turrentine @jeffturrentine.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Troy Jackson Wikipedia page, this is the moment you've been waiting for! Enjoy the tens of thousands of hits you're about to get over the next 12 hours.

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Jeff Turrentine @jeffturrentine.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Troy Jackson Wikipedia page, this is the moment you've been waiting for! Enjoy the tens of thousands of hits you're about to get over the next 12 hours.

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Andre Green @andregreen.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

This is their new strategy. They know the news media isn't going to call them liars to their face so they keep daring them to. When they don't, they win the clip which is all their base is ever going to see; filtered through the Fox/State News (same thing) filter.

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Jeff Turrentine @jeffturrentine.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

The new American dream: My dad had to eat lunch in a restaurant and then take a meeting in the office afterward; I just want to be able to eat in my car while taking a meeting on my phone.

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Jeff Turrentine @jeffturrentine.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Chant along with Van at the centrist rally: What do we want? MODERATION! When do we want it? SOON!

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Jeff Turrentine @jeffturrentine.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Still remember the day I was stopped in my tracks at a CVS in Silver Lake by the Style Council's "My Ever Changing Moods" wafting through the store over the sound system. This was pre-algorithm -- a real human being, somewhere, made this considered and oh-so-right decision.

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Jeff Turrentine @jeffturrentine.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Reasonable to think that vampires would also care about hyperlocal issues, esp. things like light pollution, curfew enforcement, preventing mosquito-borne illness, etc.

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Jeff Turrentine @jeffturrentine.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Missed headline opportunity: Goats are the G.O.A.T.

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Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

always a tweet

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Jeff Turrentine @jeffturrentine.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Prince Elvis Costello & the Attractions The Clientele Lambchop Toots & the Maytals Paul Weller Billy Bragg Belle & Sebastian Joe Jackson The Jayhawks

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Jeff Turrentine @jeffturrentine.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Interesting word choice. When I think of countries where the elections are/were marked by "certainty," I immediately think of places like Russia, China, and Ba'athist Iraq.

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Jeff Turrentine @jeffturrentine.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Can't believe I'm saying this ... but ... is it possible that Shemp had rugged good looks? He looks here like he could be playing the sheriff (or the charismatic heavy) in a 1950s western. That piercing stare! Those creases! (Yes, I've had a few glasses of wine.)

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Jeff Turrentine @jeffturrentine.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Peep Show Better Call Saul Veep BoJack Horseman The Americans Andor 30 Rock Rockford Files The Leftovers Broad City What We Do In the Shadows Toast of London M*A*S*H* The Bob Newhart Show Buffy the Vampire Slayer

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Joel @snufkinlib.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

trying to play peekaboo with my child but he's a European diplomat: me: where'd daddy go? baby: we must articulate a post-daddy vision of strategic autonomy me: peekaboo! baby: my historic relationship with my father is stable despite recent troubles

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Jeff Turrentine @jeffturrentine.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

About three in the afternoon, Toad cried out in a loud voice, “Aqrūqā, aqrūqā, lema sabachthani?”

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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 22/03/2026

This is so clownish. "Trump is at 100% approval among people that approve of him."

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Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Remember this when certain state funerals are planned in the future and people get their knickers tied in a bunch because people aren’t sufficiently grieving, and call for them to lose jobs and such.

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Jeff Turrentine @jeffturrentine.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

The only thing I don't like about this essay is that it isn't longer. Fantastically trenchant insights about what is (yes, I'll say it: Sorry, "Aja") SD's greatest musical and lyrical achievement. Well done. Now do Katy Lied!

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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 20/03/2026

derek is such an anole

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Cinephilia & Beyond @cinephiliabeyond.org · 13/03/2026

“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”

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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26 NO - 41% YES - 38% UNSURE - 21%

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