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Chelsea Janes @chelseajanes.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Matt Seelinger, Long Island native, just talked about what it means to him to be in position to make his major league debut at 31 years old… with his hometown team. Not a lot of positive stories for the Mets this year. Genuinely a feel-good one there.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
The people in hell want ice water
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Jadzia Axelrod 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @planetx.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Lynda Barry did not squeeze your heart and simultaneously explain the point of all art with the barest of line drawings so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable."
HOW TO LOOK AT ART by Lynda Barry

In the first panel, a dog-headed woman, a mother, looks at a painting in the "Madonna with Baby Jesus" vein. A small blobby child is standing next to her.

Mother: IM NOT SURE HOW TO LOOK AT ART.
Child: WHATS SPOSTA HAPPEN?

In the second panel the dog-headed mother holds up her hands (paws?) trying to explain to the child.

Mother: SOMETHING BIG. A REVELATION.
SUDDENLY YOU JUST UNDERSTAND.

In the third panel dog-headed mother goes back to looking at the painting. The child holds up their arms to be lifted.

Mother: NOT SURE HOW TO MAKE IT HAPPEN
Child: HOW BOUT LIFT ME UP SO I CAN SEE BETTER

In the last panel, the dog-headed mother is holding the child, their position mirrored by the Madonna and baby Jesus in the painting.
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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 22/06/2026
The Godzilla "destroy the financial district" meme. But it says "Go ahead and destroy [famous singer], Godzilla. Make the children safe." I'm not making it searchable because I know how deranged the fans of [famous singer] are. But you can work it out if you can't see the image. What famous deceased singer with a recent biopic did you not want anywhere near children? Fun mystery!
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I AM DAD @iamdad.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
MOTHER’S DAY FOR MOTHERS, ALL CRIME IS LEGAL
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Alex H. Nagler @nagler.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars is such a good album and picking any song from it and playing it for like a minute is a good choice.
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no great matter @itsabigail.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Tyler Perry's Why Did I Watch Baseball?
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no great matter @itsabigail.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
“Some people are confident enough to chase results; most are outrunning failure” - Ron Darling, philosopher
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 16/04/2026
The infinite growth model is one of the worst things to happen to journalism/media. At some point you reach the ceiling of people who want to read your magazine! You can just make enough money to pay people well and publish things and not grow forever!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/04/2026
Total Dipshit Fans Think Pop-Up Fly Ball Going To Be Home Run
Total Dipshit Fans Think Pop-Up Fly Ball Going To Be Home Run
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Happy 50th anniversary to “All the President’s Men” — a film that owes its existence to Redford, who bought the film rights, developed the script and cajoled a reluctant Woodward & Bernstein. I thought it was “a great character study,” he said later. But, for months, “they didn’t return my calls.”
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The Other Brewsky @theotherbrewsky.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
NOW THAT'S A GOOD FRIDAY
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Jeff @jeffthemartin.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
LUIS ROBERT JR YOU HAVE MADE MY WEEKNED
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Happy Dr. Richard Kimble Day everyone
Harrison Ford as Dr. Richard Kimble in The Fugitive wearing an olive-green sateen fishtail parka with a hoodie underneath and a kelly green derby hat with gold trim. his hands are in his pockets, he's looking furtively behind him (at us), surrounded by people in a St. Patrick's Day parade.
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Jeff @jeffthemartin.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
boxd.it/delX5h Some preliminary thoughts on why sometimes a movie needs style over substance
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A review of Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
I finally bought the Criterion Blu-ray—I had a gift card and it just looked too good to pass up.  Eyes Wide Shut is unsettling post-Epstein Files release. Tom Cruise’s Dr. Bill Harford, a rich and suc...
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Allison 🧬⚾️ @petitephd.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
If only there was a cue your body gave you that told you when to drink water.
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Richard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
We harp on Newsom to point out the fatal thinking that social media alone wins elections. It is vital, but like anything else it has to center around clear theme and argument. Pointing fingers at “Donald” is not enough.
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
writing a strongly worded letter advising them to swap out F1 with 28 Years Later
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Jeff @jeffthemartin.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Hell yeah, Sinners (Delroy Lindo!!) and One Battle After Another (Benecio Del Toro!!) but wtf F1 for best picture?!
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no great matter @itsabigail.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
F1???
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Jeff @jeffthemartin.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
2 likes on my 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple review
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/01/2026
the question to ask about this is, okay, he wants to cancel the midterms. how does he get the VA state board of elections to cancel the midterms? how does he get the georgia board of elections to do it? how does he convince republican house members to quit their jobs and give up their paychecks?
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 22/07/2024
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