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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 13h
here's today's post: "Racist moron does one okay thing, immediately goes back to being a racist moron" — the smear campaign against Abdul El-Sayed continues.
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Racist moron does one okay thing, immediately goes back to being a racist moron
The smear campaign against Abdul El-Sayed continues
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 13h
here's today's post: "Racist moron does one okay thing, immediately goes back to being a racist moron" — the smear campaign against Abdul El-Sayed continues.
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Racist moron does one okay thing, immediately goes back to being a racist moron
The smear campaign against Abdul El-Sayed continues
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 11h
the media is the reason we have a racist moron for president. they wanted a shit-show to report on — and they still do. that's why they keep on normalizing this fascist carnival barker. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I explain it. link is here: bit.ly/4ysEUO3
Remember when the executive branch of our government wasn’t a twenty-four-seven in-your-face shit-show? Blame the worthless scribblers of the corporate-controlled press. The media wanted this. That’s why they worked so hard to get Donny elected, twice. Peace and justice is boring. The quiet, behind-closed-doors execution of a murderer is boring.

That’s why the press loathed Obama and Biden, and ginned up all kind of bogus scandals to undermine their presidencies. Competence is boring. Bring on the malodorous ME ME ME halfwit who generates a dozen headlines an hour.

I hope you’re happy now, media. Fuck you very much.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 11h
the media is the reason we have a racist moron for president. they wanted a shit-show to report on — and they still do. that's why they keep on normalizing this fascist carnival barker. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I explain it. link is here: bit.ly/4ysEUO3
Remember when the executive branch of our government wasn’t a twenty-four-seven in-your-face shit-show? Blame the worthless scribblers of the corporate-controlled press. The media wanted this. That’s why they worked so hard to get Donny elected, twice. Peace and justice is boring. The quiet, behind-closed-doors execution of a murderer is boring.

That’s why the press loathed Obama and Biden, and ginned up all kind of bogus scandals to undermine their presidencies. Competence is boring. Bring on the malodorous ME ME ME halfwit who generates a dozen headlines an hour.

I hope you’re happy now, media. Fuck you very much.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 9h
Donny's announcement that there would be no livestreamed execution is couched in weird legal terms — and also sounds like he doesn't agree with it. who wrote it for him, and why? thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I try to figure it out. link is here: bit.ly/4ysEUO3
That gobbledygook’s too long to read. Life is way too short, so let me boil it down:

‘My ace team of parking garage lawyers made me post this. If it were up to me, I’d force all you fuckfaces to watch it, over and over.’

Seriously, what ambulance chaser spoon-fed this drek to Donny? There’s no way he came up with ‘through streaming, or through any other visual device’ all by his own stupid self. It reads like the warranty on a service contract.

Yes Donny, we get it. Nidal Hasan sucks all ass. We figured that out for ourselves, after he murdered thirteen of his fellow service members.

Bad man die. Happy now?
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 9h
Donny's announcement that there would be no livestreamed execution is couched in weird legal terms — and also sounds like he doesn't agree with it. who wrote it for him, and why? thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I try to figure it out. link is here: bit.ly/4ysEUO3
That gobbledygook’s too long to read. Life is way too short, so let me boil it down:

‘My ace team of parking garage lawyers made me post this. If it were up to me, I’d force all you fuckfaces to watch it, over and over.’

Seriously, what ambulance chaser spoon-fed this drek to Donny? There’s no way he came up with ‘through streaming, or through any other visual device’ all by his own stupid self. It reads like the warranty on a service contract.

Yes Donny, we get it. Nidal Hasan sucks all ass. We figured that out for ourselves, after he murdered thirteen of his fellow service members.

Bad man die. Happy now?
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 10h
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha oops I mean how sad for Katie Zachariah
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
oh huh, another school shooting. seems like a good time as any to repost this piece I wrote three and a half years ago, because nothing ever changes.
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Republicans don't give a fuck about children
oopsies!
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
REPOSTED BECAUSE THE FIRST VERSION HAD A BROKEN LINK!
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
here's Thursday's post: "It’s Wheel of Moron Thursday: Ordinary tales of perfectly normal dumbfuckery" — The stupid is off the charts. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff — bit.ly/4s94Ah8
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It’s Wheel of Moron Thursday: Ordinary tales of perfectly normal dumbfuckery
The stupid is off the charts
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I'm sorry, but it seems like a really bad idea to let Diaper Nurse Natalie Harp and Found Object Katie Zacharia ride together in close quarters with Dear Leader on Helicopter Force One. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I explain exactly why that is. link is here: bit.ly/4s94Ah8
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
here's Thursday's post: "It’s Wheel of Moron Thursday: Ordinary tales of perfectly normal dumbfuckery" — The stupid is off the charts. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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It’s Wheel of Moron Thursday: Ordinary tales of perfectly normal dumbfuckery
The stupid is off the charts
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Piss-Drunk Pete and Bobby Brainworms get to fuck up every damn day, and their jobs are safe. Katie Zacharia has one bad day, and already the knives are out. misogynist much, Donny? oh, and Katie Z absolutely does FUCKING SUCK. in today's post, I mock the shit out of her. please read: bit.ly/4zDioDb
Look, Katie Zacharia ticks all the Donnyverse boxes. She’s a liar, she’s evasive, she’s a fucking weirdo, she’s unqualified, and she’s absolute shit at her job.

If that’s not a deal-breaker for any of the men who do Dear Leader’s bidding, then it shouldn’t be for Katie.

Our piss-drunk Secretary of Death hasn’t lost his job, after butt-dialing classified war plans to a reporter, or depleting our nation’s supply of missiles, or destroying military readiness, or blundering us into an unwinnable war, or any of the other fucked-up shit he’s pulled.

Bobby Brainworms still has his job, after single-handedly creating a measles epidemic.

Liddle Marco Big-Shoes still has his job, even after [gestures all around].
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
here's Wednesday's post: "Holy shit, Katie Zacharia is super fucking bad at her job" — It’s Amateur Hour in the White House Briefing Room. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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Holy shit, Katie Zacharia is super fucking bad at her job
It’s Amateur Hour in the White House Briefing Room
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
exactly.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I have a pretty good idea who should be the next White House press secretary. (yes, this is a real photo)
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO TODAY'S POST, IN WHICH I EXPLAIN THAT DEAR LEADER ISN'T JUST A RACIST LUNATIC, HE'S ALSO A LUNATIC RACIST. link is here, just click the damned thing and read and subscribe, mmkay: bit.ly/4zysKEk
THAT’S NOT THE WAY ANY OF THIS WORKS — but there’s Preznit Fuckwit, standing in front of the worthless scribblers of the corporate-controlled press, insisting that something that didn’t happen, actually did happen, because he said it happened — and they all just stand there, nodding their heads.

What the hell?

Donny hasn’t just depleted our National Strategic Reserve of Racism — he’s depleted our National Strategic Reserve of Bugfuck Nuts.

This is probably a good place to note that my What The Fuck Is Wrong With You Challenge™ is now in its 2,387th day.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Donny's fixation on Somalis in Minnesota is just a distraction to keep his brain-dead cultists from noticing his own failed presidency. Oh, and he's a fucking racist, too. Thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I bring the receipts. Link is here: bit.ly/4zysKEk
Preznit Fuckwit sure has a bug up his ass about Somalia, doesn’t he? Bro, show us on the doll where the Somalis hurt you.

Donny can’t, because they haven’t.

Somalia is just a convenient scapegoat to distract from Dear Leader’s own clownfucktacular failures as president. He hasn’t lowered prices. He hasn’t fixed the economy. He hasn’t ended his unwinnable don’t-you-dare-call-it-a-war on Iran.

Donny has just two accomplishments: he’s enriched himself and his cronies, and he’s kept the worst parts of the Dead Pedo Bestie Files hidden from the public. Unfortunately for Donny, he can’t run on that record. So it’s distract, distract, distract.

But listen to the racist tropes he uses. They don’t wear pants. Oh, please do fuck straight off with that nonsense. Even Google’s janky, six-fingered plagiarism robot knows that’s bullshit.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
here's today's post: "Racist imbecile depletes National Strategic Reserve of Racism" — Show us on the doll where Somalia hurt you, Donny. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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Racist imbecile depletes National Strategic Reserve of Racism
Show us on the doll where Somalia hurt you, Donny
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
the livestreamed execution of Nidal Hasan is going to blow back in ways that these fucksticks are too stupid to comprehend. lucky us. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I try to explain to these morons exactly why they're morons. wish me luck. link is here: bit.ly/47UPzWJ
That’s Marky’s answer to a disgusting violation of human rights — ‘just pretend it’s not happening.’

Oh yeah, that’ll work. Just look away, and try not to think about how this savagery is being perpetrated in our names. Awesome idea, Marky. Thanks for your contribution to the national discourse. You’ve really done us all a solid.

Margaret Brennan has it exactly right in that clip. Donny and Petey are going to turn some asshole who murdered a bunch of soldiers into a martyr. They’re going to turn him into a cause.

And then what? Did not one of these nitwits think about what could happen next? Did they not game that shit out? Of course they didn’t. These are the morons who quite famously act first and think never. It’s as if you took two eight-year-old boys, pumped them full of sugar, and set them loose making policy.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
here's Monday's post: "The livestreamed executions will continue until morale improves" didn’t anyone think this through? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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The livestreamed executions will continue until morale improves
Didn’t anyone think this through?
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
here's your periodic random reminder that I have an instagram for my black and white photography —
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Jeff Tiedrich on Instagram: "meanwhile, somewhere near the Chrysler Building ..."
2 likes, 1 comments - jefftiedrich on October 11, 2026: "meanwhile, somewhere near the Chrysler Building ...".
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
yesterday, Donny mocked his cultists to their faces, for believing the stupid shit he tells them. the cultists responded by laughing and clapping ever harder. spoiler alert: it's a cult. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I do some mocking of my own. link is here: bit.ly/3Un3xO2
“I could say the stupidest things, and you’d clap and say ‘I love you so much.’”

He’s not wrong. I mean, it’s not even a hypothetical. Donny does feed his cultists on a steady diet of the stupidest shit imaginable. He tells them that magnets stop working if they get wet. They clap. He tells them exercise is bad for you. They clap again. He tells them windmills give you noise cancer. They smack their goddamned hands together like meth-tweaked seals.

He’ll even spew hallucinatory nonsense about how there’s one ginormous faucet in Canada that controls all of California’s water — and in response, these credulous shit-kadoodles are all ‘please sir, may I have some more?’
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
here's today's post: "Dear Leader mocks his cultists to their faces. The cultists giggle and clap in response. What the fuck?" Who acts like this? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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Dear Leader mocks his cultists to their faces. The cultists giggle and clap in response. What the fuck?
Who acts like this?
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Super-Hot Jesus makes MAGA horny, deep-voice men make Jesse Watters horny, and livestreamed executions make Donny horny. it's all in 'This Week in Stupid," my every-Saturday wrap-up of the dumbest fucking shit that happened. thank you for your attention to this matter. link is here: bit.ly/4duSHMp
Stupid got off to a lightning-quick start this week, with the heartwarming tale of some homie who actually died and went to heaven for eighteen whole days — and then apparently un-died, so he could come back and go on Fox and talk about how he got to hang with the actual Jesus H. Christ. Just listen to him gush about how super-hot the J-Man is.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
commenters, I need you all to scroll down to the line in my post where I say, "please don’t tell me that Brian May is alive. I know that. I didn’t create that image. Take it up with the guy who did," and then I need you to consider whether or not I need to be corrected. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
it's Saturday, and it's time for "This week in stupid: October 10 edition" — Jesse swoons, Donny croons, and so much more... thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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Jesse swoons, Donny croons, and so much more...
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Silvija (still) stands with Ukraine @svecrumba.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
@jefftiedrich.bsky.social examines the barbarity of Trump and Hegseth having a public execution livestreamed. What media company is so desperate to kiss the ring that they would televise this? Another country that has public executions—Iran. #Blues www.jefftiedrich.com/p/what-kind-...
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What kind of shithole country livestreams executions? Our kind.
Cruelty, as always, is the point
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Pete Kegstand practically wet himself with joy over the prospect of livestreaming a public execution by firing squad. what the fuck is wrong with this broken-inside ghoul? Thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I attempt to figure it out. link is here: bit.ly/4AZ9Zvb
Did you notice how completely fucking excited Piss-Drunk Pete was, in that clip? He was absolutely giddy with glee as he burbled away at a mile a minute about how the military was going to publicly kill the shit out of someone. That’s insane. Nobody should be that happy about meting out death — and nobody who’s that over-the-moon about killing should be put in charge of the lives of others.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
here's today's post: "What kind of shithole country livestreams executions? Our kind." — Cruelty, as always, is the point. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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What kind of shithole country livestreams executions? Our kind.
Cruelty, as always, is the point
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
yesterday, our disgusting Abuser-in-Chief bragged that he could have done "very bad things" to Hillary Clinton, because "I can do whatever I want, if I want." ew. shut the fuck up, Piggy. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which my head explodes. link is here: bit.ly/3UaPA5P
Well, okay, then. That’s certainly good to know. Thanks for sharing, Donny.

Tell me, what are we supposed to do with this information? File it away for future reference? Fear this idiot more? He’s already the world’s most tiresome asshole.

Who talks like this? It’s so unpresidential. Our Predator-in-Chief is unfit for office, and growing worse by the day.

‘I can do whatever I want, if I want.’

Why does everything that seeps out of Preznit Fuckwit’s rancid anus-mouth sound like something that he or his dead pedo bestie Jeffrey Epstein would have said to one of the Motel-a-Lago ‘spa girls’?
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Silvija (still) stands with Ukraine @svecrumba.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@jefftiedrich.bsky.social marks the ten-year anniversary of Trump's comments in the Access Hollywood tapes, and reiterates what a vile POS Trump is, with examples. #Blues www.jefftiedrich.com/p/weve-endur...
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We’ve endured ten long years of this shit. Lucky us.
Preznit Fuckwit claims ‘he can do whatever he wants, if he wants.’
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
here's Thursday's post: "We’ve endured ten long years of this shit. Lucky us." Preznit Fuckwit claims ‘he can do whatever he wants, if he wants.’ thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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We’ve endured ten long years of this shit. Lucky us.
Preznit Fuckwit claims ‘he can do whatever he wants, if he wants.’
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gold Star families visited the White House yesterday, and instead of offering words of comfort for their lost loved ones, Preznit Fuckwit bragged like an excited child about his new heliport. he's that broken inside. thank you for your attention to today's post. link is here: bit.ly/4rXTb3O
This is not normal behavior. This is some sick psychopathic shit. It staggers the mind that the chief executive of our country not only can’t be bothered to pretend to care — he genuinely has no clue why he should care.

Seriously, if Donny can’t eat it, or fuck it, or make money off of it, he has no use for it — and there’s nothing in the world that’s going to make him care about it.

What an asshole.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
here's today's post: "Breaking: World’s biggest asshole has world’s most ginormous ass" — what’s Donny packing back there? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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Breaking: World’s biggest asshole has world’s most ginormous ass
What’s Donny packing back there?
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Julia Field 🌻 @jhfield.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Where are the calls for Donny to resign? Remember Joe Biden’s last year in office?The press had their knives out.Every time Joe stumbled over a word, or took too long to reply to a question, every newspaper in the land would shit out editorial after editorial…demanding that he resign immediately…”
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
our fucked-up president invites Iran to 'take out' Los Angeles and San Diego, and our shithole press can't be bothered to say one word about it. what in the actual fuck? thank you for your attention to today's post, in which my head once again explodes. link is here: bit.ly/3VuDJA0
Hello, and welcome to another exciting episode of Donny Says Stupid Shit, the show where our Very Special President gets away with blurting out the kind of crazypants dumbfuckery that would immediately end the political career of any mere mortal who said the same thing.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
here's Tuesday's post: "No biggie, it’s just our shithole president, inviting Iran to ‘take out’ Los Angeles and San Diego" — What the fuck is wrong with this guy? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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No biggie, it’s just our shithole president, inviting Iran to ‘take out’ Los Angeles and San Diego
What the fuck is wrong with this guy?
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dear Leader's latest pathetic attempt to buy votes is to gift every old person 'nearly' a hundred dollars. fuck you, you cheap bastard. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I mock all this bullshit. link is here: bit.ly/4z6ucxe
Donny wants a cookie for doling out a tiny pittance to you, while at the same time grifting billions off his gullible worshipers. Fuck you, Donny — you don’t get a cookie.

Remember — Donny isn’t doing this out of the goodness of his heart. This isn’t the work of a great humanitarian. This is the desperate act of a losing loser who knows he’s going to fucking lose.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
UPDATE: 11:33 EST: it has come to my attention that the image of Piss-Drunk Pete at the top of today's post was generated by a six-fingered plagiarism robot and is NOT REAL. This is why I should never write a post when I’m sleep-deprived. Sorry, everyone. I will vow to do better. —Jeff T.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
here's Monday's post: "What the fuck is this?" — How did we Nazi this coming? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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What the fuck is this?
How did we Nazi this coming?
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Donny held another batshit rally last night, and he's too fucking narcissistic to understand just how badly he's screwing up the GOP's midterm chances. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I throw my head back in laughter. link is here: bit.ly/4hreRl7
The bottom line is that who gives a shit what memes I use to mock the fuckery. All that matters is that Donny is super toxic right now. He’s massively unpopular — even among the GOP — and every time he shows up at one of these shittacular rallies, he just digs himself and his party deeper.

We’re at the point where Republicans up for reelection don’t want this guy coming around and fucking up their chances. It’s pretty much only the perennial losers and bottom-feeders like Ramaswamy who are still sucking up to Dear Leader.

Shoot that shit straight into my veins.

Get out and vote on November 3rd. It’ll ruin Donny’s day. I promise.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
here's today's post: "Preznit Fuckwit: still a moron, still insane, still a loser. Let us count the ways." Another batshit rally goes straight off the rails. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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Preznit Fuckwit: still a moron, still insane, still a loser. Let us count the ways.
Another batshit rally goes straight off the rails.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fox News complains about fat sex workers, MAGA claims Nixon got framed by the deep state, and Dear Leader spews a lot of stupid shit. thank you for your attention to 'this week in stupid,' my every-Saturday wrap-up of the dumbest fucking idiocy that happened. link is here: bit.ly/4hZzS6C
Folks, it’s a well-known fact that New York City has become an unlivable hell-hole ever since that Islamomarxistfascistcommunoterrorist, Zohran Mamdani, took over as Mayor. But let me tell you — you have no idea just how fucking deep the rot goes.

Let’s listen in as the giggling idiots on Fox’s The Five make their case.

Greg Gutfeld: ‘It’s something that a lot of people aren’t talking about in terms of quality of life issues, and I don’t know if you have photos of what’s going on in that area, but, uh, how overweight the hookers have become. Have you noticed that?’

Jesse Watters: ‘I have.’

Gutfeld: ‘It’s insane.’

I have to confess, I didn’t notice. It’s not really my thing, so I’ll have to defer to the obviously extensive expertise of horndogs like Gutfield and Watters.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it's Saturday, and it's time for: "This week in stupid: October 3 edition" — Donny’s in a ghost town, Gutfeld is the most clown, and so much more... thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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, Donny spells it, and so much more...
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
true story: when Donny was planning to kidnap Venezuela's leader, the Space Nazi's porn-bot Grok was egging him on, telling him it would be an awesome thing to do. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I ask the obvious question: WHAT THE FUCK??? link is here: bit.ly/4j1RvUh
It’s just super fucking insane that a demented imbecile in command of a nuclear arsenal is taking war advice from a six-fingered flattery-bot. Leaving Donny alone with an AI is like leaving him alone with Chucky.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
here's today's post: "Preznit Fuckwit takes war advice from the Space Nazi’s Mecha-Hitler bot. Hilarity doesn’t ensue." who thought this was a good idea? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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Preznit Fuckwit takes war advice from the Space Nazi’s Mecha-Hitler bot. Hilarity doesn’t ensue.
who thought this was a good idea?
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Republicans are genuinely mystified as to why they've lost the support of Hispanic voters. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I try to explain to these idiots, using very small words that even MAGA can understand. link is here: bit.ly/4hjAHqE
It’s a no-brainer. You can’t have state-sponsored thugs rounding up every brown person they see and disappearing them into slave-labor gulags, and expect those same people to give you a thumbs-up and go, ‘more like this, bro.’

And not one of these act-first-and-think-never morons saw it coming.

Unbelievable.

Not even the original Nazis were this clueless. There’s no record of Hitler going, ‘what’s up with the Jews, why don’t they like us any more?’
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
at a Hispanic Heritage celebration yesterday, Preznit Fuckwit didn't just do a racism. he made up a brand new racism, on the spot — one that didn't even make sense. and that, my friends, is quite the talent. thank you for your attention to today's post. link is here: bit.ly/4hjAHqE
Donny is like stupid and racist had a baby, and then repeatedly dropped it on its head.

This abject imbecile should not be president. It’s a waste of his singular ability to be incoherent as fuck. He should be the host of a game show called Donny Says Shit.

I’m talking about a show where Donny blurts out whatever dumbfuckery pops into his head, and contestants compete to come up with the most logical explanation
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
here's Thursday's post: "Let’s all look on in horror as a racist game show host does a racism" also: Ken Paxton does a sad, and Piss-Drunk Pete does a transphobia. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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Let’s all look on in horror as a racist game show host does a racism
also: Ken Paxton does a sad, and Piss-Drunk Pete does a transphobia.
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